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"OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
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04-10-13, 05:18 PM (EST)
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"OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
LAST EDITED ON 04-10-13 AT 05:19 PM (EST)

WE ARE LOOKING FOR INTERESTING FAMILIES TO STAR IN A "REALITY" COMMERCIAL SERIES FOR A NATIONAL BRAND OF KITCHEN GOODS

Is your family a little different? Do you find yourself having to explain it to new people?

"I raise the kids by myself so I work from home."
"We want to get married, but it's not legal yet in our state."
"We decided not to have children."
"He gets the children on weekends, I have them the rest of the week."
"Her parents are living with us-- they help take care of the kids."

Times are changing--we want to get to know how your family is making it work.

Please send us a picture (or pictures) of your family and a short description of your situation.
The second round of casting will include a Skype interview and "tour" of your home.

If you are chosen we will fly a film crew to your town and spend a couple days shooting a short documentary-style commercial about you and your family.

THE COMMERCIAL WILL BE NATIONALLY BROADCAST AND YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GENEROUSLY COMPENSATED ($3000).

if you're interested please submit at americanfamilydoc@gmail.com, and let me know if you have any questions. Submissions will be evaluated on a first-come first-serve basis.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... Estee 04-10-13 1
   RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... kingfish 04-11-13 9
 RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... kingfish 04-10-13 2
   RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... Estee 04-10-13 3
       RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... foonermints 04-10-13 4
           RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... kingfish 04-11-13 8
               RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... aethelstan 04-19-13 18
                   *woink* foonermints 04-22-13 19
 RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... cahaya 04-11-13 5
 RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... suzzee 04-11-13 6
   RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... kingfish 04-12-13 13
       RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... foonermints 04-12-13 14
           RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... suzzee 04-22-13 21
 Sorry moonbaby 04-11-13 7
   RE: Sorry Estee 04-11-13 10
 RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... agman 04-12-13 11
   Doesn't Look foonermints 04-12-13 12
       RE: Doesn't Look cahaya 04-12-13 15
   RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... suzzee 04-22-13 20
       RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... agman 04-22-13 22
 RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... Brownroach 04-12-13 16
 Real modern! cahaya 04-13-13 17
 RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A ... KeithFan 04-23-13 23

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-13, 05:56 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
As part of a seven-member group marriage which is multiracial, multi-religious, and multi-orientation, there's a slight chance I may qualify.

I'm sure the Bible Belt is going to love us!

Fair warning: I have never been able to explain this in thirty seconds or less.

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04-11-13, 12:40 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Multi-Oriented?

So, like some are looking North while others variously point East, West and South? Got any SSWesters in the group?

(Well, I do amuse myself, and that's all that counts).

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04-10-13, 06:31 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Dang. I guess my fake out-of date family wouldn't qualify.

BTW, I could start an RTVW collection for travel expenses if you were to select Estee (Estee, hold out for more, $3K sounds like they are lowballing you. And make to per each. And the little dog, too).

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-13, 06:39 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Oh, believe me, I was planning on some severe negotiations. Most days I don't even get out of bed for three thousand dollars. And given my field, for that kind of fee, most nights I don't even get into bed.

This is going to air in North Carolina, right?

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04-10-13, 09:48 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Uzbekistan.
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04-11-13, 12:35 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-13 AT 12:40 PM (EST)

U-Betcha, Stan.

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04-19-13, 10:53 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
U-Betcha, Stan.

Hmm? What? Someone call?

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04-22-13, 01:44 PM (EST)
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19. "*woink*"
waterproof electronics I guess
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04-11-13, 01:46 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GENEROUSLY COMPENSATED ($3000).

Hand it over, dude.


Piracy on the high seas and flying of the Jolly Roger by agman

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04-11-13, 12:15 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
I'm only one but I have several personalities. Two are on American Idol, one is on Survivor, three of them aren't speaking, one of them took my boyfriend.



I should be watched....closely.

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04-12-13, 05:00 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Another one was her boyfriend. I know this because he stole my girlfriend and kicked my dog.

(It's getting crowded in here)

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04-12-13, 05:16 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
I've got a family for you.


*FishKick*

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04-22-13, 04:12 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
I believe Burnett beat you to the Family Hantz Show.


I should be watched....closely.

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04-11-13, 12:32 PM (EST)
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7. "Sorry"
Need to know what kitchen goods first.
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04-11-13, 12:45 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Sorry"
Vibrators.

...okay, how do you make mousse?

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04-12-13, 04:13 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Here's our family portrait. Whadya think? Wouldn't we be perfect for y'all?



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04-12-13, 04:27 PM (EST)
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12. "Doesn't Look"
Like you need Moose Vibrators, so this poor guy has nothing to offer.


Indecentcy by See to Pee
How's about a Seement Pond?

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15. "RE: Doesn't Look"
I betcha there's some black gold in them thar hills.

We's a comin' t' Beverly Hills!

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04-22-13, 04:11 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
It looks like you have a picture of my Uncle Festus on the left there. Could you have him return the family commode plz. kthxbye y'all


I should be watched....closely.

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04-22-13, 05:24 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
LAST EDITED ON 04-22-13 AT 05:27 PM (EST)

Hey y'all, festus done needs to slop dem pigs and eat his possum pie first.



What are we talking about again?

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04-12-13, 11:24 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
No. I don't consider $3,000 generous compensation for anything other than getting out of bed. Make it worth my while and we can talk.
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04-13-13, 01:57 AM (EST)
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17. "Real modern!"
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04-23-13, 08:43 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
The head of my household is a sheepdog named "Rory"


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