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"The state where the most beer is consumed?"
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07-15-13, 11:45 AM (EST)
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"The state where the most beer is consumed?"
LAST EDITED ON 07-15-13 AT 12:05 PM (EST)

Texas? (My first guess) No. Not even in the top six. There’s a lot of beer drunk in Texas, but it barely beats out Maine (MAINE???) for ninth.

Wisconsin? Colorado? Missouri? (Big beer production states?) Nope.

New York? California? (Biggest populations, one of which contains the legendary boozer Fooner?) No.

http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/07/the_state_that_drinks_the_most.html#incart_river_default

North Dakota! Props to Dakota, and now we know why she's drunk as a skunk all the time - she’s just upholding her state’s place in the beer drinking pecking order. And funny and witty, as all drunks are when inspired by the malty muse.

Alabama is only 22nd, an appalling situation that I am doing my best to improve.

Beer drinkers unite!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: The state where the most beer i... Snidget 07-15-13 1
   RE: The state where the most beer i... kingfish 07-15-13 2
   RE: The state where the most beer i... dabo 07-15-13 3
       RE: The state where the most beer i... Snidget 07-15-13 4
           RE: The state where the most beer i... foonermints 07-15-13 5
               RE: The state where the most beer i... dabo 07-15-13 6
                   I thought foonermints 07-15-13 8
                   RE: The state where the most beer i... Snidget 07-15-13 9
                       RE: The state where the most beer i... foonermints 07-15-13 11
                           RE: The state where the most beer i... Snidget 07-15-13 17
                               There You Go! foonermints 07-15-13 19
                                   RE: There You Go! Snidget 07-15-13 21
                                       RE: There You Go! foonermints 07-15-13 22
  The Legend Speaketh! foonermints 07-15-13 7
 RE: The state where the most beer i... Estee 07-15-13 10
   RE: The state where the most beer i... foonermints 07-15-13 12
 Man Camps! foonermints 07-15-13 13
   RE: Man Camps! kingfish 07-15-13 14
       On The Safe Side foonermints 07-15-13 16
           RE: On The Safe Side kingfish 07-15-13 18
   RE: Man Camps! cahaya 07-15-13 20
 RE: The state where the most beer i... kidflash212 07-15-13 15
 RE: The state where the most beer i... Molaholic 07-15-13 23
   *Smack* foonermints 07-15-13 24
       RE: *Smack* kingfish 07-15-13 25
           RE: *Smack* foonermints 07-15-13 26

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07-15-13, 11:50 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
Like there is anything else to do in North Dakota?
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2. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
Good point. Also explains why Maine is ranked so high.
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07-15-13, 12:02 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
ND is having an oil boom.
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4. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
And in there spare time, what else is there to do?
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07-15-13, 12:39 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
I know! I know!
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07-15-13, 12:43 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
Tip cows and polka.
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8. "I thought"
It was the Hokey-Pokey.

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9. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
And how much beer does it take to over-ride the bodies natural aversion to the dangers of cow tipping or polka dancing?
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11. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"

»the dangers of cow tipping «

Don't ask that poor Brazilian fellow.


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07-15-13, 03:06 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
I thought that cow tipped itself?
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19. "There You Go!"
We can still blame the beer. "Tipsy" eh?
The cow was obviously drunk! Beer is bad Bad BAD!
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21. "RE: There You Go!"
Did we learn nothing from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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22. "RE: There You Go!"
"Black Frost"?

Sounds bad.

I'm still worried about the bits.

Is there nothing sacred?!

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7. " The Legend Speaketh!"
Whut? Huh? *klunk*


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10. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
I can prove this is absolutely true with a simple thought experiment.

Brain: I must now deal with life in and the citizens of North Dakota.

Hand: automatically reaches for alcohol.

And now, for comparison purposes:

Brain: I must now deal with life in and the citizens of small-town Texas.

Hand: automatically reaches for gun.

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12. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
»Hand: automatically reaches for gun. «

I thought that was Florida.


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13. "Man Camps!"
I guess I won't complain about my palacío.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-12/no-kids-no-booze-no-pets-inside-north-dakota-s-largest-man-camp.html

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14. "RE: Man Camps!"
Maybe I have it all wrong, but my version of a mancave includes women. Dirty, dirty women.
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Here's a sure-fire way to try to hang on to the woman you may/may not have..

The Legend!

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I'm beginning to understand why California is in the bottom ten in beer drinking.

Still no clue to explain New York.

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Why, it's like Guantanamo!

I wonder if they're allowed to pray on Sundays.

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15. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
New York 48th?

Bet we wouldn't be so low if the ranked the most tequila consumed.

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23. "RE: The state where the most beer is consumed?"
And would have assumed the answer to the question of the state where the most beer is consumed would have been . . .


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24. "*Smack*"
Someone had to do it.

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25. "RE: *Smack*"
With Moley it's "Wack'em"!
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26. "RE: *Smack*"
*WHACK!*

The Legend Has bestowed his blessing on the Kingfish..

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