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"Sunday's PG-13 challange"
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09-15-13, 06:53 PM (EST)
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"Sunday's PG-13 challange"
From the news, in Britain.

And ye gods how the puns just write themselves.


Telegraph Link

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange dabo 09-15-13 1
 RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange Estee 09-15-13 2
 RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange kingfish 09-16-13 3
 RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange Starshine 09-16-13 4
 RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange jbug 09-19-13 5
   RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange Snidget 09-19-13 6
       RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange jbug 09-19-13 7
           RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange kingfish 09-19-13 8
               RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange Estee 09-20-13 10
 RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange byoffer 09-20-13 9

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dabo 25417 desperate attention whore postings
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09-15-13, 07:57 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
He's just a love machine..
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09-15-13, 08:00 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
So if you're looking for a partner with horrible response time and zero sensitivity...

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I don't know about his endurance, but his mileage sure svcks.

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'Your underwear is ajar. Your underwear is ajar.'

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Fuel-injected!

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09-16-13, 09:06 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
LAST EDITED ON 09-16-13 AT 10:11 AM (EST)

Hot wheels!

Is that your exhaust pipe, or are you just hot for me?

<Barry White> Come on over to my place, baby, we'll lower the interior lights, lean back the fully reclinable rear seats, ride the love road in my throbbing four wheel drive fuel injected passion machine, and lose ourselves in the soothing sounds from my 9 speaker Bose stereo.

Speaking of fuel injection. And seat warmers...


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09-16-13, 04:48 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
Does the word eccentric fit here?

Louis Theroux did a program on this a while back.


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09-19-13, 11:41 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
My boss came in this morning and asked me if I knew anything about sending a telegraph.

What should my response have been?



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09-19-13, 11:49 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-13 AT 11:52 AM (EST)

Step 1. Build a time machine?

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5186113

Even if you go to India, Step 1 build a time machine.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/18/last-telegram_n_3459595.html

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09-19-13, 12:24 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
I was a bit surprised.
I just answered that I didn't know anything about it; that I'd never done that.

I have no idea why he was asking.

He is so sensitive to anything he deems critical of him so I couldn't really make a smartass remark.

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09-19-13, 01:44 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
Inform him that the new technology is to tie his message to a pigeon’s leg.

That would be kinda smart-assy, though.

Or that the Santa Maria is returning to the Old World soon, and would deliver his message for a couple of Doubloons.

Of course he’s wouldn’t be able to miss the smart-assedness of that.

One more - Tell him that them dirty Redskins done cut the wire again. They gonna have to send it Pony Express this time.

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09-20-13, 08:02 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
...and Daniel Snyder has sued you. Nice work.
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09-20-13, 00:37 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Sunday's PG-13 challange"
The guys name is Cooper? I always figured if a Range Rover and a Cooper ever got together the Cooper would be screwed.
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