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"LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony"
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"LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
Also known as Justice Lodge Week 4 Results / Week 5 EntryThe Logue Results:
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Parvati (10)
2. Blur-tastic: Coach ~ Rob (20)
3. Grabby Pants: Jerri (10)
4. Swing Voter: JT (20)
5. Revolving requisition: Tom found an Idol. Yes (10) Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
Kali Hai V-Ball Tourney!
2nd Voter: James
3rd Voter: Candice
4th Voter: Colby
5th Voter: Cirie
6th Voter: Tom Toureny Results:
1st place: The Moldy Marys (130 points)
2nd Place: The Putrid Pats (120 points)
3rd Place: The Rancid Ralphs (90 points)
3rd Place: The Bloodless Bettys (90 points)
5th Place: The Stiff Shannons (70 points) First off, Congrats everyone!
Kali chose to give points all around and a special ShoutOut to the Moldy Marys...
Way to go, VVVixen, Cat Conjuress, Sagittarius, Pegasus and Trixi Whip Lash!
*Kali disappears in a puff of smoke*
In the Justice Lodge...
Those Moldy Marys sure do know their way around the V-Ball tourney and as a result four of them dominate the top spots. Leaving Phantom Blindside in one of his favorite positions, right behind them. 
And a special Capt Nepharious shout-out to the stiff shannons for having to deal with me being on their team.
The Super Roster:
| Trading Cards | SuperLoser | Subtotal | BONUS | Present | Past | Total |    |  | 40 | 130 | 170 | 143 | 313 |  |  | 30 | 130 | 160 | 135 | 295 |  |  | 20 | 130 | 150 | 129 | 279 |  |  | 30 | 130 | 160 | 116 | 276 | | |  | 40 | 90 | 130 | 144 | 274 | | |  | 60 | 120 | 180 | 85 | 265 |  |  | 0 | 90 | 90 | 169 | 259 | | |  | 10 | 130 | 140 | 116 | 256 | |  | 30 | 120 | 150 | 101 | 251 |  |  | 10 | 90 | 100 | 141 | 241 | | |  | 20 | 120 | 140 | 81 | 221 | | |  | 20 | 90 | 110 | 96 | 206 | | |  | 30 | 70 | 100 | 103 | 203 |  |  | 20 | 90 | 110 | 90 | 200 | |  | 0 | 120 | 120 | 60 | 180 | | |  | 20 | 90 | 110 | 68 | 178 | | |  | 10 | 90 | 100 | 75 | 175 | | |  | 10 | 70 | 80 | 91 | 171 | | |  | 30 | 70 | 100 | 60 | 160 | | |  | 0 | 70 | 70 | 88 | 158 | | |  | 10 | 90 | 100 | 51 | 151 | |  | 10 | 120 | 130 | 13 | 143 | | |  | 20 | 90 | 110 | 31 | 141 | | |  | 30 | 90 | 120 | 20 | 140 | | |  | 0 | 70 | 70 | 55 | 125 |
Super-Loser Logue: Week 5
Thanks to Trixi Whip Lash, CanDangler, Frigga and VVVixen, we had a Fantastic Foursome in The Blue BeBooper, Maxi-Tete, Fuschia Fusion, Queen K and Solar Flare all helping with construction of the SuperHut-Cam. Thank you very much folks! 1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points)
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points)
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points)
5. Revolving requisition: Will RussHell find an idol in episode 5? Yes or No? (20 points)
Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
Alex Delarge presents A Clockwork Teal: A Drinking Game
Notorious bad boy, Alex Delarge has opened up a bar. I hear Atomic Coco is the bartender.
The directions to get there are here.
To play this drinking game, you do not have to register, but it sure would awesome if you showed up as your superloser.
I've already assigned barstools to each of you.
Good Luck.
