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"BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
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07-17-06, 07:29 PM (EST)
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"BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-06 AT 00:49 AM (EST)

Casting is complete for the BB7 Muppet Allstars. This reality show will run simultaneously with BB7 Allstars, reenacting the drama in the BigBrother house Muppet-style. If you like the BB7 Allstars, you'll LOVE the Muppet Allstars. Check your local listings for BB7 Muppet Allstars and be sure to watch the Live Feeds, as these Muppets can get out of control.

Production staff/hosts:

Appearing as "Big Brother" are:

Statler & Waldorf

Official Quote:
Statler: This show is awful!
Waldorf: Terrible!
Statler: Disgusting!
Waldorf: See you next week?
Statler: Of course

Appearing as The Big Brother Chef:
Swedish Chef

Official Quote: Yom-Yom-Yoom, ze Sveedish gruel ala boom-boom!"

Appearing As Our Dapper Host:
Kermit the Frog

Official Quote: I'm livelier, better looking and greener than Chenbot

Appearing As Housecalls Host:
Fozzie the Bear

Official Quote: Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!

The BB7 Hamsters:

The Sovereign 4

Appearing as Janelle:
The One and Only . . . . Miss Piggy

Official Quote: Only moi could fill this buxom blonde role. Bye-Bye Beotches!

Appearing as "America's Choice" Kaysar:
Sam the American Eagle

Official Quote: You are all weirdos! I will ensure that the quality and moral content of this show is beyond reproach

Appearing as Hurricane "Jedi" Howie:
Gonzo the Great!!

Official Quote: I am to chickens as Howie is to boobies! "Chicken" George makes me question my orientation.

Appearing as James:
Rizzo the Rat!!

Official Quote: You can trust me . . . I'll swear on my Bible right now.

The New Chilltown:

Appearing as Evil Dr. Will:
Dr. Teeth!!!

Official Report: As rumored, the role of the "evil" Dr. Will was originally filled by Dr. Julius Strangepork, who mysteriously disappeared days before filming was set to begin. Coincidentally, Dr. Teeth's agent called our casting to volunteer for the role . . . the call came the night before Dr. Strangepork's disappearance. Foul play is suspected.

Tune in to CSI: Muppet, The Disappearance of Dr. Julius Strangepork

Appearing as Boogie:
Pepe the King Prawn!!

Official Quote: Eat me!

Appearing as Jase:
Beaker!!

Official Quote: Meep! Meep meep meep meep! Meep meep!!

The Rest

Appearing as Marcellas:
Beauregard!!

Official Quote: Don't you dare call me Bobo, dammit!!

Appearing as Chicken George:
Rowlf the Dog!!

Official Quote: I'm really uncomfortable with the way Gonzo Howie is looking at me.

Appearing as Erika:
Juliet Prowse!!

Official Quote: *Sigh* Kaysar is great.

Appearing as Diane:
Alice Otter!!

Official Quote: Waaaah, sniff, sniff, boo hoo. Why me??

Appearing as Danielle:
Cynthia Birdley!!

Official Quote: But I really NEED the money!!

Appearing as Nakomis:
Lydia the Tattooed Lady!!

Official Quote: Like, you know, like, even though I have all these, like, tattoos, like, I am, like, deathly afraid of, like, giving blood. Like, the sight, like, of blood, like, leaving my body, like, makes me, like, sick.

Finally, Appearing as Allison, the Most-Hated Hamster:
The Gawky Birds!!

Producers Note: Due to the overwhelming hatred of this hamster, the role is being shared to ease the stress on the muppets filling this demanding role.


So many Muppets auditioned for the BB7 Muppet Allstars that Big Brother decided to bring back some BB6 players for a couple of very special weeks mid-season to create dissention in the house.

2 Weeks of Hell - The Return of the HERD!!

Appearing as Maggie:
Annie Sue!!

Official Quote: I still don't understand why everyone hates me. It must be Janelle's fault.

Appearing as Cappy:
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew!!

Official Quote: I'm coming for you, Kaysar!!

Appearing as April:
Janice!!

Official Quote: B-U-S-T-O, Busto is my name-o. Damn you, Howie, I can't get this song outta my head!!

Appearing as Beau:
Bobo the Bear!!

Official Quote: Howie, how dare you cheat on me with Dr. Will!!

Appearing as Ivette:
The Snerfs!!

Producer's Note: No one Muppet is loud enough to fill the role of Ivette, so this part will be played by numerous Snerfs. With trumpets for noses, only these creatures are equipped to handle this role.

Finally, Appearing as Michael:
Crazy Harry!!

Producer's Note: While not part of the "Nerd Herd" we could not leave Crazy Harry out of the Muppet Allstars. Michael was a role Crazy Harry was born to play.


The final surprises of the season will be Guest Star appearances of many of your favorite Reality Show AllStars. Watch throughout the season for your favorite DAWs, as portrayed by the talented Muppets.

Special Guest Reality Muppet Stars:

From The Amazing Race:

Appearing as BJ and Tyler:
Jerry aka "Tex" and Slim Wilson!!

Official Quote: T-Tow!!!

From Survivor:

Appearing as Rupert:
Lubbock Lou!!

Official Quote: Aye, A Pirates Life for me!!!

Appearing as Bruce:
Lips!!

Official Quote: Do I get my own bathroom??

Appearing as our Favorite Psycho, Shane:
Animal!!

Official Quote: I'm talking to people who aren't even HERE!!!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 FYI CattyChat 07-17-06 1
 RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie kingfish 07-17-06 2
   RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie CattyChat 07-18-06 5
       RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie kingfish 07-18-06 7
 RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie vince3 07-17-06 3
   RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie CattyChat 07-18-06 4
       RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie oasisfan1994 07-18-06 6
 RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie Lasann 07-18-06 8

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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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07-17-06, 07:34 PM (EST)
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1. "FYI"
I was really bored this afternoon . . . can you tell?? I was inspired by the "Sesame Street" & "Separated at Birth" threads and thought, what if the Muppets were to do Big Brother.

I really should have gotten some work done today . So, any other Muppet-to-DAW comparisons? I only watched BB6 and this year, so I'm clueless to former seasons' Hamsters.


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2. "RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
Very nice. Hilaroius even. Kermit and Mz piggy are the only Muppets I remember. Weird, Huh.

Glad you got bored. Hope it happens often.

BB7 Mupster HamHam mania. Catch it!!

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5. "RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
I feel like I'm at the beach looking up and there's your plane flying by. Great idea, Kingfish. I know what I'm doing later this week -- heading to the beach!!!


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7. "RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"

Chatty Cathy, Nude Beach Bunny. Pictures on Evening News.

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3. "RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
LAST EDITED ON 07-17-06 AT 09:28 PM (EST)

Unless they recently changed his name, the Muppet playing Shane is called Animal


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4. "RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
Thank you. You are correct, sir.

My only excuse can be the dehydration I must have suffered in my painstaking attempts to add "graphics" to my post with all that font change & marquee stuff. My brain said "Animal" yet my fingers typed "Monster." Go figure. Subliminally, it may mean something. I wonder what it could be.


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6. "RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
i am so glad that people have the time do do this. It really cracks me up. way to go.


HA HA HA Im in the HOUSE!!!! LET THE MEN GET NAKED!!!



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8. "RE: BB7 - Muppet AllStars The Movie"
Very good and entertaining.


Heaven on Earth! Thatís me lying on the beach *giggle*


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