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""Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
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09-07-12, 02:18 AM (EST)
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""Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd " |
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen... and those of you who are still undecided. We bring you another season of BTS - Beat Be The Survivor. Some of you may be mourning the loss of Colton, the Ragin' Racist, but fear not; we have a selection of mentally feeble and socially awkward Survivors for your mocking and bashing pleasure. Did I mention that we also have D-List Celebrities as well?As always, I am pleased to announce that kingfish and suzzee are on high alert. (Some are higher than others...) And I've asked the one and only tribe to design siggies that will delight and amaze you. The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or Hidden Immunity Idol; hell, we’re into cosplay, transmogrification and irony worship here, so almost anything goes). Please suggest your own concise but poignant tagline. To help things run smoothly in this Sign Up thresd, please put the requested Character name in the Subject line and snark from there in the body of the message. Also, being a part of this BTS is like winning the lotto, getting super powers or being one of the hundreds of people who have been allowed to take a walking tour of Kim Kardashian's tan lines, but we do have a lot of characters to play with so please get the word out to those may otherwise be intimidated by the level of wit and snarkitude that we display on a regular basis. And for those of you who are reading and chuckling right now... if you can lurk, you can play! Here’s the cast:
Kalabaw Tribe - Water Buffalo Jonathan Penner - Writer, Producer, Actor - Former Knee Evacuee Sarah Dawson - Insurance Sales, Alicia Wannabe Katie Hanson - Former Miss Delaware, Another suit filler... uhhm seat filler? Jeff Kent - Former Baseball MVP, May not get to 2nd base on Survivor Dana Lambert - Cosmetologist, Tattoo canvas Carter Williams - Track Coach (Coach?) - Will fetch a stick if you whistle. Tandang Tribe - Rooster
Michael Skulpin- Former Crispy Critter- Self-Employed, Father of 7 Abi-Maria Gomes - Business Student, Saving up for implants Roberta “R.C.” Saint-Armour - Investment Banker, Thinks she's on a Bank Team-Building Retreat Artis Silvester - Computer Engineer, Gets HBO on his earrings/DIRECT TV dish Lisa Whelchel - Former Blair Pete Yurkowski - Engineering Graduate and Secret MAW Matsing Tribe - Monkey Russell Swan - Attorney, Dehydration for the Defense Malcolm Freberg - Bartender (Mixologist looking for a Happy Hour) Zane Knight- Tire Repair (clone of Russell/Brandon) Angie Layton - Student, Will not drown in water challenges Roxanne “Roxy” Morris - Seminary Student, Will lie and cheat while quoting Scripture Denise Stapley- Sex Therapist (Director of Irony) Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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suzzee 4429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-07-12, 11:23 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-07-12 AT 11:26 AM (EST)I have to grab Lisa/Blair for sure. Tag line "Kiss my Tootie" I have more people in my head than Sybil.... Let the bash begin! Thanks for hosting Rolly 
Agman made me someone else Let me hook you up Who's idea was this anyway? Picking great alliances since Episode 1! Hey! Who moved the island?
I have a hospital shack somewhere around here. I'll go bridal on your a$$  I’m in between tribes, sorry…
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suzzee 4429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-07-12, 11:45 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd " |
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen... and those of you who are still undecided.
I vote independent, we have better conventions.
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Estee 52526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-07-12, 03:18 PM (EST)
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3. "Alternate Lisa tags." |
Abusing Children For The Lord Since 2008Random Punishments Equal Total Obedience PTC In The House! -- Now Burn It Down A Palm Nail A Day Keeps A Foul Mouth Away Beatings Are A Fact Of Life
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suzzee 4429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-07-12, 04:11 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Alternate Lisa tags." |
Awesome, those are going to make lovely under the siggie lines. Your royalty checks will be mailed to you from a Nigerian bank account.
Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008
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09-07-12, 04:57 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd " |
I'll play. If Skupin is available, I would play him. What about a tag-line of Back for Smore?
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suzzee 4429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-08-12, 07:35 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Michael" |
That is a riot. Love the campfire reference. Pure genius. Bwahaha
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09-09-12, 05:49 PM (EST)
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12. "Raunchy Poop Scoopers" |
I'm back, and will be the A number one super accurate spoiler again. However I was so accurate last year that maybe we should move this from Bashers to Spoilers? What? It's OK; it'll be alright right where it is? OK. As long as everyone is game. Lurkers, beware! The Raunchy Girl Island Spies (Scoopers of the latest Poop) will return with their chopped Vespa Hogs and will be roaming the Philippine jungle. They will use their feminine wiles on the production crews and native wildlife as required to get the inside dope. And, yes, to get dope inside them, they are cutely incorrigible. They will do raunchy girl tricks, perform raunchy girl shows, sell raunchy girl tee shirts and crotch-less panties (this gig ain’t cheap, folks, especially with my refreshment bill), teach a few classes in Vespa Maintenance, torture any Exec. Prod. personnel thay can capture, and pick a few video tapes and emails from bewildered, bemused, and quite frankly, star struck, crew pockets.
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jbug 16233 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-11-12, 10:58 AM (EST)
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18. "Katie Hanson" |
Former Miss Delaware, Another suit filler... uhhm seat filler?This should be fun. I've never filled out a suit like this before. studying criminal justice & wants to be a state trooper? tag line? Pull over honey. Two men are driving through Deleware when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with her nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers, "You're in Deleware honey. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. She gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that Son-of-a-B*tch would've tried that sh*t with me!" Yep; expect lots of cop jokes this season. 
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jbug 16233 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-11-12, 08:12 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Katie" |
Thanks Tribey. glad you put the comma & capital H there.punctuation & capital letters are sooooo important! "You should help your Uncle Jack off his horse." "You should help your uncle jack off his horse."
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jbug 16233 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-16-12, 07:22 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd " |
you could pop in now and then as the sand on the beach; who else here has more experience with sand?y
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09-16-12, 10:09 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd " |
Not gonna play? grab a character, you get a free Siggie and can unleash your inner rebel. Or snarkster. Or whatever, there really aren't any rules. Or winners, or losers.
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suzzee 4429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-19-12, 02:21 PM (EST)
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29. "Hey Scupin" |
I found your passport picture.

>and away we go<
 Beatings Are A Fact Of Life
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09-19-12, 11:51 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-12 AT 04:02 PM (EST)I feel a break in tradition coming -- I would like to put in for Jeff Kent with the tag line "I've homered. Deal with it." Thanks!
I'll also stick with Jiffy's snuffer -- tag line is "ER crew is standing by"
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09-19-12, 06:05 PM (EST)
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33. "Jeff K and the Snuffer" |
I have a feeling these two will become quite close friends.

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09-20-12, 03:01 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: "TC Jury Bench'" |
'We won't get fooled again'. I may not be able to watch much more than TC each week this fall but love BTS
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09-28-12, 10:14 AM (EST)
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44. "Siggie Request" |
This one please, I need an alter ego. Thanks!The Coconut Gallery We're just hanging around (temporary tag)
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