LAST EDITED ON 07-18-06 AT 00:49 AM (EST)
Casting is complete for the BB7 Muppet Allstars. This reality show will run simultaneously with BB7 Allstars, reenacting the drama in the BigBrother house Muppet-style. If you like the BB7 Allstars, you'll LOVE the Muppet Allstars. Check your local listings for BB7 Muppet Allstars and be sure to watch the Live Feeds, as these Muppets can get out of control.
Appearing as "Big Brother" are:
Statler: This show is awful!
Waldorf: See you next week?
Statler: Of course
Appearing as The Big Brother Chef:
Official Quote: Yom-Yom-Yoom, ze Sveedish gruel ala boom-boom!"
Appearing As Our Dapper Host:
Official Quote: I'm livelier, better looking and greener than Chenbot
Appearing As Housecalls Host:
Official Quote: Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!
The BB7 Hamsters:
The Sovereign 4
Appearing as Janelle:
Official Quote: Only moi could fill this buxom blonde role. Bye-Bye Beotches!
Appearing as "America's Choice" Kaysar:
Official Quote: You are all weirdos! I will ensure that the quality and moral content of this show is beyond reproach
Appearing as Hurricane "Jedi" Howie:
Official Quote: I am to chickens as Howie is to boobies! "Chicken" George makes me question my orientation.
Appearing as James:
Official Quote: You can trust me . . . I'll swear on my Bible right now.
The New Chilltown:
Appearing as Evil Dr. Will:
Official Report: As rumored, the role of the "evil" Dr. Will was originally filled by Dr. Julius Strangepork, who mysteriously disappeared days before filming was set to begin. Coincidentally, Dr. Teeth's agent called our casting to volunteer for the role . . . the call came the night before Dr. Strangepork's disappearance. Foul play is suspected.
Appearing as Boogie:
Official Quote: Eat me!
Appearing as Jase:
Official Quote: Meep! Meep meep meep meep! Meep meep!!
Appearing as Marcellas:
Official Quote: Don't you dare call me Bobo, dammit!!
Appearing as Chicken George:
Official Quote: I'm really uncomfortable with the way Gonzo Howie is looking at me.
Appearing as Erika:
Official Quote: *Sigh* Kaysar is great.
Appearing as Diane:
Official Quote: Waaaah, sniff, sniff, boo hoo. Why me??
Appearing as Danielle:
Official Quote: But I really NEED the money!!
Appearing as Nakomis:
Official Quote: Like, you know, like, even though I have all these, like, tattoos, like, I am, like, deathly afraid of, like, giving blood. Like, the sight, like, of blood, like, leaving my body, like, makes me, like, sick.
Finally, Appearing as Allison, the Most-Hated Hamster:
Producers Note: Due to the overwhelming hatred of this hamster, the role is being shared to ease the stress on the muppets filling this demanding role.
So many Muppets auditioned for the BB7 Muppet Allstars that Big Brother decided to bring back some BB6 players for a couple of very special weeks mid-season to create dissention in the house.
2 Weeks of Hell - The Return of the HERD!!
Appearing as Maggie:
Official Quote: I still don't understand why everyone hates me. It must be Janelle's fault.
Appearing as Cappy:
Official Quote: I'm coming for you, Kaysar!!
Appearing as April:
Official Quote: B-U-S-T-O, Busto is my name-o. Damn you, Howie, I can't get this song outta my head!!
Appearing as Beau:
Official Quote: Howie, how dare you cheat on me with Dr. Will!!
Appearing as Ivette:
Producer's Note: No one Muppet is loud enough to fill the role of Ivette, so this part will be played by numerous Snerfs. With trumpets for noses, only these creatures are equipped to handle this role.
Finally, Appearing as Michael:
Producer's Note: While not part of the "Nerd Herd" we could not leave Crazy Harry out of the Muppet Allstars. Michael was a role Crazy Harry was born to play.
The final surprises of the season will be Guest Star appearances of many of your favorite Reality Show AllStars. Watch throughout the season for your favorite DAWs, as portrayed by the talented Muppets.
Special Guest Reality Muppet Stars:
From The Amazing Race:
Appearing as BJ and Tyler:
Official Quote: T-Tow!!!
Appearing as Rupert:
Official Quote: Aye, A Pirates Life for me!!!
Appearing as Bruce:
Official Quote: Do I get my own bathroom??
Appearing as our Favorite Psycho, Shane:
Official Quote: I'm talking to people who aren't even HERE!!!