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"Hey Osbournes fans...."
LAST EDITED ON 04-10-02 AT 10:52 PM (EST)


How about a poll--what is your favorite line from the show so far??

I have a hard time picking, but mine thus far is:


Mine: "Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum.........do I have a scrotum? Sharon on cooking

I absolutely love this damn show--I hate myself for it, but I love it.

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 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... true 04-10-02 1
   RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... moonbaby 04-10-02 2
       RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... Drive My Car 04-11-02 3
   RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... Ronnet 04-11-02 7
 Of course I will put in my 2 cents kiki_k 04-11-02 4
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... Tinkerbell 04-11-02 5
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... SkyRaider 04-11-02 6
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... aymelek 04-11-02 8
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... SurvivorBlows 04-11-02 9
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... munson 04-11-02 10
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... Siebured 04-14-02 11
   MTV reruns them kiki_k 04-15-02 12
       RE: MTV reruns them Vicdon 04-15-02 13
 Ozzy-free Canada? Canada Girl 04-15-02 14
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... LadyT 04-15-02 15
 Some info from TV Guide Online Bebo 04-16-02 16
 Osbournes factoids munson 04-18-02 17
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... shanana banana 12-04-02 18
   RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... anotherkim 02-15-03 21
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... ejm92 12-05-02 19
 JACK !!!! plimtuna 12-13-02 20
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... wildchickenhunter 02-19-03 22
 RE: Hey Osbournes fans.... nancydotslash 09-21-03 23

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1. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
I love this show. It's at the top of my must see list. No way could I pick out one line, there are just too many to consider. My only problem with the show is, it's often hard to understand Ozzy's mumblings. It's a reality show, sitcom, and anti-drug use PSA all in one. Hysterical!

I found this article at eonline, looks like we aren't the only ones that love the show.


"The Osbournes" Rule Cable
by Mark Armstrong
Apr 5, 2002, 4:20 PM PT

It was the water-cooler question of the week: "Did you see him fall over in the chair?"

And there he was--the pioneering, bat-beheading god of heavy metal, Ozzy Osbourne, sprawled out on the floor after accidentally tumbling from a director's chair. This, during the latest hilarious episode of MTV's smash reality hit The Osbournes.

Not since the days of Chevy Chase or perhaps even Dick Van Dyke, has an on-screen pratfall resonated so strongly with American TV viewers. And this one wasn't even scripted.

The infatuation with Ozzy, his wife-manager Sharon and their kids, Kelly and Jack, is only growing: Tuesday night's episode of The Osbournes pulled in a whopping 7.1 million viewers, the largest audience yet for a show that's become MTV's biggest success to date. Last week, it was the fourth most-watched program on cable. And since its debut, the 13-episode series has averaged 6 million viewers, even grabbing the attention of the New York Times. One British tabloid claimed President George W. Bush was a fan of the show and invited the Ozzman to the White House for dinner.

If it weren't for the fact that Osbourne was once banned from Texas for urinating on the Alamo, we'd almost believe it. Still, after just a handful of episodes--which feature the rocker fumbling with his remote control, sparring with noisy yuppie neighbors, racking his brain over dog excrement, complaining about the bubble machine at his concert ("Bubbles?! I'm the Prince of Darkness!") and harassing his daughter about a gynecologist appointment--the series is garnering the kind of critical praise usually reserved for HBO shows like The Sopranos and Six Feet Under.

Now, a soundtrack is in the works. Pink-haired 17-year-old daughter Kelly Osbourne told MTV this week that she's planning to record a cover of Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" with backing from members of rock band Incubus for a soundtrack to The Osbournes due in May.

"I didn't choose the song," she said. "My mom did and asked me to do it. I'm kind of crapping myself because I don't think I'm a very good singer."

Mother Osbourne is making the entire project a family affair: Kelly's 16-year-old brother Jack is producing the song. No word on other soundtrack details--like, for instance, whether "Jack Sabbath" will be contributing a track--but the album is reportedly due out sometime in May.


http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,9766,00.html?eol.tkr


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2. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Where have I been? When did this start? I gotta see it!

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3. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."

Oh Moonie, you are missing out. It's on Tuesdays, but since it is MTV they show it more then once during the week. KiKi has a thresd on Other Reality Shows Forum. It's like a Reality Sitcom. MTV spent 6 months living with the Osbornes and taping them.

There are way too many good lines to list one. When Ozzy was harrassing Kelly about " Just go to the Vagina Doctor" I lost it.
This show is pee your pants funny every episode.

I heard them on Stern a week or so ago, and it turns out that MTV got this Hit show for cheap. Who knew it would be so FUNNY, and attract such a big audience.


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7. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
I agree that there are just too many great lines to list them all. I love this show!!!

But, from the trouble with their neighbors episode, I delighted in hearing Sharon say:

"Pat Boone was such a lovely neighbor."

The visuals of these two families living next to each other is just too much for my imagination.



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4. "Of course I will put in my 2 cents"
I adore the show and tape every episode. I want Ozzy to be my daddy!! As many have said, there are too many good lines to pick just one, but one of the best was during the dog trainer episode. Ozzy was at the kitchen counter as he complained about the bulldog Lola and he said, nonchalantly: "I'm not picking up any more turds. I'm a rock star." Lord I love that man!!


