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cahaya 17776 desperate attention whore postings
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10. "RE: More news from the front" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-12-12 AT 04:40 PM (EST)Yup, up to the level of the former Prime Minister Mahathir, who won't be called as a witness, after all. And his sister (a bonafide criminal court lawyer) was going to represent him, but the prosecution says she may in fact be a potential witness. I find it rather ironic that the first thing he did with the money was buy three new cars. As a postscript, I got my payback with him when I took his car (a high-end Mercedes 380SEL) and got the title with forged bill of sale documents that his brother prepared for me! Nice car, I drove it for many years.
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cahaya 17776 desperate attention whore postings
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09-12-12, 11:18 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Bad Armed Robbery Timing?" |
Suddenly, with a story like this, sexting at the wheel becomes a misdemeanor.
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09-12-12, 10:14 PM (EST)
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12. "How about a joke?" |
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice" Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My Dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy: "$ 750" Man: "Sold." A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy: "$1,000" The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession." They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that again; you're in my closet now."
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09-13-12, 02:46 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: How about a joke?" |
that was funny!
gotta remember that to tell my mother 
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09-13-12, 03:00 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: fall asleep?" |
Best quote I saw regarding that incident: "Did she require any CCCPR?"
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