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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.2"
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09-25-06, 00:24 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Welcome to Mongolia! Peter and Sarah Wow. Good for you guys. I mean, when you changed tasks twice, I kinda thought you might be done for, but I guess not. Watch out, Peter. Sarah has "made a note" of your behaviour. That can't be good. Tyler and James I thought you guys were on your way out for a while there. Way to pull it out of the fire. Duke and Lauren You were quite steady. No big dramatic moments. *zzzz* Tom and Terry I'm amazed that anyone understood your charades to mean that you wanted to go horseback riding. Dustin and Kandice Doing surprisingly well for the dippy girl team. You won't forget your hat again, will you? Oh, it's OK. Now come here and give me a hug. Yeah, both of you. Rob and Kimberly Are we calm now? OK. So Kimmy. Did you not put in your contacts? That was a pretty big treebranch that unhorsed you. And Rob, just FYI: you might have considered dismounting and walking over to your girlfriend to offer support instead of yelling "I don't know what to do." David and Mary OK, just how exactly did you get stuck in the mud? It wasn't really near the road. Erwin and Godwin Still trailing the pack. Did I mention I expected better from you two? It's OK. Now come over here and give me a hug. Yeah, both of you. Lyn and Karlyn So you won't stop to help another team whose car had broken down. Twice. But you'll take David and Mary's water. Watch your karma-meter, girls. Kellie and Jamie, you're the last team to arrive. Sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Amazing Race. Good thing you quit the Roadblock. Otherwise, I'd have had to walk all the way over to the archery range to Philimate you myself. And you'd have been upset. And crying. And armed... 
Administrative Notes:Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), locals, the horses, Peter and Sarah's ox or whatever. Be creative!
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Lasann 3590 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-06, 09:22 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-06 AT 09:22 AM (EST)Well Dad, if you wouldn't have been ignoring be for all those years! I'm a regular "fireball" in a teeny package. Edited to remove dup siggie! 
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-06, 01:46 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-06 AT 02:00 PM (EST)Yay!! Good job, Honey!! So far, this show has been AMAZING!! Bye, bye, China!! We went from eighth to fourth!! *dances about wildly and jumps up and down* I'm so proud of the way you kept shooting your arrow!! I know it was hard, but you kept pulling back and pulling back--finally, you hit the target and it just erupted!! Good job!!!! I'm so sad about the cheerleaders. We were having lots of fun with them. Let's cheer for them now: Rah! Rah! You'll be missed!
Now you're on our Christmas list! Honey, we also have to blow a big kiss to our friends, the Hillbillies! They were so sweet. Didn't you love my horse pantomime? I knew they would understand what I meant. (Good thing we've practiced that game so much at home!) I'm glad that "road to nowhere" lead us to fourth! I'm so proud of us. And I can't wait til next week when we start to fight with the other beauty queens!
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emydi 13134 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-06, 02:19 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Thanks sugar plums...pulling that arrow back was hard but I kept on pulling and tugging and pulling and tugging and SHAZAM!!!Well we can't worry about those cheerleaders now...they are H-I-S-T-O-R-Y. We will just have to be the captains of the cheerleading squad for the pack in the back back of the pack teams!! YEAH LOSERS!!! We are now the leaders of those cute hillbillies that just love us, those cute little Asian boys (they're no Tyler and James but we can't have everything!) and those cute substantial single moms (we can use them as a shield next week if the Queens try anything--WHat, no not us you silly Ter-Bear, the Miss USA Betties) I have our next dance routine almost worked out!!
You're doing the next road block, my hands are so chafe, and I'm almost out of my Clinique moisturizer!
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09-25-06, 11:00 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
I'm making a list and I'll be checking it twice
trying to determine it Peter's a bunghole or nice . . . So, let's see -- #1. Peter has turned me into his dancing monkey for the natives in the hopes of some money. #2. Peter claps encouragement at me as if I'm a dog . . . "Come on, Sarah! Come on, Sarah. Thatta girl! Good dog!" #3. Won't give me any space whatsoever to decompress, would rather be up my butt all the time. And while I'm working on sheeyit lists, Phil, you have begin one of your own. What the heck was that comment about "Two Legs" in the race??? You and your golf equipment are on thin ice with me. 
