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""Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘Ashes, ashes, the Clue Falls Down’""

Rob likes the crispy rice and I serve the refried pork Immunity Challenge. Phillip is one step away from the butterfly net and Sarita’s fortune cookie reads ‘strong weasel often is victorious over honest chicken’.

Again, I find myself pushing my client’s video project toward the finish line, and rather than give you anything half-ashed, I present this simple launching pad for your thoughts, challenges and analysis.

I am going to remove the chop sticks that are holding up my eyelids and contemplate a snarky summary tomorrow.

Happy Bashing, one and all.




Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 We have something to say about this... tribephyl 03-31-11 1
   RE: We have something to say about ... Scarlett O Hara 03-31-11 2
   Ohhhhhh Triiiiiiibe! suzzee 03-31-11 3
   To be brief.... agman 03-31-11 7
       RE: To be br... jbug 03-31-11 9
       OH NO.;.................... agman 03-31-11 16
       RE: To be br... suzzee 03-31-11 22
   Help! jbug 03-31-11 10
   Crab Patty Cakes suzzee 03-31-11 23
   Hyper Drive suzzee 03-31-11 24
   Idol Chatter suzzee 04-02-11 53
       RE: Idol Chatter Belle Book 04-02-11 54
 RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘As... suzzee 03-31-11 4
   Looooky! foonermints 03-31-11 11
       Looooky! Yes. But no touchy suzzee 03-31-11 15
           THAT foonermints 03-31-11 17
               RE: THAT suzzee 03-31-11 26
           RE: Looooky! Yes. But no touchy agman 03-31-11 21
               Boom chaka bow bow suzzee 03-31-11 25
 RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘As... agman 03-31-11 5
   Bird Poo suzzee 03-31-11 28
       RE: Bird Poo agman 03-31-11 33
 RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘As... agman 03-31-11 6
   Just Exactly What foonermints 03-31-11 14
       RE: Just Exactly What agman 03-31-11 19
 Springtime in Raunchyland kingfish 03-31-11 8
   RE: Springtime in Raunchyland foonermints 03-31-11 12
       RE: Springtime in Raunchyland kingfish 03-31-11 13
           RE: Springtime in Raunchyland foonermints 03-31-11 18
               RE: Springtime in Raunchyland agman 03-31-11 20
                   PSA Karchita 04-01-11 50
   FOUL suzzee 03-31-11 27
       speaking of innuendo tribephyl 03-31-11 29
           RE: speaking of innuendo agman 03-31-11 31
           RE: speaking of innuendo suzzee 03-31-11 32
       RE: FOUL agman 03-31-11 30
           RE: FOUL suzzee 03-31-11 34
           RE: FOUL suzzee 03-31-11 35
               RE: FOUL agman 03-31-11 38
                   Why foonermints 03-31-11 39
                       RE: Why agman 03-31-11 40
                       RE: Why Scarlett O Hara 03-31-11 41
                           RE: Why michel 03-31-11 42
                               RE: Why michel 03-31-11 43
                                   RE: Why michel 03-31-11 44
                                       RE: Why michel 03-31-11 45
                                           RE: Why michel 03-31-11 46
       I Found This Stuff foonermints 03-31-11 36
   RE: Springtime in Raunchyland michel 03-31-11 37
       RE: Springtime in Raunchyland suzzee 04-01-11 49
           RE: Springtime in Raunchyland michel 04-01-11 51
 epic spoil dabo 04-01-11 47
 Who's your Daddy? kingfish 04-01-11 48
 RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘As... Molaholic 04-01-11 52
   RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘As... kingfish 04-02-11 55
 Burnt Sacrifices kingfish 04-04-11 56
   RE: Burnt Sacrifices Spanky68 04-05-11 57
       Island Chat: Truth be told suzzee 04-05-11 58
 A Scheduling Note RollDdice 04-07-11 59

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1. "We have something to say about this..."
...perhaps?

Feel free to grab one and comment, if the wild hair grabs ya'!

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2. "RE: We have something to say about this..."
I've changed my mind, it's time to get that clue back. Phillip's pink panties and your mention of wild hairs is enough to push me over the edge ... of the volcano.

