Donald Trump goes off-teleprompter! Also off-reality!NRA rhetoric! It's about the Second! No, it's all about Obamacare! No, it's all about not using Obamacare to treat wounds caused by the Second!
We're going to talk about how we can reach out to non-Caucasians! In a giant lecture hall! Where pretty much no one other than the panel shows up!
Huckabee says that if we as a nation turn our back on his deity, the deity will turn its back on us! He means that as a threat! I say let's go for it! I've never seen a deity's backside! Divinebadonk!
Sarah Palin does some commentary and talks about how biased the media is! And makes that comment on Fox News! There is no irony there whatsoever!
And the arguably best line so far, 'No state has ever banned gay marriage!'
That's right! Those gays can marry any straight people who'll have them!
It's CPAC! You will laugh! You will laugh some more! You will wonder if they're listening to anything they're saying! And then you will watch them get the House seat majority! Again!

Specific links on request, but Mediaite has most of them with video footage.