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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.4"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 00:48 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Welcome to Soi Sim Island! What an episode! I laughed so much at all of your expense:Rob's ugly Americanism ("I'm done talking to foreingers."), Rob and Kimberly's duelling hissy fits, Peter's whining, Mary and David's bickering, everyone sucking at boat rowing, everyone hitting the rocks at the Detour... Gold, I tell you. Rob and Kimberly, you are Team Number One! We're gving you both jet skis, because we know how much you both want to go out on the water together again. Peter and Sarah, second place for you. Sarah really sucked it up. Peter, I notice you really didn't like Sarah's encouragement. How odd. Perhaps if she talked to you like a stupid puppy you'd be more appreciative of her efforts? Tyler and James, you're a solid team. You say "dude" a lot. Erwin and Godwin: So the first place finish was a fluke? David and Mary: Are you surprised to be team #5? Lyn and Karlyn, we know that you have kids. For crying out loud, you don't have to mention them with every other breath. Oh, and how long did you spend looking for the "Hydroform Tavern"? Dustin and Kandice, you're making a reputation as line-cutters. Karlyn may start hating on you more than Sarah. She already noted how you desrved the cut you got on your leg. You guys are going to have to take better care of your clues. 
Administrative Notes:
Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), one of the boat drivers, the oysters or whatever. Be creative!
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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 02:45 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Yo, Tom and Terry, it could be worse! If it had been a nonelim leg and then next week we'd have had to suffer through watching you guys beg for Vietnamese dong... badumpbump!Anyway, way to pull the boat, whichever one of you that was, that was really impressive. Okay, I'm kidding, it really was just desperate, but it was way impressive too. No, really! I mean, who knows what might have been in that water, maybe even turtles, who knows. Turtles scare me. And paddles. I can't believe neither of you knew how to use paddles. 
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 11:04 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
I've been meaning to ask... I don't watch Survivor. Who's the monkey?
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DeltaPin 55 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 09:53 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Dustin & Kandice - Do you need a refresher course on how to open the clue envelope?Peter & Sarah - For tri-athletes you sure do complain when the tasks are the least bit physical. Rob - Maybe you should try talking slower. Doesn't that always work when you're talking to foreigners?
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10-09-06, 11:17 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Somebody needs to remind me WHY I have Peter as my partner in this race! I might as well do it all myself, since Peter just sits back drinking a Coke while I do all the most physical tasks!Poor little Peter doesn't like encouragement?!? Interesting, especially when I am not the one talking down to him as encouragement. My list is really getting long of what I don't like about this guy. I can't believe Peter had a tantrum trying to pull up little oyster baskets. It's not like it's pulling yourself up the rocky face of a 100-foot cliff or something. Let's see -- Erwin & Godwin are working well together and so are the Tyler & James, even though they were a bit condescending to the junk crew. Rob & Kimberly are both horrible. Lyn & Karlyn are a bit dysfunctional and the Miss USAs are starting to break down & show their blondness. Hey, David. I notice that Mary is a bit of a shrew. How about if we dump our partners and race together for the rest of the race? Mary & Peter deserve each other. 
Taking things one leg at a time!
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 09:56 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Hey Missy over thar! You shortie blondie one, Sarah...Ya you! I am NOT a shroom. You stay away from my man. He is busy havin' a Viet Nam memorial thought in a regardin' way on accounta his daddy. You jus' let him be now, ya hear?So don't be shaking your purdy little blonde butt at him. It's too tiny for him anyways. And I do not look like a shroom. I have been tryin' to figgur out what you tawkin' about calling me a bit of a shroom. Shrooms's is small skinny things with a big wide umbrelly head and so I have no ideer whad that's about. It's so confusin'. It's not my head that is big and wide, if ya know whad I mean. And my man, David, he likes it that way. OK, I do unnerstand why you wanta dump Peter. He is a real piece a work, he is. Why we got hound dogs that treat us better than he treats you. And I think one a'our hound dogs woulda bin a better racing pardner for you 'cept a course when it'd try ta hump your leg. 
{Emily Litella voice}What's all this talk about me being a shroom? ......... Oh! Never mind then! {/Emily Litella voice }
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10-11-06, 05:52 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Damn mangy vermin! I told ya to git!Now, Mary, don'tcha go on huggin' that vermin there. Dang things got s'more fleas an such than are hounds back in Kintucky. 
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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10-12-06, 00:09 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Awww Shucks hunny, but don't he look like are youngun, Darrell? Or mebbe like our other boy Darrell? I fer shore thought mebbe he was kin or sumpthin! Doncha see the resemblence? B'sides, I bin thinkin the cooties might make good snacks iff'n we ever need sumpthin ta eats.
