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"TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
Step right up, step right up! Get your snarky answers and questions right here! Step right up!

1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met?

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for?

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team.

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?


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 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 Seana 09-25-06 1
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 Breezy 09-26-06 2
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 HistoryDetective 09-26-06 3
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 mikey 09-26-06 4
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 Peetah 09-26-06 5
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 PsychoKitty 09-26-06 6
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 dajaki 09-26-06 7
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 warp_core breach 09-26-06 8
 RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10 Molaholic 09-27-06 9
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1. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?
Duh. Horse and ox-drawn cart. Possibly yak-drawn.

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?
Toothpaste. A cute guy.

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?
From now on: paying close attention to where their hats are.

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?
I will personally offer her money to sew Peter's mouth shut.

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.
It made me giggle when she said that. But I have no answer for this question.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met?
He was surprised they weren't sipping mint juleps, carrying buckets of fried chicken and dressed like a colonel. Woo! Sterotypes!

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for?
I'm sure she has a French-manicured foot for formal occasions, though I doubt she brought it on the Race.

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?
They weren't very good at it. They had to get some help from a passing stranger.

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?
- treats me like a dog
- treats me like a child
- treats me like an idiot

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team.
None of the directions were given by a doorknob, so they couldn't understand them.

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?
Clapping Day. No, wait. Every day is Clapping Day.



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2. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar? Sarah's bionic leg.

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before? Someone that has a toilet actually in their house.

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information? Keeping track of their clothes.

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money? Beating Peter with her bionic leg.

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding. Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met? Crap. They probably don't have any money to steal. I'll just get them stuck in the mud and leave them.

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for? 3. That springy thing for running and hooking around Peter's neck and yanking. A foot for the stirrups and a flipper, just incase they have to cross water.

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods? Well you can't collect child support without a child.

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter? Bastard, Yakbrain, he claps at me one more time and he'll have to make himself a bionic hand or two.

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team. Because the directions weren't spoken to them as a cheer. Go North! Give me a N O R T H!



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3. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?

An orgasm.

I'll be back when I'm feeling more clever.

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4. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
>1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via
>bus and train. How
>else might they get to
>Ulaanbaatar?
>
Time machine, then hitch a ride with Ghengis.

>2. Mary has never known an
>Asian or gay person.
>What else has she never
>known before?
>
a dentist.

>3. What, if any, are Dustin
>and Kandice's strategies besides not
>sharing all their information?
>
Not having information to share.

>4. What else besides the organ
>grinder monkey imitation could Sarah
>do to earn money?
>
sell her other leg.

>5. Explain why Kimberly loved how
>Rob was grinding.
>
At least he wasn't grinding his teeth.

>6. What did David and Mary's
>Mongolian passenger think of the
>first Kentuckians he'd ever met?
>
He was excited because he thought he was helping Rob and Amber, Mongolian TV reception being what it is.
>
>7. How many prosthetic feet does
>Sarah keep in her pack?
> And what would each
>be used for?
>
She's got three in her pack, one when she needs to ride a horse and two because Peter has kind of a foot fetish.

>8. How did Lyn and Karlyn
>get so good at operating
>long rods?
>
I guess what they say about black men must be true.

>9. What exactly does Sarah have
>in her notes about Peter?
>
Peter -- leaks fluid.
>
>10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie
>got lost so often despite
>asking for directions more than
>any other team.
>
When a pretty woman stops to ask you directions, you give them to her, even if you don;t know what you're talking about.

>Bonus. How many other special
>days besides "Stupid Day" do
>Kellie and Jamie have?
>And are they official South
>Carolina holidays?
>
There's "At least we're smarter than Mississippi" day.

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5. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"

1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?

A slow boat to China. No, wait! From China. No wait! Arghh!


2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?

Anything other than off the Dollar menu

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?

You know, the usual: vaseline on the teeth, glueing swimsuits to the skin, etc.

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?

Court stenographer--taking notes

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.

There was no radio in the car, so she liked the tune.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the
first Kentuckians he'd ever met?

They reminded him of Johnny Walker.

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack?
And what would each be used for?

Well, for sure there's one with a bowling shoe.

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?

Isn't Alabama a steel center?

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?

Dear Diary, I'm having a wonderful time with Peter on the race. He's so dreamy! Except when he, like, yells at me. Or is he cheering? I'm so confused!!

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite
asking for directions more than any other team.

They kept praying to Buddha. He was angry.

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do
Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?

Well, there's Pom-pom Day. And Day of High Kicks. But in South Carolina, most prefer Shelling Shrimp in TAR8 Day. (letusneverspeakofitagain)

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6. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
You guys are killing me here! Too f' funny!!!!! I'll try to jump in:

1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?
Rickshaw?

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?
I agree with "a cute guy!" "toothbrush" and add "hairbrush!"

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?
They did THAT real well - maybe they should actually HAVE some information that they would try to not share. Okay - not share their tampax.

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?
Chase yaks across country! Just how much did Peter wear her out running after him (TWICE!!!) instead of just biting the bullet and finishing the tent challenge?! Lots of thought as to how much each step is costing her now without her hydraulics!

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.
That's just something I don't want to think about! Maybe they are one of those couples that all they have going for them is good sex, and just can't let that go. If so, you deserve better folks! And we do too.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met?
Haha! Boy are those Americans LOUD!

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for?
Trick question. . .One with fancy toenails for fancy dates. One with claws for climbing rocks. One with webs for swimming. One with motorized ankles for walking on water.

