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"Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
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"Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
Fitz and Walnuts are in the pool having a 'heart to heart', and Paula is telling Svetlana how John told her she "can be okay." Paula is admitting that John has given her some really good advice, and she sees that, and acknowledges it. She tells Svetlana "It's really opened my eyes up!"

Brrrring.... Brrrrrring... It's Dr Covan calling to schedule an appointment for Paula. Dr. Covan is a Clinical Psychologist and can really help Paula. He asks her, "Can you tell me what I can do for you?" She asks him if he can make her some mashed potatoes, with a lot of cream gravy on top.... ok, ok, I'll stop. She makes an appointment with him for wednesday, providing no hurricanes hit, or levees break.

Our next scene takes us to Zach, and Crystal (Zachs crush) in a hammock.....
Just a Swangin!
They are talking about love, life, and happiness. They do some cuddling, which progresses to the bedroom, where we see more cuddling, and mushy stuff.

Later on, Zach, and John are in bed.... their own separate beds of course, talking about Zachs love life.
John tells Zach "Crystal wants you in the relationship mode like ASAP, dude." Zach says he doesn't want that.
John Confessional: "Zach doesn't know what he's getting himself into with Crystal."
John tells Zach that he's like a dad to Crystal, not a boyfriend.
John: "You're like DAD."
Zach: "I'm not DAD."
John: "DAD, Dude!"
Zach: "Oh, my gosh, I'm DAD? I'm DAD!"
They both lay there and giggle like little schoolgirls till they get bored with themselves and fall asleep.

The next night in the bar, Crystal and Zach meet in the bar, where Crystal tells Zach she wants to hang out. Their conversation is cut short again as Paulas
desparate attention Whore status kicks in, where we see her dangling from a banana tree outside, and waving to any passerby's that happen by.

Tyler confessional: "Paula has a hard time expressing her emotions."
Cameras zoom in on Paula grabbing a utility box and humping the electrical grid container, controlling the traffic lights.
"Expressing her emotions?" Um... shes humping an electrical conduit box, for goodness sakes!

They're back at the house now, and we see Paula running around, screaming "You're all being th @e!" She tries to write something down, but finds she cannot operate the cap on the end of the ink pen she's trying to use. She then gives up, and decides that caps on markers and ink pens should not exist.

She then jumps up and down chanting "Make me peanut butter, Make me peanut butter."
John tells Jose that when she gets this way, she isn't Paula, she's Paula Walnuts.

Paula kicks the cabinet door and starts hopping around the house like the Easter Bunny.
John Confessional: "It's kindof upsetting that when Paula gets to a certain point in drinking, you can't look at her the same way or rationalize with her as you can when she's sober."

Now Paula calls clueless back home, to tell him of her doctors appointment tomorro.
She tells him "I just don't want him to say that I'm not fixable." He tells her she's fixable. She starts talking in her
American Idol Paris Bennett voice
like a little schoolgirl, lost in a snowstorm, and starts talking about pillows, and pumpkins. She then kicks over the marble phone stand, which falls over and breaks the phone.

Ok, so much for that telephone call, he didn't wanna talk to you anyways, you dumb eotch.

I have to ask everybody. Did ya'll hear that Clang sound? Wouldn't it have been funny if that marble phone stand had hit her head instead of the phone?
Ding Dong! I'm sorry, thats so wrong of me. I take it back. It wouldn't have been funny at all. Nope....... not at all........

The roomies come in to see what the 'CLANG' sound was to find Paula looking at the receiver like it insulted her, only to find a broken phone. Paula says "I broke the phone" and walks away. She then starts insulting everyone, and telling them to just die, or be sad.

Our roomies are trying to fix the phone, and Paula rages on.
"Kiss my @... Kiss everybodys @, nobody respects you anyways." And may I ask, how many people are going to respect Paula for her unrelenting insults?
She then tells Zach "Your true hollywood story is
'I have a little wiener', and Crystal thinks he's boring. She then makes some strange grunting sounds, and flips everyone off.

Janelle tells Walnuts "th, you broke the PHONE!" Janelle has had enough of nutcase, and decides it's time to open up a can, yes .... a can o whoop@, and drop kicks Paula's Walnuts back to the beach!

Later that night, Zach and Crystal are having a 'heart-to-heart' talk in bed. Zach is concerned that Crystal wants to get serious, and he talks code to her, explaining how he just wants to have fun, and explore.....something.. whatever, I don't know. You know me and that code talk...

The next day Tyler drives Paula to Dr. Covans' office. She's nervous, and worries that she can't be fixed. She's probably worried about the around $95 dollars an hour she's going to be charged, each time she goes to see him!

Dr Covan: "So what can I do to help you?"
Paula : "I don't know." *sheepish look*
Hey Paula, I got some free advice for you. Don't play the 'I don't know' game with someone who's charging you $95 dollars an hour.
After some prodding and probing, the doctor extracts some information from a helpless Paula, and tells her she can be fixed.
Paula: "I don't think it's gonna happen."
Dr Covan: "If you think that, then you may be right."

Back in the Key West Mobile, Zach is describing his hookup with Crystal, with John, and Jose. The dialog between them is a little strong for this summary, but let me just say, that laughs and high fives are shared after Zach declares a home run.

Meanwhile, Dr Covan decides he's had enough of Paula and prescribes the 'Feeling Good' handbook.

Dr Covan: "It's not a 'Fun Read' book, It's a self-help book, and the best book to help you with your depression." He winds up the meeting with making an appointment with her for next wednesday, same time.

