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"Brandon vs. Mikayla"
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09-22-11, 12:04 PM (EST)
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"Brandon vs. Mikayla"
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-11 AT 09:08 PM (EST)

Lock up Brandon and Mikayla in an UFC cage. Who wins and by how?

I'm going with Mikayla in round two with a submissive choke hold. Brandon blacks out from being touched by a harlot.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Mikayla by pre-fight knockout. Estee 09-22-11 1
   RE: Mikayla by pre-fight knockout. Belle Book 09-22-11 4
 RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla dabo 09-22-11 2
 RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla agman 09-22-11 3
 RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla finallytyping 09-22-11 5
   RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla agman 09-22-11 7
       RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla finallytyping 09-23-11 11
 RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla RollDdice 09-22-11 6
   RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla suzzee 09-23-11 8
       RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla agman 09-23-11 9
 RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla kingfish 09-23-11 10
   RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla RollDdice 09-23-11 12
       RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla kingfish 09-23-11 13
           RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla RollDdice 09-24-11 14
               RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla PepeLePew13 09-24-11 15
                   RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla kingfish 09-24-11 16
 RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla Naked 09-28-11 17

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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-11, 12:23 PM (EST)
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1. "Mikayla by pre-fight knockout."
She shows up in typical fight gear. He immediately runs face-first into the nearest wall to escape from the temptation.
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09-22-11, 04:31 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Mikayla by pre-fight knockout."
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-11 AT 04:32 PM (EST)

Agreed. Only problem is, Mikayla's not the problem, Brandon's own desires are.


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09-22-11, 12:58 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
I give Brandon 45 seconds in the first round, he's a typical bully who can't take it himself. His only chance is to run away, otherwise the cornerback puts him down.


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09-22-11, 01:11 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
It's a two hitter, Mikayla hits Brandon, and Brandon hits the ground! Winner Mikayla by KO.

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09-22-11, 05:12 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Brandon would have no chance as he would suffer a catatonic attack, similar to the one experienced by Cindy Brady on the game show episode, upon seeing Mikayla. The "on air" light is just replaced by Mikayla's headlights, so to speak.
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09-22-11, 05:19 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
If you remember that Brady Bunch episode, I don't feel so old all of a sudden!

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09-23-11, 01:00 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Yep, watched it on our 3 channel black/white tv back in the day. Having those memories makes me feel old, but watching these shows makes me feel young and kind of stupid (for watching.)
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09-22-11, 05:15 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
15 seconds into the first round. Mikayla has taken off her robe and Brandon stares at her chest protector, the gloves, the mouthguard.
His circuit breaker trips and he faints in the middle of the Octagon.


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09-23-11, 10:32 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Wait till I hit him with my high beams.


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09-23-11, 11:05 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
I'd kinda like to see those high beams!



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09-23-11, 11:10 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
I think she should wrap her legs around his head in a scissor hold, and he should die choking on a vagina.

And if she should reach a peak and explode? So much tha apt-er.

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09-23-11, 02:04 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Does your fantasy life have a "Pay per View" option? I think that would be a solid entertainment investment.




Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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09-23-11, 03:09 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
A USB brain plug! Why didn't I think of that.

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09-24-11, 03:03 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"

Oh no, my friend. With you it's got to be at least FireWire 800 or eSata to even have a chance to keep up.

I don't want the video to slow down or buffer just as I get to the good stuff.

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09-24-11, 06:41 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
I'm pretty sure Kingfish has an USB that is plug-and-play ready at all times.

Ifyaknowwhatimean.

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09-24-11, 08:40 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Last time I used my flash drive, I got in trouble.
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09-28-11, 02:13 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Everyone seems to have the idea that Mikayla would win in this, but I think that hands down that Brandon wins in a forfeit. There would not be enough room in the ring for Mikayla to get in with Brandon and his enormous Hantz ego.

VOTE NAKED 2004

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