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"Best Line"
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"Schmuck!" Teri - The Amazing Race ... |
IceCat |
03-09-03 |
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"Break a leg, and I mean it" |
evanakm |
03-09-03 |
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I'm the friggin Prince of Darkness~... |
survivorscott |
03-09-03 |
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"Bye Bye Denver Diva" - Clay, Thail... |
DEVILRAYS |
03-09-03 |
4 |
Rob Mariano-Survivor Marquesas |
true |
03-09-03 |
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"Oh My Heck" |
Survivorerist |
03-09-03 |
6 |
"I'm not out here to be the blonde ... |
Kokoro |
03-10-03 |
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Beauty Queen gone Bad, Marcelleus a... |
LadyT |
03-10-03 |
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"If I had a gun, I would use it on ... |
Sunny_Bunny |
03-10-03 |
9 |
"I'm not even attracted to you!" - ... |
Mister Smith |
03-10-03 |
10 |
“But at least it was in publi... |
AyaK |
03-10-03 |
11 |
"...That Sounds Almost...Erotic" - ... |
ejm92 |
03-10-03 |
12 |
"I screamed like a woman!" -- Oswal... |
AyaK |
03-10-03 |
13 |
It wasn’t diesel. It was clea... |
AyaK |
03-10-03 |
14 |
We just blew the race, dear. -- Ian... |
AyaK |
03-10-03 |
15 |
"Beam me up, Scotty." |
mikey |
03-11-03 |
20 |
"Is that Mac" - Danny TAR2 |
trigirl |
03-11-03 |
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"Would I ruin a glitter shirt" - Da... |
trigirl |
03-11-03 |
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Just pretend there's a dozen glazed... |
trigirl |
03-11-03 |
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"I need someone who can pee." |
mikey |
03-11-03 |
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Hi, you don’t know me because... |
AyaK |
03-11-03 |
21 |
Somebody at home right now is going... |
AyaK |
03-11-03 |
22 |
Here’s a guy in a girdle and ... |
AyaK |
03-11-03 |
23 |
"I'm not a miner!" (TAR 2) |
Goober |
03-14-03 |
24 |
"No, you're an idiot!" |
Goober |
03-14-03 |
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"That was a long drive, I deserve a... |
Goober |
03-14-03 |
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"How about after a nap?" |
Goober |
03-14-03 |
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I'm The General and That's That |
SteffiGurl |
03-16-03 |
28 |
"Don't mess with the shii-devil or ... |
magellanscross |
03-17-03 |
29 |
"I got beaten out by two, like, ret... |
realitybites |
03-19-03 |
30 |
"That F*cking B*tch"- Chiara (BB3) |
BaquaR13 |
03-23-03 |
31 |
"Scccaaaannnndddaaaallllloouuussss"... |
BaquaR13 |
03-23-03 |
32 |
"Hey punkerpoo" |
BaquaR13 |
03-24-03 |
33 |
"Hi." Eric - BB3 |
Chrissy gal |
03-24-03 |
34 |
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IceCat 16886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-09-03, 03:50 PM (EST)
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1. ""Schmuck!" Teri - The Amazing Race 3" |
Said to Ian during the baskets on bikes challenge.
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evanakm 250 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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03-09-03, 04:32 PM (EST)
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2. ""Break a leg, and I mean it"" |
I don't need to say where that came from.
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DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-09-03, 07:10 PM (EST)
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4. ""Bye Bye Denver Diva" - Clay, Thailand" |
Just because it was on a TC ballot.
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true 9681 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-09-03, 07:21 PM (EST)
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5. "Rob Mariano-Survivor Marquesas " |
Do I have stupid written on my forehead? (that may not be it, exactly)
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-09-03, 09:50 PM (EST)
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6. ""Oh My Heck"" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-12-03 AT 05:28 PM (EST)Neleh Dennis - Survivor: Marquesas Episode 10 Edit: Sorry, episode 10, not episode 11 (Another IceCat original )
The Top 5 FLL Castaways 1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1) 2. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1) 2. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1) 4. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1) 4. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)
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Mister Smith 4 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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03-10-03, 02:26 PM (EST)
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10. ""I'm not even attracted to you!" - Ted, Survivor 4" |
Ted... as said to Ghandia
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-03, 05:42 PM (EST)
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11. "“But at least it was in public!” -- Tommy, TI2" |
One of the all-time great cheating lines ever uttered, this is Tommy's response to Nikkole telling him that she saw footage of him with his "face in a girl's crotch"...
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-03, 09:13 PM (EST)
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13. ""I screamed like a woman!" -- Oswald, TAR2" |
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-03, 09:23 PM (EST)
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14. "It wasn’t diesel. It was clearly marked ‘gasolina.’ -- Ian, TAR3" |
followed by my next nominee...
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-03, 09:25 PM (EST)
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15. "We just blew the race, dear. -- Ian, TAR3" |
...said after Teri looks at the gas tank and learns that it DOES say "diesel."
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mikey 1110 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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03-11-03, 10:28 AM (EST)
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20. ""Beam me up, Scotty." " |
To round out the Ian trilogy.
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trigirl 2720 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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03-11-03, 09:45 AM (EST)
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17. ""Would I ruin a glitter shirt" - Danny TAR2" |
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mikey 1110 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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03-11-03, 10:25 AM (EST)
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19. ""I need someone who can pee."" |
John -- Survivor Marquesas
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-03, 05:31 PM (EST)
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21. "Hi, you don’t know me because I thought I dialed my daughter’s phone number" |
Kato Kaelin, America's premiere airhead, leaving a voice message on a total stranger's answering machine on Celebrity Boot Camp.
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-03, 06:14 PM (EST)
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22. "Somebody at home right now is going, ‘You ain’t reading nothin’ well. You’re way off! It’s Bill!’" |
Al, The Mole 2 finale (earlier confessional)
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-03, 06:15 PM (EST)
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23. "Here’s a guy in a girdle and a corset, a guy in a bunny costume, and a guy in a pink slip nose-to-nose yelling at each other arguing about whether they should’ve stopped to drink beer." |
Bill, The Mole 2 finale
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Goober 209 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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03-14-03, 09:04 PM (EST)
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25. ""No, you're an idiot!"" |
Tara responds in kind (TAR2 classic comeback line.)
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SteffiGurl 358 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-16-03, 05:28 PM (EST)
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28. "I'm The General and That's That" |
Robert DeCanio-Survivor Marquesas
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magellanscross 52 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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03-17-03, 00:41 AM (EST)
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29. ""Don't mess with the shii-devil or you're gonna get the horns" - Shii Ann Huang. Survivor Thailand" |
you go girl!
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BaquaR13 1336 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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03-23-03, 07:40 PM (EST)
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31. ""That F*cking B*tch"- Chiara (BB3)" |
The Reality Show Queens!! BaQuAr13
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Chrissy gal 1413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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03-24-03, 10:21 PM (EST)
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34. ""Hi." Eric - BB3" |
You had me at "Hi"
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