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"S22 Gufu Award Thread"
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The Gufu Award was established for pointing out the dangdumbest game moves in Survivor. The original intent was simply to pay attention to what the contestants do and say that's dangdumb gameness, but from the outset of The Gufu Award noncontestant stuff had a way of creeping in, so there are actually two categories you may cast your votes on, Contestant and Production. Please keep them separate.

Just to start things off:

Production Gufu: Returning two players with a bunch of all new players, been done and it wasn't that great an idea the first time; fixing it so that players who had been voted out could get back in the game, been done and it was a horrible idea the first time; combining those failures and amplifying them to a game-altering redefining motif... desperate, really desperate.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Week 1 dabo 02-17-11 1
   RE: Week 1 Sunny_Bunny 02-17-11 2
   RE: Week 1 Dakota 02-18-11 7
 RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread jbug 02-17-11 3
   RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread suzzee 02-18-11 4
       RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread CTgirl 02-18-11 6
           RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread suzzee 02-19-11 8
               RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread michel 02-20-11 12
 RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Belle Book 02-18-11 5
 RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Colonel Zoidberg 02-19-11 9
 RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Molaholic 02-19-11 10
   RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread HDTV 02-20-11 11
       RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread qwertypie 02-22-11 13
 week 2 dabo 02-24-11 14
   RE: week 2 kiki_k 02-24-11 15
       RE: week 2 iltarion 02-24-11 16
   RE: week 2 Colonel Zoidberg 02-24-11 17
   RE: week 2 PepeLePew13 02-24-11 18
       RE: week 2 dabo 02-24-11 19
       RE: week 2 Brownroach 02-24-11 20
   RE: week 2 Belle Book 02-24-11 21
       RE: week 2 iltarion 02-24-11 22
           RE: week 2 CTgirl 02-25-11 23
               RE: week 2 dabo 02-25-11 24
 Week 3 dabo 03-03-11 25
   RE: Week 3 Dakota 03-03-11 26
       RE: Week 3 mindy23 03-03-11 27
           RE: Week 3 dabo 03-03-11 30
           RE: Week 3 Brownroach 03-04-11 35
       RE: Week 3 jbug 03-03-11 28
           RE: Week 3 byoffer 03-03-11 29
               RE: Week 3 iltarion 03-03-11 31
                   RE: Week 3 HDTV 03-03-11 32
               RE: Week 3 Brownroach 03-04-11 37
                   Agree dabo 03-04-11 38
   RE: Week 3 Belle Book 03-03-11 33
   RE: Week 3 Dakota 03-03-11 34
       RE: Week 3 Karchita 03-04-11 36
 Week 4 dabo 03-10-11 39
   RE: Week 4 kiki_k 03-10-11 40
       RE: Week 4 iltarion 03-10-11 41
   RE: Week 4 Belle Book 03-10-11 42
 Week 5 dabo 03-17-11 43
   RE: Week 5 iltarion 03-17-11 44
   RE: Week 5 kiki_k 03-17-11 45
   RE: Week 5 Belle Book 03-17-11 46
       RE: Week 5 Brownroach 03-17-11 48
           RE: Week 5 Belle Book 03-18-11 54
   RE: Week 5 Dakota 03-17-11 47
   RE: Week 5 suzzee 03-17-11 49
       RE: Week 5 PepeLePew13 03-17-11 50
           RE: Week 5 Estee 03-17-11 51
               Spell it like Rooster suzzee 03-18-11 53
   RE: Week 5 dabo 03-18-11 52
 Week 6 dabo 03-24-11 55
   RE: Week 6 iltarion 03-24-11 56
   RE: Week 6 jbug 03-24-11 57
 Week 7 dabo 03-31-11 58
   RE: Week 7 jbug 03-31-11 59
       RE: Week 7 iltarion 03-31-11 60
           RE: Week 7 HDTV 03-31-11 61
   RE: Week 7 Belle Book 03-31-11 62
   RE: Week 7 Dakota 04-01-11 63
   RE: Week 7 Colonel Zoidberg 04-01-11 64
 Week 8 dabo 04-07-11 65
   RE: Week 8 Molaholic 04-07-11 66
       RE: Week 8 iltarion 04-07-11 67
   RE: Week 8 Belle Book 04-07-11 68
   RE: Week 8 Colonel Zoidberg 04-07-11 69
 Week 9 dabo 04-14-11 70
   RE: Week 9 Dakota 04-14-11 71
   RE: Week 9 Colonel Zoidberg 04-14-11 72
   RE: Week 9 jbug 04-14-11 73
       RE: Week 9 Travel_Queen 04-14-11 74
           RE: Week 9 iltarion 04-14-11 75
 Week 10 dabo 04-21-11 76
   RE: Week 10 iltarion 04-21-11 77
       RE: Week 10 dabo 04-21-11 78
   RE: Week 10 jbug 04-21-11 79
   RE: Week 10 Molaholic 04-21-11 80
       RE: Week 10 HDTV 04-21-11 81
           RE: Week 10 Nightsky 04-21-11 83
   RE: Week 10 michel 04-21-11 82
       RE: Week 10 iltarion 04-21-11 84
           RE: Week 10 michel 04-21-11 85
 Week 11 dabo 04-28-11 86
   if you insist :-) jbug 04-28-11 87
       RE: if you insist :-) iltarion 04-28-11 88
   RE: Week 11 dabo 04-29-11 89
 Week 12 dabo 05-05-11 90
   RE: Week 12 iltarion 05-05-11 91
   RE: Week 12 Naked 05-05-11 92
 RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Naked 05-12-11 93
   Finale Week . Endgames dabo 05-12-11 94
   RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Travel_Queen 05-12-11 95
       RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread PepeLePew13 05-12-11 96
           RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread dabo 05-12-11 97
               RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread HDTV 05-12-11 98
                   RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread iltarion 05-12-11 99
                       RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Belle Book 05-13-11 103
                           RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread PepeLePew13 05-15-11 104
                   RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Travel_Queen 05-13-11 101
   RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread Dakota 05-13-11 100
       RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread dabo 05-13-11 102
 Phillip's Jury performance Naked 05-16-11 105
   RE: Phillip's Jury performance dabo 05-16-11 106
       RE: Phillip's Jury performance iltarion 05-16-11 107
           RE: Phillip's Jury performance jbug 05-16-11 108
               RE: Phillip's Jury performance PepeLePew13 05-16-11 109
           RE: Phillip's Jury performance dabo 05-16-11 110
   RE: Phillip's Jury performance Estee 05-16-11 111
       RE: Phillip's Jury performance iltarion 05-16-11 112
   RE: Phillip's Jury performance Molaholic 05-16-11 113
       RE: Phillip's Jury performance qwertypie 05-17-11 114
           RE: Phillip's Jury performance dabo 05-17-11 116
       RE: Phillip's Jury performance suzzee 05-17-11 115
           RE: Phillip's Jury performance Estee 05-17-11 119
               RE: Phillip's Jury performance Brownroach 05-18-11 120
       RE: Phillip's Jury performance Dakota 05-17-11 117
       RE: Phillip's Jury performance udg 05-18-11 121
   RE: Phillip's Jury performance Dakota 05-17-11 118

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1. "Week 1"
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Contestant Gufu: Phillip -- What part of "covert" do you not understand? With intelligence ops like this is it any wonder the country is going down the tubes.

Contestant Gufu: Many players, actually, but Kristina in particular -- Okay, so they threw Rob and Russell into the mix, again, but fixating on them just distracts from the complexity and nuances of the whole game. It's going to be an incredibly boring pre-merge series if these players don't think of something else to think about.

