LAST EDITED ON 04-15-08 AT 04:47 AM (EST)
Eliza. Here she comes! Everybody hide!
Week 9 results
The HutCam5 went down like so...
1. Name Dropper: Ozzy(Spiritual charge: 30)
2. Loser Manna: Alexis ~ Eliza ~ Parvati(Spiritual charge: 30)
3. Grabby Pants: Jason (Spiritual charge: 40)
4. Tattle Tell: Alexis (Spiritual charge: 40)
5. Swing Vote: Ozzy (Spiritual charge: 50)
The weekly charges...
HutCam5
No perfect entries. still.
We were better off getting dirty.
Sacred Ritual:
Big Dirty Beach
The Mark of the Masked Mudstachio:
Losers ended up receiving their Mudstache in marks multiplied by their magic phinger totem.
The DitchDigger: 10
The Missionary: 5
The Foxtrot: 4
The Sanchez: 2The Donkey: x10
The Beaver: x5
The Fairy: x4
The Cat: x2
Congrats to ...Dakota for getting the biggest spiritual charge.
Fertile Patch:
Problem:
Solution:
Things really grew for Molaholic (320). Closest was byoffer with 220.
A few of you got nabbed by the bald rooster. CTgirl, DearAbby, agman, Dakota, vince, qwertypie, Wallflower, CattyChat, Vixen and whoami. Luckily it happened before the end.
The Climax:
200mm: Dakota ~ CTgirl ~ Vixen ~ 5cats ~ jbug : 40
500mm: OM ~ OTRA ~ vince ~ suzzee ~ MJ ~ D'Abby ~ Tummy ~ Wallflower : 56
1000mm: qwerty ~ byoffer ~ Tim ~ kingfish ~ DasMole ~ agman ~ Starsend ~ whoami ~ bighair ~ CattyChat: 100
This time, it paid to go big!
The LeafyEaves:
| 1 | agman | 50 |
| 2 | whoami | 100 |
| 3 | CattyChat | 50 |
| 4 | Das Mole | 50 |
| 5 | jbug | 100 |
| 6 | byoffer | 50 |
| 7 | Wallflower | 100 |
| 8 | *empty* | 50 |
| 9 | MJewel | 100 |
| 10 | *empty* | 50 |
| 11 | *empty* | 100 |
| 12 | Dakota | 50 |
| 13 | Starsend | 100 |
| 14 | suzzee | 50 |
| 15 | *empty* | 50 |
| 16 | Vixen | 100 |
| 17 | qwertypie | 50 |
| 18 | *empty* | 100 |
| 19 | vince | 50 |
| 20 | *empty* | 100 |
| 21 | 5cats | 50 |
| 22 | CTgirl | 100 |
| 23 | iatovttotx | 100 |
| 24 | Molaholic | 100 |
| 25 | *empty* | 100 |
| 26 | *empty* | 100 |
| 27 | DearAbby | 50 |
| 28 | *empty* | 100 |
| 29 | bighair | 50 |
| 30 | *empty* | 100 |
| 31 | *empty* | 50 |
| 32 | *empty* | 100 |
| 33 | kingfish | 50 |
Path to enlightenment...
WooHoo! I always knew you had it in you, OM. With a quite remarkable spiritual charge of 581 (80 of that with HutCam) you seemed to really take to the big dirty beach.
It doesn't get you the top spot though. That belongs to...
Tim! WooHoo. 470 ain't nothing to sniff at either. (Which by the way perhaps you should take another shower? I can smell the boobies.)
Congrats regardless.
And congrats to bydegradable too, for taking second most exhaulted position. Quite the gymnast. 
| Path to Enlightenment |
| Loser | Sinful Past | Spiritual Charge | Enlightened Totality |
|---|
| iatovttotx | 3930 | -470 | 3460 |
|---|
| byoffer | 3935 | -470 | 3465 |
|---|
| suzzee | 3755 | -246 | 3509 |
|---|
| jbug | 3915 | -345 | 3570 |
|---|
| CTgirl | 3976 | -348 | 3628 |
|---|
| Starsend | 4100 | -460 | 3640 |
|---|
| DearAbby | 3900 | -212 | 3688 |
|---|
| bighair | 4080 | -380 | 3700 |
|---|
| Das Mole | 4125 | -390 | 3735 |
|---|
| kingfish | 4217 | -390 | 3827 |
|---|
| MJewel | 4300 | -442 | 3858 |
|---|
| Molaholic | 4440 | -581 | 3859 |
|---|
| agman | 4090 | -190 | 3900 |
|---|
| OTRA | 3955 | -40 | 3915 |
|---|
| Dakota | 4230 | -310 | 3920 |
|---|
| vince | 4235 | -306 | 3929 |
|---|
| qwertypie | 4197 | -246 | 3951 |
|---|
| Wallflower | 4300 | -332 | 3968 |
|---|
| CattyChat | 4215 | -230 | 3985 |
|---|
| 5cats | 4310 | -236 | 4074 |
|---|
| Vixen | 4400 | -316 | 4084 |
|---|
| Ahtumbreez | 4380 | -282 | 4098 |
|---|
| whoami | 4505 | -296 | 4209 |
|---|
| JazzyJax | 4315 | 0 | 4315 |
|---|
| emydi | 4380 | -40 | 4340 |
|---|
| Tenorsaxy | 4375 | 0 | 4375 |
|---|
| adricharlie | 4415 | 0 | 4415 |
|---|
| pmspml | 4690 | 0 | 4690 |
|---|
| Survivor Maniac | 4795 | -40 | 4755 |
|---|
| Lasann | 4885 | 0 | 4885 |
|---|
| xwraith | 4910 | 0 | 4910 |
|---|
| Colonel Zoidberg | 4985 | 0 | 4985 |
|---|
| SagebrushDan | 5060 | 0 | 5060 |
|---|
~~~~~Week 10 entry~~~~~~This entry will be due by Wednesday, 7:59pm boardtime, Apr. 17th.
