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"Move the Deer Crossings"

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kidflash212 3241 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"	10-19-12, 00:39 AM (EST)
"Move the Deer Crossings"
Maybe an IQ test should be required to have a drivers license. "Why are we encouraging deer to cross on the Interstate?" "They can direct the deer population anywhere they want just by moving that deer crossing sign"
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID

I wonder if.................. agman 10-19-12 1

   RE: I wonder if.................. kidflash212 10-20-12 14

       RE: I wonder if.................. foonermints 10-20-12 15

RE: Move the Deer Crossings PepeLePew13 10-19-12 2

RE: Move the Deer Crossings cahaya 10-19-12 3

   RE: Move the Deer Crossings foonermints 10-20-12 16

RE: Move the Deer Crossings AyaK 10-19-12 4

   RE: Move the Deer Crossings kidflash212 10-20-12 7

   She had a follow-up call. Estee 10-20-12 12

   RE: Move the Deer Crossings dabo 10-21-12 23

RE: Move the Deer Crossings kingfish 10-20-12 5

   RE: Move the Deer Crossings Snidget 10-20-12 6

   RE: Move the Deer Crossings PepeLePew13 10-20-12 8

       RE: Move the Deer Crossings kingfish 10-21-12 21

           Yo! foonermints 10-21-12 22

               RE: Yo! kingfish 10-21-12 24

   Opossums.. foonermints 10-20-12 10

       RE: Opossums.. Snidget 10-20-12 11

           Duh!.. foonermints 10-20-12 13

RE: Move the Deer Crossings Estee 10-20-12 9

   RE: Move the Deer Crossings Snidget 10-20-12 17

       RE: Move the Deer Crossings kidflash212 10-20-12 18

           RE: Move the Deer Crossings Snidget 10-20-12 19

               *puts blanket over Snidget* foonermints 10-20-12 20

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agman 10714 desperate attention whore postings
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10-19-12, 01:45 PM (EST)

1. "I wonder if.................."

This might be next......

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kidflash212 3241 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 02:21 PM (EST)

14. "RE: I wonder if.................."

No crossings for raccoons?
I'm sure I just grazed that one that time on the Taconic.

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foonermints 11348 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 02:38 PM (EST)

15. "RE: I wonder if.................."

LAST EDITED ON 10-20-12 AT 02:39 PM (EST)
Me and Kingfish thank you for the other nights' dinner.
We called it "stew".

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PepeLePew13 23751 desperate attention whore postings
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10-19-12, 08:16 PM (EST)

2. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

These elk obviously have a higher IQ than that driver...

It was during the time I was living in Banff when they finally set up bridges just for the wildlife to cross over as dozens of elk were getting run over every year along with thousands of other animals.
Maybe we should use this bridge for the driver to cross over on - all the better to keep away from other drivers on the road.

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cahaya 17869 desperate attention whore postings
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10-19-12, 09:42 PM (EST)

3. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

I've crossed my dear more times than I can count.

A royal agman creation
And the signs are easy to see.

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foonermints 11348 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 02:47 PM (EST)

16. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

*removes vowel*
Nothing was working after that, eh?
Who knew I was Canadian?

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AyaK 9570 desperate attention whore postings
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10-19-12, 10:00 PM (EST)

4. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

There's so much I'd like to know about this person, like what her political beliefs are.
The ironic thing is that everyone in politics knows that the vote of this woman counts just as much as anyone else's vote. But what does she believe? That Obama wants to take away guns? That Romney wants to cut taxes on the rich? Or something even stupider?

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kidflash212 3241 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 10:46 AM (EST)

7. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

I'd bet you could get her to believe that Obama is an alien from the planet Kenya or that Romney is a robot.

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Estee 52705 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 01:11 PM (EST)

12. "She had a follow-up call."

See what you can deduce about her affiliations from this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1yEcdomt0&noredirect=1

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dabo 23753 desperate attention whore postings
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10-21-12, 02:56 PM (EST)

23. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

We should really do something about all the jaywalking deer who don't use the crossings. See them all the time, especially this time of year.

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kingfish 14661 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 08:50 AM (EST)

5. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

Around here we need more skunk crossings. Believe me, skunks need signs so they can know where a safe place to cross the road is.
And the poor possums! Denied, simply because of their species, the right to signed crossing areas.
And if they would also post more chicken road crossing rationale signs, we wouldn't have so many indecisive chickens.

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Snidget 41979 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 09:04 AM (EST)

6. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

This is near a friend of mine's house.

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PepeLePew13 23751 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 11:48 AM (EST)

8. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

You rang, master?

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kingfish 14661 desperate attention whore postings
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10-21-12, 12:32 PM (EST)

21. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

Just trying to help a bud.

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foonermints 11348 desperate attention whore postings
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10-21-12, 02:22 PM (EST)

22. "Yo!"

Put that downwind, please.

Handcrafted by RollDdice

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kingfish 14661 desperate attention whore postings
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10-21-12, 06:31 PM (EST)

24. "RE: Yo!"

That is a two striper.
They's stinky.

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foonermints 11348 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 12:50 PM (EST)

10. "Opossums.."

LAST EDITED ON 10-20-12 AT 12:51 PM (EST)
Outlived the Dinosaurs. We'll outlive you, too.
eta: We don't need no stinking signs!

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Snidget 41979 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 01:02 PM (EST)

11. "RE: Opossums.."

That's because y'all go to the 'Possum Training Institute. I've seen the tattoo on y'alls bellies!

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foonermints 11348 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 02:14 PM (EST)

13. "Duh!.."

Sandee RUNS the "'Possum Training Institue", ya ginkus.
How'd ya find out about the blacklight tatoo?
OH! Snidget.. back in 1969.. was that you?

_memories..

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Estee 52705 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 12:50 PM (EST)

9. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

1. I have known, currently know, and work with people who think along these lines.
2. This is how much of the population expects me to think.
3. Up until this moment, I did not know deer could read.

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Snidget 41979 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 03:33 PM (EST)

17. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

LAST EDITED ON 10-20-12 AT 03:37 PM (EST)
Apparently Donna has had an awakening about Deer reading abilitites.

And she has a sense of humor about herself, at least.

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kidflash212 3241 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 03:36 PM (EST)

18. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

Two lime helmets on one topic?

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Snidget 41979 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 03:38 PM (EST)

19. "RE: Move the Deer Crossings"

Hey dude, I just got back from a wine tasting. Wheeee!!!!

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foonermints 11348 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-12, 03:54 PM (EST)

20. "*puts blanket over Snidget*"

OK. You've had enough today.

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