Kudo to Russell, though. I didn't think any of them would really figure out the advantage of going to RI, but the troll got it right off the bat. Would have been great if Zapatera had intentionally tanked the first challenge and sent Russ on the vacation of a lifetime.

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2. "RE: Week 1"
Contestant Gufu: Phillip must never have seen this game before. Going all alpha on the tribe is never the right move. Neither is refusing to pronounce a name correctly and squawking incessantly about being an agent. Yeah, you da man, Sparky.

Contestant Gufu Chirstina - impressive that you found the idle without a clue, RussHell would be proud. Not impressive that you not only told two people you did it, but also showed them where you buried it. Sigh. Will this brainiac remember to bury it in a new place when she gets back to camp?

Production: No matter how many "what ifs" you toss in during the show, you will never convince us that this is a good idea.


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I actually think the Redemption Island thing will be good. Whomever they vote out might come back and get revenge. This does put a twist in the game that we haven't seen before. Oh, except for that one time with the ghost tribe that everyone hated.

GUFUs:
1. Philip for being too aggressive, knowitall-ish.
2. Kristina for wanting to weaken her tribe before they've even won a challenge.
3. Francesca for tagging along with the self-destruction of 1 and 2.

ETA Production GUFU:
What JBug said - making the first challenge so strength-dependent after putting one tribe at a distinct disadvantage.

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3. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Production:

understand you wanted to start even number of males & females.
But, 5 females on one tribe & 4 men -
vs 5 males & 4 females on the other;
then starting with a very physical strength required challenge does not make for fair.
(whoever said any game was fair?)


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4. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Yeah, it was a good thing that Rob picked the right buff too. He is much better off on the tribe with more women, especially such starstruck ones. Rigged so he'd grab the top package in Jiffy's sack? Wouldn't surprise me much. pththtt


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6. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
michel, is that you?

I thought the same thing

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8. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
No, but let me get the check cashed first.
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12. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Should I make a new entry in the rigging thread?!

I wonder how they explained things to the group, one tribe flying in with 5 women and only 3 men. Did they have a decoy dream-teamer staying with them or did they simply not care if the tribes were surprised to see two more players? They could simply tell them to act surprised.

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5. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Contestant Gufu #1: Phillip. Just what part of secret agent do you not understand?! Sheesh!

Contestant Gufu #2: Francesca. You really should learn to keep your big mouth shut! That helped get you voted out!

Contestant Gufu #3: Kristina. Trusting Francesca with the secret of the Hidden Immunity Idol was a smart move. Trusting Phillip was not. Also, I understand the desire to get rid of Boston Rob, but not just yet!


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9. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Contestant Gufu #1: Francesca. Open mouth on minute one, insert both feet and your entire closet of shoes. Just hail the Quit Boat and make it faster. It's too bad, though; she sounded entertaining.

Contestant Gufu #2: Kristina. Remind me to play poker with you sometime. I'll know right off if you have pocket aces or a 2-7 offsuit because you will volunteer the information. Playing hard is caneled out ten times over by playing stupid. If you're my competition in law school, I'll graduate at the top of my class. For that matter, if Francesca's my opponent in court, I won't lose a case.

Contestant Gufu #3: Phillip, the walking gufu. What is it you said you did again, Phillip? Didn't you have some big important job before you got the one now, pumping gas at the Citgo?

Production: So there's Rob, Russell, Russell's pet young female, three delusional people, and twelve cardboard cutouts. Way to make an early impression.

Also Production: So Francesca, who doesn't know how to play Survivor, goes to Redemption Island, where she'll get a chance to come back, where she can either fail miserably again or be deagged to the finals and lose in epic fashion. Also, I guarantee that the person brought back in will be as clueless as Burton and Lillian put together. Hmmm...let's see. Who besides a reality show would think this is a good idea? Let's see if the NCAA Tournament implements this: "Well, 2-seed Duke just got upset by Prairie View A&M, but don't worry, Blue Devil fans; they'll be going to Redemption Island on Maui, where they'll play in a series of three-point shooting contests to see who gets to come back at the Elite Eight!" People are voted out because they suck or they get outplayed. No point in putting us through that again. "Boston Rob, the tribe has spoken. Again. For the fourth damn time. And you lost All-Stars. You can't win. You suck. Go away."

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10. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Contestant #1 - Phillip. Here's a theme song you can use. Napoleon XIV

Production #1 - Really? Giving mega-toolkits to the tribes on day one?? Where's the fun in that???

Contestant #2 - All the star-struck nincompoops drooling over RussHell and Robfaddah. Do you really think they'll be worth the risk?

Production #2 - Jiffy tells us that the Survivors arrive "with only the clothes on their backs." And what was with giving RussHell and Robfaddah kit backs & canteens on the beach?

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11. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Philip- aka as federal agent deputy droopy Draws(dawg)
thinking his past job is so important out there.
that was goverment issued draws??
his speaking-Fran/chester/chessa/cisco, he said he needed treatment for it, dry mouth, how bout a FranFresca soda

Kristina- revealing the idol soooo soon, and saying that the idol is worth vote'(S), there were not cast at tribal from it.

Production the names of the tribes should have been
o my no pep a
Zap a terror

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13. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
FranFresca! Love it!
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Oh my my...

Contestant Gufu: Russell. Third time playing this game, third time! Back to back seasons, first time they made it easy for him, second time they threw him in with the big boys; one season off and he comes back as a Survivor emeritus -- no one in the history of the game has been thrown more advantages, no one! And he still doesn't have a clue what the game really is!

Contestant Gufu: Matt. Honestly, he didn't really do anything wrong, just found himself on Rob's targetting radar. But he does deserve a bit of a gufu. Normally I leave people to their religious delusions as long as they don't bother me, but if you are praying to God to help you win a million dollars on a reality show you are doing it wrong. And you don't really have your head in the game. And you are confirming cynics in their cynicism, so there is an up side.


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15. "RE: week 2"
Agree 100% with you on Russell.

However, I think the real gufu was Rob targeting Matt over Andrea. Yeah, shaking the other team's hands was stupid and I totally understand wanting to break up the "couple" but booting Matt weakens the tribe and he has a better shot at coming back from RI seeking "revenge" on Rob than Andrea would have. Now Rob's going to have Andrea gunning for him & *possibly* Matt back in the game to team up with her against him.

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Gufu: Russell- Editing did everything it can to make him look like an idiot. First he calls Ralph possibly the dumbest person in the world, and then Ralph proceeds to dupe him twice: once with the idol, and once with the idol clue. Also pathetic that Russell reacted the exact same way to Ralph confronting him as he did to Parvati catching him in a lie in H v. V. Think he would have come up with something better by now.

Gufu: Rob - Agree with Kiki here. You preach the Power of 6 and then you dismantle it by voting out one of the 6. Now, no one in your alliance should trust you. You likely lost Andrea with the move and reduced your alliance to 4. Plus, you lost a strong challenge competitor, which should be a concern at this point. Nice guys are actually good to have around because no one will want to take them to the end. Bad move. No benefit can outweigh the damage risk.

I usually leave people to their delusional lack of faith.

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17. "RE: week 2"
Contestant Gufu: Matt. This is Survivor, not the NHL Playoffs. There is no post-game handshake. The closest thing you have is the merge, and that's a few weeks away, dumbdumb. You don't see Alex Ovechkin shaking Sidney Crosby's hand after the Caps go down 2-0 to the Pens in the playoffs. Just hail the damn Quit Boat and get it over with. And yes, you are delusional. Not because you believe in God so strongly. But because you think the way you play is going to work.

