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"AI9 Season Premiere Boston Auditions"
Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 03:13 PM (EST)
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"AI9 Season Premiere Boston Auditions" |
Did he ever return, No he never returned And his fate is still unlearn'd He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned. This.....is....American Idol. Tonight we start in Boston with the audtions of those we will never see again, the few who will show up in the finale (as finalists or as jokes) and we shall see if the show can carry on without Pauler. So in her memory, take a drink whenever you spot the chosen one, the one they want us to think is the chosen one, the 2.6 nanoseconds of the people we will be voting on, the one who is getting a lot of air time so we can spot the crazy when Hollywood week starts. The one who they know won't make it through so they gotta get the sobs in while the sobbing is good. The one they told was great just so they'd get the ego from heck claiming the judges don't know what they are talking about. The one that got in because of the costume...or lack of costume.... 
Oh, and other than little drinky guy, ixnay on the aphicgray. Just in case I'm not in here by myself and the thread gets long.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:03 PM (EST)
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1. "Intro" |
Recarp of the finale Paula drama recap. Guest judges on the road. Ellen announcement.A new Beginning... Images of the audition tour. Security had to escort someone out? Road to Hollywood stretches over thousands of miles. Cue the sob stories and the images that no one on the show is a failed singer who have had a few deals along the way....Every job but...
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:05 PM (EST)
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2. "Raining in Boston" |
9000 auditioned.Looking to make history. One hurdle before Hollywood. Kara, Randy, Simon, and Victoria Beckham. What is that on her head?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:09 PM (EST)
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3. "Janet McNamera" |
Played the video game and she now gets to Hollywood, now, didn't when she started playing the game.Jumps up and down to convince herself she is awesome. Isn't there a pamphlet about jumping up and down. Sings Pocket full of Sunshine. Simon: Does this window open. She confuses Kara with Paula. It is a no.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:18 PM (EST)
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8. "Maddie Curtis" |
number 9 of 12 kids.Number 8 has Down's Syndrome. Adopted kids with Down's as well. She is 16 years old. Hallelujah is the song. Nice voice from Simon with a bit of Soul. Randy really liked it. Victoria has a good voice, looked nervous. Kara, have an old soul, feels authentic. Simon...not annoying even though you are 16. She is going to Hollywood.
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01-12-10, 08:22 PM (EST)
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9. "Sadly waiting boy and Pat Ford" |
Who is the entertainment...or not.Pat Ford, sings Womanizer. Likes slapping himself while he sings. He thinks he did awesome. Simon is sassy. Simon is a no. Randy you are a cool guy, but singing is not your thing. He hugs Kara.
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whimsey 4402 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-12-10, 08:31 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Sadly waiting boy and Pat Ford" |
and some Clearasil. Ooops - that was mean of me. sorry.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:26 PM (EST)
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13. "The Boston Gender Gap." |
'Boys smell. Throw Simon's hair at them.'
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:32 PM (EST)
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15. "What about the guys? Amadeo Dirocco" |
Cue big Italian Family eating scene.Why not auditioned before 28, wife pushed him into it. Muddy Waters Hoochie Coochie Man They like him, he's a real guy with good voice. Simon thinks he has a huge likability thing. Good energy. He's through to Hollywood with four yeses.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:34 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: What about the guys? Amadeo Dirocco" |
He comes across as the kind of guy it might be fun to root for, but I'm going to need to hear him sing something instead of mostly shouting it.
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whimsey 4402 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-12-10, 08:39 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: What about the guys? Amadeo Dirocco" |
I thought surely they would ask him to sing a bit of something else. Should be interesting.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:36 PM (EST)
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19. "Derrick Spiritual Guy" |
He Gradutated to music.Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word by Elton John. Sinusy is not a singing style. Make.It.Stop. Simon that was catchy. Lot of people you are chanelling. Complete and Utter Rubbish. Like there was 20 of you in there each more horrible than the last.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:38 PM (EST)
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21. "After the break:" |
Stay tuned for Clark Kent's evil triplet!
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:44 PM (EST)
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25. "Mere Doyle" |
2 inches of rain soaked them.Otaku-anime freak wants to be sucessful singer in Japan. Janis Joplin sung loudly. Simon says at least one of us had a good time. It was verging on terrible.
Everyone says she is good, really. Just give her a chance.
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byoffer 15808 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:12 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Mere Doyle" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-12-10 AT 10:01 PM (EST)pfft. You anime people all stick together. *snip* Since I have never seen you, I am not sure that your real name isn't Mere Doyle.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:45 PM (EST)
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26. "Otaku Girl." |
JSlice... step away from the gun... slowly...
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whimsey 4402 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-12-10, 08:48 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Harmonizing in the holding room" |
Definitely a yes from me on Luke. Hey now!
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:52 PM (EST)
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30. "Andrew Fenlon" |
Doesn't like the waiting or the interviewing.Gee, he is single, no idea why... What brought me here to audition, not that interesting of a question. He says smart-azzedly but claimes he is not. Singing House of the Rising Sun then asks if they have heard of it. Kara asks if he is angry. He says he was waiting, For you to have a bad attitude pisses me off. He says she is reading it to far. She is now angry at him and doesn't like him at all. Randy asks about the attitude, and he says there is no problem. Simon says he was rude, sulky and agressive. He is trying to seem confident. Victoria says he doesn't have the goods to back it up. Noes across the board, except for Simon, he's starting to grow on Simon. Kara says at least Simon is charming. He says he isn't judging Kara. She says he needs a spanking. Simon says live and learn, Kara tells Simon to shut up.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:57 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Andrew Fenlon" |
That might be the saddest part of the whole thing. He can sing -- but he's poisoned part of the panel: mature and return next year if he dares, but he's forever down one vote. I think he'll grow up before they will. And even the former is a longshot.