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 12:30 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
I am so proud of us! We just kept going and going! We were doing well until that stupid Oyster detour... we went from 2nd to 8th again.Tom, honey, don't you think I did really well on my climb, especially considering who I was climbing next to. However, those straps were tight on my crotch--I liked it! Just like home! Btw, Peter, FU! Keep your boat in your own lane, you lazy, sleazy, quitting SOB. That Sarah is just darling, and hon, you don't deserve her. Now, Tom, honey, we need to have a heart to heart. Despite the fact that I put on a brave face and was as supportive as can be...please stop being a loser. You would not stop whineing and you're right, you know nothing about rowing a boat. While towing the boat was rather heroic in a pitiful way, you made us lose. And what took so long with gathering the pearls?? Don't complain about being exhausted with the rowing--I just climbed up a freakin' 90 foot cliff! And I still rowed! My God, you are a loser. BUT, you are my loser, and I love ya, honey. Well, now we can enjoy sequesterville with the cheerleaders. Can't wait to get some rest so we can show off some of our dance moves again at the finish line! To Dave and Mary, Alabama, Cho Bros--Back Pack rules!! 
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CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 05:38 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
I AM SO GOING TO FREAK OUT, BABE!...I'M NOT FREAKING OUT!...I AM SO FREAKING OUT, BABE!...
DUDE!... I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE, DUDE!... GO, DUDE! GO!...I SO DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO ANYMORE FOREIGNERS!...GO!... I'M SO FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOT!... I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!... GO, DUDE, GO!...SHUT UP!...
I DO TOO NEED TO YELL EVEN IF YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO ME!...I LEARNED THAT IN ROWING SCHOOL!...
WE GOTTA GO, BABE!...SERIOUSLY, DUDE AND BABE! CHILL OUT! WHAT??!!...Oh, we made it to the pit stop? I can slow down and be quiet now? Okay, thanks, babe. You know, it's just a matter of control. I'm only four years old and I need a parent to control me....at least that's what Kimberley tells me and if she tells me something, it's true...you know like when she told me I was freaking out, so I freaked out. Then she told me I was always yelling at her, so I yelled at her. Whatever she says HAS to come true! 
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 10:03 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-06 AT 10:05 PM (EST)Welcome to Soi Sim Island, Vietnam. I’m so glad that you finally found the island. Phil and I were just about to give up waiting and head over to the cave for some Hot Monkey Love. Perhaps next time I’ll make sure that EPBvM prints the clues in English – and the Prom Drama Beauty Queens will have a special Blond translation available for them. In triplicate. With pictures. Rob and Kimberly – you surprised the dong out me with your win. ‘bama girls – would you believe that us Vietnamese women give birth not only without anesthesia, but without whining, b!tching and moaning about it decades later either. Once the kid drops – we never mention the process again. Just a little friendly reminder. Tom and Terry – it is unfortunate that our Vietnamese Bad Winds gave you fits. We have a traditional cure for those, however. Just step a little closer so I can rub the &#^@ out of your foreheads…
Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 10:05 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-06 AT 10:26 PM (EST)I have bin trying to be all lovin' to everyone. Have you noticed I bin huggin' everyone? I want them all to know the deep abidin' love of us middle-aged, full-figger'd Kentuckians all over the world! Yes, I know some of 'em might not really want to be hugged by a complete and total stranger, but hey, I am tryin' to spread the love plus rub off some of this hound dog stink smell I still gots on my clothes. Culture? Shucks! Hugs is good whereever ya go! And I think I am makin' friends everywheres I be! This whole world is a beeyootiful place! Don't you think so David? Hunny? Where are ya, Hunny? Are you off again havin' some philersofical moments? I need some help here, David! I cain't hep it if'n I hurt mah ankle. It's twisted I tell ya. And it hurts a whole hollerin' lot. And you keep your eyes off'n that teeny weeny little blonde girl. You know she is NOT your type what all! I bet she never ever bin to a McDonalds. David? (hollers) DAAAAAAVIIIID? SOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEE
Now David, you know I am right. You listen here, now.
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10-10-06, 07:56 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Dagumut, woman! My ears done ne'r exploded with ya carryin' on screamin' an the like! Yeah, I was off havin' some philersofical moments 'bout my daddy 'cause we's in Vietnam then alls I hears is ya cryin' like one of ar wounded hounds! Now listen heer, ya gotta stop the huggin of them stranges we comes 'cross, y'hear? N'vr know who's ya huggin'. And don't even thinka bringin' home them thr ho mo sex als. I know yar feelin' sorry an all for 'em but baby we's got nuff hounds hangin' 'round the trailer back in Kintucky. Now listen heer, I won't say it 'gain, but I tolds ya I rather have yr all 'merican, pasty white, cottage cheeze butt anytime than some butt with no meat on it. That there butt's curtsy of good ole McDonalds. Them booty queens looks like they's n'vr bin in a McDonalds. Don'tcha worry, baby...
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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10-12-06, 07:18 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Okay, now calm down, Karlyn....you are making me nervous with all of this revenge business. First draining the fluid out of poor Sarah's leg, and now this. This has to stop!Hey, I have an idea...can we call ourselves "The Childbirth Team", or how about "The Labor Pains"? 
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10-12-06, 09:29 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.4" |
Two-four-six-eight
TAR sure does discriminate!First to go were the Muslim people
Then from India: Arti and Vipul The cheerleaders were shown the door
And 2 weeks later there are gays no more!
Rise up with us, you other TAR racers, and fight the oppression! Join us for the Million PomPom March Against Cheerleader Discrimination!
It's never easy being a perky blue-eyed blonde. Or is that blond?
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