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"How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way."
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-12, 06:28 AM (EST)
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"How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way."
Remember: we have to punish her even when she does something right, because that's the only way to keep her alert and obeying all our instructions -- the constant unrelenting fear of pain.

...look, I'm just following her own published advice. I'd think she'd be grateful.

Cobra, mongoose.

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 RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way. Snidget 09-20-12 1
 RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way. suzzee 09-20-12 2
 RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way. Colonel Zoidberg 09-21-12 3
   RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way. kingfish 09-21-12 4
 RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way. michel 09-22-12 5

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-12, 08:43 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way."
*checks Survivor Sin list*

*gets Sriracha*

I'll handle the lying.

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2. "RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way."
But she lost ALL her money in the great recession back in '88.



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3. "RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way."
Punish her for getting divorced somehow. Because God hates divorce even in abusive homes.

Also, make her keep that creepy monkey with the big eyes in her house and force her to feed it, care for it, and clean up its poop.

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4. "RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way."
She should have to be on BB with Boogie, Dan and Willie. Better yet, she should be forced to watch the latest season in one sitting. With no drugs or alcohol.

BTW, that monkey is one of my spy agents on the island, specially hired to record and report on the after dark goings on. So don't be mistreating that monkey.


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09-22-12, 07:37 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: How To Abuse Lisa The RTVW Way."
She should be forced to stay on the island until she makes fire...without flint.

We'd have something new at the reunion, Jeff turning to a TV and talking to Lisa still in the Philippines' jungle. She's a celebrity: Don't get her out of her there.

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