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"The Next Great Country Song"
Some friends of mine were doing this and having some fun.
Hopefully there are enough peeps left here to give this a try.

This is the first line of the next great country song.

"I was walking out of Wal-Mart when she was walking in...."

Copy this line and add the next line or two! or a whole verse!


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 RE: The Next Great Country Song foonermints 06-22-13 1
 RE: The Next Great Country Song kidflash212 06-22-13 2
   RE: The Next Great Country Song cahaya 06-22-13 3
       RE: The Next Great Country Song Puffy 06-23-13 4
           RE: The Next Great Country Song kingfish 06-24-13 5
               RE: The Next Great Country Song foonermints 06-24-13 6
                   RE: The Next Great Country Song kingfish 06-24-13 7
                       RE: The Next Great Country Song cahaya 06-24-13 8
                           RE: The Next Great Country Song kingfish 06-24-13 9
                               RE: The Next Great Country Song cahaya 06-24-13 11
                           RE: The Next Great Country Song foonermints 06-24-13 10
                               RE: The Next Great Country Song cahaya 06-24-13 12
                                   RE: The Next Great Country Song foonermints 06-24-13 13
                                       RE: The Next Great Country Song cahaya 06-24-13 14
                                           RE: The Next Great Country Song kingfish 06-25-13 15
                                               RE: The Next Great Country Song jbug 06-25-13 16
                                                   RE: The Next Great Country Song kingfish 06-25-13 17
                                                       RE: The Next Great Country Song cahaya 06-25-13 18
                                                           RE: The Next Great Country Song kingfish 06-26-13 24
                                                       Look at the Buttinsky! foonermints 06-25-13 19
                                                           RE: Look at the Buttinsky! kingfish 06-25-13 20
                                                               RE: Look at the Buttinsky! cahaya 06-25-13 21
                                                                   RE: Look at the Buttinsky! foonermints 06-25-13 22
                                                                       RE: Look at the Buttinsky! foonermints 06-25-13 23
                                                                           RE: Look at the Buttinsky! kingfish 06-26-13 25
                                                                               RE: Look at the Buttinsky! jbug 06-30-13 26
                                                                                   RE: Look at the Buttinsky! kingfish 07-01-13 27
 RE: The Next Great Country Song Dakota 07-01-13 28
   RE: The Next Great Country Song kingfish 07-01-13 29
       That's cr@p foonermints 07-01-13 30
           RE: That's cr@p cahaya 07-01-13 31
               RE: That's cr@p Dakota 07-01-13 32
               RE: That's cr@p kingfish 07-02-13 33
                   I Think foonermints 07-02-13 34
                       RE: I Think cahaya 07-02-13 35
                           It's not Love Potion? foonermints 07-02-13 36
                               Love Potion cahaya 07-02-13 37
                                   RE: Love Potion foonermints 07-02-13 38
                                       RE: Love Potion cahaya 07-02-13 39
                                       RE: Love Potion kingfish 07-02-13 40
                                           Demon Wine foonermints 07-02-13 41
                                               RE: Demon Wine jbug 07-02-13 42
                                                   RE: Demon Wine foonermints 07-02-13 43
                                                       Classic Dakota 07-03-13 44
                                                           RE: Classic kingfish 07-03-13 45
                                                               RE: Classic Dakota 07-03-13 47
                                                                   A True Classc by Captain "Kingfish"... foonermints 07-03-13 48
                                                           Big Dirty Catfish foonermints 07-03-13 46
                                                               RE: Big Dirty Catfish kingfish 07-03-13 49
                                                               RE: Big Dirty Catfish kidflash212 07-03-13 51
                                                                   RE: Big Dirty Catfish kingfish 07-03-13 54
                                                                   RE: Big Dirty Catfish foonermints 07-03-13 55
 *twang* foonermints 07-03-13 50
   RE: *twang* kingfish 07-03-13 52
       RE: *twang* foonermints 07-03-13 53
           RE: *twang* kingfish 07-03-13 56
               Twingle Twangle wins every time foonermints 07-03-13 57
                   RE: Twingle Twangle wins every time Dakota 07-03-13 58
                       RE: Twingle Twangle wins every time kingfish 07-04-13 59
                           RE: Twingle Twangle wins every time Dakota 07-04-13 60
   doin my part to help... jbug 07-05-13 61
       Quiet! Quiet In The Studio! foonermints 07-12-13 62
           RE: Quiet! Quiet In The Studio! kingfish 07-13-13 68
 YEEHAAW agman 07-12-13 63
   RE: YEEHAAW foonermints 07-12-13 64
       RE: YEEHAAW agman 07-13-13 65
           RE: YEEHAAW foonermints 07-13-13 66
               RE: YEEHAAW kingfish 07-13-13 67
   RE: YEEHAAW kingfish 07-13-13 69
       RE: NO "yeehaw" foonermints 08-26-13 70
           RE: NO "yeehaw" kingfish 08-27-13 71

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06-22-13, 06:46 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
I pulled out my .45 and she pulled out a grin

Is this a Country Western song?

