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"S24 Gufu Award Thread"
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"S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
And welcome to the Gufu Award thread for SURVIVOR: ME WORLD, in which 18 DAWs hit the beach intent on being the center of all attention in the world. The Gufu Award was established for pointing out the dangdumbest game moves in Survivor. The original intent was simply to pay attention to what the contestants do and say that's dangdumb gameness, but from the outset of The Gufu Award noncontestant production stuff had a way of creeping in, so there are actually two categories you may cast your votes on, Contestant and Production. Please keep them separate. Oh, there's also some rule around here about not posting spoilers here, so wait until after midnight Eastern time post-episode before piling on each episode. But don't feel that you need to wait for me to start each week's sub-thread, anyone can do it and everyone is welcome to step up and start the ball rolling. 
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02-16-12, 08:29 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
Welcome to Survivor: Kleptocracy, boys and girls...who are not together.Salami tribe: For turning the game into a version of the Cold War with all the escalation of thievery. Menudo steals your axe, so you cut a bad deal with the chickens AND steal their ember. Menudo taking immunity and running was mere turnabout and just evened the score. We see how far bitterness gets you; judging by the next episode, as chaotic and insane as this tribe is, it might turn them into the next Ulong. I guess I can't be too surprised at the ineptness of a tribe with a Kim and a Kourtney on it. What, did Khloe pull a McNulty right before they left? Colton: People who overplay their hands with the other tribe get nowhere. The last person to do so was effectively cut off and dismissed before the tight alliance. The first to do so? Didn't even last that long. Production: I've got a long list for these clowns this season. First off, like I said, it's Survivor: Kleptocracy. This was a cool idea at first, the whole One World thing, but it's probably going to wear thin pretty quickly. If it does, please retire it a la the Medallion of Power rather than beating it to death a la Exile Island. Also, the whole men vs. women thing should have died a quick death in Vanuatu when it backfired there. Gender-split tribes, living together, hating each other, and someone who sounds a lot like Elise? Just drop Gordon Ramsay out there during challenges and get over it. Next, the guys had flint for what, nine hours while the girls didn't? Some reward. "The winner gets fire now. The loser gets fire tonight." Did the men just have a mastodon laying around that was about to go bad or something? And maybe it's the first-year law student in me talking, but the challenge reeks of negligence. After all, it was blatantly unsafe, and no matter how many times Jeff instructs people on how to fall, it's a snap decision. Although Kourtney was more of a doofus than the producers were, so I guess I'll let them have it. However, if this keeps up, it's looking like Survivor: MASH Unit. This is the first season premiere to end with a medevac, and Kourtney is the first ever first-bootee to leave with an injury. I know they said "no rules," but I didn't think that applied to the people designing challenges.
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02-23-12, 08:10 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Week 2" |
Arg...and so it continues.Colton: For not even trying not to be a man without a tribe. It didn't work for Jonathan. It didn't work for Shii Ann. That idol may get you another day, but there's no way in hell those girls are handing over another idol to you unless they have to, so good lock going Russell and finding it without clues because you're pretty much going to have to. That said, he'll probably make F4 at this rate. Tarzan: Please wear something over your man-thong. Salami tribe: I should change your name to the Facepalm tribe because that's what I feel like doing anytine you do anything. Hmmm...let's get rid of Kat and we'll still have numbers. And then don't. And what's with the stray vote for Kristina? Sabrina also doesn't seem like much of a leader...if she manages her classes the way she manages the tribe, they probably all think a square root is a hair product and Pearl Harbor is where you go to get nice jewelry. Jiffy's right - get it together, people. Production: So now Jiffy can't even be bothered to show up for reward challenges. At least come and pull out a lawn chair and a six-pack while the contestants fight it out.
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02-23-12, 11:07 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Week 2" |
Production: for Tarzan's banana hammock. Wasn't it bad enough that you tried to blind us with Phillip's pink panties?
