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"If Mark Burnett ran the world."
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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05-16-11, 09:55 AM (EST)
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"If Mark Burnett ran the world."
'So you're telling me the wonder drug we released last year kills twenty percent of the people who take it and leaves the other eighty in mindless screaming agony for the rest of their lives. And you want me to pull the drug off the market. Why? Dead people don't sue and anyone who's mindlessly screaming doesn't have the brainpower to go to court. And since they're alive, the drug clearly did its work. We can just blame the twenty percent on doing something stupid. Like breathing. I hear everyone who's ever breathed eventually died.'

'We should market a cure for that.'

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: If Mark Burnett ran the world. Skiver 05-16-11 1
 RE: If Mark Burnett ran the world. suzzee 05-16-11 2
   RE: If Mark Burnett ran the world. RollDdice 05-16-11 3
 If Mark Burnett ran a basketball te... Colonel Zoidberg 05-21-11 4
 If Mark Burnett ran a High School. michel 05-21-11 5
 If Mark Burnett ran the Rapture kingfish 05-22-11 6
   RE: If Mark Burnett ran the Rapture michel 05-22-11 7
       RE: If Mark Burnett ran the Rapture PepeLePew13 05-22-11 8
           *SkunkKick* foonermints 05-23-11 9

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Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings
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05-16-11, 12:01 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: If Mark Burnett ran the world."
But the advertising spots would be irresitable. Wonderfully dramatic music, great swooshing camera moves, classy production values all round. Drug efficacy? That's a question for another time.
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05-16-11, 02:06 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: If Mark Burnett ran the world."
IF?


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05-16-11, 02:33 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: If Mark Burnett ran the world."
Yeah, I thought that was an undisputed fact. After all, I hypnotized 13.1 million viewers last night. Take that, Merck!

And Jeff Probst is my number one drug pusher pharmaceutical rep.



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05-21-11, 05:00 PM (EST)
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4. "If Mark Burnett ran a basketball team."
"So in the last game we played, that new scheme of defense gave up 160 points, and Dirk Nowitzki scored at will. We also couldn't shoot because we put duct tape over the hoop we were shooting into. Also, our strategy of taking all our free throws from half court was a disaster. We're down 2-0 in this series. I know what we have to do."

"What's that?"

"Run the exact same scheme again. It's bound to work. Except we need to put Phillip at point guard."

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05-21-11, 05:52 PM (EST)
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5. "If Mark Burnett ran a High School."
The popular kids would get all the attention from teachers.

The athletes would be given games to play that favor their abilities.

The lunch lady would only serve food that she wouldn't eat.

The smart kids would be made to look dumb. They would be constantly outwitted by older kids that were asked to come back to boost the average scores. Those outwitted would be sent to Remedial island where they would have to repeat their lessons until they get it right and then only one would return to regular classes.

If you find an exam idol, you are allowed to skip classes until the end of the year. Finally, only the one that is the most liked gets to graduate.

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6. "If Mark Burnett ran the Rapture"
Actually, I can't complete this thought.

I just scared myself silly.

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7. "RE: If Mark Burnett ran the Rapture"
You gave me visions of spending eternity in Ponderosa surrounded by Coach, Phillip and Shambo. The horor...
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8. "RE: If Mark Burnett ran the Rapture"
And don't forget Russhole.
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