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3. "Ohhhhhh Triiiiiiibe!"
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 10:27 AM (EST)

You're awesome sweetie!!

AHEM....

Noooooobody knooooooows da trouuuuuuble I'vvvvve seeeeeen,

Noooooobody knooooooows da paaaaaaain.....

He's killing me, and I had to keep wiping the spit from my lens, my sunglasses, my skin........it burns, it burns.....


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7. " To be brief........."
I just claimed the pink panties cause they are more interesting than my character MIke!

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9. "RE: To be brief........."
Honestly man, (Mike) you're so far under the radar your name actually came up for the vote - just cause none of your tribe mates know you're there either


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16. "OH NO.;...................."
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 02:27 PM (EST)


Oh GAWD, I see those ##@@*** Panties in my nightmares all the time being worn by that big old glob of glup!



after all, I am the original crabman

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22. "RE: To be brief........."
Be still my heart and he has pink socks to match. Or is the red hair dye running down, down, down.

Over at Losers Lodge I've staked a claim to the tent closest to the port-a-potty. Someone here (*not Russell) seems to be talking to someone, seems to be calling her Miss something or other. I don't know about that, who would want to live in the latrine?

I hear we get to go on a little vacation, courtesy of MB. I hear it's an island. yay.



Pink is your color ag <3

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10. "Help!"
my eyes, my eyes!

Those pink panties are gonna blind me!


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23. "Crab Patty Cakes"

If you castaways stay out of my crevices, I'll stay out of yours.

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24. "Hyper Drive"
We're having TWO Redemption Islands next season.

First you go to Redemption #1 win and stay, lose and you go to Redemption #2 and will get a third chance to stay (but only if we think you'd goose the ratings).

Hey, what about three or four, no...no...wait for it.....

An island for everyone voted off. Yeeees!! Woo woo!! High Five!!


You will love who I say you'll love

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53. "Idol Chatter"
I like it when Andrea holds me close, I'm stayin' with her.


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54. "RE: Idol Chatter"
Actually, I think you're with Rob. I'm with Ralph, but I think I'll be parted from him fairly soon. Zapatera isn't as smart --or as strong -- as Omenotepe. But at least I'm Troll free!


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4. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘Ashes, ashes, the Clue Falls Down’""
Hey Sarita! I've been keeping a stick for your teeth. Here girl, here girl FETCH! :>


Hey! Who moved the island?

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11. "Looooky!"
Now I can romp OVER you while my dirty robot explores your subterranean chambers. You've got em. it was the molecular acid. Lucky you don't sink.


Don't worry about me, I'll just float on a tree to Las Vegas or something.
Now just where is Phillip? By the look of his pink panties there might be the world's smallest coconut down there.

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15. "Looooky! Yes. But no touchy"
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 02:18 PM (EST)

You need to see my PIMP ATTORNEY


if you plan to monkey around in my bushes

PG13 violation ISLAND YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Jeeze fooner, busted by the PG13 police >bwahaha


Hey! Who moved the island?


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17. "THAT"
Will teach you.

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26. "RE: THAT"
suuuuuuuure it will

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21. "RE: Looooky! Yes. But no touchy"
*jumps in cold shower!.....

bwahahahahah Suzzee said bushes

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25. "Boom chaka bow bow"
I don't know what comes over me.........


agman makes me hot


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5. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘Ashes, ashes, the Clue Falls Down’""
I would just like to make the announcement that I think I am a non-entity on the show!!!!! I guess I'm just to Manly for the rest. Hooooooraaaahhhhh!


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28. "Bird Poo"
You're hot >snort<

Hey hold still while I take aim.

Fire ONE!

HIT! I sunk your prattle ship


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33. "RE: Bird Poo"
>HIT! I sunk your prattle ship


Actually, you didn't shoot low enough. I ride in a submarine.
That way I can always be Long, and hard, and full of seamen!


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6. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘Ashes, ashes, the Clue Falls Down’""
I know you're all jealous of me cause I get more camera time than all y'all Put together!!!!! My only draw back is that I seem to get a lot of skid marks. I wonder if it's a genetic thing?



Oh yea, I make Phillip look HOT!!