One more: Russell. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. Especially when people know your game. Also, never underestimate the good ol' boy - see Buchanan, Tom. Ask zrob about him.

Continued Gufu: Phillip. Shut. The. Hell. Up. For. The. Love. Of. Pete. Yes, I applaud your service, in whatever capacity you served. What did you do, anyway? For that matter, I could call myself a "former federal agent" because I worked as an office manager for the 2010 Census. Lemme guess - Phillip was the #1 pencil-pusher in his office. And he led the nation in made-up words.

Production: Luxury items at RI? Just give them an open bar and a hot tub already and get on with it. Oh, and if you do, I'll take two tickets there. That second ticket, the name again is Beyonce; that's B-E-Y-O...

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18. "RE: week 2"
Fransqueeka or Francheesa or whatever it is, she gets a gufu, IIRC she talked about needing to figure out how to light a fire with the flint ... but she had a lit lantern with her. Was it too much to think she couldn't have used the lantern to light something?

I'll have to watch it again to make sure I got this correct.

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19. "RE: week 2"
Yes, she even moved the lantern really close to the kindling so Uncle Cameraman could get good shots of her playing with the flint.

Production Gufu: It's a minor thing, really, but whatever happened to the play along with the HII clue game?

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20. "RE: week 2"
Vince says in the ECST that it looked like a battery-powered lightbulb in the lantern, not a flame. Didn't really notice, myself.
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21. "RE: week 2"
Contestant Gufu #1: Matt. By going to shake the hands of the winning tribe, you planted a seed in Boston Rob's head that you might not be trustworthy. Add to that the fact that you and Andrea are a "couple" and that sent you packing.

Contestant Gufu #2: Phillip. You're an idiot and everyone knows it. Everyone except you, that is.

Contestant Gufu #3: Troll. You really need to learn that Survivor isn't just a strategic game, it's a social one too.

Contestant Gufu #4: Boston Rob. I understand why you got rid of Matt, but you should've gotten rid of Phillip first.


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22. "RE: week 2"

Holy smacks! I forgot about the biggest GUFU of all.

PRODUCTION- Pleaze! Let the contestants dress for the beach. I am SO tired of seeing guys in their underwear and women in their bras. Scru the realism. This is TV!


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23. "RE: week 2"
And if they're going to assign the clothing down to the underwear, why give a big dude like Phillip orange briefs???!!!

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24. "RE: week 2"
That's so they can find him easily should he get lost in the jungle, give him a lollipop and lead him back to camp.

I agree with everyone that Rob made a big gufu breaking up his solid six and targetting Matt, if not for the handshake it would be clearly understood by the rest of his tribe that anyone who accidentally seems to Rob to be playing the game is in danger. Ludicrous of Rob to amp up paranoia at this point.

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25. "Week 3"
YEE-HAW! Ralph, you hillbilly debbil you, go on an' crow!

Contestant Gufu: Stephanie. Played smart within the context of having Russell around, got to Tribal and firmly inserted foot in mouth, swallowed, repeated.

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26. "RE: Week 3"
1. Rawb, for being so darn paranoid about Matt
2. Stefanie for being smug at camp and mouthy at TC. Seems to be the season for heated TCs.
3. What's-their-names for lying about Francesca winning the Redemption challenge. What's the point?

Production:
1. Not showing us the votes at the end. Or did I miss it?
2. Redemption Residents have to beat 2 survivors to come back? I thought Matt would be back after beating Francesca. Am I not paying attention or was this not made clear?


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27. "RE: Week 3"
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>Production:
>1. Not showing us the
>votes at the end.
>Or did I miss it?
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>2. Redemption Residents have to
>beat 2 survivors to come
>back? I thought Matt
>would be back after beating
>Francesca. Am I not
>paying attention or was this
>not made clear?

I am totally confused about your #2, also. I thought Matt would be back in camp, and whomever lost would go to RI alone, to be met later by another loser. But, guess we missed that part, or else...maybe production didn't really make it as plain as they thought they did!

ALSO, why did Jeffy NOT ask if anyone had the HII and wanted to play it last night at the TC?? Isn't that a 'standard' at ALL the TC's??


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30. "RE: Week 3"
There doesn't seem to be any Monopoly rule about how many turns they have to spend in "Jail" (Redemption Island), but production are being very secretive about how things actually work. My suspicion is that returnees come back into the game at pre-determined points in the game, regardless if they've been there for one or a dozen duels, because they have to have some control over eliminations, in other words they do have to eliminate so many players by such and such a time, start a jury etc.
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35. "RE: Week 3"
ALSO, why did Jeffy NOT ask if anyone had the HII and wanted to play it last night at the TC?? Isn't that a 'standard' at ALL the TC's??

I think they just edited it out. I'm pretty sure he does ask at every TC, but they often leave it out if the outcome isn't ultimately affected by someone not playing it.

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28. "RE: Week 3"
I understood that the winner of the RI duel would stay on the island awaiting the nextee bootee and would duel again - and possibly again and again.
Matt might have to duel several bootees and win several times before getting back to a tribe.
Whoever goes to RI & wins the duel - stays to duel again.
Jeffy said somewhere that the survivors weren't told "when" the RI person would return to his or her tribe.

I expect it to be after the merge.

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29. "RE: Week 3"
I expect it to be at the merge. Remember that once they get to the point where the contestants are either finalists or on the jury they have to be part of the tribe so that they can at least witness tribal council. I can't imagine that they would have Redemption Island people attend TC, so by that point they will have to be back in the game.

But that's just my $0.02.

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31. "RE: Week 3"

I think jbug and byoffer have RI covered.

Player Gufu: Stephanie, idiot. Just MAYBE Julie was considering voting your way. Just MAYBE she changed her mind about half way through TC after you proceeded to shoot your mouth off and generally irk the crap out of everyone. News flash, honey, SHUT UP!!!!!

Player: Rooster- A 3-3 split vote is WAY too big of a risk to take while holding the HII. If Julie does flip, he's gone. He should have talked his way into being a vote for Stephanie, and then voted for Russell instead, or he should have confided in one of the people voting for Stephanie and had them change their vote to Russell. Sarita would have been the perfect choice since her and Stephanie have issues.

Production: The put your buff in the fire after losing at RI is a rather anticlimactic way to leave the game, and it takes away from the climax of TC. Bad idea. I would be surprised if they ever go back to this format.


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32. "RE: Week 3"
Production- RI....Duel, Arena( mini Coliseum) I expected more...swords lions. i don't what,but more then a gate they can walk around

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37. "RE: Week 3"
I can't imagine that they would have Redemption Island people attend TC

Why couldn't they? The RI contestant could be shuttled to TC and then shuttled back to RI along with the latest TC bootee, to engage in a duel the next day.

There's been some speculation (not based on anything concrete) that two contestants may be brought back into the game at different points -- one earlier, perhaps when there is a tribal switch or at the merge, and another near the end of the game, around Final 5 or 6.

That idea makes sense to me, because bringing a contestant back midway through and then abandoning RI altogether seems clunky; on the other hand, waiting until late in the game to bring any contestant back drags the premise on for too long without any payoff.

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38. "Agree"
Once they have their first juror it makes sense for whoever is on RI to attend TC as well since that player will either be on the jury or get back in the game and make it to Final.
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33. "RE: Week 3"
Contestant Gufu: Stephanie. You had the right idea, but you had the wrong approach in trying to get people to flip -- and then you shot yourself in the foot at Tribal Council.


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34. "RE: Week 3"
I may not understand how RI works and that may be deliberate by the production staff, but seeing someone finally give Russhell the Big Boot made it one of my favorite episodes. I like him as a villainous player, but I hate seeing him scam his way to the end game every.single.time. Hey, he might do it again, but then challenges, or duels, aren't his forte.