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02-23-12, 11:16 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Week 2" |
Ditto ban the hammock.Kat: Survivor is no place to go to expect others to take care of you. Production: For not confiscating the "banana hammock". 
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02-23-12, 12:38 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Week 2" |
I would hope that he had a wax job or at least shaved his man parts before filming the show. He has enough facial hair already. He dosen't need a second mustache.
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02-23-12, 05:00 PM (EST)
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Zoltan the Gay Blade: Are you effin kidding me? Seriously? Dude needs some serious help. Sabrina - Leader during one of the most embarrassing losses in Survivor history. You needed to DO something. Kitty Kat - Purr, purr... go sit by your dish. That's a nice kitty. Christina - Surprisingly took little heat for her part in the IC debacle. Tarzan - No one over the age of 35 should ever wear a speedo. It should be outlawed. Production: For encouraging Tarzan. Production: Two balance beam ICs in a row? The knot challenge? Really? Poster: Soar, for that horrible image inducing post. Ugh... >
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02-24-12, 09:34 AM (EST)
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Thanks Dabo. Iltarion, I enjoy your comments and look forward to more of them. To me, it's all good and lots of fun.
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02-24-12, 01:04 AM (EST)
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Very physical challenge last week?? Whuh?? MB is well aware that the men vs. women concept is a better draw if the women win challenges. No one wants to see a tribe of men kick the crap out of a tribe of women (well, not no one, but most). To raise their chances, MB played the balance beam card in both the Amazon and in Vanuatu. The women won both challenges. The first challenge in Amazon involved the untying of knots. The women won. We have had 3 challenges: two with balance beams, one with knots, all types of challenges that the women have beat the men before at. If there is a bias, it certainly isn't for the men. Even with their boobs, the women still take up less space than the men. That challenge should have been won by the women. The women lost because they didn't realize until it was already embarrassing that they needed to hold each other up to get past each other. The women lost between the ears. It had nothing to do with the physical.
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02-24-12, 07:32 AM (EST)
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Exactly.Last week's challenge had "men take an early lead, women come back and win" written all over it. I was floored that the guys were handling the balance beam better than the women, although the whole thing with Kourtney's wrist kind of made that irrelevant. This week? The whole thing was on a balance beam, and once the men lost their initial advantage with Leif, who has a low center of gravity, the women could easily have figured it out, come back, and won. They lost because they couldn't follow instructions. My question: Does EPMB rescue the failing women's tribe with a switch, a la Ravu in Fiji, or do they let them fail, a la Ulong in Palau?
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Player: Colton- Is it a gufu to make yourself the villain? Not if you want the edit. And I'm liking it, a lot. But the crap about Bill was out of line, bro.Player: Alicia - Men were whining but copacetic with you and Chelsea warming yourselves by the fire until you had to open your mouth about the canoe. Some people just don't know when to shut up. Player: Tarzan - Speaking of which... The actual Tarzan wasn't that much of a talker, was he?? Dude needs to seriously shut up. More thinking and less talking. Player: Troyzan - Dude lost to Kat in a memory challenge. Enough said. Production: Way to make the first half of the IC completely meaningless by allowing the trailing team to simply copy the puzzle of the leading team. Come back? A nice manufactured one. Sure. >
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03-01-12, 10:33 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 03-01-12 AT 10:35 AM (EST)Production: Way to make the first half of the IC completely meaningless by allowing the trailing team to simply copy the puzzle of the leading team. Come back? A nice manufactured one. Sure. LOL. Both challenges were stacked, actually. Thanks for the reminder. Production Gufu: That RC was totally designed for the women to take it from the men. http://www.themedguru.com/20090801/newsfeature/study-finds-women-focus-details-while-men-see-bigger-picture-86126443.html According to British researchers, men are better at processing distant targets, while women have an eye for minute details, and are good at focusing on things at a close range. They totally wanted the women to have the boat and go swimmin more.