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14. "Just Exactly What"
IS that? You know. Well, It's so small you probably doan even stretch there. You know, If I put you on, the two of us could really impress the wimmins.


I ain't never goin' away..

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19. "RE: Just Exactly What"
When PHillip was a child, he suffered from a severe case of "Small Cox"


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8. "Springtime in Raunchyland"
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 08:15 PM (EST)


Or, the cherries are ripe for plucking

Ok, that's a joke, there ain't no cherries to pluck at my School for Raunchy Girls, you know that, we know that, and there ain't no sense in pretending. We are ho's, we're really raunchy ho's, and we're proud of that. We ho around on our Vespa Orange County Choppers for all to see, and that's that.

Even my secret inside spoiler source (*not-Russell) knows that, in fact we peel him off a freebie once in a while, when his spoilers are especially good.

Like today.


Spoiler #1: The Ghost Jury is starting to form up. We have Phillip's ex-ho's Francesca and Kristina, the Russellettes, and poopy pants himself, Russell. Joining them is the Ghost of Survivors past, the Pirate King Rupert, and the ghost of Lex's gut. The Ghost Jury vote right now is mostly for Matt with Lex's gut dissenting. He just has a feeling.

Spoiler #2: Rooster doesn't know what cohesive means. Jeff is just messing with old Ralph's head. Next week he'll ask him if he thinks he is hirsute.

Spoiler #3: Mike has never read Heller's "Catch 22". He apparently believes (as do many "educated" people) that any quandary where there are two possible solutions, and they are both bad, is a "Catch 22" situation. I mean, anyone knows that there have to be at least 22 possible bad solutions to be a "Catch 22". Duh.

Spoiler #4: Saint Matthew has angered his pal, God. He has gone from praying to God that he'll do anything to win RI challenges to telling god to keep him on the island. This change from asking to telling might anger God, who as we all know can wreak holy hell with those who become a little too demanding.

Saint Matthew will be delighted to know that another burning bush will visit him tonite.

Spoiler #5: The RabFadda will be arrested by the Nicaraguan Parks and Game Rangers for throwing trash into one of their beloved natural wonders. Unfortunately for him, the Nicaraguan prosecutor has video (as do all of us DVR-ers and Tivo-ers) of him having a big laugh as he does so.

(* legal disclaimer.)



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{Remember folks cut and paste "Because Spoiler to the stars, MissyPissy says so!" in your voting thread on spoilers. Don't let me down. I'm financing this spoiling gig out of my own pocket, and it's getting serious.}


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12. "RE: Springtime in Raunchyland"
»and poopy pants himself, Russell«

I should have been so lucky.

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13. "RE: Springtime in Raunchyland"
Spoiler: The Ghost of Bruce's intestine explodes onto the scene.

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18. "RE: Springtime in Raunchyland"
This "spoiler" kind of stinks.

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20. "RE: Springtime in Raunchyland"
>This "spoiler" kind of stinkssucks. There, fixed that for you!


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50. "PSA"
For the squimish among us, please do not use the words 'sucks' and 'Phillip's Pink Panties' in the same post.

Thank you for you cooperation.

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27. "FOUL"
Saint Matthew will be delighted to know that another burning bush will visit him tonite.

Sarita is a natural brunette, Phillip is the red head.


HONK ISLAND This is your second PG13 warning.

I protest:

Innuendo is the last refuge of the smart a$$.


Hey! Who moved the island?


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29. "speaking of innuendo"
for a smarta$$ may I suggest a dallop of...

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31. "RE: speaking of innuendo"
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 04:01 PM (EST)

Oh...don't get me started on innuendo for that one!

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32. "RE: speaking of innuendo"
Is that some kind of hand cream? Hmmmm?


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30. "RE: FOUL"
I know, All of these non pg-13 comments are Bush League if you ask me!.....



I like to keep my comments brief!

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34. "RE: FOUL"
Cut-Print
Available on EBay
Shop Mr. Cameraman's PG Out-takes and Innuendo Emporium

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35. "RE: FOUL"
Bush League indeed.


Welcome to Innuendo Island


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38. "RE: FOUL"

roflmao...bwahahahahahah....Suzzee said bush again!!!



