Al(with his size 14 feet) and Heather make toe-jam wine.Bribs hits the ball twice and Darwin skips his turn preventing Bill from getting an exemption.But it doesn't matter,because Darwin is executed.
Mole 2 Episode 10:Kisses For Stale
The episode starts out with confessionals.
Dorothy: (Since Al and Bill both make her skin crawl)She says she wants one of the 2 girls left to win.
Bill: (Salutes himself)He says he is tired of not being in control.He said he had always been in pretty good control but now he wasn't.
Heather: (Crosses herself)She says observation is the only thing that will get her to the end or an exemption.But it's an honor just to get nominated!
Bribs: He says he has played within his ethically and morally boundaries.He also says he is just now realizing that there are 5 players and one of them is the mole.A little late for that don't you think?
Al: He doesn't say anything.
They go to Rome and spend a day of rest there.We are shown a picture of the players throwing coins in the water.
Bill wished to feel...anything.
Al dreams of getting rich making moonshine.
Heather wishes for an exemption--No really!
Dorothy dreams of dancing with the SuperCoop.
Bribs hopes that Heather will dump her fiance for him.
Then Bill,Heather,and Dorothy get tattoos.
Bill is disappointed it isn't a real tattoo;so he would know what it is like to be human.
Heather just loves her new gnome tattoo-with piercing blue eyes...she isn't wearing her glasses.
Dorothy is psyched that she finally did something really risky.
They leave Rome and drive to Laquila.Bribs thinks it would be cool to make it to the end without getting an exemption.
They arrive at Lokalo's Daily Market in Peoxadwomo.Cooper tells them they're going to play a game worth $30,000.Heather and Dorothy volunteer to be the shoppers.They are given 200,000 Lire,which is equal to $100.They must buy 10 items within 1 hour.
They struggle at first,to take the VISA immunity challenge,but realize that it's the experience that priceless...For everything else there's a Mastercard.They decide to go for strange cheap items.They complete the task.Meanwhile Bill finds a human skull--Patrick's!
Next,Cooper tells the guys that they must sell the items that the girls bought and make a profit.So they must make at least 200,001 Lire.Well you just know this is going to be a snap; afterall--How can they possible mess up when using counterfeit "BILLs"???
Al realizes quickly that the items were strange and would be hard to sell.Harder than his pungent "Toe-Jam Wine"--I think not!
They must make a profit off the items by the time the market closes at 1:00.
They have alot of trouble selling the items at first and come to the conclusion that the girls would have sold the stuff easier.
Well I guess it's understandable, Al and Bill probably couldn't sell meadowmuffin, milk; although they could make a fortune if Bribs was on the auction block--I mean, what woman in her right mind wouldn't bid on Bribs?
Away from the game, Heather and Dorothy are making a coalition. Heather convinces Dorothy she isn't the mole, and since there's no reason to mistrust anyone in this game--Dorothy should trust Heather, at least as much as she trusts her "Caucasian,Italian" Mother!Then they discuss their strategy,which is to make the other players mess up on the quiz.Oh I do hope Heather is alot better at "strategising", then she is at winning exemptions.
Back to the game,the guys continue to struggle.They come up with a plan to sell their own stuff.Can you just imagine it folks: Al's shoes, sprinkled with a fragrent dose of Toe-Jam powder. And Bill could always sell Bribs famous "Mole Killer"--We all know that's even more reliable than "Enron"!!!
They sell 2 pairs of shoes for 50,000 Lire, equivalent to $25. Then Al decides to sell kisses for 2,000 Lire, equivalent to $1.00.Maybe they would have had way more luck if they had chosen Bribs instead--Yah think?
No one buys one and Bribs says if he was a woman Al would have to pay him to be able to kiss him. Well if I was a woman, Elavia's Bribe, wouldn't be enough--I'd need to have anathesia!
A man comes by with a Romeo and Juliet book and leaves his money. I guess he left his "Julius Caesar" one at home.Al gives it back to him, so $10,000 is added to the pot.
They make a last effort to try to sell everything for 120,000 Lire.They have no luck and lose the game.
