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"Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
C'mon. C'mon out little ones. It's okay. C'mon out.
The house came down on the Wicked Whore of the West. And she is dead. Dead, I tell you. Dead!

Her ghost has been asked to haunt the remaining hamsters, but that's nothing our favorite terrorist and resident royal can't overcome.

Yes, buxom blonde girl, yes you can have her shoes.

Oh, and Howie, what's up? Barebacking George? Coming onto Will? Is there something your not telling us?


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Now we are so happy -- Estee 07-14-06 1
   Nak's Wax kingfish 07-20-06 48
 ALL HAIL KING KAYSAR! vince3 07-14-06 2
   RE: ALL HAIL KING KAYSAR! Das Mole 07-17-06 21
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 skye 07-14-06 3
   RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Tough Cookie 07-14-06 4
       RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 skye 07-14-06 5
           RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Das Mole 07-17-06 22
               RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 newsomewayne 07-17-06 23
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 kingfish 07-15-06 6
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 kingfish 07-15-06 7
   RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Estee 07-17-06 20
 Houseguests, please start the drama... tribephyl 07-16-06 8
   RE: Houseguests, please start the d... universityofkentuckyrocks 07-16-06 9
       RE: Houseguests, please start the d... tribephyl 07-17-06 14
 Nomination Ceremony!!!!! vince3 07-16-06 10
   You stupid Fool LadyT 07-16-06 11
       RE: You stupid Fool vince3 07-16-06 12
       RE: You stupid Fool tribephyl 07-17-06 15
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 kingfish 07-16-06 13
   RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 oasisfan1994 07-17-06 16
       RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 kingfish 07-17-06 17
   RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 newsomewayne 07-17-06 24
       RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Estee 07-18-06 27
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 ARnutz 07-17-06 18
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Estee 07-17-06 19
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 nailbone 07-17-06 25
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 kingfish 07-18-06 26
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Das Mole 07-18-06 28
   RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 kingfish 07-19-06 30
       RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 nailbone 07-19-06 32
       RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Das Mole 07-19-06 39
           RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Estee 07-19-06 40
               RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 newsomewayne 07-19-06 41
                   RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Estee 07-19-06 42
                       RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 newsomewayne 07-20-06 46
 Kayser!? Anybody? newsomewayne 07-19-06 29
   RE: Kayser!? Anybody? Estee 07-19-06 31
       RE: Kayser!? Anybody? newsomewayne 07-19-06 33
           RE: Kayser!? Anybody? Estee 07-19-06 34
               RE: Kayser!? Anybody? newsomewayne 07-19-06 35
                   RE: Kayser!? Anybody? Estee 07-19-06 36
 RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 ginger 07-19-06 37
   RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 nailbone 07-19-06 38
       RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 FlamingCactusIT 07-19-06 43
           RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 Das Mole 07-19-06 44
               RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2 oasisfan1994 07-20-06 45
 Hey Nakomis, newsomewayne 07-20-06 47
   Nak Wax 's too! kingfish 07-20-06 49
   RE: Hey Nakomis, Lasann 07-20-06 50

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Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings
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07-14-06, 06:47 AM (EST)
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1. "Now we are so happy --"
-- we do the Dance Of Joy!

*deep breath*

Alison -- died, died, died, died, died-died, died-died-died-died! Dead, dead, dead, dead, hey -- dead!

Oh, what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, that be-yotch is off of my live feeds, everything's going my way...

Hey, Alison. Do let the door hit you in the rear on your way out. And the production people, and the camera operators, and eeryone who's ever watched the show -- oops: that's a lot of people. Maybe some of them should work the front and sides. We don't want crowding.

And guess what? I talked to the producers, and you can keep the urn! They're even going to add some features just for you! I think the first one was called 'a permanent lid seal'.

*dances again*

Wow. The grass really is greener on this side.

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48. "Nak's Wax"
LAST EDITED ON 07-20-06 AT 08:52 AM (EST)

EDIT to relocate. See Nax Wax too!

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07-14-06, 08:56 AM (EST)
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2. "ALL HAIL KING KAYSAR!"
ALL HAIL KING KAYSAR!

ALL HAIL KING KAYSAR!


Okay, okay, enough of that. I told you yesterday that I was gonna win that HoH, and now the King is back upon his throne and by himself, yet!!!!!!

ChillTown, you better obey the sig, and bow down, or you're up next!!!!


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07-17-06, 10:04 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: ALL HAIL KING KAYSAR!"
Oh Kaysar. You may be Muslim and I Jewish...

...oh who the hell am I kidding, it'll never work out.


Of course I'll bow down...only if it's on all fours.

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07-14-06, 06:42 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
I'm actually relieved to be out of there. There wasn't enough room for my ego to squeeze into the house with Howie's, Janelle's and Kayser's.

Oh and Howie. Yes I'm hot. But never for you. Which is why you've had to resort to spooning Will at night.

I'll be at home with an actual hot doctor watching most of you crash and burn.


Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.


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07-14-06, 07:39 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Oh Allison I'm so glad I won't have to see your horrofying er shinning face in the morning And sweet heart Janelle's boobs aren't the only boobs who look fake...


