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"Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
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05-06-11, 04:42 PM (EST)
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"Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
Ralph came into this game with several unique opportunities that he just didn't take advantage of. Here are some of the things he could have done to use his body hair to his advantage.

1. He could have knitted an Afghan blanket that kept the whole tribe covered and warm at night.

2. He could have trained the fleas living in it to hunt, thus providing more food for his tribe.

3. He could have weaved it together into strings and made a musical instrument. He could have then serenaded all of the young ladies on the island that he never quite connected with.

4. He could have never said a word, and everyone on the island would have thought that he was just part of the vegetation assuring that he would never have been voted out.

Feel free to add anything else that you can think of on this monumental waste of resources.


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 RE: Things Ralph could have done wi... michel 05-06-11 1
   Macrame Plant Hanger foonermints 05-06-11 3
 RE: Things Ralph could have done wi... dabo 05-06-11 2
 RE: Things Ralph could have done wi... finallytyping 05-07-11 4
   Aside foonermints 05-08-11 5
 Interesting curb appeal? tribephyl 05-08-11 6
 RE: Things Ralph could have done wi... mrc 05-09-11 7
 RE: Things Ralph could have done wi... suzzee 05-10-11 8
 RE: Things Ralph could have done wi... Brownroach 05-11-11 9

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05-06-11, 05:22 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."

Yous tawking aboute me? Ma stragedy wus to be a fur cote dat the ladees wood where and carrie me to the end. Ah'd be the cote in the cote-tale ridung stragedy.

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3. "Macrame Plant Hanger"
You coulda put yer head in it.


Russell: Lookin' Purdy!

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05-06-11, 11:08 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
He could be a one-man bird nursery, the birdman of Redemption Island, then he would have felt the love.


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4. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
They could have used him as a sponge to soak up all the moisture from the rotted rice. I don't think Steve would have let him, though.
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From the degree of stinkiness exotic spices that may have been added.


Cleaner than clean! Just look at me!

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7. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
Good thing he wasn't on TAR this season.

What is Phil's golf equipment?

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8. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
Chia Pet model


Hey! Who moved the island?


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9. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
They could have staged a production of

Hair: The American Tribal Love-Ralph Musical

on his torso.

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