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"Lucky gays."
Estee 51458 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-03-12, 02:40 PM (EST)
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"Lucky gays." |
Anderson Cooper just came out. His sexuality had been rumored for a while in that 'everyone knows but no one will finish the sentence' way and now certain parties will really start screaming 'Agenda!' for everything he does (same as before, two extra decibels). But this is the first coming-out non-party which has ever actively pissed me off. Anderson Cooper is gay, and I'm angry. At him. How dare he!Look -- we all have our quirks, especially when it comes to the things we're attracted to, all right? You have them. The person next to you has them. That one over there has them and is in serious denial about it -- no, wait: that's you again. You can't help them, you can't control them, you sure can't pick and choose, and you usually don't know why they exist without investing eighty thousand dollars in therapy. And I have them too. Here's one of them. I love prematurely white hair on a man. I mean white-white. Snow white. 'I just saw my first ghost and got a permanent memento to mark the occasion' white. Tea Party national conference white. And do you know how hard that is to find? I'll tell you how hard that is to find: Steve Martin and Anderson Cooper. That's just about it. Steve's taken and is no longer anywhere close to the age where it would be premature anyway. And Anderson's gay, we all knew he was gay and it was just a matter of waiting for him to finally say it out loud, but as long as he didn't actually speak the words, there was a chance. Sure, nothing was ever going to happen and it wasn't even worth a quick fantasy because frau I ain't, but at least there was one intelligent male out there with prematurely white hair and the lottery offers worse odds than that. And now he's Officially Gay. You lucky bleeps. 
I am not having a good day.
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Estee 51458 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-03-12, 02:57 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Lucky gays." |
Maybe you'll get lucky and Xenu will cure him.
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frodis 4399 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-03-12, 03:16 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Lucky gays." |
It's okay, Estee. There's always Taylor Hicks.
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frodis 4399 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-04-12, 10:07 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Lucky gays." |
He must have had enough MCR points to trade in for a chance on that show, because I'm pretty sure his AI Winner's Rewards have expired.
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PepeLePew13 23447 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-03-12, 06:13 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Lucky gays." |
I guess it's a sign of the times: I shrugged when CNN said he has come out, and wondered what the fuss was all about. It's not going to change AC's ability to report the news or impact his credibility one bit and he's still a human being like everyone else. (I don't know about his hair, though...)
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qwertypie 9545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-03-12, 06:31 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Lucky gays." |
Mr. Qwerty's aunt is going to be devastated. But, then again, she has the worst gaydar of anyone I know.
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Molaholic 7877 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-03-12, 10:55 PM (EST)
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14. "Let me get this (dare I say it?) "straight"..." |
Anderson Cooper comes out as gay.Amelia Earhart is still missing. A Ted sequel is in the works. The skinny guy will win the hot dog eating contest. Anything else?
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kingfish 14239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-03-12, 11:11 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Let me get this (dare I say it?) "straight"..." |
Alice Cooper is still not a gay guy.
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Mattyboy 77 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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07-03-12, 11:27 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Lucky gays." |
i look forward to the day when a celebrity "coming out" is not national news.who cares, just stop talking about it. ugh.
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Sagebrush Dan 9683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-04-12, 12:17 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Lucky gays." |
As long as gay teens feel so isolated that they kill themselves, coming out needs to be national news; anything to give someone hope to make it through another day, another week, another year. This is a big deal for those who need that sense of identity, who need someone that they look up to in keeping them going. If it saves one life, then it is worth it.This is a big deal for those whose names appear in those headlines; it will stengthen them, empower them, and, hopefully, enrich their lives.  Transcribed by Sharnina
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dabo 23497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-10-12, 00:24 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Hmmm" |
I take it as a sign of social improvement that this latest batch of comings out have been non-events and none of them are portrayed as "admitting" they are gay.
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