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"Benji's back."
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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08-25-11, 12:06 PM (EST)
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"Benji's back."
He crossed the Himalayas to get here.

On foot.

One foot. He hopped the whole way. Which was ten thousand miles. Through the snow. Uphill. But that was okay, because not only did the snow melt from the heat of his sex appeal, but the land itself was leveled by sheer exposure to his awesomeness. And he spent the entire trip drinking love and urinating gasoline, the later of which lowered the price by thirty cents nationwide. Because Benji loves everyone as long as they're as spectacular as he is, which is to say, Benji loves himself.

Documentation? Proof? Um...

...well, Benji's back. We've confirmed that much.

(Sorry.)

So, so sorry...

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Benji's back. PepeLePew13 08-26-11 1
   RE: Benji's back. michel 08-28-11 2
       RE: Benji's back. PepeLePew13 08-28-11 3
           RE: Benji's back. michel 08-28-11 4

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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-11, 04:22 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Benji's back."
I hear there are pygmies in Samoa, crossed over from New Guinea. That should give him a bigger challenge than any he'd get from that wuss Ozzy and the other 16 castaways. Bring them on!
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08-28-11, 09:54 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Benji's back."
But Ozzy is a pygmy himself.


Ils sont fous, ces Romains!

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3. "RE: Benji's back."
Ozzy only likes female asses.

Or so I've been told.

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08-28-11, 10:19 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Benji's back."
Billy would disagree. Ozzy sure went after his ass in a hurry.
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