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39. "Why"
Do Crabs find "Bush" so funny?
Oh wait..

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40. "RE: Why"
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 09:59 PM (EST)

>Do Crabs find "Bush" so funny?
>
>Oh wait..


*snort!......I was trying to figure out how to get bush and crabs together in this post and you just did it for me!



You could even go so far as to say I was "itching" to do it!

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41. "RE: Why"
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 10:20 PM (EST)

You know what they say, a wet wood in hand is worth two crabs in the bush. I'm missin' Ambuh right about now!


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42. "RE: Why"
Luk whu thinks he's so smurt. I'll beat yous de next thime we do puzzles.



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43. "RE: Why"
Hey! Ralph: You seemingly are under the misguided impression that I have been banished to Redemption island. I'm still participating and vehemently desire to complete those puzzles.


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44. "RE: Why"
Din't we sent yous to Revolting Eyeland?

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45. "RE: Why"
No, Sarita was sent packing.

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46. "RE: Why"
The Upitown Gurl dat wus always gumplaining? Gundammit. I missed dat.



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36. "I Found This Stuff"
I plan using on the uglier tangles found on the Island:

Monkeys have to swing free!


Spanky? Spanky?..

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37. "RE: Springtime in Raunchyland"
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-11 AT 07:25 PM (EST)

>Spoiler #2: Rooster doesn't know what
>cohesive means. Jeff is just
>messing with old Ralph's head.
>Next week he'll ask him
>if he thinks he is
>hirsute.

I shure know wut coesive means, it's just dat Ah wus surprised Jeff would akuse us like dat in pubik. We didn't coesive any of dose yuggins, Krasta and Stifinie. Ah'm a married man and I luv my wife 150% to 200% of the time and I wusn't even attraqted to dose gurls so Ah din't coesive dem into anything.


As for being hirsute, I'd rather be theresute.

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49. "RE: Springtime in Raunchyland"

As for being hirsute, I'd rather be theresute.

I believe it's hisute, hirsuit, theresute, if you're conjugaling virbs

MY EYES, MY EYES

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51. "RE: Springtime in Raunchyland"
Maybe in yur eyria, but in ma parts, it's hirsute, theresute, everywheresutesute.


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47. "epic spoil"
It took sorting through a googol of data but I've finally figured out your masterplan, MB. Phil has a Rugrat twin who will be turning up for a family visit. This will create an interdimensional rift. Whatever you are planning to do with it, I'll be waiting.


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48. "Who's your Daddy?"
LAST EDITED ON 04-01-11 AT 02:18 PM (EST)

Or Don't Look at the Burning Bush, or you're going straight to Hell, Holy Boy!!

Yesterday was Spanish Day at the Muy Raunchyita Escuela. We are all instructed to learn one word in Spanish on this day which happens at least once a year. Today the word is BURRITO. We are also required to pass our learning on to other, less fortunate people. Like you, dear Reader.

So, all together now, say BURRITO. BOO-REET-TOE! That means "Number Three on the Taco Bell Menu". Got that? If you repeat it ten times you will be able to recall it easier. I know this higher education takes a little work, but it will all be worth it when you find that you can go into a fast food Mexican restaurant and order in their native language.

So this is the fulfillment of my obligation, and for this I will receive an A. Or in Spanish, an AH. (a little extra from yours truly, if you please).

My Secret Spoiler Source (*not-Russell) however doesn't speako the lingo as well as I do, so I have to revert to English with him. Here are his latest spoilers.

Spoiler #1: The Hall9000 is also not my Spoiler Source. It's just on retainer for the big number crunching jobs, like spotting "iLli" (or Lill) in "Phillip". And they aren't twins, they are actually the same person. She just shaved her head and traded her boy scout togs for red Tighty Whiteys.

Rumor has it that the name "Hall9000" is also on the list of subpoenas. Which is fortunate for me, because I may need a scapegoat.

Spoiler #2: Speaking of Phillip related Spoilers, rumor has it that he is a real nut. Bona Fide insane.

