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"Do you give more than 100%??"
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12-04-12, 11:20 AM (EST)
 
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"Do you give more than 100%??" |
Math lesson du jour:Another take on Mathematics.
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... Mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are! 
b-y-o-f-f-e-r = 77% and t-w-o-c-e-n-t-s = 119%
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byoffer 15450 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-12, 12:39 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: I was told" |
M-o-o-n-b-a-b-y = 84%, which must have been bumped up on the bell curve!!! 
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dabo 24056 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-12, 12:36 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Do you give more than 100%??" |
It's called a mark up.
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12-04-12, 03:01 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Do you give more than 100%??" |
thndrkttn will get you 129%! Do I get a prize?
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12-04-12, 11:17 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Do you give more than 100%??" |
I hate math.jbug = 40? someone check my math please? 
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12-05-12, 08:11 AM (EST)
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16. "How about less than zero?" |
Let's say we have a topic where I couldn't care less. By definition, this must mean the amount of caring I can give on the subject is 0%. But then something happens where it turns out that I could in fact actually care less. Have I gone to negative caring, did I underestimate the original amount, or do I just care less in continually smaller fractions which approximate zero without ever reaching it?
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byoffer 15450 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-12, 09:26 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: How about less than zero?" |
H-A-T-E = 34%L-O-V-E = 54% E-S-T-E-E = 54% Despite your post, you are a lover not a hater. To paraquote Rasheed Wallace, Math don't lie.
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12-05-12, 09:37 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: How about less than zero?" |
Oh, please. If you can't torture the numbers until they confess, torture the mathematician.
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12-06-12, 05:33 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Do you give more than 100%??" |
Based on recent events, he would then feel obligated to start spreading the extra percentage to other people behind his spouse's back. And that just doesn't end well...
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