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"And now...."
For your two for Tuesday entertainment, What are your two favorite movie quotes of all time?

Mine are...."I'm surrounded by as$$holes" from Spaceballs and "Lord, don't let me go blind now" from Cool Hand Luke.

Your turn.



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 RE: And now.... kingfish 01-15-13 1
   RE: And now.... agman 01-17-13 46
 RE: And now.... kingfish 01-15-13 2
 RE: And now.... Starshine 01-15-13 3
   RE: And now.... agman 01-16-13 25
       RE: And now.... Starshine 01-16-13 31
 RE: And now.... jbug 01-15-13 4
   RE: And now.... agman 01-15-13 5
 RE: And now.... byoffer 01-15-13 6
   Inconceivable Starshine 01-15-13 10
       RE: Inconceivable foonermints 01-15-13 12
           RE: Inconceivable byoffer 01-16-13 27
               RE: Inconceivable agman 01-16-13 28
                   RE: Inconceivable byoffer 01-16-13 29
                       RE: Inconceivable agman 01-16-13 30
 RE: And now.... frankz 01-15-13 7
   RE: And now.... agman 01-17-13 40
 RE: And now.... tribephyl 01-15-13 8
   RE: And now.... VisionQuest 01-17-13 35
       RE: And now.... agman 01-17-13 39
           RE: And now.... moonbaby 01-17-13 42
       RE: And now.... suzzee 01-17-13 44
 RE: And now.... Max Headroom 01-15-13 9
 WooHoo! foonermints 01-15-13 11
 RE: And now.... Molaholic 01-15-13 13
 RE: And now.... PepeLePew13 01-15-13 14
   RE: And now.... Molaholic 01-16-13 24
       RE: And now.... AyaK 01-18-13 52
 RE: And now.... dabo 01-15-13 15
 RE: And now.... cahaya 01-15-13 16
   RE: And now.... tribephyl 01-16-13 21
 RE: And now.... WyoGuy44 01-15-13 17
   RE: And now.... dabo 01-15-13 18
       RE: And now.... WyoGuy44 01-16-13 32
           I always thought.... agman 01-17-13 33
   RE: And now.... agman 01-16-13 23
 RE: And now.... Brownroach 01-16-13 19
   RE: And now.... Starshine 01-16-13 20
 RE: And now.... samboohoo 01-16-13 22
   RE: And now.... kidflash212 01-16-13 26
       RE: And now.... Brownroach 01-17-13 47
           RE: And now.... kidflash212 01-18-13 49
 RE: And now.... Dakota 01-17-13 34
 RE: And now.... kingfish 01-17-13 36
   RE: And now.... agman 01-17-13 38
 RE: And now.... Glow 01-17-13 37
 RE: And now.... moonbaby 01-17-13 41
   RE: And now.... PepeLePew13 01-17-13 48
       RE: And now.... Starshine 01-18-13 50
           RE: And now.... PepeLePew13 01-18-13 51
 RE: And now.... suzzee 01-17-13 43
   RE: And now.... agman 01-17-13 45
 RE: And now.... AyaK 01-18-13 53
   RE: And now.... PepeLePew13 01-18-13 54
   RE: And now.... Dakota 01-20-13 55
 Genres cahaya 01-20-13 56
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1. "RE: And now...."
Casablanca.

Rick: "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

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46. "RE: And now...."
play it again Sam



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2. "RE: And now...."
Silent Movie

Mel Funn: (Closed caption) "Mr. Marceau, how would you like to appear in the first silent movie made in nearly fifty years? "
Marcel Marceau: (in French, the only spoken line in the film) "Non!"
Dom Bell: (Closed caption, after Mel hangs up the phone) "What did he say?"
Mel Funn: (Closed caption) "I don't know. I don't speak French!"

The only line spoken in the movie was by a Mime.

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3. "RE: And now...."
1) You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

2) infamy infamy they've all got it in for me

and the immortal

2a) A Handbag?

