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"“Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
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02-08-12, 10:48 PM (EST)
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"“Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-12 AT 04:51 PM (EST)One World! One Heart! Let’s get together and snark all night. Okay, now that Bob Marley’s dreadlocks are rolling in his grave, we can get on to this season where the gimmick consists of eliminating the gimmicks. Celebrate the elimination of segregation with both tribes living on one beach. Witness the sinking of Recycle Island. Enjoy all the fun when Survivor S24 premieres Wednesday, February 15, 2012. Kingfish and suzzee are on high alert and I’ve asked tribe to design the siggies. The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or HII; hell, we’re very accepting of cosplay here) and suggest your own tagline. Here’s the cast: Manono Tribe Bill Posley – Apparently he’s a funny man and wants to push his mind and body to the limit. Matt Quinlan – Attorney at Law who plans to play a “bold, evolved and innovative game.” Yeah, right. Colton Cumbie – His name sounds like a dessert at Dairy Queen, but he’s looking for a boyfriend. caseymagoo: Greg Smith, M.D. – A 64-year-old, keyboard playing, wrestling plastic surgeon. Almost too much parody material for one person to bear. agman: Jay Byars – A professional model on Survivor? What’re the odds? Jonas Otsuji – He's a Sushi Chef who lives in Utah, so he’s accustomed to disappointment and pain. qwertypie: Leif Manson – Draws blood for a living. It’s a short draw. Michael Jefferson – He’s “funny and flirty with the ladies”. Of course, that’s code for drama. Troy Robertson – “Troyzan”. Swimsuit photographer without a camera. Hope he has a sketchbook and a piece of charcoal from the fire. Salani
michel: Alicia Rosa – Special Ed Teacher. She’ll be giving the rest of the cast their “time outs”. Chelsea Meissner – A medical sales rep, she will be very upset when her little wheelie drug sample cart get stuck in the sand. Christina Cha – “CBS needs a funny, goofy and cute Asian girl!” She’s never heard of The Chenbot? Kat Edorsson – According to the “Survivor Spotlight” she’s never had a PE class in her life. suzzee: Kimberly Spradlin – She’s a bridal shop owner so she’s used to fighting and tantrums. foonermints: Kourtney Moon – She’s a “motorcycle repair person” who’s hiding tattoos in the PR picture. Is she yet another Hantz spawn? jbug: Monica Culpepper – Ex-NFL player’s wife. She thinks she’s starring on “The Real Hutwives of Samoa”. Nina Acosta – Retired Law Enforcement Officer. No sign that she’s a hairy gay man… yet. Sabrina Thompson – A high school teacher from Brooklyn, she’s planning to bring her own machete. Staff EPMP – RollDdice, but you can call me Roll or Dice or Roll the Dice. jbug can call me Rolly if it's an overwhelming compulsion. Scarlett O Hara “Jiffy Pop” Probst
AssortedFlora & Fauna suzzee: Sunken Retirement Redemption Island suzzee: "The Neutral Zone" Show Stuff Molaholic: Jiffy's Snuffer HII Other Stuff I haven’t even thought of: kingfish (Duh!)MissyPissy SenorPissario, MissyPissaria and her cast of thousands. Moe de'Info - Island Eye
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02-09-12, 10:16 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-09-12 AT 10:25 AM (EST)Wait? We can't call you Rolly? please? Monica Culpepper – Ex-NFL player’s wife. She thinks she’s starring on “The Housewives of Samoa”. bbl w/ tagline E: here we go. I am nobody's Housewife!
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02-09-12, 07:24 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
should your siggy include a picture of the naked m&m ? 
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02-09-12, 02:03 PM (EST)
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10. "Housekeeping crap? Already?" |
Just two reminders:tribe asks that you try to keep your character tag lines as brief, concise and short as possible so he has the room he needs to weave his magic spell. Also, please spread the word (use an electrified cattle prod if needed) to help us fill all of the cast spots. That is all. You may return to your regularly scheduled coffee drinking and RTV browsing.
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02-11-12, 09:38 AM (EST)
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28. "Jeff Probst" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-12 AT 09:39 AM (EST)I'll be Jiffy, if he isn't already taken. Tribe, you are so creative - just come up with a catchy tag line for me! Looking forward to another season of Be the Survivor! p.s. If you need me to be a DAW I can do that too. You decide!  
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02-14-12, 10:53 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-14-12 AT 10:54 AM (EST)Since the contestants are all on one beach I could do a Star Trek like "The Neutral Zone" or "The No Fly Zone" between camps Tag: Where no camera has gone before. Kimberly Spradlin: Bridezilla Killa I'm not gonna be a siggie piggie but if anyone wants to do the Resentment Island aka Retirement Island aka Redemption Island (my snark runneth over) A sulky, thrown to the curb Redemption Island. perfect. Tag: I'll get you for this.
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02-14-12, 01:34 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-14-12 AT 01:35 PM (EST)Siggie Piggie? bwahahahahahahh roflmao! 
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02-15-12, 10:54 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
Oh, come on, it HAS to be Colton. Tagline: Will Gay for Pay. >
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02-21-12, 10:05 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
Can I still take Matt, Obligatory Douchebag Lawyer?
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03-08-12, 10:47 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd" |
If I can still join up I'll take Sabrina: the teen-teaching witch
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03-09-12, 06:25 PM (EST)
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67. "Characters Still Available! Don't Delay, Get Yours Today!" |
It's hard to believe, but we still have some character spots available. Just claim them here and get in on the BTS action.Below is my current "available" list. *PLEASE* post here if I've made an error or to sign up. Manono Men Bill Posey Jonas Otsuji Michael Jefferson Salani Women Chelsea Meissner Christina Cha Kat Edorsson Nina Acosta Sabrina Thompson
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