Oh and For those that have the Alex DeLarge trading card: Sarcastia, Phantom Blindside, Ganesha, CanDangler and Pegasus. You 5 have been given the opportunity to skip Round 1 of drinking and will start your game with Round 2. aww... I know, less drinking. But, I bet you'll be happy once you see what's involved.
As with all lodges, there are rules. Here they are...
* Deadlines for all Super-Loser Logues is 7:59 P.M. BOARDTIME the day of airing. Usually Thursdays (With a Mid-March Wednesday date and a finale Sunday in May).
* None, No One, Neither, Both, All or Some of them; are not valid answers. Where it asks to name a survivor, simply name a survivor. Where it asks for yes or no, give a yes OR a no. Any alteration will be included in the question.
* Deadlines for all Villain Bonuses are dependent upon the nature of the individual bonus.
* Points and gameplay differ with each Villain Bonus.
* This season will end 1 week early. So by the time we find out who wins, we too will be celebrating in the afterglow of superlative proportions.
* This game is just that, a game. I will not tolerate overtly antagonistic behavior from any loser. As there will be opportunities to effect other players scores it is imperative you are mindful of what comes around goes around. This is the playground, these are your playmates, get along.
* All events will be judged on new footage and participating survivors ONLY. Any survivor no longer vieing for the title will be worth 0 points. |
* I feel for you all. I've done similar challenges before and boy oh boy.
* Do not feel horrible if you do not possess the desire to drink for hours at a time. I will be there. But I hear ZIP will be here.
* Still...In search of SOTS writers. Click here to find out more. Only two weeks still available.
* This episode brought to you via an amazingly brillant, shiny, fast, compatible, overly backed-up and updated mega-computer. Complete with a 24" Moniter with touch screen capabilities. Right outta Minority Report, kinda.
* Birthmark, huh Honeys? I hate to burst the bubble but... I'm flawless. The only birthmark I have is my bellybutton. An innie.
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1. " BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-08-10 AT 09:44 AM (EST)When it's time for the The Ludovico Treatment Symphony, that means it's time for another...
BLUE MOON BONUS week! #2!
If you want to skip a bunch of idle crap, skip on down to where X marks the spot. The mystery of the ZIP. Clue: Mysterious spoor has been spotted As your designated and inebriated clue finder, I’ve been investigating the trails to the various parts of the island to see if I could find the Loser Lodge Hidden Idol (the Louie). If I can find I will have super powers like Russell! There are a number of trails leading from the Lodge to various areas of the island. Leading deep into the desert were Gila Monster prints that ended at at one of the few artesian springs. A red bandanna and a pair of sunglasses were found hanging off a barrel cactus. And, very mysteriously, all the prints were of the Gila Monster’s right rear claw, some of which pointed frontwards, and others backwards. What could this mean? First thought was a drunken one legged Gila monster that decided to take a bath and forgot to retrieve his/her bandanna and shades. Or maybe someone had loose fitting Gila-flops? Returning to camp, and after whetting my whistle (this detectivating is hot work), taking a nap, getting slip sloshing drunk again, and waking up after passing out again, I filled my canteen with Vodka and checked out the paths again. OK, I passed out again, but when I came to I found a new trail. It was a wavy line, and which led to the beach, and into the surf. Well, I thought, I’ve seen this before, this is obviously a drunk Chinese snorkler (man or woman) dragging an umbrella into the surf (in case it rains) intent on collecting periwinkles. The Oooold Periwinkle scam! Yep, not much gets past this nose. I had to admit that it was possible that this person was of Korean heritage, both peoples were known to have skill in the arcane practice of hiding footprints while not noticing the tell tale trail left by an umbrella. Apparently it has to do with their mispronunciation of the word. If you can’t pronounce it, you can’t see it. I returned to the lodge. Muddle minded. Then, once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious litre of (English) bathtub gin, I