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36. "RE: Week 3"

But I do think he has done well in challenges. He moves amazingly quickly, for a guy who doesn't look like he can, and he's smart, strong, and focused, too.

I think he would have trouble with the solitude. He seems to need to be around bullying victims or he wouldn't know what to do with himself.



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39. "Week 4"
There's No Crying In Survivor! Unless it makes us laugh, of course.

I don't have CBS these days and can't watch the show in real time, but don't wait in me, let there be gufus!

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40. "RE: Week 4"
LAST EDITED ON 03-10-11 AT 03:45 AM (EST)

So many gufus, so little time.

Russell
(1) Crying after losing the RI challenge. Pathetic.
(2) Trying to gloam onto Rob's tribe saying that if one of them wins sole survivor it is all due to him and his lame-a$$ "Ode to How He is the Greatest Playa Evah" speech.
(3) For daring to let the words "honor" and "respect" pass his lips after his Katrina lie.
(4) For his all around complete & total lack of self-awareness for thinking the tribe threw the challenge to boot him because they thought he was a threat & were scared of him, when we all know they threw it to get rid of him because he is an a-- hole.

Rooster
(1)Giving up the fact that he has the HII in front of Phil & Kristina just to show Russell up.
(2) For NOT telling Russell when he asked to see the HII "I don't have to show you a dang thing -- you are OUT of this game and I put you there."
(3) Crowing like a rooster after IC -- way to put a target on your back. (But I will be forever thankful to you for outwitting, outlasting & outplaying Russell -- if you hadn't found that HII first, I'm sure Russell would have gotten a little nudge from TPTB -- wink, wink -- to find it & save himself).

Jeff
Asking Russell how it felt to "finally lose." Dude, the guy is a 3x loser. Haven't you even watched his seasons?

Matt (and the entire Zap tribe for that matter)
Thinking that Russell was a challenge threat when that troll has never been any help or threat in any challenge. He got to the end the other two times by finding HIIs and being a perfect goat. Haven't you all even watched his seasons?

Stephanie & Krista
For not having the sense God gave a goose to STFU about Russell now that he is out of the game FOREVAH and at least try to play nice with the rest of the tribe to *try* to make it to merge so they can hook up with what's left of Rob's tribe.

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41. "RE: Week 4"

Russell - For being an all around cry baby a-hole. Went out the way we would expect him to. Words that he is forever done mean the same as any other from him: nothing.

Rooster - dumbass... braves a 3-3 tie last vote where one flip could have sent him packing just to keep his secret. Then, immediately after, not only shows his whole tribe he has the HII but shows the OTHER tribe too. Shouldn't have bragged about finding the HII to Russell considering he just got lucky and wasn't even looking for it at the time.

B-Rob - For booting Kristina when challenge wins should be the most important thing now. Kristina was your strongest woman. Philip has been useless in challenges. The other women may not try as hard just in an effort to get rid of Philip.

Philip - For thinking he could hold info hostage from Rob, then caving in 4 seconds.

Girls of Omotepe - Pull together and boot Philip. It is obvious you can't stand the guy. Just because you are aligned with Rob doesn't mean you have to do everything he says.

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42. "RE: Week 4"
Rooster -- what were you thinking when you let slip that you had the Hidden Immunity Idol at Redemption Island? It was all right to do so in front of your allies (they wouldn't give it away), but at RI? Idiot!


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43. "Week 5"
It was almost all Steph and Krista's Gufu Show this week, though the Zap6 aren't as unified as they need to be to run the boards. I'll come back with some Gufus later after I review. But first...

Let me tell you about Wolfpacks. Back in WWII there were Wolfpacks, basically commando squads not that much different from other commando squads in other militaries, except Wolfpacks were Nazis and were called Wolfpacks. Genuine Nazis, it was required, others need not apply. Towards the end of the war they were under orders to take orders from no one except Hitler, not even after Hitler was dead, and they were under orders to keep fighting no matter what. So, after Hitler was dead and Germany surrendered and the war was over you know what they did, they kept fighting; commando terrorist harrassment hit and run fighting of course, it was still war. This went on for years, it was pretty ugly. How'd they do? Some of them eventually ran out of steam and gave it up, some were captured, the rest of them were hunted down and killed. So, just so you know, if you ever get to play Survivor, don't let some toxic whupped loser bullyboy sucker you into being his Wolfpack, that's even dumber than gufu.

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44. "RE: Week 5"

Gufulitis

Krista - Ah, Survivor hypocrisy, our great constant. Way to accuse the Zap6 of not playing the game and then sitting and doing nothing when there might have been divisions within the Zap6 that you could have worked on. And how can you be less likable than Stephanie? Holy crap. Props for that. What good does pointing the divisions of the tribe out at TC do?

Stephanie - Way to get smoked on the puzzle even after putting the toughest word together early. Way to make no effort to save your ally, unless that was the plan. Then props. Maybe if you weren't too busy telling Rooster to shut up you would have had more time to win that puzzle.

Sarita - First, you inexplicably picked Stephanie to be the caller and the puzzle solver, and then after the loss, you refused to admit it was a mistake. Good job calling David out by saying he isn't a clutch player. Hahaha... he is a defense attorney! Then you say you'd rather have David out even though Stephanie and Krista are completely ready to jump ship. Prideful much?

Production: for spending so much time on Rob and the 2nd HII clue. Wow. I did get a kick out of Rob at the end though.


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Let me tell you about Wolfpacks. Back in WWII there were Wolfpacks, basically commando squads not that much different from other commando squads in other militaries, except Wolfpacks were Nazis and were called Wolfpacks. Genuine Nazis, it was required, others need not apply. Towards the end of the war they were under orders to take orders from no one except Hitler, not even after Hitler was dead, and they were under orders to keep fighting no matter what. So, after Hitler was dead and Germany surrendered and the war was over you know what they did, they kept fighting; commando terrorist harrassment hit and run fighting of course, it was still war. This went on for years, it was pretty ugly. How'd they do? Some of them eventually ran out of steam and gave it up, some were captured, the rest of them were hunted down and killed. So, just so you know, if you ever get to play Survivor, don't let some toxic whupped loser bullyboy sucker you into being his Wolfpack, that's even dumber than gufu.

My hat is off to you dabo. Genius analogy (and entertaining as all get out to boot)!


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46. "RE: Week 5"
I have several Gufus here, all contestant ones:

1. Sarita, having Stephanie be the caller and thinking that David should go before Krista and Stephanie, who are only too happy to jump ship. That wasn't too smart.

2. Krista, for revealing all the divisions at Tribal Council instead of trying to use them to your own advantage. No wonder you were voted out instead of Stephanie!

3. Rooster. "Your other left!" Enough said.

4. Stephanie, for blowing the puzzle challenge. It almost got you on the chopping block.

BTW, I had some flashbacks from Estee's Survivor fanfic when I heard that Stephanie told Rooster, "Your other left!" Tony was being told all the time to go left, and he'd say he was going left, only to be told "Your other left!"


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48. "RE: Week 5"
BTW, I had some flashbacks from Estee's Survivor fanfic when I heard that Stephanie told Rooster, "Your other left!"

Someone said that in an earlier Survivor installment (or maybe "your other right"), didn't they? I didn't read Estee's fictive season, but I thought I remembered it.

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54. "RE: Week 5"
That might have been in Fiji. I vaguely remember that Boo went in the wrong direction and someone told him "Your other left!" I think that got quite a few comments here, since Estee had finished the fanfic during the Cook Islands season.


