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"THe Chubby Checker"
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-13, 01:35 PM (EST)
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"THe Chubby Checker"
OK, maybe we don't agree on whether Trump is capable of a humorous comeback, but I think we can all agree that a "Chubby Checker" app which estimates the size a man's penetrator based on his shoe size is fall down laughing hilarious.

Can't we? A Chubby Checker? (At least a teehee?)

http://tiny.cc/TheChub

Oh, yeah, and there's a lawsuit, blah blah...

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: THe Chubby Checker agman 02-15-13 1
 RE: THe Chubby Checker Brownroach 02-16-13 2
 Kingfish foonermints 02-16-13 3
 RE: THe Chubby Checker Estee 02-16-13 4
   RE: THe Chubby Checker kidflash212 02-16-13 5
 RE: THe Chubby Checker kingfish 02-16-13 6
   Or? foonermints 02-16-13 7
       RE: Or? kingfish 02-16-13 9
   RE: THe Chubby Checker kidflash212 02-16-13 8
       RE: THe Chubby Checker kingfish 02-16-13 10
           RE: THe Chubby Checker Brownroach 02-16-13 11

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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-13, 02:13 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Does it cause anyone to "Twist and Shout?"
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02-16-13, 00:37 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Well, where is the link to the "estimated" shoe-size vis-a-vis penis-size gauge? Because I can pretty much guarantee it's totally unreliable.
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02-16-13, 00:38 AM (EST)
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3. "Kingfish"
Embarrassing us all.


So I used to wear a size 6 kletterschuhe. Best to cram your footsie into the smallest thing you could wear. Normally, I'm a size 11. This means something, no doubt.

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02-16-13, 08:45 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
So -- how does the measuring end of the technology work? Your average phone/tablet does not come with a laser scanner and asking an app to judge the contents of a picture generally means that at best, it will be happily telling you the length of that tree root which happened to be on shoe level. Or are you just supposed to walk up to every target and politely inquire as to their needs in Nike? And how do you figure for European sizing, which is not American-compliant?

I sense a ripoff.

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02-16-13, 10:07 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
I'm sure it works perfectly.


kidflash212- shoe size 12.5

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02-16-13, 11:03 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Well, on a positive note, The Chubby Checker could be used as a metric on your love resume, either as a personal boast or as a minimum requirement. And hey, if it's an app, it's got to be true, right? right?

"I wear size 13 shoes, just check out this here chub meter, darlin."

It would just join the pantheon of love lies, like the answer to the question;

"Are you a virgin?"

Or

"Do you love me?"

Or outright lies like:

"Yes, I love you" (OK, some bitterness there),

or

"It's not you, it's me."

or

"Not tonight, I have a headache."

or
(the list is pretty long).



To the Shwack shack with you!

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02-16-13, 11:29 AM (EST)
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7. "Or?"
*silently sobs for deadsmelly's first-hand knowledge*

Me? Only knows most excuses secondhand from fish like deadsmelly.

How about a Valentine?

To: Deadsmellycateatingadeadsmellyfish
From: Your Admirers

"Our love for you is like a cabin ablaze in the wilderness"

tiny little devil: not like big clumsy devils, no siree Bob!

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02-16-13, 02:02 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Or?"
Maybe the upfront money she wanted should have given me a clue.
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02-16-13, 12:57 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
or

This is the first time I've done this with a guy"

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02-16-13, 03:50 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
LAST EDITED ON 02-16-13 AT 03:50 PM (EST)

Probably so would be "I just tried it once in College."

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02-16-13, 10:55 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: THe Chubby Checker"
...or high school...
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