Lovely cheese Mooney

Where are Voice of the Beehive when we need them?


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25. "RE: And now...."
A Handbag?


What movie is that from?


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31. "RE: And now...."
The importance of being Earnest

The divine Oscar at his best

Jack: I don't actually know who I am by birth. I was... well, I was found.
Lady Bracknell: Found?
Jack: Yes. The late Mr. Thomas Cardew, an old gentlemen of a kindly disposition found me and gave me the name of Worthing because he happened to have a first class ticket to Worthing at the time. Worthing is a place in Sussex. It's a seaside resort.
Lady Bracknell: And where did this charitable gentlemen with the first class ticket to the seaside resort find you?
Jack: In a handbag.
Lady Bracknell: A handbag?
Jack: Yes, Lady Bracknell, I was in a hand bag. A somewhat large... black... leather handbag with handles... to it.

Lady Bracknell: An ordinary handbag.
Lady Bracknell: And where did this Mr. James... or, Thomas Cardew come across this ordinary handbag?
Jack: The cloak room at Victoria Station. It was given to him in mistake for his own...
Lady Bracknell: The cloak room at Victoria Station?
Jack: Yes. The Brighton line.
Lady Bracknell: The line is immaterial.

Lady Bracknell: Mr. Worthing. I must confess that I feel somewhat bewildered by what you have just told me. To be born, or at any rate bred in a handbag, whether it have handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decencies of family life which reminds one of the worst excesses of the French revolution, and I presume you know what that unfortunate movement led to?

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4. "RE: And now...."
Make my day.

What we got here is a failure to communicate.


Crusin w/ Tribe

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What we got here is a
failure to communicate.

Another quote I love!

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6. "RE: And now...."
Not sure if these are my top favourites, and if I can limit to 2, but...

- I'll have what she's having
- Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
- Red. No green. Ahhhhhhhhh
- It's just a flesh wound.
- Inconceivable.

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10. "Inconceivable"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Is this the same problem when I got into trouble with a girl in Las Vegas?
Oh. The reverse.

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27. "RE: Inconceivable"
Inconceivable that I forgot my favourite line:
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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28. "RE: Inconceivable"
Princess Bride?



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29. "RE: Inconceivable"
of course!

Perhaps you prefer this quote from The Princess Bride.

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30. "RE: Inconceivable"
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that quote is very "uplifting"



It's important to stay abreast or Princess Bride quotes!

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7. "RE: And now...."
First two that came to mind.

Oh, Im sorry, did I break your concentration?
S.L. Jackson Pulp Fiction

Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Jack Nicholson Five Easy Pieces




Wheelie by RollDdice
There are plenty of businesses like show business

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40. "RE: And now...."
Awesome movie! That scene was great.



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8. "RE: And now...."
Something that gets me every time I hear it...

"That'll do, pig."


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I tear up every time at that part.
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What's that from?


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Babe.

Baa-ram-ewe, baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.


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oh yeah, me too. Baa ram ewe!



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9. "RE: And now...."
"You shall not pass." - Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring
"Show me the money." - Rod Tidwell, Jerry Maguire

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11. "WooHoo!"

"You can't handle the truth!"

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13. "RE: And now...."
So many to choose from...


When Harry Met Sally "I'll have what she's having."

Full Metal Jacket "... not even have the ### common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

Goldfinger "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, I expect you to die!"

Soylent Green "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!"

Planet of the Apes "Take your filthy hands off of me, you damn, dirty ape!"

and the aforementioned "Non!"

Soylent Green: recycling America, one person at a time.
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LAST EDITED ON 01-15-13 AT 09:29 PM (EST)

"Here's looking at you, kid." (Casablanca)
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, she walks into mine." (Casablanca)
"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'." (Casablanca)
"Round up the usual suspects." (Casablanca)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (Apocalypse Now)


(I counted the Casablanca entries into one category. Sue me.)


ETA - almost forgot about the 'round up the usual suspects' one!