Al and Bill conclude that the items were impossible to sell. Bill says he couldn't have sold of the items to his mother, who loves to bargain. Would that include Al's Drool--I mean kisses?
They leave and head to Santo Stefano.It is a small maze-like villiage. It's too bad "Survivor 4"'s Kathy isn't here.
Cooper tells them the rules of their next game. They're going to play a game of hide and seek. The game is worth $50,000. There will be an evader,tracker,and 3 watchers. The evader must avoid being captured by the other players.The tracker must hunt down the evader.Nine mole prints were hidden in the villiage. I wonder if they're size 14--sorry I was thinking about Al's feet again.If the evader gets 5 mole prints within 30 minutes, then they get an exemption, but the group doesn't get any money. If the tracker captures the evader, then they win $50,000. To capture the evader, the tracker must rip a green cloth off of the evader's backpack.
Heather is chosen as the evader, because she is most liked. Well that's no surprise, since her fiance likes Heather so much that he makes out with strange women to prove it. Cooper gives her a secret walky talky, so she can hear what everyone is saying.
Oh this could get interesting:
Dorothy:I'm alot smarter than the rest of you suckers!
Al:I'm the king, anyone want to buy a used car?
Bribs:How do I get Al's lips away from me?
Al is chosen as the tracker, because he is least likely to be the mole. The producers wouldn't be dumb enough to choose a mole that's unkissable!If he captures Heather within 30 minutes, then he gets an exemption.One of the watchers must spot Heather before Al can start Talking--I meant--Tracking.
Heather gets her first mole print easily. Bribs spots her when she goes for her second one.Bill tells Al to go, then Al says copy that, but he just stands there. Uh-Oh, Al wont obey Bill's orders--Bill may actually be forced to develop the pretence of emotion. After Bill continues to talk, Al says who are you talking to? You Foot-Breath!--Who do you think?
Bill yells you and tells him to go! Bill is either practicing his best operatic singing voice, or is actually feeling something.
Heather grabs her 3rd mole print in panic.Then Al captures her.
Heather(to Al): I'll do anything you want, just don't kiss me!
They win $50,000 and Heather,again doesn't get an exemption.
Cooper offers them the chance to play the game again.Heather would have another chance of winning an exemption.If the tracker captures her again then they would add another $50,000 to the pot.
They decide to do it and Bribs is chosen as the tracker.Heather grabs one mole print. Al gets upset and makes everyone switch places. Ah come on Al, Nobody wants to kiss you---Get over it, already!!!She is spotted when she grabs her second one. She grabs her 3rd and 4th mole prints hurrying as fast as she can. Then Bribs passes by her, so she hides behind a wall. She makes a run for her last mole print.Bribs runs right into her and captures her.I didn't know that Bribs had piercing blue eyes?
They win another $50,000 for a total of $110,00 in the episode.
Heather fails to get an exemption. But choking back tears, declares it an honor to even be nominated.
They go to their hotel. Dorothy and Heather share a room and discuss strategy.
Well,that was productive.
Al and Bribs share a room.Bribs(To Al):You stay away from me, you lech, or I'll use my mole killer spray on you-Even if you're not the mole! Youk!I'd rather have the mole kiss me.
Bill sleeps by himself.Would Bill even notice if he wasn't.Okay even Bill, would be repelled by Al's feet.
They eat dinner, strangely enough Blueberry cake and Toe-Jam wine, aren't on the menu!Then they take the quiz.
Then they show memories of Bribs.
Cooper asks the players if they're the mole.
Al:NO,I couldn't be holding this can if I was the mole. So he did try to put the make on Bribs, No wonder the poor guy messed up on the quiz.
Dorothy:No--her favorite word.
Bill:No,One of those three's lying,because I'm not the mole.
And you know that I'm a rear-admiral, and admirals-especially rear-admirals never lie.
Dorothy can't believe she's still there.A snake is hown,then a box of worms.
Bill says he didn't come there to eat bugs.
There is one big secret left.
The Cubs win the World Series!Cubbies Win!Cubbies Win!