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47. "RE: Week 5"
1. Stephanie and Krista for not sucking up to whomever they had to after RussHell's boot. At least try.

2. Philip and his pink undies. That's just wrong. And then you ask women who are half your age and won't talk to you for a massage? Nah. Good move trying to get "in" with Andrea though.

3. Beach Day lazy beach girls. I can only hope it will come back to haunt you.

4. Sarita, just say 'sorry, dumb move'.

Production: Making the blocks heavy, favoring the male in a male v. female duel. Just use a lighter material!



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49. "RE: Week 5"
True dat everyone.


Personal shiver: Rooster leading the pack and the poor slob behind him having to grab on to his wookiness.


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That was Sarita who made all the decisions for the tribe before starting this IC! She got what she deserved, especially during the time when the conga line had to stop and then Sarita got sandwiched between Chewbacca and Mike...

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51. "RE: Week 5"
I keep reading 'Sarita' as 'Santa'.

The resulting images are kind of weird.

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53. "Spell it like Rooster"
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52. "RE: Week 5"
Phillip: Half a donut? You can buy friends on Survivor of course, but half a donut? No one wants to share your slobber.

Natalie and Ashley: Weren't you paying attention, Rob doesn't like it if two others get too buddy buddy.

Steve: Good idea about trying to unify the tribe and let Krista and Stephanie have a chance to join in, you might have mentioned it to the others in the tribe.

Seriously, Zapatera in general: Speak up! These guys need to learn to talk to each other, mainly when they do talk they are just talking at each other.

Stephanie and Krista: Way to sit apart and keep each other boosted up, fat lot of good it does you.

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55. "Week 6"
Just to kick things off:

Contestant Gufu: Rob. Should have found the clue, made a show of it, and read it for the whole tribe if he really wanted to promote unity. Plus that might have motivated Ashley and Natalie to get off their asses and do something. Not that they would actually find the HII unless they accidentally stumbled upon where he stupidly re-hid it.

Contestant Gufu: Sarita's Tooth. Not trying hard enough to get her to shut up.

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56. "RE: Week 6"

Player Gufu: David- If he wasn't odd man out of the Zap6, he sure is now. He didn't just argue Stephanie's case. He was so vociferous about it that it sounded desperate.

Playa Gufu: Matt - Dude just cut his own throat by playing overly nice with Krista. I don't blame him, but Andrea did. Should have kept it in the shelter, playa.

Player Gufu: Stephanie- People you hate? Hate is a strong word, isn't it? If you've never had to suck up to people you don't like, you've lived an awfully easy life. Again, you can't win Survivor by hating everyone.

Player Gufu: Mike - Dude! Just play defense! Tackle Grant if you have to!

Tribe Gufu: Ometepe - For getting totally pwned by B-Rob. They don't deserve to be playing the same game as him.

Host Gufu: JP- Was he wearing a I "heart" Stephanie shirt? Nice impartiality.

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57. "RE: Week 6"
Phil: For not knowing how to pronounce your teammates name - it's Andrea - after this many weeks not Andrea.

Ashley & Natalie: Not every survivor has to be a workhorse but everyone needs to pitch in & help just a little bit.

Stephanie: too little too late.

Sarita: girly girl - nuff said

Phil: your rant about your alliance & them finding the clue? What did you want them to do? Pull it out in front of everyone? How do you know they might not have planned to show it to you later? (We know they would not have, but... )


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58. "Week 7"
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Well, I happen to think Zap booted the right person this week, but if you feel it was a gufu go ahead and list it.

Contestant Gufu: Stephanie. Look, I know she was upset that her game was done and she wanted to strike back, but was tagging her friend David with the puzzle-solver target -- in front of Rob yet! -- really something a friend would do? No. The one guy in her tribe who stuck his neck out on her behalf, right under the bus, for no reason whatsoever.

Contestant Gufu: Phillip. If you want respect write a book, give inspirational seminars, put on a uniform and have a parade, do anything else in the world but don't do a reality show.

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59. "RE: Week 7"
Rob: You threw the clue away? Don't you know you are killing all your fans that have the curiosity of a cat? I want to know what was on it! It might lead you to a pot of gold! Or it might tell you something that will help you after the merge!! (ok, so not likely but I could never have thrown it away with reading).


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60. "RE: Week 7"

Zap5- Terrible decision to boot Sarita and worse, to blindside her. Strength? Merge is coming, fools. Likely before another challenge will be played. You figure Matt is against you. So, the one chance you have left to secure numbers is to send someone to RI who can WIN. Instead, by sending your weakest player, you invite destruction. Then, you top it off by blindsiding her, practically asking her to jump ship as well!!

Phillip- Wasn't so much entertaining this episode as he was tired. The act is getting old. For one thing, its been done before by someone called Coach. I was SO hoping Ometepe would lose so that this guy could be booted.

Stephanie- For just all around playing a terrible game. Her meltdown with the word puzzle is what caused the downfall of the Zap6. Should have known never to align herself with Russell in the 1st place, and then she ended her game by failing to remember where an already revealed icon was, right after Matt gave her the opening she needed to have a chance. I'm guessing she writes down her orders. Bu Bye.

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61. "RE: Week 7"
Ometepe(well the 3 women)-Three wins a row, and they don't Look for, or even acknowledge that there are clues in this game.How the heck does rob get the clue to his pocket at the freaking table and they don't notice???

Rob- for tossing the clue without a look(editing).

Production- Ok Matt has won more then the Zap tribe and he still stands a chance of burning his bandana.

I think there could be a commercial endorsement here for the Tepe tribe...Snap, Crackle,Pop , brown rice Crispy.

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62. "RE: Week 7"
Heare are my picks:

1. Zapatera tribe for booting Sarita, if only because Matt probably isn't going to flip to Zapatera, and David has a better chance to beat Matt. Sarita is the better choice to keep because of loyalty especially since the merge is near.

2. Contestant Gufu #1 -- I don't blame Stephanie for wanting to strike back at most of her tribe, but David was her only real ally and she struck back at him too!

3. Contestant Gufu #2 -- Phillip. Of course, he does Gufus all the time, so that's not new.


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63. "RE: Week 7"
Ahem.

#1: Ometepe Women. Philip, Phillip, Fillup. Yes, he's out of his element but there are 3 women in that tribe who haven't noticed Rawb's playing them like a piano. "Rawb loves the crispy stuff, save that for Rawb. No, Phillip, that's for Rawb." Ladies: GET A CLUE. Seriously, Rawb keeps getting the clues. Do you know there's an HII? Do you know the clues are in the rewards? Not only does he have the HII, but you aren't looking for it, you aren't looking for clues, you haven't noticed he and Grant (even Philip) are finding them and wandering off to read and discuss, you're not even playing this game. Good job winning challenges, but WAKE UP! I'm pulling for Philip. I just can't cheer for women who go dumb and clueless around a strong good looking man.

#2. David and Sarita for not being able to get along for the team, the tribe, the Gipper, the Immunity Idol. Set aside your differences, sing the Barney song and kick some #$%& at challenges. I agree with Dabo that they chose the right person to boot. They know the merge is coming and don't want to go to another TC before that. Numbers.

#3. Stephanie. She is a GUFU.

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64. "RE: Week 7"
Before this week's Gufus, I'd just like to say...karma is a female dog. Right, Crapatera six five, soon to be fewer?

Contestant Gufu: Phillip. If it made any sense to throw a challenge, it would be to get rid of you, not predictable Russell. I've seen you before - first, you talked about honor and pride and then pretended to slay dragons. Then you tackled a one-legged woman, stole flour, and then just up and quit. This show has run its course - EPMB, if you would, please, in the future, make sure the crazies you cast have game. For all our sakes.