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24. "RE: And now...."
how could you forget

"I was shocked, Rick, to find out there was GAMBLING going on in this establishment!"?

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52. "RE: And now...."
Followed by one of the best images Michael Curtiz ever put on celluloid, as the croupier comes up to Capt. Renault and hands him money while telling him:

"Your winnings, sir."

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Miss Jones (Candice Bergen) to Carbo (Jan-Michael Vincent): I've been around a lot of cowhands, one way or another. A cowboy dresses from the top down. The first thing on is his hat. And he undresses from the bottom up. Last thing off... hat.
Cut to Sam (Gene Hackman) and Luke (James Coburn) bed down for the night near the fire, still wearing their hats.
-- Bite the Bullet
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Wow, where to start? My best friend and I would trade off memorable movie quotes from dozens, if not hundreds, of movies while we went on road trips. I have too many favorites, so I'll start with my two favorite most-watched-again movies and leave it to the reader to tell us who said it:

"I am no man!"

"We ran into some old friends."

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21. "RE: And now...."
LOTR and StarWars.
Weird, I was just asking peeps about these movies.
...tangent, sorry.
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I have an army! We have a Hulk! Puny God!



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18. "RE: And now...."
Captain America: Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal our priority's containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.
Hawkeye: (to Iron Man) Want to give me a lift?
Iron Man: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.
(Iron Man takes Hawkeye up to the roof)
Captain America: Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow 'em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.
(Thor swings his hammer and flies off and Captain America turns to Black Widow)
Captain America: You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk? Smash!
(the Hulk grins and jumps away)


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From Ironman2.. I'm having a Hammeroid attack!


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that only Thor got hammeroids!

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That was my son's favorite line from the movie.

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"These go to eleven."

"The Fhrer has never said 'baby'. I did not write 'baby'. What is it with this 'baby'?"

(Not necessarily my top 2 of all time, which I probably couldn't decide on anyway, but they are up there)

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You remind me of Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
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Oh no. I feel like I've been put on the spot.

1. When Lane Smith claps his hands together and says, "Identical" in My Cousin Vinny.

2. "Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you're gonna be up again. But life goes on. Remember that." -Blow


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26. "RE: And now...."
My favorite line from My Cousin Vinny is "Nooooo, the defense is wrong!". No matter how many times I've seen it, I still laugh at Marisa Tomei delivering that line.


And my friends and I use this line a lot from The Color Purple - "Could be, could be not - who's to say?"

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"Nooooo, the defense is wrong wrawng!"

Fixed that for you.

(Mine is "Oh yeah. You blend.")

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Thanks - My spelling of Brooklynese could use some work.
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." The Usual Suspects

" Cat! Cat! Oh, Cat... ohh..." Breakfast at Tiffany's

"No one is stronger or more dangerous than a man who can harness his emotions. His past." Act of Valor

Almost forgot one of my favorites. Jodie Foster, The Brave One. Boyfriend killed by thugs, she ends up in hospital and the thugs take their dog. She eventually tracks them down and one of them, not recognizing her, says "what do you want?" and she raises a gun points it at his head and says, "I want my dog back!" then pulls the trigger and blows his brains out. She gets the dog back.

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36. "RE: And now...."
"Right turn, Clyde!"

If you've known someone named Clyde in your life, he probably had to live with that as a nickname in school.

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38. "RE: And now...."
And he always had girlfriends named Bonnie!


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One of my favorite movies is called Playing by Heart. It has a bunch of my favorite quotes. Here are two that pop into my head.

Joan: Last time I saw Harry he was wearing a blue sweater and an idiotic expression. The sweater was new.

Joan: No, I heard what you said. And I'll admit 'What?' was a rather banal, clich, noncolorful response. What I really meant to say was: 'Why don't you do the world a big fat ****ing favor and crawl back into your mother's womb?'

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These aren't the droids you're looking for.

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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Classic!