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?
Another scary question I don't want to think about. And someone else pointed out they weren't too good at it either. But they didn't hesitate to get it out and use it!

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?
He reminds me of my preacher - why is that? "quitting" what exactly IS the definition of that?

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team.
Maybe their brains are so small they can't hold any information for longer than 5 minutes?

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?
Perky Day! Can't comment on any event without it being "Perky!" Yes, it's every 4th day of the month.

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7. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
Be warned: I answer before I read your answers. If ours are the same, then you must be brilliant!

1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?
Parachute in with the Flying Elvi.

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?
The inside of a dentist's office

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?
They have information?

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?
She could participate in eating contests. 20 bowls of steamed rice in 10 minutes.

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.
Kimberly got to make an entry in her "Things to rip Rob about" book.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met?
He thought, "No wonder we have to make everything these people buy at Wal-Mart. They're stupid!"

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for?
Sarah's 3rd foot is a Swiss Army foot. It's got a can opener, a utility knife, scissors, tweezers and a flask.

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?
Their children are half-siblings. Enough said.

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?
Things I hate and love about Peter: Peter is demeaning to me, BUT he's handsome. Peter underestimates me, BUT he's big and strong. Peter treats me like I'm a child, BUT he can take care of me.

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team.
Kellie and Jamie's compass points due south, not due north.

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?
Gamecock Day - Definitely official. Doorknob Day - Definitely not official. The Perfect Cheer Day - Officially borrowed from SNL.

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8. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?

Dave & Mary - ATV
Peter & Sarah - Short, yellow bus
Tom & Terry - Flaming arrow

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?

Indoor plumbing
House without wheels

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?

Not telling the other teams who's Dustin and who's Kandace.

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?

Stepping in yak dung with her prosthetic leg and then shoving it down Peter's throat.

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.

I don't give a rat's a$$.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met?

"I thought Americans had good dentists."

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for?

Just one other - a foot with a boot so she can boot Peter in the a$$ with it.

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?

They lost the remote to their TVs and so they had the kids fetch longs sticks from the back yard so that they could still change channels without moving off of the couch.

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?

"I will dump Peter after the show."
"I will dump Peter after the show."
"I will dump Peter after the show."
"I will dump Peter after the show."
"I will dump Peter after the show."
"I will dump Peter after the show."

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team.

It's the Double D effect from last season - a shared pea-size brain.

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?

"Jump Up and Down With Gay Men Day"

The only official South Carolina holiday took period over a span of a few days which was "We're Glad Those Dumb Broads Are Out of the State Days". Sadly, with their elimination, Kellie & Jamie are returning to South Carolina which prompted an emergency passing of the "Let's Tell Kellie & Jamie That South Carolina Has Moved Due South And So They'll End Up In Canada Day".

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9. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"
Traditional disclaimer: I post before reading. Therefore, any duplicated responces are the sole fault of the Mysterious Duplicate Answer Yak of Mongolia.

1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?
Actually, the most popular mode is hynik tram.

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?
Dung-free flooring, happiness, contentment, indoor plumbing...

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?
This is TAR. Strategies play no part.

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?
Sell off those superfluous left shoes.

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.
Without being too non-PG13, it involves peaches and bananas.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met?
"Where's the Chicken? Where's the Colonel?"

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for?
She has four. Three are used for walking/running over various terrains, the fourth is used for ... well, shall we say, 'interpersonal relationships'

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?
Years of mis-spent youth at local carnivals.

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?
His secret al-Qaida file, of course.

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team.
They asked, but failed to listen.

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?
One of the biggest holidays in the Palmetto State, Change Your Undies Day, happened to fall during Marry Your Sister Week in 2006, so it was a double celebration all-round.



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10. "RE: TAR10 Episode 2 Hawkeye 10"

1. Teams traveled to Mongolia via bus and train. How else might they get to Ulaanbaatar?

Expedia.com or just ask a travel gnome.

2. Mary has never known an Asian or gay person. What else has she never known before?

Good dental work.

3. What, if any, are Dustin and Kandice's strategies besides not sharing all their information?

Putting vaseline on their teeth so they always have a ready smile. (Beauty pageant trick)

4. What else besides the organ grinder monkey imitation could Sarah do to earn money?

Wear the leg with the pick on the end and use it to pick up trash.

5. Explain why Kimberly loved how Rob was grinding.

Later.

6. What did David and Mary's Mongolian passenger think of the first Kentuckians he'd ever met?

Khn br trzh mendlekhdd erkh olteĭ, adilkhan ner trteĭ, izhil erkhteĭ baĭdag. Oyuun ukhaan, nandin anar zayaasan khn geg r khoorondoo akhan dgiĭn zel sanaagaar khar'tsakh uirtaĭ.

Translation:

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood, even when dealing with people who marry their cousins and don't have good dental care.

7. How many prosthetic feet does Sarah keep in her pack? And what would each be used for?

One for casual wear, one for beating Peter over the head with, and one for evening wear, so the answer to the first question is 3.

8. How did Lyn and Karlyn get so good at operating long rods?

Later.

9. What exactly does Sarah have in her notes about Peter?

Later.

10. Explain why Kellie and Jamie got lost so often despite asking for directions more than any other team.

Both of them kept thinking about the "Perfect Cheer", and could not concentrate.

Bonus. How many other special days besides "Stupid Day" do Kellie and Jamie have? And are they official South Carolina holidays?

I'll come back later after thinking on this and those other "Later" questions.

Nice to see you, Max!

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