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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01-12-10, 08:57 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Andrew Fenlon" |
As bad as his attitude was - I thought his voice was better than Amadeo who made it through.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:59 PM (EST)
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35. "Majored in Music People" |
Montage of people who stand out from the crowd, for one reason or another
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01-12-10, 09:00 PM (EST)
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36. "Ashley Rodriguez" |
Singing Alicia Keys.Kara loves her, loves the look, that is a difficult song to sing, brought personality. Very commercial. Victoria thinks she is great. Sultry chimes in Kara. Simon thinks she may have it. lots of yes.
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01-12-10, 09:03 PM (EST)
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38. "Tyler Grady" |
broke both his wrists. Plates and screws. He is a drummer but would like to be a front man.Fell out of a tree. Let's get it on. Girls are drooling over him. Randy liked the stance, Simon says this is an audition that he will remember. Going to Hollywood.
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01-12-10, 09:09 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Tyler Grady" |
He is like Edward Scissorshands, but only Edward Platehands.
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whimsey 4402 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-12-10, 09:51 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Tyler Grady" |
It's going to be pretty crowded in "Ye Olde Antique Shoppe" this season.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:06 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Montage of the others going to Hollywood" |
We will never see any of them again. Except for the one who wins.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:11 PM (EST)
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45. "Ryan learns America won Revolutionary War." |
He was very surprised.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:13 PM (EST)
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47. "Lisa Olivero" |
Vision of Love is her song.Very loud starting. Um, the self taught thing is showing. But she is better than most people on the show. Randy. You are a nice girl, but it wasn't good. Kara. Those high notes, gotta practice more. Simon, I thought we may have a great singer, and then you started singing. Craziest version of Mariah I've heard.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:18 PM (EST)
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51. "Mike Davis" |
He is an actor on a speedboat and it happens to be outside as he is talking to them, so they get some shots on the boat.Yesterday by the Beatles. Confident young man says Simon, without being obnoxious. Kara likes him. He can take her on a date, on Codzilla. Randy says no. Simon walks off. Leaving it in the hands of the girls. So far no one has gotten through, but Mike made it.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:21 PM (EST)
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53. "Merging tropes." |
'Kara, last year you were horny. This year, Paula's gone. Now the horny thing is great, don't get us wrong, really outstanding horniness you've got there. But now we need you to be horny and drunk. Can you do that for us? Drunkly horny? That's our girl!'
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:25 PM (EST)
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54. "Katie Stevens" |
OMG she's 16, and Portuguese with and Grandma with Alzheimers. Wants to be seen succeeding before she is forgotten. Singing At Last. Simon, difficult song to sing, sang it well. Randy says yes natural talent Kara, for 16 to be able to sing like that good audition. Victoria, good stage presence. Simon through to the next round.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:29 PM (EST)
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55. "Joshua Blaylock" |
28 with one last shot.Simon, great voice if you were 14, at 28 no presence no power and forgettable. They try to get him to be assertive. Simon says he is likable. Kara says yes on his loveliness. V says yes, Simon says it is a yes, he got four.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:31 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: Joshua Blaylock" |
He's the guy your mother didn't feel she had to waste time warning you about. What was the point? It was going to take six weeks just to get him to admit first base existed.
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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01-12-10, 09:32 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: Joshua Blaylock" |
So now they want guys to be jerks? Didn't they say no to Andrew for being a jerk? I liked Joshua - I didn't like Randy trying to turn him into something he's not.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:35 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Joshua Blaylock" |
Be patient. They're still trying to match Paula's cup contents to Kara's metabolism.
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01-12-10, 09:38 PM (EST)
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61. "Justin Williams" |
Cancer Survivor.Singing Feeling Good. Puts a lot of vocal gymnastics into it. Randy. I liked that. Crooner, throwback. Victoria. Girls will like you. Kara, I will remember you. Randy yes, Kara yes, Victoria Yes and Yes from Simon.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:49 PM (EST)
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66. "Bosa from Nigeria" |
Wants them to see his shining light.you look so good in love. Simon, good but boring. Victoris, she wasn't bored gets into it with Simon where he rolls his eyes. Randy take a vote. Simon no, V says yes, Kara says yes but needs more star power. Randy says takes three to get to Hollywood unless Simon breaks it, but Randy says yes so he goes to Hollywood.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 09:57 PM (EST)
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70. "Leah Lorenti" |
22 last contestant of the day (oooo....lets see if it looks like nightfall outside )Blue Skies. Randy. One of the best I heard today. Nice control and tone. Like the jazzy thing, not expecting that. Kara. You are a good singer and emotional, you really are good. Randy yes, Kara yes, Victoria Yes and four yeses to Hollywood.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 10:01 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Leah Lorenti" |
What a pity that she exposed her bare shoulders to the eyes of men and will now be tortured in eternal hellfire. She seemed like such a nice girl.
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01-12-10, 10:05 PM (EST)
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75. "Thanks, snidget" |
Looking forward to another season of great hosting. Drinks and snacks for the top 20.
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01-13-10, 02:24 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: Thanks, snidget" |
Of course I'll watch all of these shows, but I found myself fast forwarding almost as soon as most of them opened their mouths. The audition shows have definitely gotten stale through the years. I'll watch closer once Hollywood week starts. I like to see how some of them unravel!
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