Spoiler #3: In the upcoming episode Ralph will once again be mistaken for Beach fuzz, but the camera man will afford him a confessional anyway. It will be a slow day for confessionals. It will be such a slow day that the cameraman will film the frog jumping in slow-motion, in reverse motion, in reversed white/black slow-motion, and in sepia for that old fashioned effect. Ralph will lick the frogs butt when he loses his pet toad, and shorty thereafter will begin speaking clearly. It' won't last however.


Spoiler #4: Saint Matthew will be instructed by a burning bush to:

“Removith his toga, liest down on the alter of holy bamboo, and entertainith a Horny Cougar who willist descend from the Mountain as unto a monkey in heat, and crooketh her finger at him. That this Cougar is his savior from weeks of deprivation. And it will be good.

As always, the pygmys will gape in awe.

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52. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘Ashes, ashes, the Clue Falls Down’""
Here I was sure being the suffer was a sure way to fame and fortune...

•The most certifiably certified nut job ever in the history of Reality TV, pink chones and all.
•Some more primadonnas worthy of their own private RTV situation, forced into the background.
•Is there something more primadonnaish than a primadonna? Or do we just use the term 'Bawstun'?
•Redemption Island -- it's not just IC-rehash anymore.

Maybe I should just jump over to Top Shot - Reloaded and Chopped: All-Stars.


Tribe’s double duty 2011

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55. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S22 Ep07: ‘Ashes, ashes, the Clue Falls Down’""
Spoiler: The Spirit of the Snuffer finally faces up to the fact that his job has been taken over by the Spirit of the Buff Burning Pit.

He joins the Spirit of the Vote Jar in the second row of displaced and under-appreciated Survivor gadgets.

He's not a rock star anymore, and he is sad.

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56. "Burnt Sacrifices"
Or the Taming of the Stew

Cooking classes at the Raunchy Girl School aren't just cupcakes and butterscotch cookies. They also involve a certain dish we like to call crispy rice. Actually it's the burnt crust left on the bottom of the pot when you cook rice a little too long.

We scrape it off and serve it to the school dogs. Which brings me to my point. Phillip is a mad dog. That is all.

This week we shared a bit of it with my inside source spoiler at Survivor (*not Russell), and in return he shared a few spoilers with me.

Spoiler #1: God tells Saint Matthew that his journey into the promised land will require a splitting of the red sea, and that his job is to figure out how this is related to Sarita.

Spoiler #2: God tells temptress Sarita, on the other hand, that "if it's old enough to get it up, it's old enough to get down with it".

Spoiler #3: David gets in Julie's face this week. And Julie beats him into beach spunk, serving notice that she ain't no Sarita.

Spoiler #4: On the day of the challenge the Howler monkeys return Rooster to camp after having kidnapped him in the mistaken belief that he was one of their own. Apparently they got along well, however, and they can even be heard off in the distance doing the Rooster Crow. One does the crow, and the rest fall out of the trees laughting (FOOTTL in monkey computer talk).

Spoiler #5: The Specter of the MERGE MONSTER has Rabfadda on the edge of his seat. This monster appeared in the middle of the night, it formed from mist that appeared in Andrea's unholy pentagram. For just a brief moment, one could see a flash of her fangs dripping venom in the starlit jungle. And her eerie laugh scared the night shift cameraman out of his tighty whities.


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57. "RE: Burnt Sacrifices"
I can't wait to win this last RI challenge and come back into the game. Hell hath no fury like a Fabio-look-alike scorned.

Oh, and Andrea, know that I am saving myself for you my dulcet darling.

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58. "Island Chat: Truth be told"
Careful Andrea, your little love slave has a LOT of time on his hands with that parade of Survivorettes. The next duel is a version of Hide the Salami, talk about a custom guaranteed suited for his strengths challenge, this is it.


Hey! Who moved the island?


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59. "A Scheduling Note"
Due to some insane work and travel, I won't be able to start the thresd this week and next. Suzzee was kind enough to "volunteer" to start the thresd for tonight's episode. (confidential to Suzzee-the blackmail photos are being returned to you.) And Kingfish will cover next week.
(I couldn't find anything that you're embarrassed about, so just thanks for your kindness.)

I hope to have the chance to jump in and post. Be good and don't abuse them any more than usual.



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