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03-01-12, 12:45 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Week 3" |
agree;
if the 2 camps were far apart as in previous seasons, they would have to fend for themselves, so?
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03-06-12, 02:16 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 03-06-12 AT 02:17 AM (EST)But at least they (cough) changed the rules (cough cough) after Na'Onka and Purple Kelly to cut down on quits, and quits have been (um) well just rumors since then. Medical evacuations have been on the decline as well, which I consider a very good thing. Getchen Cordy was a great survivor; before Survivor she taught survival for the Air Force, building shelter and making fires and finding food and such. She was a natural. They do still give these folks some minimal training, what to watch out for, what to avoid, prior to sending them out to play the game. And, based on the availability of food that can be foraged or caught at the game site, adjust for reality; sometimes providing them with rice, sometimes not; sometimes providing them from the outset with fishing gear, sometimes not. Four (cough) wild chickens roaming the campsite on day one, men had a chicken coup they'd taken off the truck (per Kourtney's interview). Nothing against Chelsea, but actual wild chickens can fly.
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03-01-12, 02:31 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
Colton at TC telling his tribe how he'd rather be with the women!
he may feel that way, but sometimes it's better to keep those things to youself.Colton #2.....I'm sick of hearing him talk about how he is a republican and doesn't believe in handouts...Did he forget how he got the HII???????
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03-08-12, 09:06 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: Week 4" |
My choice would have to be Colton's lips. He seemed to be having a mental orgasim as he licked them continually during tribal councel. The only time I have seen such a thing before, is after my dog has licked her butt. Yes, I live a very boring life and not much exciting ever happens, but I'm only saying that there is a similarity to what Colton was doing and my dogs bad manners.
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03-08-12, 09:30 AM (EST)
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49. "RE: Week 4" |
All I can say after last night is,would you want Tarzan to perform any type of medical procedure on you? For being a medical doctor and a plastic surgeon at that, would you trust his judgement.
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03-13-12, 01:35 AM (EST)
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59. "RE: Week 4" |
Well, it is plastic surgery he does, not a lot of life and death decisions in that. Mainly he would cator to the affluent, pretty much what he's been doing being Colton's apologist. What a disappointment.
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03-08-12, 02:19 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Week 4" |
Lief needs another:
Hoping to find a HII;
doesn't he realize that he'd have to give it to one of the women?
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56. "RE: Week 4" |
Argfa...eight stupid males. Cast from the bottom of the stupid barrel. At least Matt the attorney can say he had nothing to do with this.Menudo tribe: For everything. For overblowing what Leif said to Bill. For listening to Colton. For inventing a new way to throw a challenge. For that debacle at Tribal Council. I was going to name the women the Facepalm tribe, but the men have out-facepalmed them. Colton: For claiming he has black friends like...oh, his housekeeper. Right. "I'm not racist; I watch color TV." Being gay doesn't get you out of being a bigot. You can still be racist, height-ist, and, most noticeably, classist. Colton definitely belongs in the faction of the Republican party that worships Rush Limbaugh, still thinks Obama was born in Kenya, and, frankly, was calling for America to be turned into a totalitarian theocracy back when Bush ran the show but hates government now that their guy isn't in charge. Do the world a favor and just go away, you annoying turd. Bill: If you don't want to go home, fight a little harder and keep the idol. Tarzan: Stay on topic. Please. Race was only a small factor in the Bill-Colton blow-up. Your rant was well-intentioned but totally unnecessary. Menudo again: I thought we dealt with the whole race thing already. Didn't you bozos see Phillip drop the n-word in Redemption Island? Sheesh. Some fights don't need to be relived. We spend 24 seasons trying to prove that, in Survivor, like in most team sports, the only colors that matter are the ones associated with the teams, and then a few bozos come and screw it all up. Production: Jiffy got it wrong again - this is the second time, not the first time, a team went to tribal after a win. Moto gave up immunity in Fiji in order to keep their camp, although at least they had that as a motivation. Menudo, a.k.a. the world's worst negotiators, gave up theirs for nothing. Memo to all the gold-diggers out there: There are eight guys on the Menudo tribe who would love to be taken for all they're worth.