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2. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
I was walking out of Wal-Mart when she was walking in....
I pulled out my .45 and she pulled out a grin

Said "No need for that, just a little gin"

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3. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
I was walking out of Wal-Mart when she was walking in....
I pulled out my .45 and she pulled out a grin
Said "No need for that, just a little gin"

Oh, dahlin', when can we meet again?

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06-23-13, 02:24 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
>I was walking out of Wal-Mart
>when she was walking in....
>
>I pulled out my .45 and
>she pulled out a grin
>
>Said "No need for that, just
>a little gin"
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>Oh, dahlin', when can we meet
>again?

Oh dahlin', when can we meet again?



I waddle for Agman

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06-24-13, 04:12 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
LAST EDITED ON 06-24-13 AT 07:49 PM (EST)

When I heard that, I walked back in again.

Didn't get the .45, didn't get the gin,

and I almost forgot, to bring along the grin.

But then I started thinking,

about what I should have said,

I figured I'd be better off,

shopping Walmart than be dead.

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06-24-13, 04:29 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
*twang*
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06-24-13, 05:02 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
Allright! Cue the banjo solo.
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8. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"

Not many folks know that Jimi started his early musical career as banjo player for Bill Monroe. Monroe fired him after two weeks, because he wouldn't cut his hair.

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9. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
LAST EDITED ON 06-24-13 AT 07:49 PM (EST)

Well...

I'm shopping at WalMart again,

Here where I ain't got a friend,

The lady in aisle eight,

Will be my last date,

'Cause I'm shopping at WalMart, again.

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11. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
Thanks to good ol' Sam,
I met mah ma'am,
Rolling me a cart,
Straight into ya heart.
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10. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
Dirty little bugger needs a shave too.

..and stop yelling! Sheesh, doesn't that whacky weed mellow you out?

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12. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
Ready for a bit of Red House blues, my man?

It's all about space-time and the gravity.

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13. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"

is it?
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14. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
Well, astrophysicists currently say that this universe might be composed of more than two thirds anti-gravity dark energy, along with more than a quarter of this universe being dark matter, and less than 5% of it being ordinary matter, like us earthly beings.

It is, whatever it is.

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15. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
LAST EDITED ON 06-25-13 AT 08:42 PM (EST)

And (twang twang) then there came that day, (twang twang)

When all that I could say,

Was which way to lingerie...?(twing twang twang)


Ohhhhhhhh... I fell for my little Walmart gal,

And she loves me tho’ I stunk of gin,

You see, I was walking out of Wal-Mart,

when she waaaas walking in." (twingle twingle twang twang twang)

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06-25-13, 10:37 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
I'll find you some contacts in Nashville when you're ready...


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06-25-13, 05:40 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
I had you at twang, didn't I.
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18. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
Yup, you sure did.

You write the lyrics and I'll write the chords.

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24. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
It's country music, no need to reinvent the wheel.

1-5-4 progression in C. Or G.

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19. "Look at the Buttinsky!"
I supplied that *twang*.

Are you my agent now?
Who am I? Michael Jackson?
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20. "RE: Look at the Buttinsky!"
He's right. He gets the twang. I get the girl.
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21. "RE: Look at the Buttinsky!"
And fooner gets to be our agent.


Passengers on fooner's crazytrain

Just one girl?

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22. "RE: Look at the Buttinsky!"
Here, you two can fight over the first of your royalties..


fooneragent™ : generous to a fault
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ dancing the cash into my Cayman account..

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23. "RE: Look at the Buttinsky!"
Note to jBug:

Do you want to go with Kingfish and his five Twinkies?
OR Fooneragent™ with the real green?

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25. "RE: Look at the Buttinsky!"
First, thanks for the twinkies. (I think.)

Second, if you want the girl, you got to write the song.

Third, If "Wal-Mart Girl" catches on, I will need an agent. Send your application along with the customary fee and I'll file it with the others.

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26. "RE: Look at the Buttinsky!"
waiting for you to put at least a video of this on youtube.
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07-01-13, 10:20 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Look at the Buttinsky!"
"I've been waiting for you to put at least a video of this on you-tube."

I've been waiting an awfully long time.

And when you put a video of this on You-Tube,

That's the day that we'll find out why,

All Fooner can do is cry, cry cry..."

