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"Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Oh for Pete sake Tarzan, are you kidding?!?

I feel like I got tazered right in the eyeballs, it made me forget everything else that happened tonight. Go on and get started if you've recovered or were luckily answering a phone solicitor or getting another drink. Holy Poly >>>shudder<<<

Our illustrious leader Sir Roll D should be slinking back and taking over next week. I hear he's bringing back mankinis for all brave enough to partake. No dancing. Dat's da rule.

Jiffy got his hours cut and is working part time on One Brain.

Reward at camp, the women were all tied up while the menfolk got loose and won a new roof for Casa Testosterone.

For Immunity da boys slithered their way victory while da girls couldn't get their implants past one another. There's a lesson in this somewhere but I can't find it.

Safe travels Rolly, watch out for sharp sticks.



The little bitty strip of beach between camps better known as Tarzan's Dance Studio.


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 RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... Scarlett O Hara 02-23-12 1
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... suzzee 02-23-12 2
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... SpotTheDiffference 02-23-12 11
 RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... jbug 02-23-12 3
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... SpotTheDiffference 02-23-12 12
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-23-12 16
 RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... agman 02-23-12 4
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... suzzee 02-23-12 5
       RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... agman 02-23-12 7
           RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... suzzee 02-23-12 9
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-23-12 17
       Where was Jiffy Scarlett O Hara 02-23-12 18
           RE: Where was Jiffy michel 02-23-12 19
       RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... iltarion 02-23-12 20
           RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... suzzee 02-24-12 25
           RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... agman 02-24-12 26
               RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... iltarion 02-24-12 31
                   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... agman 02-27-12 36
 RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... suzzee 02-23-12 6
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... agman 02-23-12 8
       RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... suzzee 02-23-12 10
           RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... iltarion 02-23-12 13
               RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-23-12 14
               You're so emotional that.............. agman 02-24-12 24
 RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-23-12 15
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... iltarion 02-23-12 21
       RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... SpotTheDiffference 02-24-12 22
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... Aruba 02-24-12 23
       RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-24-12 28
           RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... iltarion 02-24-12 30
           RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... Aruba 02-25-12 32
               RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-25-12 34
                   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... Aruba 02-26-12 35
 RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... kingfish 02-24-12 27
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... iltarion 02-24-12 29
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... Aruba 02-25-12 33
   The Island speaks........hey I need... suzzee 02-27-12 37
       RE: The Island speaks........hey I ... michel 02-27-12 38
 RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... caseymagoo 02-27-12 39
   RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... Aruba 02-28-12 40
       RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-28-12 41
           RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... Aruba 02-28-12 42
               RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarza... michel 02-28-12 43

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1. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
LAST EDITED ON 02-23-12 AT 10:58 AM (EST)

What do you mean "hours cut?" There will be cutting around here, but it won't be MY hours! And if Tarzan doesn't stop parading around in that banana hammock, there will certainly be MORE cutting around here!!!

Colton has a new alliance ... the Misfit alliance. Can they take down the alphas? Can he hold on long enough to rejoin the womenfolk? Time.will.tell....

Yep, this is shaping up to be the best season ever. Don't know how we manage to do it each season EP MB? The recipe for success is all in the casting!

First, you need adversaries. Christina and Alicia - CAT FIGHTS, oh yea! Next, you add a couple of alphas ... Matt, Sabrina and Michael will do just fine in this role. Throw in a few old farts ... Gregory, Nina, a few youngsters ... Kat and Colton. Toss in a coupla country folks, Jay, Kim, Chelsea, and then shake them all up with the misfits ... Leif, Jonas, Troyzan, Monica ... and voila! You have yourself all the drama you could hope for in one season!

Who will outwit, outsmart, outlast? Stay tuned! I personally have my favorites and right now, I'm going with the comedian, Bill. We could all use a laugh around here.

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2. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Banana Hammock?!? LMAO


I'll go bridal on your a$$

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11. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
You're actually categorizing me with Sabrina the Teenage B!tch and a guy whose only saving grace is that he looks like Adam Carolla? Seriously, Jiffy. You've been around long enough to know that I'm the sole alpha in this group.

You should give me a chicken as an apology. Then we'll talk. Or you know... maybe I'll spread my legs a little bit wider.

~Matt "I don't need a siggy to be awesome" Q.