HutCam: Welcome to HutCam, take a moment to say some things about your lodge experience so far and then give your answers to the following 5 questions. When you're done, come check out the Sacred Ritual for some additional spiritual charges.
1. No Soup For You: Name 1 survivor who will not see any sort of reward. (Spiritual charge: 30)
2. The Scout Cloud Lee Award: Name 1 survivor who will lose the immunity challenge. (Spiritual charge: 30)
3. Tattle Tell: Name 1 survivor who will be asked the first question at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 40)
4. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last at tribal council. (Spiritual charge: 50)
5. WWJD: Which survivor does James vote for? (Spritual charge: 50)
Sacred Ritual:
We've spent months doing things only monks would enjoy... am I right?
I think it's about time to let the monks know what we're all about.
Did someone say BBQ & VBall?
Then BBQ & VBall? we shall have...
Welcome to Sans Souci Beach!
Leave your hangups & your woes behind and leave your bikinis and your shorts at the lodge, it's time to hold the first annual, Damned if the Monks care, BBQ Beach Party and Nekkid VBall Tourney.
Ooops.
Did I just slip in that little 'nekkid' in on freudian purpose?
Well... I must explain that it's not really nekkid... if ... no one ... can ... see it.
I mean... it doesn't have to be completely nekkid.
If you're still having trouble making the intial move towards full revelation, here are a few helpful items.
Sunglasses...
Sunblock....
Booze...
and Blurs...to fit all sizes of blurables
And since this is a PG-13 board, make sure to use the blurs liberally. I mean it.
In fact...
To prove how serious I am about making sure this thread is sufficiently blurred, I'm offering a 25 mark spiritual charge to every loser who posts one of the provided blurs into their entry.
So now you have no excuse to drop trou.
When you've gotten over the initial shock, join in on the VBall Tourney.
Grab a team buff and do your part to win a victory for your team in the...
For the purposes of this tourney I have split up the losers into 2 teams and 1 cheerleading squad.
I made executive picks along the way and split you all up by way of frequency with hutcams.
The Tourney is kinda dependant upon participation (and I needed an even number.)
But enough with the excuses...
I'm ready!
RU?
Did you make one of the two nekkid vball teams or are you on the cheer squad?
Find your name on one of the rosters below...
 |  | . |
 |  | Crazy Cheerleader Squad |
| Dakota *Honorary Captain* | Molaholic *Honorary Captain* | Survivor Maniac *Honorary Captain* |
| 5cats | bighair | adricharlie |
| agman | byoffer | Colonel Zoidberg |
| Ahtumbreez | CTgirl | JazzyJax |
| CattyChat | Das Mole | Lasann |
| DearAbby | iatovttotx | pmspml |
| emydi | jbug | Tenorsaxy |
| OTRA | Kermit the Vixen | xwraith |
| qwertypie | kingfish | . |
| suzzee | MJewel | . |
| vince | Starsend | . |
| whoami | Wallflower | . |
If you have been chosen to play on a team then look for the *Nekkid VBall rules* below
But first... All those that weren't chosen for a team, please gather around with me.
You losers will need to fulfill a big part of this tourney, the heart I call it, as a member of the Crazy CheerLeaders Squad.
As members of this squad it's merely your duty to cheer for the teams and then develop a crush on one of the players from one of the teams.
You will receive, as a spiritual charge, all of their weekly spiritual charges in addition to your own.
Nothing horrible will befall your crush, I'll have security get involved if it gets anywhere near the "HannaManiacZone", so don't go too far.
NOW.
For the *Nekkid VBall Rules*...
You 24 losers have been split into two teams of 12.
The Puffers VS. The Octopii!
As I'm sure you'll remember, you all filled out an LLPSQ&A.
For the purposes of this bonus, I will be working within the "does not belong" category.
(There were four choices per group, you chose the one that least belonged within each group.)
I've taken the MOST popular and the LEAST popular answers from both teams and will pit them against each other in numbered Rallys.
Your task for the VBall tourney is to guess which one of the two answers was the LEAST popular answer given of the opposing team's choices.
As in...
Octopii members will guess which of the two was the least popular answer for the Puffers
...and...
Puffer members will guess which of the two was the least popular of the Octopii answers.
The team with the most correct answers will win the rally and a 20 mark spiritual charge. The team with the most spiritual charges at the end of 6 rallies will win the game and an additional 50 mark spiritual charge.
But better than explaining, why don't I just start this whole thing off...
Rally 1:
OCTOPII: Which Puffer answer was the least popular given? Elephant or Kerosene
PUFFERS: Which Ocotopii answer was the least popular given? Elephant or Kerosene
Rally 2:
PUFFERS: Which Ocotopii answer was the least popular given? Japanese or Mustard
OCTOPII: Which Puffer answer was the least popular given? Mustard or Underwear
Rally 3:
OCTOPII: Which Puffer answer was the least popular given? Instinct or IceCream
PUFFERS: Which Ocotopii answer was the least popular given? Instinct or Paycheck
Rally 4:
PUFFERS: Which Ocotopii answer was the least popular given? Jerusalem or Leggings
OCTOPII: Which Puffer answer was the least popular given? Eggs or Jerusalem
Rally 5:
OCTOPII: Which Puffer answer was the least popular given? Halo or Kite
PUFFERS: Which Ocotopii answer was the least popular given? Kitten or Kite
Rally 6:
PUFFERS: Which Ocotopii answer was the least popular given? Beer or Moose
OCTOPII: Which Puffer answer was the least popular given? Hockey or Moose
The word of tribe:
* Good Luck Losers!
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