"I'd never argue about the fact that I'm an alcoholic, drug-addicted, idiot. I'm not proud of it, but that's who I am." The Prince of F*&$ing Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne

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5. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
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I really do love the scrotum line Kim...another of my favorites is when Ozzy found out about the bubble machine. "I'm Ozzy f------ Osbourne, the Prince of f------ Darkeness!" With the incredulous look on his face! Priceless!

One of my favorite moments was when Ozzy fell with the chair. So hilarious!!

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6. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Favorite line? O, that's easy!

"Mumble, mumble, mumble, fvck, mumble, mumble, mumble, bloody fvck, mumble, mumble, mumble, fvck!"

Who knew back then that all those drugs would someday come back to haunt Ozzie? It's not a pretty sight to see an over-the-hill self-styled 'rock star' just before he goes into the Assisted Living stage of his life.

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8. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Hmm, never heard of this show. I can't afford to get addicted to another show...one is enough!! So Shhhhhhhhhh!


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9. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Moving to the proper "other reality shows" forum

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10. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
The feel good hit of the season.

Why bother with all the beeps? I keep looking out the window expecting to see a truck backing up.

Loved the family meeting to try to tame the rebellious teens. Ozzy hoists himself up to leave, Sharon motions with her hand for him to sit, Ozzy sits. Wait 5 seconds. Repeat. Repeat again. And again.

So many classic bits...Ozzy searches for a trash can with a bag, Ozzy chases the cat around the pool, Ozzy works out, Ozzy speaks...every moment of this show is a pure joy.

Except for Sharon's baby talk voice. I understand Ozzy completely now that I've heard that voice. The drugs just surpressed the desire to kill.

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11. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
I just saw the show for the first time today. I think it's the
funniest thing I have EVER seen on tv.

In today's ep, the cat got out, and the kids wouldn't help. So
OZ, with his velcro leg cast and cane, was crawling among the
shrubs looking for the "##### cat". Hysterical! I wish MTV would have thought of this years ago. We could have had OZ and
Jerry Garcia as neighbors!

I don't have a quote, due to their mumbling and my idiotic
laughter. But, if anyone out there has the first few eps on tape, and is willing to share, please let me know.

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12. "MTV reruns them"
MTV reruns all the episodes in a block on Saturday afternoons -- I have caught them before, so check this Saturday around noon and you should be able to catch all the ones you missed. You will not be sorry!!


"I'd never argue about the fact that I'm an alcoholic, drug-addicted, idiot. I'm not proud of it, but that's who I am." The Prince of F*&$ing Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne

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13. "RE: MTV reruns them"
The whole episode where Ozzy goes on about the bubbles. My husband and I quote that all the time. Friggin hysterical. The scene where he fell over backwards was a classic. F***ing bubbles! Aw come on Sharon!
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14. "Ozzy-free Canada?"
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Does anyone know if we'll be getting this show up in Canada? I'm dying to see it, it sounds hilarious!

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15. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
My fave line:

"...for God's sake, if you're gonna have sex, use a condom" Can you imagine, a father (even if he is Ozzy) saying htis to his kids? I love this show, it kicks ass

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16. "Some info from TV Guide Online"
THE TRUMPS?: There's a minidrama unfolding behind the scenes of MTV's smash reality series The Osbournes and no, we're not referring to Lola's inevitable tell-all. According to Variety, Ozzy and his dysfunctional clan are seeking a high seven-figure fee to return for a second season. That's a lot of diet soda.

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17. "Osbournes factoids"
Since I didn't know a lot about Ozzy's personal life before this show, I was surprised to hear that there is another Osbourne child, the oldest, named Aimee. Once Mom decided to invite the cameras in, Aimee got out.

Sharon retains total and complete editorial control over everything that is shown. Nothing gets on the air without her approval. The woman is a genius.

Do you think Ozzy gets the joke?

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18. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Updating this thread for season two, my favorite line already is:

Jack: Hey, the McRib is back!!

LOL


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21. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
I only just saw this episode and I laughed until I cried at that line....he was so excited about the McRib. Kelly was absolutely priceless in her comments back to him. Totally real teenagers for a moment.

The McRib is back...roflmao!


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19. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Not for sure how the Ozz-Man worded it, but it was something to the effect of "I love you all, but you're f***ing mad!!!!"...and at the end of the first season's finale, when Ozz says something about "We're the Osbournes....and I love it!"


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20. "JACK !!!!"
Ozzy is explaining how easy the TV is to use, simply turn it on, and use the remote to change channels and volume. The he can't figure out the stelite and cable etc. and he just yells for his son.

Totally fustrated Ozzy yells....

JAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!

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22. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Favorite Line Ozzie- You @##### @$@$@# ##@##. Get ##@!@# #@#!@#.
Second Favorite - Sharon, this #$@$%% #@#@% dogs @#$!*# @!$#!# again.
Very funny stuff.
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23. "RE: Hey Osbournes fans...."
Way too many wonderful lines to pick just one! But certainly loved it when Ozzy said about the bubbles, "I'm the f***ing prince of f***ing darkness!" and when he said something about "I'm not picking up any more turds, I'm a rock star!"
This is the most wonderful show on TV. It is so real. LOVE it! It is worth whatever amount they are paying them to film their life. We are so addicted.
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