Back with the roomies, Paula talks about her session with the shrink. "He's trying to help me understand the way I think. He was saying 'You're really depressed.'" "I didn't even think I was depressed."
Paula: "I hit rock bottom, I can only go up."

Will Paula do the exercises in the 'Feeling Good' handbook? Will she get to page 729? Will she learn what thinking errors are? I got news folks! My guess is that she will never get to page 56 which talks about
Hypochondriasis and Dysthymic Disorders. But... I guess we'll have to see next time on.......
The Real World, Key West.

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 RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... volsfan 05-03-06 1
   RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... DaveThe Dude 05-04-06 2
       RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... FlowerChild 05-04-06 3
           RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... DaveThe Dude 05-04-06 4
               RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... volsfan 05-04-06 5
                   RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... DaveThe Dude 05-04-06 6
                       The only problem? volsfan 05-04-06 7
                       RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... batts 05-04-06 8
                           RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... volsfan 05-05-06 9
                               RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... DaveThe Dude 05-05-06 10
                                   RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... volsfan 05-07-06 11
                                       RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... DaveThe Dude 05-07-06 12
                                           RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... LilFrontalLobe 05-08-06 13
                                               RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... batts 05-09-06 14
                                                   RE: Official Summary: The Real Worl... DaveThe Dude 05-09-06 15

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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings
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05-03-06, 06:28 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
Great job batts! Can I drop kick Paula's ass back to the beach?

I loved the chat in the car about the hookup! I understand why you didn't include it though. "That's my boy!"

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2. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
Great job, Batts!!

Yes, I feel you are right - Paula will never finish the book. If she does, she probably won't learn much from it. I still think that, well, feed her to the sharks!

I still gotta go back and watch this so-called drop kick of Paula. I just gotta see it!

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3. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
Dave, I'm with you....I'll have to suffer the rerun just to see Janelle drop kick Paula.



GREAT JOB BATTS - as usual.

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4. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
"Janelle!" That's her name! She says one memorable thing per month. Or is it every two months?
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5. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
"Janelle!" That's her name!

Are we talking about the dark haired girl with big boobs? Just askin...

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6. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
I guess that's her. I mean, she never DOES anything or SAYS anything worth remembering. Sometimes I feel she's really just a walking lampshade or something. Maybe she'll end up having a torid affair on the show with a bi-sexual midget who moonlights as a porn star. And then she gets really wasted one night and makes a skin flick, then wakes up and remembers nothing about it until the film appears at the local movie palace. Hey, that could be interesting! Of course, he'd have to be Black because, as we all know, since she's half Black and half White she "only dates within her race." I'm rootin' for the midget.
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7. "The only problem?"
How would Paula upstage this? I mean...she HAS to be the center of attention.
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8. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
>she'll end up having
>a torid affair on the
>show with a bi-sexual midget
>Of course, he'd have
>to be Black because, as
>we all know, since she's
>half Black and half White
>she "only dates within her
>race." I'm rootin' for the
>midget.

I've never seen a black oommpa loompa before. Do they exist?

Thanks all for reading my sumry. As usual, it was fun to do.
I can't believe ya'll missed the part where Janelle grabs Paula by the hair, smacks her around, and then drop kicks Paulas Walnuts back to the beach. How could you miss that part?

.... for anyone out there reading my summary for the first time, just thought I'd let you know, as everyone here knows me and my cheesy humor, that the 'Drop Kick that Beotch' is basically my signature statement in my summaries. I've added that line in all 11 of my summaries that I've written.

I hope you guys have enjoyed my summaries as much as I've had a blast doing them. I have all you guys
Vols, Flower, Dave, Naz, Hobbs, Elaine, Sky, Sonja Niki, and Wicked... and a few of the peeps that don't come in here much any more Tahj, Knockers, Nutz, etc. ,
in mind when I write them.

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9. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-06 AT 07:02 AM (EST)

Oh, I caught the line batts (about drop kicking Walnuts) and that is why I mentioned me drop kicking her ass back to the beach!

Thanks so much for helping out this week batts! I really appreciate it.

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10. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
I re-watched the episode and still don't see any drop kicking. Did MTV edit this on the re-run? Where exactly was this alleged drop kick?

I don't know about you guys, but sitting through this re-run was pretty rough. Paula is just an immature jerk. Maybe feeding her to the sharks WOULD be SHARK ABUSE, but how about tying her up on the ground, covering her with honey, and letting the ants eat her alive? I'd feel alot better about offending a few hundred ants rather than offending a shark.

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11. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
Honestly, I missed that part. I was flipping channels and only caught bits and pieces of this episode. I haven't caught a re-run of it yet...maybe Tuesday.
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12. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
I just hope some of the upcoming episodes deal more with the running of the business that has been entrusted to them and less on the mindless antices of the Walnut Weirdo.

It looks like, from the previews, that Tyler brings home a stud muffin to play with. Judging from the excited interest of some of the girls in the House, this ought to be hilarious. Well, at least it will be better than watching Paula get drunk and act like an idiot.

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13. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
What in the world was up with that voice she was using while talking to the doctor? She acted/sounded like a three year old. I'm no psychiatrist, but I smell multiple personalities.
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14. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
I have to agree. That's why I put in this part.

starts talking in her
American Idol Paris Bennett voice
like a little schoolgirl, lost in a snowstorm, and starts talking about pillows, and pumpkins.

'Multiple Personalities' was my first thought when I heard her 'little girl voice'

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15. "RE: Official Summary: The Real World Key West Episode 10; It's ALL about Paula"
Paula: One part lunatic + one part manipulator + one part multiple personalities + one part really bad drunk = COMPLETE LOSER!
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