asked the raven for another cask of Amontillado. Never more quoth the raven, never more. Get your own dam pecker grog, you pecker pissant you, or get your precious Annabelle Lee to do your pecker fetching for you, I’m through being your pecker lap dog! You mess with me again and I’ll eye your pecker out. I mean, I’ll pecker your eye out. Editorial advice: stick a "Pecker" in whereever it seems to reasonable to do so. I awakened from an alcohol induced miasma of a nightmare, opened my eyes and found myself looking down my nose and at the face print I’d made in the dust. And at another trail. This one was of backward chicken tracks. Following them (backwards of course] to the plantation in the grasslands of Loser Island, I located a farm. Animals great and small peered at me with malice aforethought. In an open pen I found some curious little raisin like pellets and wispy chicken feathers and floaty downy lint. They looked like M&Ms and tasted funny, kinda gooey and grainy. It occurred to me that the Loser Lodge bar could use a new bar snack so I filled a few burlap bags with them. Curious oblong white orbs rested in straw depressions on shelves installed along the walls of a weird building with a tiny door. What could they be? I scrambled and ducked out thru the little door when a rooster started pecker-ing at me. That just wasn’t nice at all. The backward chicken tracks led me right up to this tiny door. I was puzzled for a minute, but like a bolt of white lightening I had it. Someone was trying to confuse me, to obfuscate the situation as it were, and to be obstreperous. Well, stuff like that might work with a rookie, but I’ve been at this a while, and I’m not so easily fooled. Well, the obstreperous part is still kind of confusing (what the hell is a baby doctor doing on Loser Island?) but I can still figure this out. Someone obviously put on chicken boots and walked backwards from the lodge to this farm in the hope that I would track them back and be eaten by gooses and cows. A variation on the Oooold Chicken and Mule ploy. Very cute! The building with the little door was obviously a combined ammunition storage building (and just as obviously those white things were to be thrown at intruders) and maniacal pecker-ing rooster run torture shack (those straw depressions! Shudder! The imagination reels). And all this located on an innocent looking farm? Diabolical! So I ran! I ran fast I tell you, as fast as I could back to the lodge before any nepharious evil doer could do their evil on me. I think I must have barely escaped with my life. As it was, the sprint almost killed me anyway. I made it back to the lodge and gave the bartender the bags of bar snacks. I wasn’t sure if I liked them at first, but they do kind of grow on you (munch munch). Good thing there was a lot if iced-down beer to bring me back to life. But once again I had a few too many and woke up staring at the furrow in the dirt I apparently made with my nose when I passed out. And found my focus on a poop pit three inches from the end of my nose. (Whew, ripe!). And some dirty fig leaves. As I got to my feet I noticed other poop pits, leading in a more or less straight line into the mountains on the north end of the island. Yuck. Just my dang luck to get a bunch of poop as a clue. And the fig leaves. Obviously the pooper was not acquainted with Cottonelle, the two ply aloe scented rolls of pooper shooter pleasure. This was a wild person indeed. And an amazingly productive person, these poop pits were no farther than one or two hundred feet apart. Whoever this was, they had the problem of the ancient Aztecs, Montezuma’s favorite revenge. Disgusting as it was I collected the evidence in plastic bags for forensic analysis back at lab (Hey! Someday we will have a lab, and when we do It’ll be handy to have some evidence to analyze). Warning: the above was for entertainment only, and has no utility in the BLUE MOON BONUS. Do not be misled by backward chicken tracks, or poops pits, or any of that weird stuff. I just kinda got on a riff and decided to curse the reader with it. Removal of the curse will be at the discretion of the author, and will require a signed waiver of responsibility. A million dollars will go a long way toward curse removal too. This is the spot marked X. This is the spot marked by a lot of blue Xs
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(No significance, I just had a giddy moment.)
Anyway.........
