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"Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."
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"Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."
Looking at the machismo makes it clear Pittsburgh is trying to overcompensate for something. That 'something' is generally referred to as 'the Pirates'. Oh, and the local beer, which is best described as 'three rivers, no mixing'. Plus there's this:

Wonder how much machismo it takes to show up with in public with that by your side. Good thing the city has no animal control agency. Obviously it has no animal control agency: the offense is allowed out in public without leashes...

(I've been saving this up longer than I thought.)

...now let's talk about your road maintenance schedule, also known as 'But there were families raised in those potholes!'...

Don't give me that look. Y'all had sixteen pages of swamp jokes ready to go. Each.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Las Vegas may wind up hating both t... Estee 01-24-11 1
   RE: Las Vegas may wind up hating bo... HobbsofMI 01-25-11 8
 No arguments from me vince3 01-24-11 2
 RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-t... Max Headroom 01-24-11 3
   RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-t... Estee 01-24-11 4
       RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-t... Max Headroom 01-24-11 6
 RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-t... PepeLePew13 01-24-11 5
 RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-t... Snidget 01-24-11 7
 Some people take it too far. Estee 01-26-11 9
 Media Day. Estee 02-01-11 10
 Whut? cahaya 02-03-11 11
   RE: Whut? vince3 02-03-11 12
 Heating oil is expensive. Estee 02-03-11 13
 The easiest bet in gambling history... Estee 02-03-11 14
 RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-t... ARnutz 02-04-11 15
 Wimp. Estee 02-04-11 16
   RE: Wimp. ARnutz 02-04-11 17
       RE: Wimp. cahaya 02-04-11 18

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-11, 02:47 PM (EST)
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1. "Las Vegas may wind up hating both teams."
http://tinyurl.com/4hm7ctl

Huh. I don't know if it's the formula for the Perfect Gambling Storm, but you can see why they'd be worried about fast-gathering masses of dark clouds.

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8. "RE: Las Vegas may wind up hating both teams."
Most lines have moved to 2.5 Pack now.


GO WINGS! 2008 Stanley Cup Champs!
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01-24-11, 02:59 PM (EST)
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2. "No arguments from me"
There allegedly is an animal control agency in the city, but I've barely seen it, considering the various animals that I've seen loose at different times...

That poodle, however, hasn't been one of them... *shrug with hung head*

Definitely won't argue about the potholes and will raise that with their snow removal which has improved a little bit from Snowmageddon but still can see tertiary roads unplowed for a good day or so... and then there's ice, as well...


As for swamp jokes, I haven't been in New Jersey for about 15+ years, and that was for Atlantic City junkets with my grandma... so I have zero material.

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3. "RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."
Where's Rex Ryan when you need him??
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4. "RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."
Still having his postgame dinner. Do you have any idea how long it takes to choke down a triple portion of crow?

All right, wiseguy, you name a more famous #45 than the pistol.

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6. "RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."
All right, wiseguy, you name a more famous #45 than the pistol.

Here you go:

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5. "RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."

Day-um. That poodle's posture looks exactly like Howie Long's posture did when he's waiting for the ball to be snapped and just before he maims yet another QB.

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7. "RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."
A little fancier than the packer pups

http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/24/cute-puppy-pictures-packer-puppies-vs-the-bears/

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9. "Some people take it too far."
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/rival-woos-man-fired-for-packers-tie-1021770.php

I'm glad he's got a job offer and that so many Packer fans are supporting him, but the offer I'd really want to see him take is from a lawyer offering to get him a car dealership. The one he used to work for.

They'd probably have to get a change in venue.

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10. "Media Day."
The trash talk will now take the field.

(By which I mean '99% of the questions will be trash.')

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02-03-11, 11:51 AM (EST)
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11. "Whut?"
No cheerleaders?
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12. "RE: Whut?"
Yeppers, I don't believe the team ever had 'official' cheerleaders... There were the occasions in which the city's denziens occasionally made up their own squads and such, but none ever official...
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02-03-11, 05:26 PM (EST)
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13. "Heating oil is expensive."
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=6086733

By the way, would you pay $200 a ticket (minimum of four) to watch the game outside the stadium? If the answer is yes, the Cowboys want to hear from you!

But not too loudly. You'll disturb the premium customers.

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14. "The easiest bet in gambling history."
Take a close look at the first over-under on the list.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/110203_prop_bets&sportCat=nfl

If I owned a home, I'd mortgage it.

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15. "RE: Super Bowl Colt pregame trash-talking thread."
Ha!

http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/01/5968243-football-players-take-turns-wearing-a-troy-polamalu-wig-at-super-bowl-press-conference

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16. "Wimp."
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=6090862&sportCat=nfl

On the other hand:

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=6089688

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17. "RE: Wimp."
A rebuttal?

They need to suck it up. It's football. It can be played in the snow!

OTOH, maybe they should just move the game to Detroit!

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18. "RE: Wimp."
Open the roof, Jerry!

It won't happen, thanks to the ol' curmudgeon. (I like the 'mud' part of that word.)

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