Siggie Courtesy of the ever clever Tribe
A true, TO blue, Hockey gal.

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5. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
You're completely right.

Erika's look fake too.


Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.


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22. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Mine? Fake?!

Maybe if you're an idiot. Despite my larger-than-life-boobs-although-I-look-more-emaciated-than-Jenna-and-Heidi-combined physique, my knockers are obviously all natural.

Even Howie said I have a nice rack, and we all know that the only boobs he could ever recognize as nice are ones that are 100% real.


Oh Alislut...yes, you are ugly.

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23. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
*stares at Erika's rack*

*stares at Will's rack*

Both look real. And both look real fine. The force is with me this summer.


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6. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Robo Crotch Crabs

are in the house.


ROBO Crotch KingCrabs

But don't worry, we are genital biters.

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7. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Janelle, I'll pay you $75 for your panties. Ivette.

For rent, one ex-girl fem-friend. Tushy.






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07-17-06, 09:36 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
That wasn't me. I already got six pairs for free just from going through her drawers last years. As a matter of fact, Tushie's wearing one right now.


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07-16-06, 06:34 PM (EST)
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8. "Houseguests, please start the drama!"
LAST EDITED ON 07-16-06 AT 06:35 PM (EST)

What the HELLO is wrong with you people!?

AllStars? Our furry little buns, you are allstars.
More like FallenStars! Or Busted Novas maybe!

It's too Hot?
What?
We've never heard so much whining before in our lives.
(Well maybe Les ... afterall he is married to Julie. "Lesss, can I have my own talk-show?" "Lessss, do I have to do another season of BigBrother?" "Lessss, can I have a new motherboard?"

If ya'll don't perk-up and I mean soon, We're gonna send Alislut right back into the house!


Don't push us, we're out of cheesypoofs and we're getting cranky!

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07-16-06, 06:52 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Houseguests, please start the drama!"
No please don't send that LIAR back into the house. She lied more than me all of last season. James in da KING.


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14. "RE: Houseguests, please start the drama!"
I need for you three to battle it out!

Here ya go...

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10. "Nomination Ceremony!!!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 07-16-06 AT 08:53 PM (EST)

BB6, you are safe!
Friends of BB6/co-HoH with Janelle, you are safe!
ChillTown, you are.....SAFE! I hope I don't regret that......
Danielle, you suffered enough last week you're safe!
Chicken George, you amuse me so you are safe!

*out of keys*

I have chosen to nominate Diane and Nakomis Ironically played by the two that I had to chase down last week..... due to the fact that in Season 5 you caused major drama with your game and you seem to be hiding this year.... and you're the two who voted to keep the Alislut.....


All I know is, I'm SOOOOOO glad I don't have to eat that BB Slop this week......... NASTY!!!!!!!! *throws up a little* *grabs the Pepto* *ahhhhh*

BB6, Marcellas, etc. I'd blame Nakomis for bringing back her bandana not a rat on the first trip for your diet this week........

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07-16-06, 09:02 PM (EST)
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11. "You stupid Fool"
You really are a moron. Booger and I are the strongest alliance in this house and you go after Nakomis and Diane? What the hell are you smoking?

I am so freakin pissed off that again I am not nominated. Do you not know that I am the supreme being? Kaysar you are a tool. Bow down to me and eat my toe cheese

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07-16-06, 09:18 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: You stupid Fool"
Don't have to, I have the right to eat real food this week..... Besides, aren't you worried that the others will think that we're allies now??????

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07-17-06, 03:38 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: You stupid Fool"
Who's the King? You the king!

Now fight for it!

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13. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Howie Loooooooooooooves Will!! Howie Looooooooooves Will!!


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16. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
WHY ME! WHY ME! WHY ME! I haven't done anything yet. All i have done is sit quit and not play the game. My game plan last time was to get close to a guy and ride his coat tails but i haven't even did that yet. Thanks alot Kaysar. If i survive this week or win POV i am going to get you. I will sick King Will on you.


HA HA HA Im in the HOUSE!!!! LET THE MEN GET NAKED!!!

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17. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Pssst. (from the wall) Pssst Diane!!

This is a wake up call, Diane. You got to get to 'Doin' the production staff, like you did during BB5. You weren't picked for your looks, you were picked for you action, so you got to pick it up a little.

We're waiting!!!! You saw what happened to Allhore when she let us down.


The BBAS Production Crew

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24. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
*looks confused*
Just because you try to spoon someone doesn't mean you're into them.


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27. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Finally he gets it!

(Our little Howie is growing up...)

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18. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
I'm in the house, right? I could've sworn I was voted back in there. What did I have? One great line this week? Yeah.

Seeing George mount Howie almost made me turn straight!

The Radar
<------->
Marcellas



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

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19. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
We want to go home. When we said we'd see you next season, this isn't what we meant...

Who are these people? Why are they biting us? And why does their breath smell like dead things?


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25. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Kaysar, you bastid!!! First, you people kick out a hot girl (yes, she's a lying b!tch, but she had a smokin' bod!!), then you put up Diane for next week!!

First one of you idiots that nominates my sweet Janie is gonna get poached like an egg!!!