Continuation of the BLUE MOON BONUS begins now: Old BLUE MOON BONUS News:First week – everyone solved the gimme, so everyone gets 20 points. YEA! (Not officially awarded until the season ending Gala Award Ceremony, but everyone will at least get that much). New BLUE MOON BONUS News, Second Week: There might have actually been at least one correct guess as to where the Loser Lodge Hidden Idol (the Louie) is hidden. I’m just busting to tell you more, but since that would give away the answer, and since I am very anal in that respect, I shall withhold further comment. Zipping lips closed. There definitely was at least one Grabby pants answer that matched the answer hidden in the mayonnaise jar, and I am just so proud of him/her/them that I could plotz. They know who they are because the received the hidden tree mail clue and some extra points. And some Cyber Noogies. The Back Story:
Read Post #21 way back here:
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID102/1090.shtml#21
There just might be a pop quiz.
Repeating the rules:
1. Every BLUE MOON BONUS week – most entertaining guesses but inaccurate will get 13 points, multiple awards are possible. There maybe six or seven (more or less) BLUE MOON BONUS weeks.
2. End of season – Louie’s location is revealed and everyone who correctly guessed it (or in ZIP’s judgment gets close enough) gets 57 points. 3. 31 points may be awarded to whoever makes the best fake out guess, and actually seems to fool other posters. If there are no obvious fake outs, these points won’t be awarded. 4. On BLUE MOON BONUS weeks, Open Tree Mail clues will be posted for everyone to see, and Secret Tree Mail Clues will be PM’d to losers lucky enough to accidentally trigger it. 10 points awarded to the lucky losers that happen on these clues, along with the clues. 5. Louie’s location will be in one of the places listed in BLUE MOON BONUS Posts (Below). 6. There are no pop quizzes in baseball BLUE MOON BONUS. Probably six or seven tree mail BLUE MOON BONUS weeks (more or less) will arise. And just to confuse things further, some weeks may (ZIP hasn’t made his mind up on this yet) have two “BLUE MOON” events. Random means there is no rhyme or reason as to what you have to do to get a secret clue, just keep participating every week and watch your PM flag. At some point everyone that participates in the weekly Lodge activities will likely get a tree mail or two, even if luck completely deserts them and they never really earn it, they just won't get the 10 point bonus. ZIP is just crazy like that. He’s a nut! However, you should watch your fellow loser’s posts, if someone makes a mysteriously smart seeming guess, they might know something you don’t. Or they maybe bluffing, trying to juke you out. There is incentive for them to do so. Editor added observation: Me thinks Oobie protesteth too much. And I am also verily proudeth of herth. The first open and the first secret treemails were free, courtesy of the mania and hubris of ZIP. He’s a maniac.
If you get the secret clue and want to make a guess, post it and whatever reasoning you wish to include. If you want to guess without a clue, have at it! Again, one guess per BLUE MOON BONUS week, except for weeks when two BLUE MOON BONUS posts are made. Then two guesses are allowed in the week. No acknowledgement of guess accuracy will be made until final award ceremony when all correct guesses and the associated point awards will be revealed. The announcement of successful winner(s) and the awards will be made at the end of season wrap party, aka the LL12 Gala award show. On BLUE MOON BONUS weeks, whoever is the funniest, sauciest, loudest, or just uniquely-est you will earn a 13 point bonus for that week. Ties are possible. If I think of any cool new rules I'll post them on “BLUE MOON” weeks. Here is this BLUE MOON BONUS Tree Mail Clue #2. Louie’s ’s not in a jar, nor hid in a hat,
Nor in pouches of wood, nor a’hang with a bat,
He has Jbug fooled, and MarthaJewel as well,
So you should deduce, he’s not in a shell. Tricky Trixi tries strongly to tempt you so wrongly,
Tho she is witty and comely and amusingly songly
But Tummy’s plan of elimination is sound,
Where her logic may lead little Louie may be found. (Hey if Bill Shakespeare can invent words, I can invent songly!) Here is the list of possible hiding places;
The Loser lodge Hooka With Booze in the Blender Under the Karoke machine Working the Teleprompter Behind the Stage Lights On the Groin level Dias Shelf On top of one of the Volleyball poles Sniffing he Unclaimed Lingerie drawer Wonking out in the Wooden Kangaroo pouch Wasting away in the Wooden Opossum Pouch Sucking a kangaroo Teat in a Real Kangaroo Pouch Fighting 30 Opossum kids for a Teat in a Real Opossum Pouch Under the Coach couch cushions with the Loser Lodge TV remote. Chilling out in the Beer cooler Disguised as Beer keg tap handle Under the deck peeking up at Loser Lodge lads and Ladies (yes, Louie may be “Bi”) In the proverbial Closet In the literal closet In the Lost and Found Drawer Jazzing in the Jacuzzi (which is really kinda gross) Hanging out in the Bat cave Whining away in the Wine cellar Was put on exhibit at the CC of PIS of the BCp Land Crab Museum ($10 for adult tickets, $50 for each kid or give them this card and tell them King Crabbe sent you.