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03-08-12, 02:28 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
Colton for being a racist and a snob!
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03-15-12, 01:24 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: Week 5" |
Player GUFU: Monica and Christina, for apparently being surprised that the men did the oldest thing in the game and voted together.Player GUFU: Jonas, for going to the UTR strategy. Weak Player GUFU: Everyone, for ignoring Colton has the HII.
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03-15-12, 07:21 AM (EST)
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Player and Production GUFU all rolled into one: Tarzan for wearing those bikini briefs and production for showing us two shots of him bending over and then one full frontal. The junk did not look good in any of those shots. For the first time, I was yelling at the TV - blur it, blur it out.
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03-15-12, 10:17 AM (EST)
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64. "RE: Week 5" |
Contestant GUFU: Everyone but Colton. You had the perfect opportunity to drown the little #$%^?# (and make it look like an accident, too) and you didn't. I will never forgive you.
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03-15-12, 12:21 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Week 5" |
1. All those who expressed shock over the swap. They do this a lot on Survivor. You should watch sometime. 2. Everyone except Colton for not getting rid of him. Or at least forcing him to use the HII. 3. Voting out Monica. Seems the plan is to go to F3 with Colton, knowing the jury won't vote for him. This is getting boring. Anti-GUFU for the women having a faulty cage for the rooster. No chicken or rooster deserves to die for people who won't get rid of Colton. Production: Wow. I was thinking last night "Production GUFU!!!" and now I seem to have blocked it all out.  
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03-16-12, 11:14 AM (EST)
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73. "RE: Week 5" |
Well, there do seem to be an awful lot of chickens running around for Manono and Salani, on the same beaches where Savaii and Upolu played the game.
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Perhaps that was a round where no one scored and it took forever...I doubt they wanted to show a round that ended so stupidly.Contestants: The Menudo tribe for being a bunch of whiners. Yes, the other tribe has all the muscle. Quit your whining and fight back Mighty Ducks-style. Also: We all know Colton's running the show. Now will someone get the bright idea and do something about it before he goes all Boston Rob on you people? Or are you all scared, "Oh no, he has an IDOL! He'll...umm...do something with it!" Production: Tarzan's man-thong is a far worse fate than Phillip's pink underwear. Please ask him to put on the most valuable resource on the island - pants. Also: Are we actually to the point where EPMB has to make a big deal about who gets yoinked out on a stretcher? What is this, season two?
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74. "Week 6" |
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be deadInstant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
You better get yourself together darling
Join the human race Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Every one you meet But we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
And we all shine on
On and on and on on and on Contestants Gufu: Colton and Alicia: Twisting the knife. That sort of ugly is remembered.
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78. "RE: Week 6" |
My nomination for GUFU is Alicia. Which just goes to prove that a nice set of knockers will not make up for the flat chest she must feel inside herself.
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LAST EDITED ON 03-22-12 AT 11:39 AM (EST)Kat (twice) - "What's appendix?" and "I don't want to catch it." Survivor Medical - Come on, push harder! eta Production - So now we know -- confessionals are filmed after the fact. Kinda spoils the magic... (and I'm split -- Colton seemed so healthy in his post evac confessional. I was hoping for a little more pain & suffering.)
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Ditto on everything gufu so far.Christina: For not having the spine to say what Iltarion said, you deserve to be walked on by everyone else. Grow a set will ya? Colton: For screwing over Alicia or Jonas by not passing the HII, regardless that neither of them deserved it. Classless from someone who puts so much emphasis on class. Kat: Really? A lobotomy would make her smarter.