Also: Crapatera. To echo everyone else, voting off David was the smart move. You do need numbers. That said, I'm glad you dopes voted off Sarita, because she doesn't stand a chance against Matt even if Matt drops dead before the challenge. The only caveat is that no one knows when the merge is going to be - but it's been with as many as 12, so it's safe to assume that's when it could be and to play accordingly.

Coming soon: Ralph. His act may work on Russell. It may work on the clueless Crapatera tribe. Boston Rob's going to smoke you, dude. I doubt you have Russell's game, but you're going to need it if you hope to stand a chance down 7-5 or worse at the merge.

Production: So let me get this straight - Matt's going back into the game (because we know Sarita has about as much of a chance of winning this duel as I do of picking a perfect NCAA bracket, winning the Mega Millions and the Powerball, and getting a date with Beyonce in the same week) just to get medevac'd right away. And the point of Redemption Island, I assume, was for people who have been voted out to badmouth their former tribes to the other tribe? Next time, when they need a theme, just go with Survivor: Slambook, where every ousted castaway goes to the other tribe just to spill their secrets for a day and then heads back to their old tribe just to eat junk food, drink margaritas, and watch TV while the remaining players have to watch.

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65. "Week 8"
Contestant Gufu - Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob. Congratulations, you just won Matt the Sprint Fan Favorite $100,000 award, and he doesn't even have to ever play the game.

Contestant Gufu - Phillip. Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up! It was one thing to say it in confessional last week, but this week he said it in front of everyone, he's letting Rob make the first move. Again and again and again and again and again. You know what they say, a barking dog never bites.

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66. "RE: Week 8"
Contestant Gufu - Rooster. Why not just toss the HII into the fire at RI?

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67. "RE: Week 8"

Production Gufu: RI just got pwned. Endure RI alone for 15 days. Win 6 challenges. And for what? To get sent right back. Let me again suggest a HII at RI.

Contestant Gufu: B-Rob- Yes, after you pulled it off it looks like genius, but wow, what a risk to take. If you just boot one Zap first, you don't need Andrea's vote to get Matt after that. Moving now gave Andrea the chance for revenge with just one vote.

Contestant Gufu: Matt- DUUUUUUDE!! NOOOOO!!! Being honest is one thing. Being stupid is another. You just got off of RI. Lay LOW, bro! You and Andrea should have both flipped. Big mistake.

Contestant Gufu: Andrea- Same, girl. You should have flipped. Scru Ometepe. They are the more dangerous tribe because they have Rob, period. And they screwed you over once already.

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68. "RE: Week 8"
I have two Contestant Gufus:

Contestant Gufu #1: Matt. Why in the world would you reveal your thoughts to Boston Rob? I agree -- you don't know how to play Survivor at all!

Contestant Gufu #2: Phillip. You talk too much and are crazy.


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69. "RE: Week 8"
Serving up a big stack of Gufus this week...

Matt: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. Episode 2 - making Rob question his loyalty. Result? Welcome to Redemption Island. Merge episode - making Rob question his loyalty again. Result? He'll be at RI so long they'll name RI Arena for him, assuming they don't sell the naming rights first.

Phillip: Please take something for your mouth-diarrhea. I miss Coach.

Ralph: If you weren't going to beat Rob with an idol, how the hell are you going to beat him without it? If I were you, I'd consult a pro about finding idols and playing from behind, like, say, Russell...oh, wait.

Natalie: Useless at camp, ditzy and lazy, content to ride to the end on Rob's coattails...now is not the time to make people think you're an immunity threat. I hope RI's still open when you're done shredding Crapatera so Matt can send you packing before he gets voted out again.

Production: Matt duels his way back in only to get voted out again. The duels are lame. We don't have reward challenges anymore. Idols are back at camp - not at RI. And worst of all, Phillip isn't muzzled. What the hell is the point of Regurgitation Island again?

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70. "Week 9"
Well, you can't fault the Zaps for trying. Except apparently the Ometepe can and do.

Contestant Gufu: Rob. Love how you want the Zaps to blame the Omes for how they are treating the Zaps at your orders; but wake up, brutha, they all know you are pulling the strings.

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71. "RE: Week 9"
Phil: Phil, don't be the guy everyone hates. You'll never win. You were quite amusing this week.

Ralph, Julie: Did you try Andrea? She was close to Matt. How about Grant? Probably not ready to flip and oust the dictator, but he's the only one who touched the fish fry.

Rawb: The bigger they are, the harder they fall. If you make the final 3, you won't get the votes and you can't marry Natalie.


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72. "RE: Week 9"
And the dumb goes on, and the dumb goes on, and the dumb goes on and on and on...

Zapatera: Haven't you figured out that the Ometepe tribe is doing to you exactly what you did to Russell and Co., only without having to cut off its nose to spite its face? Do something different. Anything.

Phillip: It is always possible to be more annoying. It's also possible to spill your tribe's strategy at TC in a profoundly windbaggish way. For that matter, it's also possible to do a cannonball off the Empire State building. That does not mean you should do any of those.

Rob: There is one fatal flaw with your strategy - you don't have two goats. This is why Russell lost in Samoa and it is probably why you will lose despite being the only one playing anything resembling the game.

Production: Enough with the tempting people with cheeseburgers before a challenge. It's passe.

Future Gufu: Phillip. The race card strategy has a success rate of zero percent. Just saying.

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73. "RE: Week 9"
I too was thinking that Rob needs a gufu - if only for being too cocky & confident in his confessionals. He's gotta know that things can change at any time.
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74. "RE: Week 9"
If there is one thing that Rob does well, is learn from his mistakes. If he feels that the "Rob is in control" is getting out of hand, he will tone it down. Most of the bravado from Rob has been in confessionals and not with his team.
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75. "RE: Week 9"

Tribe Gufu: Ometepe- For playing the most boring brand of Survivor ever seen and for not thinking for themselves. I appreciate loyalty more than most, but if you are loyal, then why can't you even talk to the other side? If I'm loyal to my wife, I can talk and associate with all the women I want. If I simply refuse to even go there on the word of my wife, then I'm not loyal. I'm just scared. You need Rob's permission to eat?

Player Gufu: B-Rob - The wheels might have started to come off this week. His paranoia and overreaction to events is reaching Lex/Russell status. The "buddy system" is brilliant, but for someone so aware of the game, he seems oblivious to the fact that Zapatera will hold him accountable for any perceived slights. Phillip is an obvious goat, but I'm not sure why he discounts Natalie as a threat.

Tribe Gufu: Zapatera- For not relentlessly searching for and finding the HII. It was the last chance they had.

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76. "Week 10"
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Oh, for the love of...

Contestant Gufu: Phillip. I'm sure everyone will have something to say about Phillip this week, so I'll just say... Thief!

Contestant Gufu: Steve. Yeah, Steve. Hard to fault the guy because he had it tough this time, but he totally blew the chance to negotiate a new camp situation, throw all the segregation back at the Ometepe Borg collective.

Production Gufu: Probst. INTERFERANCE! Great therapy session at Tribal, any Omes on the fence thinking of maybe voting for Phillip were calmed down enough to return to Borg state.

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77. "RE: Week 10"
ZZZzzzzzzzz.... huh... whut?


Contestant Gufu: Ometepe- For taking tribal alliances on Survivor to a whole new level otherwise known as 5th grade. Boorish behavior that was eventually returned in kind. You are running low on rice and NOW you want to be a complete tribe? Whatever.

Contestant Gufu: Zapatera- For responding with equally boorish behavior. The craziness was in Phillip's approach, not his argument. He happened to be right. You going to let a pile of rice go to waste for no good reason?