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28. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
You're Ya'll are going to need an American flag and a truck.


Agman's Spring Fling '12.3

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29. "RE: The Next Great Country Song"
"Y'all gonna need....a pick up truck, to haul around that stuff that you bought,

Cause all I got in this wide wide world, is that Wal-Mart cart,


(Chorus)

Ohhhhh.....Wal-Mart Lady, Wal-Mart lady, you could drive me to drink,

If only we had our pick-up truck, and you didn't stink."

(Working title: "It's OK, I Ain't Picky if You Ain't Picky Too.")

I can just hear the "Grand Ole Opry" calling.

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30. "That's cr@p"
I'll probably make a fortune.

fooneragent™ : crying his way to the untouchable offshore bank account..

*looks to pay Kingfish Royalties in Ding Dongs*

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31. "RE: That's cr@p"
LAST EDITED ON 07-02-13 AT 10:02 AM (EST)

Oh, baby, meet me in aisle nine,
And you'll be all mine!
Roll and stroll your cart,
And I'll be in your heart.

We're here 'cause of Sam,
And he don't give a damn.
Not for nobody he don't,
Partin' ways we won't.

Yeah, baby, we met at Walmart,
Yeah, baby, you're such a tart.
Oh, baby, meet me in aisle nine,
And you'll be all mine.

Edited to include lyrics copyright for Aisle Nine © cahaya, including movie rights.

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32. "RE: That's cr@p"
That definitely deserves an American flag.


Agman's Spring Fling '12.3

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07-02-13, 09:01 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: That's cr@p"
OK. Your's rhyme, and mine don't always do that.

You have meter, and I got meander.

Which obviously proves that you didn't get drunk and are thus disqualified for the Grand Ole Opry.

Maybe Muzak?

And Fooner, where are those checks? Somehow they aren't showing up in my bank account. Should we get the SBOT Dectective Squad on the case?

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34. "I Think "
You were overpaid with the Twinkies, but to show how generous I am..

Now crawl back in your rat-hole and write me more songs! Nobody loves you like foonermints, baby!
You should really trim that nose hair, too.

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35. "RE: I Think "
You really should take a another look at what's really on Aisle 9.

Fooner weapons!

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36. "It's not Love Potion?"
And here I was hoping for a howitzer.

the wonders of Jumping Bird

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37. "Love Potion"
Love Potion Number Nine.

By The Searchers.

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38. "RE: Love Potion"
Where's Grit when I need her?
Women: torturing poor men.
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39. "RE: Love Potion"
Women: torturing poor men.

It's the rich men they're after, either that or some dude on aisle nine with a real gun.

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07-02-13, 08:41 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Love Potion"
Passed out on her deck.

The demon wine got her again.

(Just another "Demon Wine Got her...again" song).

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41. "Demon Wine"
Demon wine I used to be fine
Until I picked up that jug
Nowadays don't matter 'cause I'm a splatter
Time a wasted on jbug..

..She don't love me no more no more
Ran off with Twinkie man
Gimme back that jug you rotten thug
I don't feel like livin' so much

foonermints: only the name is polite
*waves to jbug*

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42. "RE: Demon Wine"
I'm lovin all the tunes! Keep it up!


Tribe put my name in lights! 2012

wondering why no one is writin about missing Paula Deen in Walmart...

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43. "RE: Demon Wine"
I really need to get out of this nutzy music business.

Kingfish is crazy and Cahaya we won't even talk about. I'm running off on the Company's 60' Catamaran.

Ahh! The Stress!

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44. "Classic "
I've been patient. Very patient. But I'm still waiting for that classic and romantic lyric that defines country music. Someone give me an "all night long".



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45. "RE: Classic "
DaKota is a very classy patient in a very classy place.
And she used to live in her own perfect space,
Then picked up the jug with a very scary guy,
And now she's in a scary place and she don't know why.

Oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why,
Did I hook up with that very scary guy.
I could have caught a fish instead,
and lived a life so fine,
I could have swam through red coral reefs
and drank seaweed wine.


Now she and Grit are locked up in separate padded cells,
And they can only talk thru their subteranean wells,
But they both say that when they get that scary guy,
They'll take away his ding dongs and let him wonder why.

Oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why,
Did I hook up with that very scary guy.
I could have caught a fish instead,
and lived a life so fine,
I could have swam through red coral reefs
and drank seaweed wine.

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47. "RE: Classic "
It's a shark
It's a dolphin
NO, it's a jumping kingfish!