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03-22-12, 11:43 AM (EST)
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81. "RE: Week 6" |
Have to agree with Dabo here. Mean and ugly doesn't win the million. Love the Instant Karma take also. It brought to mind some other songs. CCR, Bad Moon Rising:
Hope you got your things together,
Hope you're not afraid to die,
Looks like we're in for stormy weather,
One eye is taken for an eye. Jason Boland, Blowing Through the Hills:
Get the children to the cellar
Grab a Bible if you can
Something wicked comes this way to tear apart the land George Strait, Famous Last Words of a Fool
Don't think we need anything more than the title here. 
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86. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
Arg...Alicia: For getting waaaaaaaaaaaaay too personal. Like, more personal than Survivor: Gabon got. And yet so one-sided. Christina treated people out there with nothing but kindness when they didn't deserve it and yet Alicia was still a bee-yotch. I don't know if there's a heaven or hell, but Christina should hope there is and Alicia should pray day and night there isn't. Colton: For being so repulsive that the viewing audience was glad to see you go. Production: A merge is now "shocking"? It's only happened in, what, 22 of the other 23 seasons? Also: All the Menudo stuff went with the merged tribe, but they couldn't just think to "forget" Tarzan's man-thong. Or throw it in the fire a la Russell's hat.
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90. "RE: Week 7" |
Arg...arg indeed.Old Salami: Or whoever on their tribe told Tarzan he wasn't allowed to have coffee because he didn't win it. This is the merge, and the game is called One World. Also, not good for jury good will assuming old Menudo gets Pagonged. Tarzan: I believe you that it wasn't poop on that man-thong, but two things. First of all, no one wants any more attention focused on your man-thong. Second of all, all the crap coming out of you was spewing from your mouth. Not wise at all. In fact, just shut the fvck up. Jonas: Where exactly was the desire to vote Michael off coming from? He didn't fare well at the challenge, and no one's brought up his name before. If you're still hung up on voting with the "vote out the muscle" brigade, then you are dumb. I realize challenges are usually exempt from gufus, but whoever decided to send Leif out to dig the hole...the smallest person with the smallest hand who digs the smallest hole and has the biggest problem with it? Really? Production: It's looking crazy now, but please do something about this ever-season Pagonging.
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91. "RE: Week 7" |
My nomination is Jonas. He missed a golden opportunity to eliminate most of his fellow tribe members. Having access to the tribes food, he could have caused them all to have tummy trouble. Having to go potty every 15 minutes would have keep most of them busy. Just a little unboiled water should have done the trick. Although I'm not sure if it would have worked on Tarzan.
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03-29-12, 09:54 AM (EST)
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92. "OMG" |
Tarzan's underwear! TRying to pretend it didn't have poopie in it! That will assure the underwear itself will get voted off next week!
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03-29-12, 11:02 AM (EST)
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95. "RE: OMG" |
And to think we all thought Philip was gross with his choners!
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100. "RE: OMG" |
Yea, I know, your'e playin us cause the game's "afoot". 
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04-05-12, 11:04 AM (EST)
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101. "RE: Week 8" |
Kim: Not so sure her plan to abandon an alliance to go "all girls" is a great idea. Looks like the guys are conflicted also, but the edit shows Kim as the backstabbing leader. Won't go over well with the jury if she gets there. She's still has to get past Leif, Jay, Troyzan, Tarzan, Alicia and Christina. Tarzan: Going on a game show that requires social skills when he doesn't have any. Chelsea: Bringing up the boot in front of the girls that weren't in the alliance. Production: Giving Sabrina a hairstylist but not letting Tarzan partake of the services.
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04-06-12, 01:29 AM (EST)
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103. "RE: Week 8" |
Player GUFU: Michael, of course, for being the strongest player, not wearing immunity, and yet still believing he was safe.Player GUFU: Tarzan, the walking GUFU. If a woman doesn't like you, just mention her boob job to her, and that should turn things around. HAHAHAHA.... Player GUFU: For drinking the Kool-Aid Kim was pouring. TOO EASY.