Contestant Gufu: Everyone except B-Rob- BEWARE OF THE GOAT!

Production Gufu: Editing- I put this on the editing, not JP. Centering the entire TC on the Rice War might have been interesting if there were some actual issues in play and not just in Phillip's head.

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78. "RE: Week 10"
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It was pretty gradeschool, absolutely. And none of the Zaps asked the one grown-up question of the evening:

Why would you store contaminated rice with uncontaminated rice, doesn't that just make it all contaminated rice?

They have water and they have fire, they could do their best to sterilize the container, rip up one of those Ometepe-only chairs for lining, store the contaminated/suspect rice separately and keep a close eye on it for further spoilage. Then, if the Zaps were feeling magnanimous, everyone eat from the questionable store, leave the uncontaminated rice for later. Maybe charge the Omes a tarp and a feather for being the adults in camp.

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79. "RE: Week 10"
Philip: for not listening; just jumping in with both crazy feet. Steve was not saying your idea of combining the rice was crazy (& a GUFU goes to Jeff for thinking this was the problem).
Steve was saying that all you COMBINED actions were crazy. And they were.
so, actually a GUFU for everyone for not seeing it my way, and if anyone did, to Production for not showing this view of it. (or am I the crazy one?)

Philip: thief as dabo says; and? then giving us this long monologue about morals and integrity. You just stole their rice!

Julie: for not taking a chance to catch 2 of the Ome's together somewhere and try for a female alliance; could it have hurt you?

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80. "RE: Week 10"
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Contestant GUFUŽ - Steve. Why not just toss that featherhead into the ocean and be over with it? (Oh, wait, then we'd have to deal the combined forces of the EPA, PETA, and Greenpeace for what we've done to those poor fishies...)

Contestant GUFUŽ - Those rice maggot-pickers seem to forget that any kind of protein is useful at this stage of the game. (Thank you Andrew Zimmerman).

Production GUFUŽ - Hey, we've got a known puzzle maestro in Bawstan Wrob, so why not have the IC a double-puzzle? Maybe next week we give somebody else a shot? Howsabout a Crazy Azz Secret Secret Agent(?) IC. (Now wouldn't that be a kick in the shorts???)


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81. "RE: Week 10"
Fill's Lip's- turning white rice into white race.
So Paul's Simon song- still 'crazy' after all these years- has another meaning, i never knew

Omatepe- thinking now we should share after the days of shun, can't have it both ways, your shelter their shelter, your food their food

Probst- now Dr. Phil

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83. "RE: Week 10"
>Fill's Lip's- turning white rice into
>white race.
>So Paul's Simon song- still 'crazy'
>after all these years- has
>another meaning, i never knew
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>Omatepe- thinking now we should share
>after the days of shun,
>can't have it both ways,
>your shelter their shelter, your
>food their food
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>Probst- now Dr. Phil

That is an insult to Dr. Phil.


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82. "RE: Week 10"
Gufu: Probst: You can't call a challenge with 3 contestants a duel, you moron. Actually, I can call him an oxymoron now!

Production: Only eliminate 1 person on RI?? Not only are you proving to us that you like to help the strong guys but you also are going to have 8 people still playing for the million dollars on finale night. 8?!?! That's half the normal cast. Did I say how much I hate RI?


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84. "RE: Week 10"

Yes, nothing says protect the "strong guys" like the House of Cards challenge. Wasn't Jerri the last one to win this challenge?

However, agree, 8 people making the finale is crazier than Chief Head Feather and more lame than half the teams in the NBA and NHL making the playoffs.


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85. "RE: Week 10"
Strong guys have always been targeted at the merge so I wasn't referring to the challenge itself but the fact that 2 out 3 would stay when it was one on one previously. Pre-merge is where the least athletic players get voted out. As far as I'm concerned, Matt lost so he should be out. That puts him on his 4th life.

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86. "Week 11"
Owing to the merciful intervention of the wise and wonderful Jabba Hurakan, I was not forced to watch tonight's travesties, praise be his name! Thaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaank Yoooouuuuuu!!!

I truly hate this horrible season so I didn't mind it a bit. It was like rainy rain, bonked the TV really good rain, like the TV came back once for some important commercials but then it was gone again, you know. Catch me up on the gufus, won't you.


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87. "if you insist :-)"
Production: SLAP! Only 2 minutes to eat all the chocolate cake & iced milk they could???? really????
Were you really hoping to see someone choke or strangle?
A reward should at least include time to enjoy it.

Contestant: Philip - yes, again; need I explain?

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88. "RE: if you insist :-)"

Production: Hey, nice to see a reward for once, but then only 10 seconds to eat? WTF? At least tell me they got to wash their hands first... ugh.

Production: The log roll serves as a good challenge during the tribal portion of the game. It serves as a poor IC, especially this late in the game.

Contestant: Steve- Don't shake Phillip's hand and then call him a nimrod for the rest of the game. Phillip didn't buy it, big surprise, and in this case he turned out to be right. Also, couldn't remember a mere 7 symbols to save his life in the game.

Contestant: Andrea- Even if it might have gotten her booted, Andrea should have tried to get the girls to vote off Phillip. She is the obvious #6 now, and short of RI, I see no way out for her.

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89. "RE: Week 11"
Contestant Gufus: Ralph and Steve. Made a game attempt to rattle the Ometepe not-Robs from their slumber, it was worth a shot. But failed to take the opportunity to truly rattle Rob himself.

Contestant Gufus: Ometepe not-Robs. Wake Up! Too late now, Rob is in position to backstab three or four of them to gt to Final.

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90. "Week 12"
Contestant Gufu: Mike. Mike's choice was one of those mixed bag political decisions there haven't been enough of this season, and in a very real sense there was no good decision to make. That said, he made a bad decision, though probably the one the producers loved most. Nothing much of interest happens on Redemption Island, something interesting might have happened had loved ones gone there, but it wasn't to be. Mainly, though, strengthening the bonds of those stuck on RI, to each other, would have been a better decision.
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91. "RE: Week 12"

Contestant Gufu: ANDREA - TERRIBLE game play. EVEN if they did vote out Phillip, YOU were NEXT! How can you sit there and act so comfortable? Did you really think the guys were going to boot their goat? Matt will be happy to see you. You are fit for each other.

Production Gufu: RI - These "duels" where only the worst out of 4 players goes home are completely LAME.

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92. "RE: Week 12"
I am going for the GREAT revelation by Phillip that he is acting like an a$$ on purpose. His strategy is to ##### off as many people as possible for 39 days, and then try and convince them of his brilliance in an hour? Has this guy ever ben around other human beings before?

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93. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
This Gufu takes the cake for me... I have seen a TON of mistakes by people playing Survivor, but this may just be the most blatant.

This week goes to the inhabitants of RI. especially Ralph and Matt. Andrea walks into the camp feeling as angry and upset as she ever will against the people left in the game, and instead of trying to bond with her, they use it as an excuse to exact revenge. One of these people WILL be back in the game, and they are going to need votes to win a million dollars. In Ralph, Matt, and Mikes perspective, they are going to need her vote.

The short sightedness of these guys are the reason that they have been voted out of the game to begin with. This is the third bonehead move by Matt in this game, and could have just cost him a million even if he gets back. I just do not understand what any of them were thinking.

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94. "Finale Week . Endgames"
Agree. They knew it was going to be one of the five coming to join them, why couldn't they just be happy it wasn't Phillip?

Contestants Gufu. Ashley, Natalie. Wake up and play Survivor!