Crabs everywhere unite!! One claw for all!!
Keeping to himself in a Hermit Crab Shell Sat down for a second and got trapped in a Giant clam shell Working the camera in Hut Cam. Latrine Poop pit. Nuff said! Down a Trapdoor Spider hole Disguised in a Lobster costume In an Empty Coconut husk Hearts afire on a Tiki torch Under the weather, Under the bar Hidden in the stack of Agman’s porn mags Bored in the Old civil war cannon On Top of Flag Pole On Top of Old Smokey In Abe’s Stove pipe hat In Heath’s Joker Makeup Jar. Behind Robin’s mask Behind the Ronny Reagan Mask In Robin’s Bat-Underwear Behind Batman’s Pec Plate Practicing foot fetishism in the Unclaimed Spike heels drawer In The Cougar Lair Whip Drawer. In the Bungalow boy’s Speedo Drawer. The answer has been sealed up in a mayonnaise jar and is under lock and key, guarded by two guard Chihuahuas, two guard wiener dogs, and a mean assed goldfish. The Goldfish has been trained to lead any sushi eating Moles that happens to wander onto the scene up the golden garden path and down the golden Mole hole. Have fun! And enjoy the new bar snacks. They taste kinda like chicken.
Nepharious!
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03-08-10, 08:01 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
Knock some blue X's off of that line......
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03-08-10, 02:44 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-08-10 AT 02:59 PM (EST)Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a love of my own,
Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for,
Someone I could care for..... I'm over in Coco's bar and I have a brilliant idea. Well not brilliant, maybe average now that I think of it. Where was I going with this? Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining
Shine on the one that's gone and prove untrue
Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining
Shine on the one that's gone and left me blue. Blue Moon--->Blue moon of Kentucky--->Blue Ridge Mountains--->Smokey Mountains---> That's why I'm sure it's THIS: On top of old smokey all covered with cheese I ate my first meatball then started to sneeze.
Have pole, will dance
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28. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
In life there are those decisions
Which direction did the pecker take
It's only later that you realize
All those simple mistakes you make
I don't like being alone
Don't wanna be by myself
But since Louie's gone that's all I can think oF
I can't think of nothing elseOh, I said I'm sorry, soon I give it up
You know I'm sorry, soon I give it up
You know I'm sorry, soon I give it up
Cos his peckers on fire
The Tiki's on fire Woh can you take me there
Oh, come back and take me there
Cos I need you little pecker
My hearts in the cellar Yes there is no denying
Our lair is not untrue
I know you've masked your cannon and prompter
But deep down there's only Louie
I need you here by my side
Together we can turn the tide
But first you have to believe little pecker
there's lots of beer in the cooler Woh, I said I'm sorry and I give it up (give it up)
You know I'm sorry, soon I give it up (give it up)
You know I'm sorry, soon I give it up (give it up)
Cos his peckers on fire
the Tiki's on fire Woh can you take me there
Oh, come back and take me there
Cos I need you little pecker
My hearts under the weather (give it up, give it up, give it up...) With it we take our chances
What will be will be
But I don't care what the people may think
Just want those speedos here with me
Don't like being alone
Don't wanna be by myself
And since Louie's gone, well that's all I can think of
I can't think of nothing else Woh, I said I'm sorry and I give it up (give it up)
You know I'm sorry soon I give it up (give it up)
You know I'm sorry soon I give it up
Cos his peckers on fire
The tiki's on fire Woh can you take me there
Oh, come back and take me there
Cos I need you little pecker
On top of old smokey
with a little karaoke Peckers on fire
Peckers on fire
Peckers on fire
His peckers on fire
Peckers on fire, tikis on fire... Hearts Afire on the Tiki Torch is my guess this week.