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104. "Week 9" |
You know, I limit myself most of the time starting these threads because I really am interested in what all of you can come up with. This has been a really fun season, plenty for everyone.Contestant Gufu: Troy. I thought it couldn't get any funnier than last week, boy was I wrong. Troy was an over the top maniac this time around, and he wasted his HII! Paranoia, it's what's on Survivor. Contestant Anti-Gufu: Kat. Ha, she slipped up and revealed she can think! Production Gufu: Interesting as the DIY RCs may be, giving another food reward followed by food temptations at IC kind of spoils the whole starving, at their worst, exposed to the elements pressure cooker sangfroid they should be going for.
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04-13-12, 01:29 PM (EST)
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112. "RE: Week 9" |
Alicia: problem stepping off for any reason was that it showed the men that she wasn't worried about needing immunity. In order to fool them, she needed to make them think she needed the II to not get voted off.
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04-17-12, 10:01 PM (EST)
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113. "RE: Week 9" |
JAY - I haven't seen anyone this incapable of reading someone since Jean-Robert was around. Kat says, "What? Am I gonna say no?" And he takes that as an affirmation. Wow.KIM - Looked genuinely caught off guard when Jay asked her about voting off Alicia the first time. Then she goes overboard in reassuring Troy and nearly gets booted as a result. ALICIA- Dumb move to give up a shot at immunity. LIke Kim, she was saved by Jay's idiocy. Tarzan, Leif and Christina- The goal is to win not to come in 6th, 7th and 8th. PRODUCTION - Ladder golf for an RC? Seriously? Good one for Jeff to skip out on, anyway. And what is with giving food to half the contestants during every RC??
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04-20-12, 12:07 PM (EST)
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116. "RE: Week 10" |
1. Troy showing so much hostility. Understandable, but not productive. He needed to get a few to vote against the famale alliance and angry didn't foster trust and loyalty. 2. Tarzan and Leif for not teaming up with Troy. They know they're gone, so break up the strong 4. 3. Christina and Alicia - same as Tarzan and Leif. 4. Sabrina telling Troy he has to be likeable and telling the jury she didn't lie. The jury all got burned by these women. 5. Chelsea displaying her math skills with "that only works if you win immunity". 6. Chelsea showing her intellectual superiority by claiming that Troy put the target on his back. Actually, she and her friends did. Guess she doesn't keep a journal. Production: Giving them a minute to dig their dirty fingers into the cake.
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04-20-12, 04:35 PM (EST)
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117. "RE: Week 10" |
I can't imagine what kind of parasites they all come home with from eating like that.
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04-24-12, 12:34 PM (EST)
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125. "RE: Week 10" |
Yes, the window of opportunity there was from the moment she made her bid to when she got back to her seat with her letter and started reading. Just a "Gee whiz, top bid, will Jeff put our letters back up after that?" would have planted the seed.
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04-21-12, 07:42 PM (EST)
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119. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
Troyzan - Man, come on. I love the competitiveness, but that was just stupid. You get in a fight with Alicia and Christina after Jay's boot, and then you expect their trust? When you are screaming at everyone, you are also screaming at people you would like to join you.Chelsea and Sabrina - Ladies, now we know why Kim is fine with taking you to the end. You did yourselves no favors by fighting with Troyzan at TC. Keep your head down. Tarzan - If you vote for Kim, it is a 3 way tie, and though it isn't likely to change the outcome, it still would have been interesting. Leif - God awful game, mon. Anyone know why this guy showed up?
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04-22-12, 03:11 PM (EST)
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123. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
I can buy all that.But it still takes some effort to get casted into Survivor. You would think that if you are going to put into the effort, then you might as well try to play the game. I guess maybe- 1) he tried to play but was so ineffective that it wasn't worth showing. Or 2) he has acting aspirations and wanted the screen time, always a possibility. >
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04-24-12, 12:46 PM (EST)
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126. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
I like Leif. Most often in stunt casting people with disabilities or whatever, they get up on their soapboxes about how they are out to prove they can do it, whatever whatever whatever. Leif seemingly never went to the soapbox, however much they may have prompted him, but just went with his actions and interactions to be an example, just another human being on the planet. No head for the game in some respects, yes, but he played a nice guy, heart on his sleeve, weathered the circumstances really well, and turned in respectable challenge performances. Without irritation.He also seemed to be more into the adventure than the game itself, which was one of the early casting criterions that seemed to fall by the side when casting became more about make show or just look the way you look. Adventure players may not ever win the game, but they win the adventure no matter what.
