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"Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 "
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07-07-06, 04:02 AM (EST)
 
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"Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Welcome back househamsters!
Might I say that my husband and I have a galaxy of tricks, twists and gaping blackholes for you to enjoy.
Yes I'm talking about you, Alislut.Oh and Erika ... your welcome.
Consider your "donation" taken care of. (Now just go on to win this thing so we can quintuple our bets at Bodog.)
Production note: Oh and give me some quotes folks. For all the houseguests cast, I'm making new siggies.
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07-07-06, 09:03 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Has anyone signed up to play "Power Of Veto" yet? I know it's just a bit part, but I'm interested if it's not taken. Thanks
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07-07-06, 09:04 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Just bear in mind that Marcellas will be ignoring you....
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ginger 22405 desperate attention whore postings
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07-07-06, 11:00 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
So, I'm a HOH already! I never was good at the throw-the-hoh-contest thing. Guess Alison and Danielle will think twice before they fvck with THIS Barbie Doll again! It's great to be back in the house. The only thing I miss is professional bikini wax and my Mensa meetings. Chess, anyone? 
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07-07-06, 11:30 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
It's time for the washed up Chicken Rap!(beatbox on rap begins)
Howie love boobies, like Jee hated Jun
Man, Mike Boogie must think I'm a goon
Back back to Howie the man likes breasts,
but guess what? Chicken George has the best.
(beatbox off, rap ends, cbs throws in cricket and screeching record sound effects) Gee, I wish Cbs wouldn't put in those cricket noises, it really takes away my dignity.
(Leaves diary room, puts on Chicken Suit and does chicken impression for a while on national tv.) 
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07-07-06, 01:54 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Yeah, be careful!! Your big butt nearly plugged up one of my jets!!!
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07-07-06, 11:57 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 07-07-06 AT 11:58 AM (EST)Bring it on Kaysar, you have been in and out of this house so many times, they should put a revolving door out to see Julie with your name on it. Y'all made a mistake not taking me out first. I am Gledales Most Wanted! Be sure to stop by my new Margarita bar called Chill Town! we will have 2 for 1 Kaysaritas as soon as he is outta here! 
Glendale's Most Wanted
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07-07-06, 11:57 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Poor Janelle with your ratty looking hair extensions and big fake boobs. Watch your back. Or maybe you're used to having several people back there taking turns. 
Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
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07-07-06, 02:13 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Who you callin' a dog, Busto? *mimics holding phone with hand* 'Hello pot, this is kettle...You're black!'Folks, I think I've found my new Busto for this season.
Busto Part 2.
Busto the 2nd.
Duece Bustalo: Female mega-ho. You're just bitter 'cause you got dumped on national TV. 
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07-07-06, 02:50 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Aw look. That's nice. It's Screaming Skankarella's day to have the brain. You might want to give it back to ManWhore. He needs it since he actually made it into the house.
Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
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07-07-06, 03:18 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
He needs it since he actually made it into the house.Oh, that's right. You were at the door when Julie pulled my key and I said 'No, that's okay. Give it to George.' I would have gone in, but -- you were at the door. The doctor said my shots were only good for short-term exposure. Why would anyone voluntarily take that risk? I don't know about the others, but my health is worth a half a million dollars... 
(It takes at least a year to even start recovering from the AliWhore Virus. Just ask Phil.)
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07-07-06, 05:31 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
I may be a lot of things. But at least I'm entertaining enough to get to pimp my fame for 15 minutes longer.Unlike you. Who will soon just need a pimp.
Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
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07-07-06, 06:54 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 07-07-06 AT 10:03 PM (EST)Hey Bunky, Whats a manhore anyway? And why did Ivette just break a leg off the couch with her teeth, and throw it at Julie? And why can't I hear any more, and why are Ivette and Monica's mouths moving? And when do we get to go in? Cowboy cries cowboy tears....in his Cowboy way..... because he just doesn't understand how bad things can happen to a Cowboy.... Poor Cowboy..... He's SOOOO sad..... AMERICA- We should give Poor Cowboy another chance.... Call CBS, write, email, Hell, lets go in person - a million man and woman march for Cowboy Equality, We need to show that we won't stand for CBS Dissin Cowboy. We demand that everyone be treated equal. Lets get Cowboy in the BB7 House.... What'aya say? Wanna Play? I'll let you smell ma hat! 
Even Cowboy gets the Blues...
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07-09-06, 03:08 PM (EST)
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49. "Will is back" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-09-06 AT 05:01 PM (EST)Guess who's back, back again
Will is back....yeah who cares if I sing. Anyways, how dare that idiot Jase with the Backstreet Boy haircut and that bimbo Janelle not nominate me???? I AM the REASON this show is as popular as it is. I am the only winner that was cast. Kaysar is a washed up punk who doesn't know his as!s from his elbow. Howie, do you honestly think you are as good looking as me? James well, at least you have a hot girlfriend. But you are a tool. Diane, you are pretty hot and I can use you. Thank God my girlfriend Erin Brodie understands what it's like to screw people over for money. Alison, I am really beginning ot wonder who you share a brain cell with, is it Erika? I have yet to hear her utter a word that wasn't ok'ed by janelle. Marjealous, I am way hotter than you and always will be. Who has more Hugo Boss suits? Me or you
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eta. my BF hit post and I didn't know it, so I am adding more
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07-10-06, 01:37 PM (EST)
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52. "Uh, no!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-10-06 AT 01:38 PM (EST)It is NOT a Backstreet Boys hair cut, it is pure O-Town. Geeze, know your boybands. And I'm running this. I am KING, KING I TELL YOU! You will bow before me, player of superior intellect and scheming ability. 
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07-10-06, 02:09 PM (EST)
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54. "Oh!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-10-06 AT 02:10 PM (EST)Oh Dude, So so sorry, man, I bow before you. (totally gonna get you, how dare you be more charismatical and smarterer than me. My blonde tipped head will rule the house!).
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07-10-06, 01:36 PM (EST)
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51. "OH YEAH PEEPS, Look who's here!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-10-06 AT 02:13 PM (EST)It's me, Jase. You thought I wouldn't make it in, you were wrong. You thought I didn't have heart, you were wrong (see, I have a girlfriend, and a sudo kid now. You love it, don't you!). I'm going to run this thing like a guy. A guy running things. Like a runner... Ok, I'm having trouble with an analogy 'cause I don't know what those are, but as sure as the delicately frosted tips on my head, I'm gonna win.
Gonna try some lines now:
Jase: All Dude, all the time
Jase: Running this like a guy running things
Jase: How's my hair? I'll think of more after tomorrow's episode, thinking makes my hair hurt.
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07-12-06, 11:32 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
Feh! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!I'm still smelling that garbage from the Power of Veto game this evening, and the game was at least TWO DAYS AGO! Chicken George, your snoring reminds me of the gunfire I had to dodge in my native Iraq. The only reason I stopped looking for the gun was BB told me it was only you snoozing the night away. YEESH! Alison and Danielle, I won't miss whichever one of you me and the rest of the hamsters evict from this place. You're both manipulative, you both have eyes on destroying the Soverign BB6 Alliance, and you're basically causing too much drama in the house for my tastes. I really want to win the HoH tomorrow, even if I have to share that role with someone else, including the other current nominee! Maybe with the HoH win, my Hooka (sp? that water pipe tobacco thing?) will arrive and the fun can really begin! 
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07-13-06, 06:36 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Be The B.B.A.Stard: Week 1 " |
LAST EDITED ON 07-13-06 AT 06:37 PM (EST)
The Kingfish 'Graphic Artist of the Year Award' goes to,,,,,,,TribePhyl
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