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"Things that Jeff Kent should buy for you"
PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-17-12, 10:17 PM (EST)
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"Things that Jeff Kent should buy for you" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-17-12 AT 11:10 PM (EST)Let me start by saying that I'd like to have my mortgage paid off. I'd also like a cottage on an island. That's all. Oh, and a weekly trip to Weber's to grab a burger. Oh, and thanks for bringing David Cone in a trade to the Jays, which allowed them to win the World Series that year. Your turn to ask for something from Jeff Kent. ETA: Alternatively, suggest things that Jeff Kent should buy for each of the other players still in the game. A clue for Abi-Mania. A personal trainer to whip Katie into shape. A full-time medic for Skupin. A name tag for Carter.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-18-12, 09:15 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Things that Jeff Kent should buy for you" |
Forget about fresh gifts: I just want him to clear his debts. I know for a fact that he owes me and the rest of New York City about two hundred and sixty home runs.
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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-18-12, 11:32 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Things that Jeff Kent should buy for you" |
I like the mortgage thing so I'll go with that for a start. And a motortrike all chromed out. And a freezer full of beef.
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Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-18-12, 05:28 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Things that Jeff Kent should buy for you" |
Dear Jeff,Could you please send Mike Skupin some band-aids? Looks like he could use them. Please buy Denise a "Get Out of Tribal Council Free" card. She's been there every single time and could use a break once. And for me, I don't care what color gun. Pink is one of my favorite colors, but I'm not picky. And could you be buy an Anti-Stupidinator for the SB forums? Could sure help sometimes, especially during Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons. Thanks oodles, Bebo
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byoffer 15808 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-19-12, 04:18 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Things that Jeff Kent should buy for you" |
Doesn't that ball have an asterisk on it?
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SOAR64 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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10-19-12, 03:07 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Things that Jeff Kent should buy for you" |
Jeff, would you please buy me the Oil covered "Slip and Slide" that Amanda Kimmel slid on during the reward challenge a while back. Oh..What the hell, just buy me Amanda Kimmel. Yes she is my favorite survivor of all ltime.
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