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127. "Week 11" |
Contestant Gufu: Christina. Plenty to choose from but, basically, Alicia was right, when she heard her name was going to come up as the secondary target she should have made waves. Why her instead of Tarzan. Be upset, put on a show, blow to everyone that this secondary target plan is what it is.On the non-Gufu front, though, people are probably going to jump on her telling Troy she was the secondary target. Not me, but you go ahead if you want. Had Troyzan actually had the HII to play he would have jumped on the opportunity to vote for Chelsea and try to sway someone else to do so as well. Contestant Gufu: Alicia. In the RC she took the opportunity to put the killing blows to Troy, Tarzan, Chelsea and Kat. Yes, dumdum, tick off (potentially) as many people as possible.
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04-26-12, 10:31 AM (EST)
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129. "RE: Week 11" |
My choice for Gufu of the week would have to be the Producer who thought it would be a good idea to have a pig run thru the survivors camp. So far we have had chickens and now a pig. What comes next, a cow? And how about Troyzan's sorry attempt at ropeing the little porker. By the way, what happened to the spear they used when fishing?
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04-27-12, 07:13 PM (EST)
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134. "RE: Week 11" |
Production: A crucial late immunity challenge and you have a ring toss?? Seriously? COME ON NOW!!!!Christina: Events are proving that the time to move was last TC. Vote for Chelsea was suicidal. Telling Troyzan you were the other target was just stupid. Kim: If you don't win the popularity challenge, then you have no dilemma to worry about. Bad move. Production and players: The debacle with the pig. Who the hell was going to slaughter a pig? Get fragging real. Like these jokers haven't had enough to eat.
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05-03-12, 00:22 AM (EST)
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136. "Week 12" |
Oh My Heck! Another fun episode, they may actually be turning in a series saving season!LOL! Contestant Gufu: Kat. Granted, the loved ones reward is usually the best reward of the season to go on, but way to pick the wrong two players to take along with you Really, making those picks is a political nightmare in the game, the only good way to do it is to ask for a consensus amongst the players as to who should be picked. That said, the over-emotional over-dramatized nonsense of the loved ones visit again goes over the top. It's not like the players are doing a tour in a war zone, it's just a couple of months away to play a game, go on an adventure, make TV. A 30 year marriage can survive a few months separation, but good for Tarzan for playing on the emotional strings the loved ones visit presents. And for once I did have some genuine sympathy, Christina and her dad have a genuinely sympathetic situation, would have been great if they could have shared some special time on the reward.
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05-03-12, 11:53 AM (EST)
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140. "RE: Kim's new look" |
That is exactly what I was thinking! The mustache was absorbing all of my limited attention span. That made me start wondering how they handle these kinds of maintenance issues. A month is a long time to go without a wax. Leg and underarm isn't a big deal, but a 'stache is not subtle!
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05-03-12, 01:35 PM (EST)
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143. "RE: I fixed it for you." |
It is similar to when the tribe wins a reward of watching a movie with popcorn, candy, and soda. They all know what money shot the cameraman is looking for. Yes it's called a money shot. The proper response gets them additional individual camera time. Coach was really good at laughing while watching the movie, even if it was not funny. He was an excellent camera hog. A few Kung Foo moves, also did wonders for his camera time. Please tell your husband I said "Thanks for his service to our Country" I also served in the Air Force during the Viet Nam War and I understand about being away from loved ones feels like.