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3. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
These young children! What an embarrassing bunch of misfits.
I was glad to hear a few sensible comments at TC that there are a few regrets about forming that 5-way alliance a bit too quickly.

Now, the question is, why don't you gals have guts enough to change your alliance? You know I'm tough; you know I'm more of an asset to the tribe than Kat, so?

Maybe I can hope for a tribal switch soon so I can make new plans.


or Hutwife either!

My eyes! glad I was only seeing that on tv & not for real while we were out there!

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12. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
My eyes!

I know, I know. The combination of my stunning good looks and effervescent personality has that effect on most ladies. And Colton.

~Matt "Colton is a Queen"-lan

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16. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Ok, Monica, you're in, you can trust me. Happy now?


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4. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Where was Jiffy tonight????


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5. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Over here on my beach watching Direct TV and getting wasted.


Burnett, get over here and clean up my beach.

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I other words, same as usual!


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9. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"


Burnett, get over here and clean up my beach.

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17. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
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I don't know where was Jiffy but I noticed Colton drifting away after he stopped bothering us. Maybe there's something we don't know about Jiffy.


He doesn't seem to be interested in me so he must be gay!

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18. "Where was Jiffy"

... after seeing Tarzan shake his groove-thang, I went behind a bush and threw up!

Don't even go there ... Colten ... REALLY???? Why, I only have eyes for Col ..... by!!


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19. "RE: Where was Jiffy"
Still?? After all this time? I could rock your One World if you'd only forget about that dumb Cowboy.


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20. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"

Oh, puuleeze... Jiffy Pop is a TOO OLD for white-cheeked maiden like myself.


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25. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Bazinga


What happens in da Zone stays in da Zone.


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26. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"

Ah C'mon, we all know ya got your eye on Tarzan!


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31. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"

OMG, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, J-Bird, I'm SO cold at night. Could I cuddle between you and Billy Boy?

Don't worry about that bulge in my pocket. That's only the immunity idol.

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36. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
>OMG, I just threw up in
>my mouth a little.

EEEEWWWWWWEE, that is a disgusting thought!



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6. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Let's use my communication skills. >crickets<


I'll go bridal on your a$$


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Somehow Kimberly and communication skills don't seem to go hand in hand!

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I'm speechless!


I'll go bridal on your a$$


There's an improvement we all will benefit from.


What happens in da Zone stays in da Zone.


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13. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"

Good call, girls. Nina was too manly. I was a little scared of her. Now that she's gone it can just be us girls!

Girls? Girls?... Won't someone talk to me? I'm a little emotional right now.


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14. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
A little emotional? You're Cochran-on-steroids-emotional!


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24. "You're so emotional that................."

I hear there going to make a made for tv movie about you after this.....Finding Emo!



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15. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
What's this about the show Tarzan gave? Did no one hear me during the challenge saying that "Mine are Out! Mine are Out!" Too bad the camera had to look away.


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21. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"

Oh, honey, you try too hard. Put em away.

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22. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
No, put yours away. We all felt you "enjoying" that IC.

~Matt "Colton rubs me very much" Quinlan

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Aren't yours always out??

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28. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
You noticed! *smooch*



If you survive a night with me then you can talk about being the greatest ever!

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OMG, you two are SO perfect for each other!

I'll play matchmaker at the Reunion.

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32. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
>You noticed! *smooch*

>
>If you survive a night with
>me then you can talk
>about being the greatest ever!


You bet I noticed...afterall I did call them "taters" in the premier.

And right now I'm SOOOOO damn hungry ANYTHING I associate with food I'm gonna notice.

PS: I saw you getting hott and bothered when I was beating my chest at the IC. ;)


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34. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Such a waste...You should be spanking my booty instead!



like I said, if one of these guys like me, they are going to get played!

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Having MORE fun kicking your (and Salani's) booty in the challenges!

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Hello, It's Mo. With De Info. Inside Info.

We are now here in the jungles of Central America, where the Raunchy girl academy is temporarily located. Not my fault. A simple border crossing turned into a real thing, seems there is a dress code and a certain unappreciation for openly expressed affectionate demonstrations. And there are some real petty local laws against humping while waiting in line, if you can imagine. Such backward people, we really should feel pity, but when one is dodging subpoena serving marshals on the one hand and local federales on the other, one doesn't really have the time for pity. More's the pity.

