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"S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
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"S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Yup, It's finally my turn... (rubs hands together)
...to step forward and take... (dramatic pause as everyone contemplates what I will take)
...the creative direction... (oh boy) *eye roll*
...of displaying my goods and wares... (and get your mind out of the gutter, kingfish.)
...with the spoiling crowd.

Granted, what I have to offer is normally way below par, spoiling-speak.
But I usually make up for it with phun and debauchery.
Welcome to the Ep 8...

To start, I will set the mood with a little darkening of the lights...

When we last left you...
Soft-porn actor, Dolphin Boy, TrojanHorses himself for the sake of a strong Savaii.
Handing his sacred idol to thE DOUBT ANGEL, then gleefully exiting to face Christine.

The Voice-from-on-high comes over the audio feed stating "If you thought Ozzy's move was big, you ain't seen nothing yet."

and with that we formally enter... the mind of a Savaii killer.


My name is Begat No Duel, Lute Gone Bad, Blade Tongue, About Legend, Nougat Bleed, Guano Belted, El Bad Tongue...
You will fear me!
I have possessed this tribe (and the host tribe too).
I will soon possess the others as well.
You will all do my bidding.
But before I show exactly my might
I will begin this conquest with...

SOME ENTERTAINMENT!
Today's festivities begin with a couple of mighty warriors. Gladiators if you will.
Enslaved Gladiators who must now fight to the end, in our arena, for our pleasure.

I present...


Christine VS Ozzy!


While not exactly equally matched in challenge prowess, Christini Mattius puts up an honorable phight.
While Ozzymeus Maximus tears her dreams and her body to shreds.

Well, with my bloodlust abated for the moment...

Time to see what your Double Agent has cooking.


Now, we merge! And feast!

yea.

Cheers!

Good Feasting, Rick!

Good Feasting, Edna!

Good Merging, Dawn!

Good Merging, Keith!

Now that they're all busy, time for me to perfect my strategy...mwahahahaha

*SpcAgtDbl-O-No spends the next day and a half being warmly accepted and jovially provided for, as all littel devils have grown accustomed to...

Albert: No, dude. You're like way up here.
Sophie: I'm good at giving massages.
Coach: Have I ever told you about the pygmy pirates I escaped from?
Brandon: You remind me of someone.

Well, my plan is working perfectly. They've told me everything I need to know.
And now, the coup-de grace Tribal Council!!!

Whitney: Wait. We haven't played for immunity yet.

You are correct... um ... what's your name again?

Whitney: Whitney.

Well, Whiney. Since Ozzy has already won the redemption island challenge and since he is ... well, you know, the apex challenge whore, the alpha competiton slut, the utmost of everything competitive and sleezy, it's only obvious that he'll win anything we can throw at him and a pair of panties. We have other targets... er things to attend to. Besides you can use his idol later.

Ozzy: So I won Immunity?! I knew it!! Yes! Redemption!

But I will always have your dignity.

Okay, moving along then. That okay with you, Whitey?

Here at tribal council, you all will be putting on brave masks and discussing things as if "you never know what's gonna happen" *wink-wink*.
Once I'm done entertaining myself with your meaningless drivel I will put an end to it and start the voting. Edna, you will lead. (crosses fingers) and I will go last.
While I will be allowing for votes to be given, I ultimately have control over you anyways so you'll just end up writing the name I want you to write.
At that, my dearest lambs is the survivor most deserving of further redemption, the Sacrifice...
The Sacrificial Lamb...

Edna: Keith. Because you say so.
Jim: I would rather see Albert go.
Dawn: Albert Sorry. I didn't get to know you. But I'm guessing, I will.
Rick: Keeth
Sophie: Keith
Albert: Keith
Keith: Albert
Whitney: Albert
Ozzy: Albert
Brandon: Kieth
Coach: Keith
Double Agent: Keith

I will commence with a bullet list of results, for those ready to spread the word.
Get out of the crosshairs.

* Burned Buff: Christine
* Returnee: Ozzy
* Immunity Winner: Ozzy
* Merge tribe color: Yellow
* Merge tribe name: Solana (?)
* Plays Idol: Whitney
* The Alternate Target: Albert
* Off to Redemption: Keith
* Vote Spread: 7 to 5

Thank you for your time and sympathy. Hope you HAD a wonderful Halloween.
Please; VOTE ~ SPOIL ~ GAME ~ DEDUCE
and keep your eyes on MAXX

Boo!

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 Color me AMAZED Flowerpower 11-01-11 1
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... KObrien_fan 11-01-11 2
 I''m not worthy! suzzee 11-01-11 3
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... dabo 11-01-11 4
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... Krautboy 11-01-11 5
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... Belle Book 11-01-11 6
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... Brownroach 11-01-11 7
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... Outfrontgirl 11-01-11 8
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... Scarlett O Hara 11-02-11 9
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... KimberA00 11-02-11 10
 RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Ag... CTgirl 11-02-11 11

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1. "Color me AMAZED"
Tribe, your creativity knows NO bounds! WOW! What a great job. It is a bar that I could never reach and I am in awe! I thought it was spectacular and I heartily enjoyed it. Not to mention how spot on it was! You are the master, and I thank you for continuing to play with us all here!

Boy, that Brandon at the end was quite a vision.....

I <3 Tribe!

Flo Po

PS. With this SOTS, I can not imagine what you will have for next week....


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2. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Brilliant! Genius! Funny! Great stuff Tribe, thanks.


I'm not sure who came first hosting games, you or Tribe, but you are both nefarious! - CTGirl

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3. "I''m not worthy!"

The Great and Powerful Tribe

This is too good!

Loved your SOTS my dear you've outdone yourself.


Redemption: 50% off if you dial in now!


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4. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
LOL! Fabulous and funny SOTS!
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5. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Tribe you are amazing!You are the master. I had to stop reading twice to compose myself!

Thanks for the wonderful break from reality today!



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6. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Funny SOTS, Tribephyl!


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7. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Thoroughly, spectacularly fantastic SOTS, tribe. Though Dominic Cooper hardly comes to mind when I (am forced to) view Cochran.
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8. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Tribaliciously phunny!
Love the sheep ... and the blood drippy Keith and every bit of this SOTS.

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9. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Awesome, as always my dear Tribe!! You show us all how it should be done. Very creative and entertaining!!!

One small suggestion, however ... if you have used "Sourced Spoilers" than you need to let people know it before they go on to read this. There are many on these boards who choose not to read any sourced spoilers.

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10. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Just wow. I'm blown away. From someone who's not nearly as talented as most here (as you can probably judge from my low post count), I count on these SOTS so much so I can look all smart and stuff when my family and I sit down to watch it. I can't tell y'all how much I appreciate the hard work and effort that goes into these.

TP, this was by far the best I've seen and you have raised the bar for others following in your footsteps. Keep up the good work and thanks for spelling it all out for me!

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11. "RE: S23 SOTS: Episode 8: "Double Agent""
Wonderful SOTS Tribe. I am wading back into the real world after 4 days of not being at home and still in a place with no internet or TV (my real home still doesn't have heat, water or electricity...) so thanks for the laughs - it was sorely needed! Although my eyes, my eyes, that picture of Brandon is downright wrong!


Outdone by Agman

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