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05-03-12, 05:27 PM (EST)
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144. "RE: I fixed it for you." |
Am I a bad person that I wouldn't want the visit/letter/videomessage from home? It would totally throw me off my game.
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05-06-12, 01:35 AM (EST)
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147. "RE: S24 Gufu Award Thread" |
Hey, back to GUFUs...Kitty Kat - Being 22 doesn't require being a dope. You didn't need more time with your cousin. Let someone else win the dreaded family challenge. Secondly, your entire tribe thought Tarzan and/or Christina should get to go, but somehow you missed the memo. Then, "blindsides are funny"? Yeah, hilarious. Kim- Boot your alliance out of the order they are expecting, and they might hold it against you. Unnecessary. Boot Tarzan and Christina and you still have their votes. Alicia - You turn on Kat because she can beat you in challenges?? What?? EVERYONE can beat you in challenges!
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05-10-12, 03:43 PM (EST)
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151. "RE: Week 13" |
Yeah, but there were three potential jurors standing there thinking fair had nothing to do with it.
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160. "RE: Finale" |
Contestant GUFU: Troyzan. Don't come on the show and be "all about gamesmanship" and then cast your jury vote against the person who out-gamed you.I find it interesting that over the course of the season, Kim had only 5 votes against her, and all by 2 people.
- Ep 9 - Troy voted against her (and played his idol, and Jay was booted)
- Ep 10 - Troy and Leif voted against her (Leif went home)
- finale - Troy and Leif are the only two to vote against her to win the $1M. As someone else stated, Leif was a mystery on the show. What was going through his mind seems to have been well hidden. But I am lead to wonder what Troy had/has against Kim. I had thought that maybe he got to Ponderosa and realized that Kim had played him to get his vote flipped to Michael, but he was voting against her before Ponderosa. Did he really realize that she was the danger to win (and if so why didn't he rally more people behind this??). Production GUFU: Please stop recycling so many survivors. No, we don't want to see RussHell, Colton, or even Troy again. Sure, I wouldn't complain about another season watching Kim but we don't really need that for the show.
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05-14-12, 07:38 PM (EST)
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162. "RE: Finale" |
"Production Gufu. So, what would you have done had Leif still been in the game at F4. He would have been at a serious disadvantage in that F4 IC."Good call on a hypothetical Leif struggle in the Final IC. Although this is not the first time a final IC would have been a potential debacle for a particular castaway in their respective season. Guatemala - Imagine Lydia (barely five feet tall) having to extend her short stubby legs in that Final IC. Exile Island - Howabout inept Cirie trying to balance herself on that floating lillypad in the final IC? ROFLMAO!
May as well go all out bashing PRODUCTION on this GUFU thread...
-- Obvious GUFU. Jiffy asking MATT why Manono gave up immunity and went to TC when Matt had been Anti-Darwined the TC before. But whether that question was directed to Matt, Michael, or the Man in the Moon, one did not have to go much further than Production's decision to force the finder of the HII to give it to someone on the other tribe (Duh, Colton) as the contributing factor for that scenario. -- What's with the Kourtney snub??? Being medivaced on Day One is enough reason to get a quick response on her condition (broken arm.) But to return home and undergo a life-saving operation to remove cancer and not even ask how's she doing??? Isn't this show called "Survivor?!" --Speaking of Medivac...Why not give former castaways who couldn't hack it another chance over tens of thousands still waiting for their first shots? And seconds after Jeff gives us this lowdown for S25, he has the audacity to say, "if you have what it takes, submit a three-minute video." HAVE WHAT IT TAKES... TRANSLATION...If you're an idiot, zombie, a coattail rider, or someone we may need to carry off the set...send in your tape...we'll put you on our Short List. What a friggin' joke!!!
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05-14-12, 07:48 PM (EST)
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163. "RE: Finale" |
I hadn't heard about Kourtney's cancer battle. The snub was really crass. I can only hope she asked Jiffy not to mention it.
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