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"Cooking With Foonermints.."
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01-16-13, 00:09 AM (EST)
 
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"Cooking With Foonermints.." |
So, I'm making chicken legs. Too Bad! I'm the cheap version of OTCC, without the problems of ingredients and some way to cook it. Only hints.
Who'd want to make this anyway?First: Assemble your kitchen stuff: 
Yep, you have your white wine (it's chicken, duh!) and all the rest of the stuff.. I recommend two bottles.Clean up the chicken by tearing off the skin. Chicken skin is bad. I don't know why it's bad, but that's the word. It's slippery! Best if you go to the garage and get your cleanest pliers. Me? My least greasy ones were by the kick press. 
Chicken is pretty Grakky. Just take a look and try not to puke: 
Anyrate, just buck up and make it look pretty. 
Then, just coat it with any old spice you have on hand:  →  Duh!Remember to roll you chicken to suck up every bit of the expensive spice. We aren't talking about ginger here. This set the Foonerhaus© back at least $1.99.  
Now, throw it all in the pan and into the oven. 
Dont' forget to program you idiotic, incomprehensibe digital oven not to cook the bejesus out of your chicken.  Good luck.
So, all-in-all, I wound up with somewhat dry, overspiced drumsticks. I advise going out to dinner this evening. All you ladies can thank me later. Men serve a different purpose in life: Fixing washing machines:  Leak: Now Fixed!
Outdoor Sprinklers:  Now Fixed!
We'll talk "genius" later. 
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Brownroach 14136 desperate attention whore postings
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01-16-13, 00:33 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Cooking With Foonermints.." |
I make skin-on chicken legs all the time -- love the crunch factor. I think you needed some oil in the pan, and to not have the pieces shmushed together the way they look in the photo.
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10. "Next Foot Network Star" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-18-13 AT 10:45 AM (EST)ROTFL!
FOOD Network, don't confuse the two just because you cooked chicken feet.
I should be watched....closely.
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