Have leg, will travel
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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09-26-06, 08:37 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Hey doofus, forget all the crafting, how about your basic hydraulic fluid just to keep me going? Rube! I'm sure everyone was allowed to bring any medication they needed to take specifically, so I'm sure packing some hydraulic fluid to keep me operating correctly would have been allowed since I'm an essential body part for Sarah.Why didn't you think of that???? You tool. I'll bet you were more concerned with how special everyone thought you would be because you're "dating" (whatever) a handicapped person. Ya, you're some hero all right. I hope Sarah uses me for a good purpose, to rearrange your butt cheeks. Your job is to take care of me and you suck at it. I hope Sarah finally wakes up to what I already know.
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byoffer 13836 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-06, 11:56 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Two-four-six-eight
Who should Phil Eliminate???Oh darn, us.  Who'd have thunk that Mongolia didn't have any doorknobs for us to converse with to get driving instructions? Two-four-six-eight
It's too bad that we were late. Eight-six-four-two
We're still cuter than all of you. 
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09-25-06, 01:45 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-06 AT 01:46 PM (EST)Awwwww, shoot. I totally thought we were way cute enough to make it to the finale of this race. Hey Ter-Bear, sorry about our alie . . allli . . .agreement. I guess we won't be around long enough to help you through. We can still go around and cheer you on everyday, ok? Listen I even made a cheer for you: Amazing Race! Amazing Race!
The queens are gonna kick you in the face!
They may not have a tiara, like California and New York,
But they go together like Mindy and Mork!
Yay Gay pride!! Wooh! Hey Kellie - I love you lots! Let's go get crunk with Bilal and Sa'eed, okay? Maybe they'll let us shake their -um- hands! 
I'm still a cute cheerleader! Y-A-Y! and a fighting Gamecock!
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-06, 01:59 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-06 AT 02:01 PM (EST)Jamie-- I am so disappointed! After all the fun we had in China! I can't believe you went from first at the ceremony to last. Well, we will uphold your spirit and your cheers, and we'll get those beeyotch queens in the next leg! (Uhh, not us, Jamie, the other queens) Come visit us in New York after the race! clap clap clap-clap-clap You were cheery
You were fine,
All your clapping blew our mind! Still, you're awesome
Still, you're great
Too bad Tom and I aren't straight! You can dance
You can move
See you in Sequesterville soon! Wooo!! Spirit fingers! *does a few awkward kicks and such*
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bystander 4935 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-06, 12:53 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Yay, we're in Mongolia.*Puts on Mongolian Riding Hat* Look at me! I'm a Mongolian. Bring me some Barbeque Baby! Wee! Let me just start off by saying that Kandice is just the most awesomest teammate in the whole wide world. She is the best! No. Stop Kandice. YOU are the best, not me. That horse ride was sooooooo much fun. I didn't realize it was going to turn into a trill ride. That horse tried to ride us like Catherine the Great, another great Mongolian...er...or Russian...or...oh well, they're all the same, aren't they? Poor Kandice, or was that me? Who knows? We really can't tell ourselves apart either, especially when we're wearing our Mongolian Hats. That's why we ditched that one. Who would've figured we'd actually need to keep that thing. Oh well...that little chinese guy found it for us. He's so cute. I gave him a big hug! For some reason he had a huge smile on his face after that.....it must have been the pride he felt knowing he helped us out. I need to stop for just a second to tell Kandice how awesome she is.....Yes, you Kandice, you are awesome! Did you guys hear about poor Tyler and James? I hear they have a problem and can't get it up. Well Kandice, it looks like we gotta cross them off our list of potential Race showmances. Tehehehehe..... Well, I've gotta run and fix my makeup....Miss California has to look her best....unlike those skanky cheerleaders. Too bad...so sad....we'll miss you guys!!!!! 
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09-26-06, 09:34 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
I don't know what's more scary...your hairline or the fact that you use little blue pills...*****Skeevy Shivers***** Yikes...I need to go take a shower now.... C'mon Kandice Phil? You around to wash our backs?????
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09-25-06, 01:07 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Hey Lyn, did you see those silly cheerleaders going the wrong way? *snicker* And the editors wanted everyone to think that WE had gone the wrong way. *giggle* Just ignore everyone who is calling us names. We're playing a game and we can be ruthless, ya know! By the way, you rocked with the arrow! Awesome! And who got Philiminated? Not us, baby! 
