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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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05-22-13, 12:35 PM (EST)
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"DAW pop quiz!"
You have just accidentally severed part of your finger. Do you:

A. Roll around on the floor while screaming some variant of "My finger, oh my @#$%ing finger, why, why, why my @#$%ing finger," until you bleed to death.

B. Call for help, have someone find the missing portion and put it on ice, staunch the blood flow without cauterizing, and head for the best trauma hospital in the area.

C. Take a picture of the lost joint and post it to Instagram. Update your Facebook status to 'Frodo'. Call your publicist (using voice dialing, of course) and have her announce your new digit count to the press. Contact the network to see if they would be interested in airing a Very Special 'Look, I Lost A Finger' Episode. Reignite fading fame. Plan on cutting off another finger sometime real soon now.

Oh, and bleed to death while doing all of C. But it's not as if that last detail is important.

I think I have a new Big Brother casting requirement.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: DAW pop quiz! Snidget 05-22-13 1
   RE: DAW pop quiz! kathliam 05-22-13 3
       RE: DAW pop quiz! PepeLePew13 05-22-13 4
           RE: DAW pop quiz! kathliam 05-22-13 6
 RE: DAW pop quiz! Molaholic 05-22-13 2
 RE: DAW pop quiz! Starshine 05-22-13 5

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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05-22-13, 12:52 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: DAW pop quiz!"
You forgot call TMZ from the hospital once you finally get around to going there.



Now with snow!

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05-22-13, 03:20 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: DAW pop quiz!"
Flag on the play!

A true DAW would call TMZ on the way to the hospital so the photographers could be there when they arrive.

Walking into the emergency room!!

Hiding behind giant dark sunglasses!

Face hidden beneath a hoodie!

Waving the injured hand, wrapped in a dirty T shirt, at the paparazzi!

just sayin'....

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05-22-13, 04:38 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: DAW pop quiz!"
The biggest DAWs would have called TMZ even before calling for the ambulance or having someone take you to the hospital in the first place.
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05-22-13, 04:47 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: DAW pop quiz!"
True, so true.

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05-22-13, 01:51 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: DAW pop quiz!"
It all depends on what finger is involved. (After all, some fingers have more significance than others...)
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05-22-13, 04:45 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: DAW pop quiz!"
Normally they seem to turn to Gordon and say "It's OK Chef, I can carry on"

Waiter, why is there a fingertip in my risotto?

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