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"Proof you are a horrible person."
Estee 53891 desperate attention whore postings
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01-31-13, 01:27 PM (EST)
 
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"Proof you are a horrible person." |
Post anything which will give the world definitive evidence that you're not going to be nominated for sainthood anytime soon. Or ever. The most recent of my googolplex: I was browsing through Grantland, looking for interesting articles, and spotted that Rudy Gay had been traded. This didn't really get my attention because it's the NBA and generally who cares plus I'd really been hoping on an evisceration of this Culliver jerk, but I glanced at the article because... ...because it's Rudy Gay and well, unintentional double entendres are going to appear. Possibly in quantity. I can want to throw Chris Culliver out a window and still want to see just how horribly someone's given name can get a sportswriter in trouble. So we started out with this: "how good is Gay, really?" Ask the Religious Reich. And then we immediately moved on to: "but they're also wagering that swapping Gay for Prince won't demote them from “fringe contender” to “first-round roadkill.”" Oh dear gawds, Tayshaun Prince is the other player... Weren't there a lot of rumors way back in his career that swapping gay for Prince would be even-up? I am not reading this article as a decent human being. I am not auto-replacing Rudy Gay with Rudy Homosexual, but... So we move through "Gay trade" and "Gay's position" (where the replacement will receive seven million dollars, making it an awesome position indeed). "Gay is in the midst of a miserable season", yes, I've seen the polls. But all things considered, I was doing fairly well until I reached this: "Prince can’t make up for missteps with sheer athleticism the way Gay can, but Gay is prone to some costly lapses in attention — ball-watching (allowing his man to cut back-door)" I have not stopped giggling for the last ten minutes. Also, my halo broke. 
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/49386/did-anyone-win-the-rudy-gay-trade I am so ashamed of myself.
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Estee 53891 desperate attention whore postings
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02-01-13, 09:23 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Proof you are a horrible person." |
Are you suggesting those trees didn't grow their bras naturally?
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suzzee 4593 desperate attention whore postings
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02-06-13, 11:47 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Proof you are a horrible person." |
The wind blew mine off. I was not streak skiing. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I should be watched....closely.
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01-31-13, 01:51 PM (EST)
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Thanks for posting this Estee. I was laughing at it earlier. I especially like the part that states, "The Gay deal that Memphis struck on Wednesday..."... Memphis apparently wanted and to keep that first-round pick would've been to find a Gay trade or some other moves...
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01-31-13, 08:12 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Proof you are a horrible person." |
Let me see, there are several events that I could put out there. (None of which even approaches Estee's wonderful tale)  If you go from testimony of my students, I'll be headed for eternal damnation because I; 1) Assigned homework two nights this week.
2) Refused to allow certain knuckleheads to run rampant through my classroom unpunished.
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3) Gave a test.
But then, there was also that "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" adventure I had back in July. I'll just say this -- those hypnosis shows are the real deal.
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01-31-13, 08:44 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 02-01-13 AT 07:34 AM (EST)
Lots of great stuff in that article. I also liked the tweeter who said, "It pays to be Gay as he's now the top earning athlete in Toronto at $16.4 million."
But what made me laugh more than anything else was this bon mot from SI rating the trade, down in the "Winners and Losers" section: "Expectations are bound to be sky-high in basketball-mad Toronto..." Ah haa haa haaaa. Basketball-mad? This is a team that was 19th in attendance in 2011 in the fifth-most populous city in North America. They only had good attendance when they first moved into the spanking new Air Canada Centre and had Vince Carter, but it's been downhill since then.
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01-31-13, 11:39 PM (EST)
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6. "Well I would, but today, I am not that horrible." |
I'm not making a huge freaking issue about how terrible and horrible and abusive it is that it mistakenly reported that the photo of Gabby Gifford's hand written testimony was written out by her. No the terrible truth is that it was written out by her therapist because the part of the brain that is used to hand write things isn't quite what it used to be after someone sho<drowned out by protesters yelling "Second Ammendment>.I mean it is terrible for victims of gun violence to express the opinion they would like for it to not happen to anyone else, how dare they. And those that are suggesting that Gabby Gifford really is all for more guns for more people and it is just that no good therapist of hers forcing her to read the words that Gabby couldn't possibly believe... Time to donate to the construction of a new ring of hell.
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byoffer 15631 desperate attention whore postings
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02-01-13, 10:41 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Proof you are a horrible person." |
But do all the downtown ladies call you "Treetop lover"??
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02-03-13, 12:14 PM (EST)
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If we get miracle credit for resisting the urge to kill, I am so in.
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27. "RE: Proof?" |
Probably insofar as your taste in beer. Then again, things could be worse.
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