I've been here before or is it just one of those pesky flashbacks....
Something weird happened. I knew Survivor was a new episode. It was Wednesday, the DVR is set to record “Only New Episodes” and it came on, Jiffy reminded us of the whole first episode but the next hour was like I’d seen it all before. Let me take you there………Twilight Zone music
Green Stamp Redemption Island (sort of like another island they sent people to. Déjà vu #1)
Here we have Francheesedoodle on
Exile Retread Island telling herself that it’s a good place to be. Nothing like a fully functioning fully fueled camp lantern to help you find the flint and get a fire started. Careful Frannie that lantern gets mighty hot. Remember to blow it out before you go to bed, you don’t want to start a fire or anything. Good Luck is right.
The after TC party at Not so OkeyDokey:
The guy from Primal State tells BRob that he “almost got duped tonight”. What? Just tonight Phil? What about the last night, the night before and maybe the weekend before that?
BRob humors Phil and I hear the Godfather theme playing in my head while
Frado Phil tells BRob that he “owns his vote” for eternity or at least until he gets back from Redemption Island. BRob scratches Phil behind the ear and wonders if Amber will let him keep him. Please Ambah, I promise I’ll take care of him. Can I? Pleeeeease?
BRob tells the rest of the Super Six what’s what and we scoot on over to Zabadabado.
“The Rooster Crows at Noon ” (sort of like another overall wearing good ol’ boy. Déjà vu #2)
Ralph who instead of picking an alliance picks up rocks and literally stumbles into the honey hole and Hot Doggie! he finds himself a brand new HII! How dumb is that? It’s almost Russell dumb. (Déjà vu # 3)
Oh, that’s right, it’s as simple as wipin’ your two fleshy prominences formed by the gluteus muscles with toilet paper. You couldn’t escape the Rooster’s quote with the mute button, no sir. Production subtitled that one especially for those quick of thumb. You must love him. Jiffy says you must love who he says you should. (Dejà vu #4)
Camera #2 pans to a couple of seagulls (ok so they’re not sea gulls I don’t know what they are. It’s called poetic license) and a couple of multi-colored frogs with some easy listening dinner music playing in the background.
What’s this? Is this a showmance brewing between Andrea and Matt? Oh no, not on BRob’s watch. He invented this move and nobody’s using it while he’s around. (déjà vu, oh well you get the picture). BRob suggests to the “oh so suggestible” Natalie that either Phil or Andrea should go to “keep the tribe strong” yada yada.
As long as Matt doesn’t do anything stupid, he’s golden.
On to Fabio’s Outhouse for the traditional fishing gear/immunity challenge.
Swim, climb, smash, unlock, throw, break tiles and win.
Zappa (credit Rolldice) wins and Matt does a dumba$$ thing. Matt, Matt, Matt, sigh, wooing the farmer’s daughter was strike 1, wooing the other team was strike 2. Remember who is watching, no making pre merge friends little buddy. strike 3. tsk tsk toast.
gets needs a clue
With his vast well of experience, Russhell knows a clue is in the basket. He always found idols without clues but since he never had a clue he has no practice in keeping that on the down low. Ralph spots him fumbling around and the stage is set for the face off.
Russhell catches Kristina’s math illness and he thinks 3 votes is all he needs to win this game. Shoot, he had three in his other two alliances before and he won those seasons. Well he thinks so. Good thing he’s playing a different game this time.
Ralph confronts Russhell over the HII clue, Russhell denies having a clue and ominous lightning strikes. Honestly I don’t think Russell ever had a clue either but that’s another story.
Back over to OkeyDokey for a pre-tribal council briefing from Phil. Fast forward through that, I can’t listen to it again.
BRob gives us the TC low down and Matt tells us how good BRob is. Son, you have no idea.
OkeyDokey moves on to Tribal Council, Matt moves on to Redemption Island.
Ok my friends, I have to get some work done at work, I have a stressful government job and you don’t want me to snap do you?
Hey! Who moved the island?