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"Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
The episode begins with Danny holding his head while talking to his doctor on the phone. The doctor explains that the surgery cannot take place until the swelling goes down. Rachel is standing in the doorway and comforts Danny after he hangs up the phone. I am sure she is there because she was a nurse in the Iraq war but she doesn’t like to talk about it.

Danny wants to see the tape in hopes of staying away from the people that were responsible. He also wants the police to have the tape so they can arrest the guy and he will press charges.

Rachel wants everyone to go somewhere and get a milkshake and just talk about things.

NOTE TO RACHEL: My little sugar ho…a milkshake isn’t the answer to everything (from the looks of things you think so because you could shed a pound or two). Anyways, the nurse in you should be saying to get Danny some pain medication. He says he is in the most pain he has ever had and you suggest a milkshake! Do you think a woman in labor should be given pizza?

Melinda and Nehemiah are in bed chatting and Nehemiah calls it like he sees it. He tells Mel that within 2 days of being in the house there is a guy that has made her forget Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years).

NOTE TO NEHEMIAH: Don’t waste your breath on this skank whore. She is so insecure and not worthy of your intelligence!

Oh good grief…how many break-ups have we seen on Real World? 132? Well, make 133 as we see foreshadowing of what’s going to happen. Melinda is on the phone with Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years) and he hangs up on her as she starts to scream.

NOTE TO SKANK WHORE: This will be the only time I am sympathetic to you but we have at least one relationship break-up per season. Granite, never so early as day 3 but you really are just a statistic in this situation.

*DING DONG*

*Everyone looking at each other*

*DING DONG*

*Still looking around*

*DING DONG*

OH! It’s the doorbell!

What freakin idiots! They had no idea what the doorbell was! It is a package from MTV. A car will be at the house at 9:40am to take them to their job. Commence the complaining of having to get up so early. *rolls eyes*

{sarcasm}Mel has decided to take one for the team and stay home with Danny while everyone else goes out. {/sarcasm} Mel is in bed with Danny sitting on the edge. Out of the blue, Mel asks Danny how he is doing without sex.

QUESTION FOR EVERYONE: Without sex? This is day 3 and she is worried about not having sex! How often do young nymphs have sex these days?

While everyone is out Danny and Mel are in bed “getting to know each other” a little better. Mel goes on and on how safe and right it feels to be with Danny. Just as they start bumping uglies…everyone comes home and the hanky panky is no more!

NOTE TO MEL: You are a clinging, selfish wench that is getting on my nerves with your ramblings about how much you love this complete stranger you have known less than 72 hours! Also, why give up the nappy dugout so quickly and easily? Why?

NOTE TO DANNY: See the first part of my note to Mel and please concentrate on finding someone that isn’t gutter white trash!

The next morning they find out their job will be working with the Austin Film Society to produce a 15-minute documentary on the South By Southwest Music Festival. This is a way cool job and one I would love!

The next scene will go down, in my book, as the most classic telephone conversation in Real World history.

Mel: Hey! How are you?

Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years): Who is this?

Mel: Melinda!

Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years): I was ready to write you off for good!

BWAHAHAHA! Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years) is the sharpest tool in the shed! Actually, he was drunk but Mel was urinated off and hung up on him! They do talk after and he breaks up with her. The same ole thing that has happened 132 other times. BRAK BRAK BRAK!

The most disturbing part of the show? Mel tells Danny that she wants and loves him! Makes me want to just throw-up!

NOTE TO MEL: You don’t have a clue what love is nor do you know where to find it!

NOTE TO DANNY: Please read my summary and wise-up! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

I have to say that I do feel sorry for Danny right now. The entire episode he is shown with a towel over his eye and complaining about the pain. It was almost tough to watch and then re-watching him get clocked was enough to turn my stomach. However, if he needs a little pampering…I am available and can travel!

OH.THE.DRAMA!


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 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... redheaded_sweetheart 06-29-05 1
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... arkiegrl 06-30-05 2
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... batts 06-30-05 3
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... motormouth 06-30-05 4
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... Tahj 06-30-05 5
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... ParadiseFound 06-30-05 6
   RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... ginger 06-30-05 7
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... LibraRising 07-01-05 8
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... lvoetulips 07-02-05 9
   RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... DaveThe Dude 07-02-05 10
       DAVE! volsfan 07-02-05 11
               RE: DAVE! batts 07-02-05 13
                   RE: DAVE! DaveThe Dude 07-02-05 14
 Post removed Bebo 07-03-05 15
   RE: Post removed HobbsofMI 07-05-05 16
 RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... HobbsofMI 07-05-05 17
   RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... DaveThe Dude 07-05-05 18
       RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... motormouth 07-05-05 19
           RE: Official Summary Real World Aus... DaveThe Dude 07-05-05 20

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1. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Great job Vols! Your summary was MUCH better than the actual episode. I look forward to more.
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2. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Well, vols, 3 days *is* a long time to go without...


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3. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
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>*DING DONG*
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>*Everyone looking at each other*
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>*DING DONG*
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>*Still looking around*
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>*DING DONG*
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>OH! It’s the doorbell!
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lol...Vols ... lvoe the way you put it!

>What freakin idiots! They had no
>idea what the doorbell was!
great summary vols

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4. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Great job vols, enjoyed it better than the actual show...thanks!


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5. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Lol Vols. I haven't seen it either yet but you had me at Skanky whore. I don't care who Danny sleeps with as long as we get to see him with as few clothes on as possible.


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6. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
LMAO! I LOVED your review of the episode because it was SO TRUE!

Also, Mel saying to Danny at the end of the episode, something along the lines of "being in this house this long has changed me"... um... so it only takes her 4 days to change her personality??? Um.. Danny, take my advice, RUN FOR THIS HILLS!

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7. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
See? I missed NOTHING. Very funny summary, though, Sugar...



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8. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Bravissimo! I just watched it last night. I should've just skipped it and read the summary in the first place.


So -- who's up next week?

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9. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
*bows* down to the supremacy of Vols...

Great sum-up; couldn't have describe Melho better myself!


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10. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Is it not possible that if Danny takes our advice and "runs for the hills," that he'd just end up running into a tree and breaking the other side of his face?

I haven't posted in a while. I started to think my postings were too negative. But after seeing Vols' review, well hey! I feel right at home again!

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We have missed you! I even asked where you were on the weekly show thresd! You keep you little negative butt right here where you belong! WELCOME BACK!


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yaa Dave... welcome back!


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Hi Vols!!

Hey, you know, it IS good to be back! What was I thinking?!?

Maybe this Real World season will be better. Well, it sure as doo-doo can't be as bad as the Philly season.

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I hate when that happens...and a bet Bebo does too....

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17. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
I don't watch RW any more because the summaries are soooooo much better and leave me needing Sharkey wipes for my monitor. Thanks Vols.

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18. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Excuse my ignorance, but what kind of things do people say in their posts that are so bad that they get deleted? I want to make sure I don't get deleted. Please give me some kind of clue so I know what is ok and what isn't ok. Ok?
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19. "RE: Official Summary Real World Austin; Episode 2: It's The Mel and Danny Show!"
Dave, I'm not sure why you are asking but it's always good to review the guidelines. Read them, follow them, you should be just fine.

http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID33/87.shtml


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Ok! I'll read them. Thanks!
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