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09-25-06, 03:42 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Wow, Karlyn, we had the bad luck this time, didn't we? I think our children will be so proud of the example we are giving them. Weyou complain about Sarah getting to preboard, weyou whine about everything, weyou make sure everybody knows that we aren't stopping for anybody with any kind of problem because we want to WIN and we don't ever plan to need anybody else's help (I am so glad David and Mary did not see us talk about driving right past those guys with the flat tire). We got it going on, girl, we have them eating out of our hands!Uh, Karlyn, Karlyn, KARLYN!!!! Please stop running your mouth for a minute here, or I am going to go into teacher mode and make you sit in the corner. 
My daughter will be so proud of the way Mommy shot those arrows as she watches Mommy in her "movie".
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warp_core breach 463 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-06, 06:47 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Wh're in tarnation is my ole lady? Be'en kinda quiet 'round hee're... Anyhoo, been intrestin' travelin' with ho-mo-sexals & them there Asians. Can't say I's ehver seen ho-mo-sexals b'fore. Can't say I'm too comfortble 'bout the ole lady huggin' one. Well, long's as they don't try huggin' me 'cause I'll throw 'em down there coal shute. Yes, I will. Dagumut! I wish I had my ole trusty 4-wheeler. I woulda made mince meat of that there mud! Yeah and I'm not use ta shootin' them there arrows up, which is why I sucked, in case y're wonderin'. Now if that there target woulda been a prize buck...
Hey Mary! Just wh're the hell are yoo?
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Denalio 898 desperate attention whore postings
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09-26-06, 02:54 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Awww David, Sorry I was away. I thank I lost my undawear in that mud and momma taught me to keep my panties on, so I had ta go back and find ‘em. And tho we had some bad luck with the mud, I am so excited about all the money we are getting! We gots thardynine dollahs for this leg of the race. Lookeee Honey, we are getting rich rich rich!!! Just think of all them Big Macs we can buy! And them Russian cars, man those were Sweeeeet! So much nicer than the rusted out truck we gots. Warn’t them homo-secks-you-alls cute? I likes ‘em. I just hope I don’t catch homo-secks-you-allity. I am not shure, but they told me it’s not catching. David, honey, let me know if you think I am havin’ any symptoms. But thay were so cute, I had ta hug ‘em. So far, I am jus' havin the best time a'my life! Ain't that a hoot? David? David? Stop lookin' at them Booty Queens!
Did them Be-Youty Queens call us “bumpkins”? I wish they’d remember it’s Mr & Mrs Bumpkin, but I don’t wanna put on airs.
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warp_core breach 463 desperate attention whore postings
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09-27-06, 00:09 AM (EST)
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60. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-27-06 AT 00:10 AM (EST)Now, Hunny. Why in tarnation would I be lookin' at them booty queens with th're skiinny butts when my ole lady's gots tha bestest cottage-cheese butt in Kintucky right here? Now let's go fer a Big Mac!
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09-25-06, 08:05 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-06 AT 08:05 PM (EST)Welcome to Mongolia!I would like to congratulate Peter and Sarah for their wonderful racemanship. However, I would like to apologize for Phil’s slight verbal faux paux (did he really say “two legs in” to Sarah? – for shame!). I hope you all learned something about life here in Mongolia. It certainly isn’t all barbeque and funny hats!
It was also very nice to see our co-greeter, the Roaming Gnome’s Mongolian cousin, greeting the racers to the dance temple! And now to the dear Cheerleaders. We have truly enjoyed your perkiness and coordinated movements. Unfortunately, that don’t lead the hynik to water. Enjoy Sequesterville. (But be careful about some of the current residents... I hear they won't even shake hands!) 
Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!
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warp_core breach 463 desperate attention whore postings
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09-26-06, 06:10 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Naw! Think I'll stick to them possums. That there monkey's lookin' kinda mangy, kinda like a feew of r ole dawgs. Gee, I'm kinda missin' them there hounds - all 15 of 'em! Hmm... possum stew with a couple of big macs! Yee Haw!!
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09-26-06, 11:16 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.2" |
Now Hunny, ya know, he might have a point thar. I have seen some of them boy hound dogs sniffin' around and seeming extry int'rested in some of them other boy hound dogs. And 'member that time one a them also seemed to take a shine ta yer leg?Besides, like I told ya before, I likes them homo-secks-you-alls! I likes 'em jus' fine. I never knew how cute an' cuddly they could be.
Shucks, no ones complee-mentalated us fer our matchin' outfits yet. I was hopin' we get some extry points for our coordinatin outfits.
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