And no movie quote thread that involves Monty Python and the Holy Grail is complete without a complete retelling of the King Arthur-Black Knight donnybrook (yeah it's already been briefly mentioned earlier in this thread):


ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
(pause)
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
(pause)
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
(pause)
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
(hah)
(parry thrust)
(ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off)
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
(hah)
(parry thrust)
(ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off)
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
(kneeling)
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
(hah)
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
(bang)
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
(whop)
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
(whop)
(ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off)
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

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All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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You hamster. What, Londinium wasn't enough for you?
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Mae West who can pick just one quote



I should be watched....closely.


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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I have never tried before."


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Most of these quotes are great because they evoke memories of a particular scene. One that I love that has a great scene connected with it but also stands on its own merits is:

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!"

But for bringing back memories of a scene, there probably isn't a better quote than "Round up the usual suspects."

The real love story in Casablanca isn't Rick and Ilsa or Victor and Ilsa; it's between Captain Renault, who is, after all, "only a poor corrupt official" (in his own words), and the audience. The audience wants to like Renault, who (clearly against his will) has to dance to the Gestapo's tune while getting off the best lines in the movie, like these in addition to the "gambling" one referenced earlier:

Major Strasser: You give <Rick> credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate "American blundering". I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918.

Captain Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this caf, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Rick: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Captain Renault: That is another reason.

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Captain Renault: Ricky, I'm going to miss you. Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca with less scruples than I.

Captain Renault: Have you lost your mind?
Rick: I have. Sit down!
Captain Renault: Put that gun down!
Rick: I don't want to shoot you, but I will if you take one more step!
Captain Renault: Under the circumstances I will sit down.

Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Captain Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.

Yet we know Renault is a bad guy. We saw him try to force the poor Bulgarian woman (Annina) to sleep with him in return for exit visas for herself and her husband -- an act that made Rick so disgusted that he used the rigged roulette wheel to give her (and her husband) the money to buy their way out legitimately. He was also behind Ugarte's death (to show off to the Gestapo) and then joked about it:

Captain Renault: I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.

And yet, in the movie's last sequence, Renault totally redeems himself and pays off the audience for liking him despite all of his actions earlier in the movie, by covering for Rick's murder of Major Strasser. Honestly, in my opinion it's the one thing that sets Casablanca apart from all of the other contenders for all-time best picture -- none of the other pictures has a believable last-scene redemption. But Casablanca does. Viva la France!

The funny thing about that ending is that it was totally unplanned. The original ending (which always had Ilsa leaving with Lazslo, because the Hays Code prohibited showing a woman leaving her husband for her lover) had Rick arrested as the plane flew away overhead, but no one liked it. Because the original script had been such a mess (for example, the writers never fixed the mistake in the script that had the letters of transit signed by Free French Gen. DeGaulle instead of by Vichy Gen. Weygand), the film was shot in sequence to permit re-writes at the end. And the rehabilitation of Renault was possible only because of that.

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>The funny thing about that ending is that it was totally
>unplanned. The original ending (which always had Ilsa leaving
>with Lazslo, because the Hays Code prohibited showing a woman
>leaving her husband for her lover) had Rick arrested as
>the plane flew away overhead, but no one liked it.
> Because the original script had been such a mess
>(for example, the writers never fixed the mistake in the
>script that had the letters of transit signed by Free
>French Gen. DeGaulle instead of by Vichy Gen. Weygand), the
>film was shot in sequence to permit re-writes at the
>end. And the rehabilitation of Renault was possible only
>because of that.

One of my favourite things about Casablanca is that only part of the screenplay was written when filming started and the writers worked feverishly to try and stay ahead of production, and there were times when the actors showed up and waited for the day's script to be given to them. Considering all that, it's remarkable how good Casablanca turned out.

Still my favourite movie of all time.

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Rick Blaine: If you don't get in that plane you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Rick Blaine: We'll always have Paris.
Rick Blane: Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.
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56. "Genres"
War:

"Whee-hah!" (Ride 'em, cowboy.)

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

Sci-fi:

Im sorry, Dave, Im afraid I cant do that.

Do or do not, There is no try.

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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