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35. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
Wow -- I get myself a shout-out and it turns into more of a boot to the head...Guess I'm being set-up for something (is that Cirie standing behind you?) The mayo jar under my porch has transmorgified into something Disguised as Beer keg tap handle but I have no idea what that means. Bis später, meine kleinen Freunde. Tribephyl has done it again.
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39. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-10-10 AT 01:53 AM (EST)After a night of binge drinking followed by a non-stop day, this is probably a mistake. We all know that “evaluation and deduction” aren’t my strong suits even when I’m bed-rested and hangover-free. But …
The Case for Louie Louie and the Karaoke Machine
Chapter OneFirst of all, they weren’t shot down in Blue Moon Clue #2. So there’s that.
And then there is our (tuneful) introduction to Zip and Louie: Background music, violins, slow and sweet, like a cool offshore breeze wafting in, stirring the palm leaves. An ironic oboe line begins to dance thru with a subdued yet slightly sarcastic melody… Notice here that – defying gravity – notes and lyrics dance in the air. In a word, they waft, dear hearts.
Later, the music takes on a darker tone, a slow menacing bassoon begins to track in the background. Still later, a crazy piccolo begins to dance the melody. And then, a gun shot rings out! A bent piccolo arcs thru the air, there is heard an agonizing groan, and the music abruptly ends.
Actually it’s just a Champaign cork that conked the piccolo player in the head, but the band, never known for bravery, runs screaming into the jungle, and we lose our mood music. Another thing to notice: the instruments only serve as a backdrop for the lament of the storm-tossed, washed-up (but not defeated) Zip and his angst-bearer, Louie. A sad song, I propose, not unlike that sung of the storm-tossed and washed-up Sailor and his barkeep-confessor, Louie, by another band known more for its agonized groans and screaming than for its bravery.
One other thing to notice before I close Chapter One (I’ll get to the crazy – bent – piccolo and the gunshot in Chapter Two): Both sagas (and their accompanying tunes) might have remained forever-marooned on the backside of ambition and just-shy of infamy had it not been for a dollop of fate and marketing geniuses with truly nepharious plans.
Can an oboe line be autobiographical …
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03-10-10, 01:42 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-11-10 AT 11:06 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 03-10-10 AT 03:22 PM (EST)
*preens My alter ego was mentioned in a Blue Moon clue. Just for that a round of Blue Moon on me!
First clue
” Louie could be hiding just about anywhere,
He can defy all laws including gravity.
But be reassured that he will not be found,
Inside anyone’s body cavity.
(However much he pleads for it).”
Second clue:
Louie’s ’s not in a jar, nor hid in a hat,
Nor in pouches of wood, nor a’hang with a bat,
He has Jbug fooled, and MarthaJewel as well,
So you should deduce, he’s not in a shell. Tricky Trixi tries strongly to tempt you so wrongly,
Tho she is witty and comely and amusingly songly
But Tummy’s plan of elimination is sound,
Where her logic may lead little Louie may be found. With Booze in the Blender, - will end up in a body cavity
Under the Karoke machine
Working the Teleprompter
Behind the Stage Lights
On the Groin level Dias Shelf
On top of one of the Volleyball poles
Sniffing he Unclaimed Lingerie drawer
Wonking out in the Wooden Kangaroo pouch
Wasting away in the Wooden Opossum Pouch
Sucking a kangaroo Teat in a Real Kangaroo Pouch- again the body cavaty
Fighting 30 Opossum kids for a Teat in a Real Opossum Pouch- and again
Under the Coach couch cushions with the Loser Lodge TV remote.
