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"Be The... Pirate Master Vista edition"
tribephyl 11316 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-07, 04:37 AM (EST)
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"Be The... Pirate Master Vista edition" |
Before giving a final bonvoyage as we cut our viewers down to somewhere around 12, (And that's counting all 3 vinces. ) I'd like to say a few words about what has transpired. Pirate Master the show...is no more. It's been reduced to a barely viewable stream of nonsense via the crappiest web site on the entire planet, CBS.com. OOps...sorry about that CBS. I still want the possibility of working with you in the future. You as well Mark. I loved having this job. *barfs a little in mouth* I would relish the opportunity to further expand my aussie "Dee-List" status, stateside. (But I do have to hand it to NBC. The whole On the Lot turnaround is the mark of a great network. CBS could learn a lot from them. Okay... I swear I'm done talking about CBS...) As the show goes...Thusly, so be the "Be The...Pirate Master" dialouge game. What better way to usher it in (or would that be bury it?) than with the other biggest hype-full heavy and payoff light icon of the recent past...Windows Vista. So, with more color but absolutely no different results... Onto the show...apparently Christa is a superhuman hiding behind her alter-ego wearing see-thru-wen-wet clothing and saying nothing but ... well nothing really. But even a slight grunt, beckons angels to sing!!! The Jay and Kendra battle continued as did the Assmyth vs. the entire remaing cast of pirates. It looks like the triad was finally defeated. And next week? It's anybodies guess. As far as me? That's it for now. I've essentially already been paid and so it seems my work here is done. Have a good summer. By the way...Good try Christa. I almost thought you could win, in the end. And to Jay, Congrats! I always knew you could do it. What are you gonna do with all $75,000?
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-07, 10:32 AM (EST)
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Well Cameron, this has been an unfortunate turn of events! I guess youare the real pirate master. I dare say you have earned way more dubloons than the rest of us put together! You are also basically uneffected by what's happened to the show *picturing Cameron laughing all the way to the bank!*
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-26-07, 00:09 AM (EST)
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me? Buy a royal pardon? Why?!?! Does anyone really think these loyal pirates would cut their beloved former captain adrift?Perish the thought! And besides, I am a music producer. That means I am in complete sync with all that is happening around me. Hahaha...er what? WHO was voted off? Me?!?! How can that be? They all love me!!!!
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The Cake 94 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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07-27-07, 02:21 PM (EST)
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I be so happy the Freak is gone that I must break out into song! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
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Georgianna 514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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08-06-07, 04:02 PM (EST)
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To all of the contributors to this thread:I've really enjoyed it! It is the first thread that I check each time I visit the forum. Each of you have been so 'into' your roles that sometimes you were more real (and more engaging) than your counterparts on my (sigh!) television screen. And I'll hope you'll allow me two special nods of appreciation to 'Polly' and 'Mark': Bravo! So, although I certainly understand why so many of you aren't here any longer, I just wanted to let you know that I, for one, wish you were. Because, even though I'm reduced to relying on the kind offices of Vince3 and the other generous souls who summarize the online episodes for those of us with PCs that seem to be incapable of handling more than webclips, I am still following the series. And I sure miss 'the rest of the story'.
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kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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08-31-07, 07:05 PM (EST)
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Contracts? There were contracts? Yes Ben, I know you be the winner. I told the few "souls" who were left. I watched you leap around the deck like a little kid when you won. I shook my head in amazement as you kissed the chest with the "greatest key in the Universe" in it. I believe you owe me a little gold. Spread a few coins my way and I might even take the story of your win to another thread. Hey Ben, the Pirate Master! Why don't you ask Mr Burnett for a gig on Survivor. Then you could tell more people that you won a reality show. Oh wait! You wouldn't want your fellow survivors to know you won another show. They might snuff your torch. So we are back to you sharing a little gold with me. Your faithful friend, kircon
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Agman2 707 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-03-15, 01:46 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master Vista edition" |
was this show about pirates?
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