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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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03-28-13, 01:15 PM (EST)
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"A two-hour tour."
I just finished successfully avoiding a Big Brother open casting call which ran at the Mohegan Sun casino (Connecticut) today. According to the radio commercial, there were production members and former contestants in attendance, with no names given for either category. And in their effort to recruit only the best possible players from the area, the show booked their room(s) for the period of 10:00 a.m. to noon.

Two hours.

So my question for you: given the typical audition process -- filling out release forms, sample filming, interviews with show people -- what on Earth are the rats doing that they can get through every auditioner in two hours?

My first guess: put everyone in the main indoor auditorium, say "Is it raining in here?", and if anyone checks, they make it to Round Two.

If they check by looking down, automatic cast.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: A two-hour tour. kingfish 03-28-13 1
 RE: A two-hour tour. Snidget 03-28-13 2
   RE: A two-hour tour. Estee 03-28-13 3
       RE: A two-hour tour. Snidget 03-28-13 4
           RE: A two-hour tour. Estee 03-28-13 5
 RE: A two-hour tour. Molaholic 03-28-13 6
   RE: A two-hour tour. kingfish 03-29-13 7
 RE: A two-hour tour. cahaya 03-29-13 8
 If you saw anyone moonbaby 03-31-13 9

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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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03-28-13, 01:30 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: A two-hour tour."
If they fill put "Hantz" in the "Name" blank, automatic cast!

If they put oatmeal, peanut butter, or jelly in response to the question about allergies that could be possibly fatal, automatic cast! (watching a hamster twitch in the floor is always good for the ratings).

If they fill out the application and answer the question:"Are you psychotic now or have you ever had a psychotic episode" with a yes, automatic cast!

If they ask the interviewer if they have been born again, or if they want to pray with them, automatic cast!

Two hours is plenty of time to get to to find out what they really weant to know.

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03-28-13, 02:46 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: A two-hour tour."
So you are not going to show us exactly how much havoc you could cause on a live show before security can drag you off or they cut the cameras?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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03-28-13, 03:15 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: A two-hour tour."
I don't think I could deliberately pretend my IQ was that low for so much time without trying to kill something. Which would admittedly help my chances, but there's no guarantee I'd be within reach of Grodner at any point.

Honestly, even if I was in the mood for a zoo visit (which would have been dangerous because those animals are out of cages and pawing at everything in reach), I found out about this too late to plan anything. Rearrange the schedule, plot out a course, ask a few friends for a full-body disguise... I need at least forty-eight hours notice, and I had a little over twenty-four. Plus being mangled by hamsters? Not as much fun as you might think, even when you get to step on them afterwards.

Want me to see if I can find when they're scheduled to hit North Carolina? Additionally, would you need some blonde dye?

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03-28-13, 04:42 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: A two-hour tour."
I'm not sure the red hair would survive the bleaching it needs before you could add the blonde back on.
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03-28-13, 04:53 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: A two-hour tour."
I know. I'm trying to make the punishment fit the crime of trying to expose me to that much rat hair.
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03-28-13, 09:05 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: A two-hour tour."
Hey, you could have had an all-expenses paid trip to sunny CALIFORNIA! (They still tape it out here, right? I wouldn't know)


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03-29-13, 09:11 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: A two-hour tour."
Don't fall for it, Estee. I think Moley just wants someone to buy him his stadium hot dogs.
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03-29-13, 09:26 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: A two-hour tour."
What on Earth are the rats doing?

Hey, who are you calling a rat? I'm a hamster!


Caged by Snidget

Rats drats!

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9. "If you saw anyone"
trying to feed the animatronic wolves you know they were chosen!
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