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48. "A True Classc by Captain "Kingfish" Underpants"
seaweed wine? bleh..
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46. "Big Dirty Catfish"
Big dirty catfish out there in the swamp
I listen to it swimmin' and some times it goes Whomp!
What unlucky bug you findin', nasty old mama?
Gonna catch you and a whack you and give you a trauma!

All night long
I'm watchin' for you aalll night long
All night long! Yesiree!

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49. "RE: Big Dirty Catfish"
We gone be rich!
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51. "RE: Big Dirty Catfish"
Did you just plagiarize Lionel Ritchie?
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54. "RE: Big Dirty Catfish"
LAST EDITED ON 07-03-13 AT 05:09 PM (EST)

The case that will be filed in court is that that dirty dog Lionel Richie just plagiarized us.

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55. "RE: Big Dirty Catfish"
Oh Great. Everybody's a lawyer.

Hep me Jebuz! Them legal hounds be after me!

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50. "*twang*"
So Kingfish gone be rich.

I don't see anyone else making money for me here.

Your fooneragent™

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52. "RE: *twang*"
LAST EDITED ON 07-03-13 AT 05:15 PM (EST)


Kingfish still ain't a see'un no checks yet. Kingfish still be po.

But yeah, Kingfish gone be rich, Fooner gone be rich, C. gone be rich, North and South Dakota gone be rich, and the drunk Junie Bug she gone be rich too...

IFF'EN "SOMEONE" WILL GET OFFEN THE COUCH AND SELL US SOME RECORDS!!!

I 'pologize for raisin' my voice. My Granny taught me better'n that,

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53. "RE: *twang*"
»My Granny taught be better'n that«

Apparently not. *sniff*

/snob

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56. "RE: *twang*"
Sorry, forgot about them feelers.

And I'm too broke to be a snob.

"You can't be a snob if you're on the outside looking in."(Twingle tangle twingle tangle)]

(Here we go again).

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57. "Twingle Twangle wins every time"
But you can gloat when you got the loot and don't hear the Rabble's din.

Uh Oh! Looking at another lawsuit?


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58. "RE: Twingle Twangle wins every time"
now you're thinking that you found one, it might be kinda fun to take him home


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59. "RE: Twingle Twangle wins every time"
LAST EDITED ON 07-04-13 AT 10:41 AM (EST)

The sun used to shine in my heart, now it rains all night long,

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60. "RE: Twingle Twangle wins every time"
*smoochies*


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61. "doin my part to help..."
http://www.ehow.com/how_5519907_music-noticed.html

http://rickyrt44.hubpages.com/hub/GET-YOUR-MUSIC-LYRICS-NOTICED

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Your-Lyrics-Noticed-or-Published



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62. "Quiet! Quiet In The Studio!"
I am going to inspire KiNkFiSh to do a remake of this Oldie

Lordy! I have to "countrify" that name soon. Nobody's gone buy a .45 with "KiNkFiSh" on it.

..Or "Prarify" it. Not too desert-y though. Don't want to sound like he's calling Allah.
Maybe "Gulch"? I think his new name has to have "Gulch" in it.

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68. "RE: Quiet! Quiet In The Studio!"
There are possibilities, lots of stuff rhymes with Glock. Clean your clock? Shoot your flock? Go into hock. Lots of possibilities.

Mauser?

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63. "YEEHAAW"
LAST EDITED ON 07-12-13 AT 10:39 PM (EST)

"I was walking out of Wal-Mart when she was walking in...."

...Her husband saw me eyeing her and busted up my chin.......

He tossed me on the grass,
and really kicked my a$$,
and tho this city boy lost the fight,
She's going out with me SATURDAY NIGHT!


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64. "RE: YEEHAAW"
Thank you for signing on!
The FantasticFooner Agent of Your Dreams!" will take care of all your accounting information.
Oh! And representation to the best in the music business!
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65. "RE: YEEHAAW"
Well shucks, thank ya much little foonerfella! Don't know much bout what accountinginformation means but I'll sign my mark on the dotted line fo ya!....by da way, howya make a X?


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66. "RE: YEEHAAW"
LAST EDITED ON 07-13-13 AT 02:56 AM (EST)

The same way I paid you the $24 for Manhattan.
Surfer Indians! Got to love 'em...
Sheeeit! Signed me up another one!

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67. "RE: YEEHAAW"
Read the fine print and beware of the 125% commission deal.
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69. "RE: YEEHAAW"
Way to go Ag. We gonna be rich.
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70. "RE: NO "yeehaw""
Kingfish *cough*

Get on the remake of Emmylou, will ya?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir8RPb7_3Lo

Remember: *twang* *twang* *twang*

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71. "RE: NO "yeehaw""
Don't you be talkin' about my Emmylou. She fine.
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