Anyway, the girls are not deterred from their passion in life. Which is, well, passion. Such sweet and dedicated things, brings a tear to one's eye. And presently they are still having delirious fun with their toy boy, a certain Bolly Brice, or something like that. Presently they have him stripped and strapped to a wagon wheel and playing "Where's your nose?", "Where's your toes?", and when they got to "Where's your ####", he starts screaming, "No No, don't take my ####. Please please please...Don't take my ####", and everybody laughs. Ha Ha. Then they spin the wheel and play "Wheel of Misfortune" with sharp sticks and tequila shots gleefully shouting "Give him an E (poke), Give him a P (poke), Give him an M (poke), Give him a B (poke), what's that spell?Extremely Perverted Mental Bozo. Yeah...Yeah..."

So everyone is having a good time, and I think the girls are going to let poor Dolly go soon, they have fallen behind in their their village hurrahing and pillaging on their Vespa hogs, and, well, you just can't let the essentials go like that.

Anyway, fresh from my fecal fisted monkey agents on the Survivor Island, here are the latest Spoilers.

Spoiler #1: Kat goes looking for bananas. With her "buddy" Alicia, she goes looking for bananas. Kat likes to eat bananas. Which is welcome news for all us bananas.

Spoiler #2: Colton wants someone he can relate to, talk to, but mostly he just wants a banana.

So he goes looking for bananas. Fortunately for him he sleeps in close proximity to Tarzan and his hot banana hot pocket. Hilarity ensues, but it's not for the PG screen.

Spoiler #3: My sourced spoiler monkey agents on the island like to eat bananas. The fruit. (How does Colton keep working his way into these banana spoilers?)

Spoiler #4:

..........At TC, this woman ............................ will state that this woman,
....................
........................................................
...................
Nina....................................................Kat,

.........

makes the woman's tribe look like idiots.

We think a certain kettle is calling a certain pot black.

Spoiler #5: In the next episode, Leif will be caught short.

Spoiler #6: An upcoming challenge on a narrow balance beam is designed by Jeff the Perv, solely to force each woman to slowly rub her wet breasts against each of the other women's wet breasts, one after the other while dressed in bikinis.

I almost didn't get this spoiler, most of my monkey agents disappeared into the jungle (as did Jeff the Perv) to do what monkeys do when thinking about woman on woman action. Fortunately I have a couple of agents who were more interested in watching Colton rub dinkies with each of the other men, and could report on the woman's activities without having to "relieve" themselves.



Tribe and Coco are out to get me.

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29. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
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Women's breasts rubbing against women's breasts? Oh god, how totally GROSS!!!

I NEVER....


I believe in family values.

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33. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"





HEYYYYYYY...WHO STOLE MY CHEETAH???!!!
Is bad enough "Banana-Hanger" stole my name...and monkey-woman Alicia lusts my Jungle Body...

GIVE HIM BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!


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37. "The Island speaks........hey I need attention..........."
This season I'll be appearing as Jiffy's Lil' Island Getaway. Jiffy has a great set up here, he's got a dish (and matching cup and bowl)

He's very happy when production gives him cookies.


Burnett, get over here and clean up my beach.

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38. "RE: The Island speaks........hey I need attention..........."
I'm wondering when you'll have us do a Tribal Council alone? It would be better than listening to your stupid questions.
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39. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
That's my Manana hammock, didn't you hear the mature adult men screaming for me to dance my jungle boogie? I don't know why they decided to sit me out, I could have 'boogied' my way right down that line of beef. oh yeah and Colton too.


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40. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
If you did participate I don't think you and Colton would have gotton by each other. And after the loss Colton would have pulled a "Salani" and came up with lame excuse saying something like "the banana is hard" and that's why you lost.

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41. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
I think Troyzan is a little too focused on Tarzan's equipment! Could he be finding his true nature out here? He wouldn't be the first!



That would explain is lack of interest for my booty!

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42. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
It's not about human anatomy...it'a just that the "King of the Jungle" can relate to bananas more than taters.

HMMMM...do I sense some jealousy??? Or maybe some frustration level that there's no Horn-dogs lusting for your fat booty and tree-trunk thighs.

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43. "RE: Be the Survivor S24 Ep 2: Tarzan Shakes His Groove Thang"
Tree-trunks? You've been in the jungle too long!



I fear your lack of libido is due to malnutrition. That or the absence of those little blue pills in the first aid kit...

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