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"I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
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sharnina 3075 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-13, 03:27 PM (EST)
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"I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
Uh oh!!! Whoops, looks like there's about to be a population explosion in Canada.

The best part is the end of the first sentence;
"Canadian birth control pill manufacturer Apotex has issued an "urgent recall" of its Alysena-28 line because a single batch (50,000 packages) may have made it into the marketplace with two weeks of placebo sugar bills."

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Contro... Estee 04-10-13 1
   RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Contro... foonermints 04-10-13 3
 Enhancement foonermints 04-10-13 2
 RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Contro... Molaholic 04-10-13 4
 RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Contro... kingfish 04-10-13 5
   RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Contro... foonermints 04-10-13 6
       RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Contro... cahaya 04-11-13 7
 RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Contro... suzzee 04-11-13 8

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-13, 03:41 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
I'm waiting to hear from the Vatican on this one. If taking birth control is a sin, then taking placebos is -- still a sin of intent, regardless of what you actually put in your system? A sin of omission? A direct punishment for having tried to sin on top of the sin? I know there's something unforgivable in this: I'm just not sure what they'll decide it is...
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3. "RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
I could correct this statement too. Just one word, but I'm terribly afeared of what would happen.


Foonermints: One Day of Evil!

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04-10-13, 03:49 PM (EST)
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2. "Enhancement"
"Canadian birth control pill manufacturer Apoplexytex has issued an "urgent recall" of its AllinYaa-28 line because a single batch (50,000 packages) may have made it into the marketplace with two weeks of placebo sugar bills."

Babies are expensive.

foonermints: One Day of Evil!

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04-10-13, 10:08 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
"Canadian birth control pill manufacturer Apotex has issued an "urgent recall" of its Alysena-28 line because a single batch (50,000 packages) may have made it into the marketplace with two weeks of placebo sugar bills."

So that's what those new $20s are made of!

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04-10-13, 10:51 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
Oh well. Candy.
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6. "RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
I liked her.
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7. "RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
So sweet!
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04-11-13, 12:12 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: I Swear I'm Taking Birth Control..."
I guess that would be a...Sugar Baby...Placebobaby...Daddy's get your shotguns.

Someone better hire some more teachers for the class of 2032.


I should be watched....closely.

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