Chilling out in the Beer cooler
Disguised as Beer keg tap handle
Under the deck peeking up at Loser Lodge lads and Ladies (yes, Louie may be “Bi”)
In the proverbial Closet
In the literal closet
In the Lost and Found Drawer
Jazzing in the Jacuzzi (which is really kinda gross)
Hanging out in the Bat cave
Whining away in the Wine cellar - this one is iffy as there could be a bat down there
Was put on exhibit at the CC of PIS of the BCp Land Crab Museum ($10 for adult tickets, $50 for each kid or tell them King Crabbe sent you)
Keeping to himself in a Hermit Crab Shells
Sat down for a second and got trapped in a Giant clam shell
Working the camera in Hut Cam.
Latrine Poop pit. Nuff said!
Down a Trapdoor Spider hole
Disguised in a Lobster costume
In an Empty Coconut husk
Hearts afire on a Tiki torch
Under the weather, Under the bar
Hidden in the stack of Agman’s porn mags
Bored in the Old civil war cannon
On Top of Flag Pole
On Top of Old Smokey
In Abe’s Stove pipe hat
In Heath’s Joker Makeup Jar.
Behind Robin’s mask
Behind the Ronny Reagan Mask
In Robin’s Bat-Underwear - again iffy as the Grouper didn't say it wasn't animated bats Louie wasn't hanging out with
Behind Batman’s Pec Plate
Practicing foot fetishism in the Unclaimed Spike heels drawer
In The Cougar Lair Whip Drawer.
In the Bungalow boy’s Speedo Drawer.
And dammit - I thought you gave us two freebies but jbug and mjewel both guessed one that you told us to eliminate! You devious, evil fish you! Now, may I have a glass of that Amontillado because like you said that detectivating is thirsty business! Again - So until futher notice "behind Ronny Reagan's mask
avenged by Blindside
*kisses Blindside for finding The Bunnies!
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03-10-10, 08:30 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
I got the wooden 'Possum and Kangaroo pouch. Did I miss one - hmmmm.
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03-10-10, 05:36 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: BLUE MOON BONUS #2!" |
I am going to guess: (and might I say ewwwwww )Practicing foot fetishism in the Unclaimed Spike heels drawer. Better not be that pink spike heel I lost during that (shhhhhhh) ummmmmm hot tub event <grin>.
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03-07-10, 02:10 PM (EST)
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4. "A Loser Lodge Poll" |
Speaking of nefarious...Tell me fellow Lodge Superheroes and Supervillains, which do you think is more nefarious/evil/time-consuming... a) Alex Delarge presents A Clockwork Teal: A Drinking Game
or
b) Reading Guppy's post? Vote by responding to this post and I will tally the votes.
Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.
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03-08-10, 03:27 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: A Loser Lodge Poll" |
Clockwork Teal, and you can't get distracted or confused, or else you may have to start over again....
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03-08-10, 08:34 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: A Loser Lodge Poll" |
Reading Guppy's post, and you can't get distracted or confused, or else you may have to start over again....
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03-08-10, 03:31 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: A Loser Lodge Poll" |
Time wise Guppy's post, I've been reading it over the last week because it's easier that way.OTOH, Sir Nepharious makes me insane.
