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Estee 27887 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	04-24-08, 06:18 PM (EST)
"Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Please keep all sigpic-free discussion of the so-called Biggest Blunder In Series History (non-casting division, non-twist division, non-season theme division, non- -- this could take the whole episode to finish narrowing down) on this thread until 11 p.m. EDT, by which time the West Coast will probably have gotten to see all the hype fail yet again. Yes, Jason has proven himself to be stupid. And naive. And egotistical -- and we all know putting those three together make for -- well, they pretty much make for your perfectly average, typically normal series contestant. Admittedly, Jason's shown some limited ability to step the numbers on those three qualities up by ten percent or so, but -- is he historically dumb? Is he world record clueless? Is he Nurse John full of himself? And will all that combine to make him fail on a level that no one would believe if they read it in a fanfic, because it would just be too far outside the bounds of reality and 'reality' to take seriously? Probably not. After all, he wouldn't be Jason if he didn't fail at everything -- even this... Still -- keep your fingers crossed.
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Estee 27887 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-08, 06:21 PM (EST)

1. "Live post-episode discussion --"

-- will begin immediately following the closing credits in the Live Chat room. (Left sidebar, Other Fun, Live Chat, enable Java before entering and use AyaK's Bar & Grill.) Hopefully we'll have some interesting show-related events to discuss.
If we don't, I'm blaming Jason. And possibly Jeff.

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Estee 27887 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-08, 08:08 PM (EST)

2. "Pre-credits."

Parvati's 'You can make friends!' during the recap is nauseating. Every popular girl trying to con anyone outside her clique, ever.
Erik realizes there are people playing the game, but that's okay: he's given up, no problems. Amanda, for her part, realizes she's very probably screwed. Apparently no one here can count to five, because she's mentally giving an alliance of four the majority with eight people left. Rallying -- but she knows she's got to do something fast.

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Estee 27887 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-08, 08:23 PM (EST)

3. "Interesting quotes..."

James called it: Parvati says 'Sorry' when she means 'Ha-ha!', and she's not necessarily stupid: she's selfish. Cirie added a layer to that during the auction with her 'Stop playing, Parvati' quote. I think that one's going to come back and haunt us later.
Yes, Jason is a little too reluctant to head to ExI -- but what this does is get the wheels moving. Interesting that Jeff revealed there was a new idol in play to the entire group.
Pretty standard auction. However, it has pretty much become impossible to take Erik seriously.

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04-24-08, 08:25 PM (EST)

5. "RE: Interesting quotes..."

James called it: Parvati says 'Sorry' when she means 'Ha-ha!', and she's not necessarily stupid: she's selfish.
I will never again call James "stupid". He's got Perverti to a tee.

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04-24-08, 08:24 PM (EST)

4. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

I'm still laughing. Chocolate cake to starving survivors, 15 seconds to stuff it down.
Hilarious and sadistic.

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04-24-08, 08:26 PM (EST)

6. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

I'm disappointed they didn't show it all coming back up.

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Estee 27887 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-08, 08:31 PM (EST)

7. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

So let's review. There's a female alliance in play (although Amanda's a little worried about her membership). One member -- Natalie -- sent Jason to ExI on your basic brain freeze. She hates Jason. Jason feels he's in a tight alliance with Natalie, but Natalie despises him and doesn't want him to get the idol. Jason has gotten the idol. The clues were so easy, even a Jason could solve them! And now the women are setting up a plan where Natalie will convince Jason to throw her the Immunity challenge, and then blindside him -- with a split of the vote in play, just in case.
Jason's not in very good shape right now unless he has a brain cell fire. And what are the odds?
Natalie's face time for the entire season has quintupled in this episode alone.

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04-24-08, 08:34 PM (EST)

9. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

I'm wondering if maybe the girls plan doesnt backfire on them and sends one of them home instead. Maybe thats what the big blunder is.
Would be fun, thats for sure!
GO JAMES!!!!!!!

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04-25-08, 12:02 PM (EST)

37. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

That's what I was hoping for. If James had been able to convince Amanda, he and Eric and Amanda could have voted off Parvati. That only would have worked if Jason had played the idol, though, and would have revealed Amanda's continuing alliance with James.

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04-24-08, 08:32 PM (EST)

8. "Auction reward victories"

Cirie won a hot dog and fries.
Erik won a mystery item and traded it for nachos. (the mystery item was octopus....)
Natalie won fruit bat soup, didn't want it, James volunteered to take it instead.
Amanda won a hotly contested bid for a PB&J sammich.
Natalie then won an envelope. "Send one person to Exile Island and take their money" She chooses Jason after getting confirmation that there is a HII on Exile Island (which he later finds.....)
Natalie then uses Jasons fresh money to buy a huge chocolate cake.... with an envelope: "Choose 3 Survivors to help you eat this cake during a 60 second timespan..." Natalie gets the first slice, mostly because she didn't get anything else.... Amanda, Parv, and Cirie get to help for the time limit. Erik wanted to lick the chocolate off of the fingers, (and offered first $20, then $40 for the privelidge.....)
Thus ends the Survivor Auction.

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04-24-08, 08:34 PM (EST)

10. "Since Treemail mentions Deja Vu....."

it sounds like we got a Super Challenge!
Day 30's Erik's 22nd Birthday.......

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04-24-08, 08:35 PM (EST)

11. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

So, how obvious should this be for Amanda? She's clearly #5 in a 5 person alliance. Jason shouldn't be stupid enough not to see he is in deep (he got four votes last time), James is pretty close to dead, and Erik knows he's on the outside?
Why wouldn't they try an engineer a bounce with this opportunity?
They won't, all four are dumb. Especially Jason.

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04-24-08, 08:40 PM (EST)

14. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

LAST EDITED ON 04-24-08 AT 08:45 PM (EST)
It makes even more sense now for the three guys. All they have to do is for Jason to hand over the Idol to James, and none of the three blab. All five girls vote for James (maybe even Erik), they bounce it to Parvati/Cirie/Thing1/Thing2, and that gives them a 4-3 shot to pull over Amanda (a clear #5).
But, Jason's a moron and Erik has shown no capability to think, so it won't happen.
Of course, they may vote for Jason, which means all he has to do is play the real Idol. Which he won't. Moron.

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04-25-08, 10:53 AM (EST)

33. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

That's what I kept thinking: why don't the guys TALK to each other? It wasn't only Jason's fault; since James could see what was going on he could have approached Jason. Erik is a complete tool but Jason, James and Amanda could maybe have set something up to bounce the vote onto one of the other women.

Bleauin' ze bleus eaué, coeurtesie oeuf agmanne

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04-25-08, 11:29 AM (EST)

35. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

They might've been afraid that Jason would've run to Natalie to confront her, and then the target would've switched to James for real.........

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04-25-08, 01:27 PM (EST)

38. "RE: Survivor: Half-A.S.Sed Episode #11 East Coast Spoiler Thread"

Perhaps, but if that really was James's and/or Amanda's concern, I would like to have heard one of them voice it. I didn't sense it occurred to them to utilize Jason at all.