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26. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Alert!! LA Area!! Fatal Salmonella/Ecoli Outbreak. If you have come in contact with the yellow slop, report to the Emergency Room ASAP!! If you have eaten it, Kiss your butt goodby!!



Tres Elegante, No?. I am ze Poissons Roi!! (une Sig. art de T.Phy.)


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28. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
My first veto and I choose not to use it.

As if my true reason was to avoid becoming a target. PLEASE. I'm obviously the true evil genius in the house...

...

...

OK, I'll tell you the truth. I didn't use it because Kaysar said that if I used the Veto, he'd put me up.

Because I let Boogie lick me before Kaysar could get the chance.

...Sh*t, why do I have to be so damn sexxxi?


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

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30. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Special Discount Today (Erika?), visit the Mike Boogie “Jack Shack” for your fresh and enthusiastically whipped cream.


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32. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!


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39. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Boogie doesn't appeal to me, sorry.

Not to "get lesbian on everyone's assssssss" *cough*Ivette*cough*, but I would've rather had Nakomis licking the whipped cream off than Mikey-poo.


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

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40. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
You're not my type.

(Ever lick plastic? Yuck.)

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41. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
What are you talking abo...*hamster wheel slooooowly begins to turn.*


It's All-Stars, baby, and that means lots of All-star Boobies!

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42. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Well, this ought to be fascinating when the reaction finally sets in.

*gets vidcap program ready*


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07-20-06, 07:52 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Let's see. Beau was gay. And you were his partner in BB6.

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Oh, now I get it. That was his book you've got. Whew! For a minute there I thought you were gonna tell me you're lesbian.


Like any girl would be a lesbian when she could have Hurricane Howie!

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07-19-06, 08:04 AM (EST)
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29. "Kayser!? Anybody?"
Could somebody get me a towel. We're gettin' cold in here. *looks down* Aren't we, little buddy?

Stupid 'see all' camera. I'll never get to Chen-bot's hooters now.


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07-19-06, 08:29 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Kayser!? Anybody?"
So why didn't you wrap the towel around yourself before you got back in the shower? You basically doubled your exposure time there -- show-off... Come on, we all know it was a scam. Poor, defenseless Howie at the mercy of the cameras. No -- poor, defenseless cameras at the mercy of Howie.

Someone named Beau just left a message on my answering machine. He said he doesn't believe in convenient snack sizes. Does anyone know who 'Beau' is?


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07-19-06, 09:24 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Kayser!? Anybody?"
convenient snack sizes?

I can't help it that it was getting cold in there. Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?


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07-19-06, 11:16 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: Kayser!? Anybody?"
LAST EDITED ON 07-19-06 AT 11:17 AM (EST)

*consults Official Lesbian Handbook*

*looks up from index, visibly confused*

No.


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07-19-06, 12:47 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Kayser!? Anybody?"
*looks (more) confused*

Why would you have a copy of the Official Lesbian Hanbook, honey.

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07-19-06, 12:53 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Kayser!? Anybody?"
I'll explain it to you someday after you're out of the house. And your coma.


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07-19-06, 01:14 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Buh BYE Ali!

Do I not ROCK? I think even my farts will smell like petunias this week.

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07-19-06, 02:03 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Hey!! Petunias or not, I'm the only one that can create bubbles in here!!!

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FlamingCactusIT 452 desperate attention whore postings
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07-19-06, 05:19 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
The lonely janitor? I always thought I'd be the sexxxxy contractor. You know, the one that always sleeps with the Mrs. instead of fixing the leak in the roof? Back in the day, we used to call mounting someone a "zip-zop-zoobity-bop". now we used to go to the box social and meet dames...

Being the stereotypical old dude is great.

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07-19-06, 07:28 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Oh George...you can be my sexy contractor any day you're such a "father figure" to me. Just like Jack was...


Look, we all know the real reason he slept with his arms folded. It was to protect himself from my...love...

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07-20-06, 02:16 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 2"
Im sorry i can't say much this week. I am just so sad. Why is everyone against me? I can be cute and sexy too. Is it my nose? I swear keep me in the house to win the money and i'll get a nose job. Please i have no where else to go. These are REAL tears people.


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07-20-06, 07:54 AM (EST)
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47. "Hey Nakomis,"
Does the carpet match the drapes? I was just curious, honey.



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07-20-06, 08:53 AM (EST)
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49. "Nak Wax 's too!"
SALE!! Today only! Mismatched Carpet and Drape Odds & Ends, Nak’s Big Slick Emporium!!

Nak waxes her floors now.


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07-20-06, 01:34 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Hey Nakomis,"
Well, you know, like, my flaming hair was to get Kaysar's attention. It worked like a charm. He now wants to save me because I'm hot and all.

My sloppy game play is over, you know, I'm hot and ready to play.

With two votes for sure, like, I only need three more. I'm not campaiging against my best friend, you know, just pointing out my obvious qualities that will, you know, keep me in the game.

My eye shadow is a perfect match, like, for my hair. I'm striping my eyelashes for tonights, phew, *wipes brow*, you know, eviction of Diane.


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