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"Man killed by falling Cow"
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07-15-13, 12:01 PM (EST)
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"Man killed by falling Cow"
I'm waiting for the SyFi channel to start a series based on the mysterious falling cow phenomena.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/15/19479766-reports-cow-crashes-through-roof-kills-sleeping-brazilian?lite

The quote from his mother tickled me:

I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow," his mother Maria de Souza told Brazil's Super Canal TV channel. "He nearly died when he was two and got meningitis, but I worked hard to buy medicines for him and he survived. And now he's lying in his bed and gets crushed to death by a cow. There's no justice in the world.

Nope, no justice in that at all, maam.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Man killed by falling Cow dabo 07-15-13 1
   RE: Man killed by falling Cow cahaya 07-15-13 11
 RE: Man killed by falling Cow PepeLePew13 07-15-13 2
   RE: Man killed by falling Cow byoffer 07-15-13 12
       RE: Man killed by falling Cow PepeLePew13 07-16-13 15
 RE: Man killed by falling Cow Estee 07-15-13 3
 I'm never saying foonermints 07-15-13 4
   RE: I'm never saying kingfish 07-15-13 5
       RE: I'm never saying foonermints 07-15-13 6
           RE: I'm never saying kingfish 07-15-13 7
               Don't Think foonermints 07-15-13 8
                   RE: Don't Think dabo 07-15-13 9
                       Now foonermints 07-15-13 10
 I've never seen moonbaby 07-16-13 13
   But you may have sung to him...sort... kingfish 07-16-13 14

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07-15-13, 12:04 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Well, that's sad. At least a catapult wasn't involved.
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07-15-13, 05:48 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Or aliens, after they did their work.
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07-15-13, 12:10 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
"As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly."
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07-15-13, 10:18 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
WCowRP?

Well played, Pepe, well played!

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07-16-13, 11:49 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Oui. This latest installment of WKRP in Blowsville coming right at ya!
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07-15-13, 12:42 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
If anyone in the area saw a giant earthworm wearing a humanoid exosuit, I'm just going to call the whole sentience thing off.
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07-15-13, 12:54 PM (EST)
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4. "I'm never saying"
"The steak is on me" again.

Foonermints: The Legend!

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07-15-13, 02:08 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: I'm never saying"
3000 lbs is a lot of steak, and a big-assed cow.
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07-15-13, 02:20 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: I'm never saying"
Makes dressing out a 1000 pound moose look.. puny.

Moosemeat is greasy, anyway. Yick.
I bet if you had a moose ranch in Hawaii and fed them pineapples they'd be tastier.
foonermints: The Legend..

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07-15-13, 03:23 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: I'm never saying"
Hunting cows is a lot easier than hunting Moose. Plus you can lead them to the freezer before shooting them. 3000 lbs is a lot of carcass to field dress.

Find a field with Wagyu cows to get Kobe beef. Yum.

Another tip, shooting chickens is easier than shooting ducks or pheasant. Even better, look for them in the Walmart freezer section.

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07-15-13, 04:13 PM (EST)
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8. "Don't Think"
There's much left of a chicken after you shoot it. *puts away 50 cal mini-gun*

We've got to get away from this Zimmerman thing and start strangling. I bet they know how to do it in Boston.

To heck with this hunting nonsense anyway. Gelsons or Bristol Farms gives me a perfectly peaceful piece of meat.

Not that I always want my meat peaceful..

Uh Oh! My bad!

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07-15-13, 04:17 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Don't Think"
Have you ever bolt-gunned a chicken by the pale moonlight?


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07-15-13, 04:38 PM (EST)
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10. "Now"
Stop that, Jack.

Chickens be free! Run! Run for your lives!

The Legend..

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07-16-13, 11:01 AM (EST)
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13. "I've never seen"
a falling cow, I hope to never see one. But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.
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07-16-13, 11:40 AM (EST)
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14. "But you may have sung to him...sorta."
Hey diddle diddle,
The Cat and the fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the moon.

NASA reports that it misjudged reentry,
And landed on poor Jose,
Who was then picked up with a spoon.

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