Have pole, will dance
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03-08-10, 09:19 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
What the?? I need a drink and some free time, hey I'll do Alex's game at work, what better place to get plastered. 1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Danielle
3. Grabby Pants: Russell
4. Swing Voter: Candace
5. Revolving requisition: No
Have pole, will dance
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03-08-10, 09:50 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
Super-Loser Logue: Week 5
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda 3. Grabby Pants: Danielle 4. Swing Voter: Rupert 5. Revolving requisition: Yes
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03-08-10, 11:38 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
Hey Stiff Shannons!! Are all of us too old and stiff to win the game? well?????1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points)
TOM 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)
COURTNEY 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points)
CANDICE 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points)
RUSSHELL 5. Revolving requisition: Will RussHell find an idol in episode 5? Yes or No? (20 points)
YES Off to get a drink - maybe it'll be served in a great big boot
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03-08-10, 02:48 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
*confusion sets in*Have I played this week? All those drinks are making my head blur... 1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Danielle
3. Grabby Pants: Coach
4. Swing Voter: JT
5. Revolving requisition: Yes Hey, I just noticed that I could have had a pass at round 1 of the drinking game. Luckily I missed that, and did round 1 twice instead. *barf*
Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.
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03-08-10, 07:15 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
Got to get this done so I can go get a drink......Okay heeeeeeeeeeere we go1. Colby
2. courney
3. Coach
4. Russhell
5. YES...no doubt about it!
They NEVER see me coming 
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03-11-10, 11:09 AM (EST)
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63. "RE: Post 100" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-11-10 AT 11:09 AM (EST)>& since you look about 15,
>you know they'd check it
Silly wafe, I Am 15!!!!!!!!!
mentally that is
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03-10-10, 05:40 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
Super-Loser Logue: Week 5
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: Parvati
4. Swing Voter: Amanda
5. Revolving requisition: Yes
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03-10-10, 06:11 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Cirie
2. Blur-tastic: Danielle
3. Grabby Pants: Sandra
4. Swing Voter: Colby
5. Revolving requisition: Yes
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03-10-10, 08:05 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-10-10 AT 08:18 PM (EST)1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points) Coach 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) Jerri 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Amanda
5. Revolving requisition: Will RussHell find an idol in episode 5? Yes or No? (20 points) Yes My compliments to Tribe on an amazing drinking game. Salud! Unfortunately I think you have to be sober to play. Oops. Tyr again tomorrow.
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03-11-10, 09:25 AM (EST)
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60. "Dear Mr Tribe...." |
Would you believe it? I got to the bar, found my reserved bar stool and just as I ordered my first drink, I was handed a copy of my Hero contract. you know how we all just sign those things without ever really reading all the fine print? well, I should'a read the fine print On page 69, it clearly states that Bug Heroes must refrain from partaking of any alcoholic beverages in any public places. WTH? I can drink in the privacy of my own cocoon lair, but.....
Can you believe it? Anyone else find this stoopidity in your contract? I really need a new manager before contract renewal time next season. So, Mr Tribe. I am very sorry that I could not participate. However, if it will help, I'll volunteer to stay & help clean up in the bar after everyone else is gone. ..... besides, who will be able to tell if I suck up a bit of leftovers while I'm cleaning?
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03-11-10, 11:34 AM (EST)
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64. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points) Tom
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) Jerri
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Amanda
5. Revolving requisition: Will RussHell find an idol in episode 5? Yes or No? (20 points) It is about darn time, but YES he finally does find that HII.
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03-11-10, 12:57 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
*saunters casually towards new Super-Hut Cam hut so as not to arouse suspicion* *pulls Sig Sauer, checks inside to be sure there are no villains.....enters slowly* 1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: Sandra
4. Swing Voter: James
5. Revolving requisition: Yes
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03-11-10, 07:57 PM (EST)
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79. "RE: LL12: The Ludovico Treatment Symphony" |
Super-Loser Logue: Week 51. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (20 points) Tom
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (20 points) Jerri
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) J.T.
5. Revolving requisition: Will RussHell find an idol in episode 5? Yes or No? (20 points) Yes
Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
Alex Delarge presents A Clockwork Teal: A Drinking Game
*struts in and claims a barstool*
Where did everybody go?? Did I miss Happy Hour?
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