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95. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
LAST EDITED ON 05-12-11 AT 11:30 AM (EST)

Rob for not splitting up the spa girls. Why he insists on carrying Natalie to end I can't understand, maybe he has already prepared his FTC speech where he says she was carried and she is lazy and not good at challenges...but then he says she is nice and "pure", so would he then say she was lazy etc? I don't know anymore.

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96. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Grant was shown to be friendly with the Zaps while Rob was shown to be dismissive towards them -- so it made sense that Grant had to go before Natalie in terms of Rob's chances before the jury. Grant could also claim to be more actively playing the game by winning challenges and doing stuff around camp while Nat was lazy throughout.

Rob is saying all these things about Nat because he wants to keep her on his good side but still have somebody easy to beat in front of the final jury.

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97. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Natalie mostly has hung out with Ashley, and Ashley with Natalie. The coat-tailing game without the social game doesn't get any merit votes. But Rob shouldn't want both of them sitting next to him at FTC unless he wants to start practicing polygamy.
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98. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Andrea--- boo hooin...'they looked me in directly in the eyes, and get this 'lied' to me' ITS survivior.

Jeff playing toooo much Dr Phil

I'm still scratching my head, why are'nt any of the remaining players discussing anything about an Idol. Maybe even someone making a fake one, but no discussion about it all???

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99. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
LAST EDITED ON 05-12-11 AT 09:05 PM (EST)

Good point, HDTV. As far as the Ometepe's know, the idol on their beach was NEVER found. It is really hard to believe at this point that some Ometepe's don't suspect Rob has it. Maybe that has something to do with NO ONE ever bringing his name up.

And nah, Rob just likes Natalie. It is obvious. He has said all along that there was one person in the game he wouldn't betray (ala Amber) and that is Natalie. I think that is his FTC argument.

Contestant Gufu: All the guys at RI, making Andrea sleep on the ground for being on the outside of the Ometepe alliance. Yeah, the Ome's refused to let the Zaps sleep under the tarp and generally didn't give a crap, so you could say it was fair play, but it still rubs me wrong. What can I say? I'm the last gentleman left.

Production Gufu: For having a shelter unable to fit 4 people. What happened when Matt, Mike, Ralph and Steve were all there?

Contestant Gufu: Andrea - For going off on Matt and making it all sound like his fault when he actually gave her the best shot of going somewhere, which she responded to by voting him off. Then for the hypocrisy of crying about the Ometepe's who lied to her after she had so brazenly deceived Matt.

Contestant Gufu: Ralph (as in puke) - "It doesn't take a smart one." Unless there is a puzzle involved, then OOPPSS!!


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103. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Actually, I think Andrea may have had good cause to go off on Matt. If Matt hadn't chickened out of the plan to blindside Boston Rob, Andrea might have been in a better position -- and probably wouldn't have voted out Matt. That said, she wasn't too smart to cry about the others from Ometepe who blindsided her later on.


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104. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Yeah... Matt was the one who went up to Rob and said "Andrea and I were thinking of blindsiding you". Idiot. She had a good reason for dumping on Matt. That was the biggest bus anyone's ever been thrown under.

Still. Andrea could have toned it down and found a time to pull Matt aside and had a quiet conversation to clear the air -- she's still in the game and has a chance to go back into the game and face the final jury, so she wants to be able to pull in some votes. This kind of aggressive tactic (however justified) can lose some votes -- and the same goes for Matt with the way he answered and for Rooster for his treatment of Andrea forcing her to sleep on the ground. Redemption Island seems to have turned on the "idiot mode" for everyone there except for Mike.

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101. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
You bring up a good point about the Idol. Jeff asks every TC "if there is a hidden immunity idol, and you'd like to play, now is the time".....so wouldn't that be a reminder to everyone that there is at least one HI out there..why aren't they looking for it or talking about it?

I think they are so production GUFU for not showing at least one discussion.

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100. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-11 AT 11:38 AM (EST)

1. Philip. Give it a rest.
2. Bobsey Twins. You haven't played this game and the jury knows it.
3. Grant. In the hindsight being 20/20 category, he should have pushed for a Philip ouster.

Production: Rawb is good at puzzles, so you do a season with puzzles in almost every challenge.

ETA: Can the Hidden Idol still be played?


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102. "RE: S22 Gufu Award Thread"
Can the HII still be played? Good question, because if it can this is a major Production Gufu. They had two HIIs so potentially both could be played in the finale? Insane.
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105. "Phillip's Jury performance"
First off, let me start by saying.... Can't really type because I am laughing so hard.... still, after several hours later...

When he walked into the final TC (the one in which you are to make an impression on people voting to give you a million bucks), wearing a blanket and a headdress, The remotest possibility he could win became as dead as the chicken he was wearing on his head. He then actually berated most of the jury and told people not to vote for him. I halfway expected him to bring out baby birds and start clubbing them to death to add a bit more emphasis to his momentous self destruction.

I have watched every episode from every season of survivor, I have seen some amazingly bad decisions, but I have never seen anything close to this. What happened to his villain argument? If he would have dressed like an American human, and spoke about outwitting everyone, then he could have won. This was a BITTER and hateful jury that wanted an excuse to not let Rob win.

On the other hand, give it to Rob... For the life of me, I have no idea how he remained in enough control of the game to have Phillip next to him at the end.

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106. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
No kidding! What a tool! His backtalk to Ashley was particularly dumb, because even though she didn't like him she was most upset with Natalie and Rob. Any chance he had of getting her vote, I think there was a real chance, he threw it right out the window.

Jury Gufu: Ashley. Ever since the first seasons there have been jurors who just didn't get the whole Q&A concept of FTC. Ask something, say something, but don't tell them to say nothing! She was going for her Sue Hawk moment, nothing else.

Jury Gufu: David. Jerk. I always expected he would intellectualize a Rob vote, and he clearly had his mind made up before FTC. Made no pretense at being a juror, put on his defense council hat and performed a final address argument to the jury. Total jerk.

Production Gufu. So, if Ralph hadn't played his HII and it was still in the game it could have been used too when Rob played his, there could have been three out of five players with immunity for the next to last boot. Insane.

Production Gufu. Don't even try to sell me that you didn't plan out the challenges with a Rob win in mind. Even if Russell had still been in the game, those were a lot of Rob-friendly challenges. It was all a set up and they got the winner they wanted from it.

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107. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
LAST EDITED ON 05-16-11 AT 11:13 AM (EST)


Contestant Gufu- Phillip - Agreed. Any serious suspense there might have been about Phillip having this great FTC disappeared as soon as he walked into it wearing his outfit. If his craziness had all been an act, then what about FTC?? Hahaha... Was he seriously trying to win?

Production Gufu - RI - Debacle. Both returnees booted in first vote.

Production Gufu - A balance beam challenge at F5, really?

Contestant Gufu - Natalie for her F4 IC challenge performance.

Production Gufu - Ashley for having two-thirds of the final word puzzle and not figuring it out.

A-hole Gufu - Russell - As pathetic at Reunion as ever. Why should this guy ever come back again?

(then in response to dabo)

Ashley - She made it clear in her first words that she would never have voted for Phillip.

David - Each juror has that last platform for themselves. Some have asked questions. Some have simply said what they needed to say, and some have taken that time to try to influence the vote of others. Often times, the jurors who ask questions are merely only doing that- trying to influence other jurors. The fact is the majority of jurors already have their mind made up before FTC. Wasn't it obvious from the beginning that Ralph was voting for Phillip no matter what happened? From Sue Hawk, to Ken in Thailand to Ozzy in Micronesia to Erik in Samoa, the list of jurors whose sole intent was to influence the vote their way is as long as the list of Survivor seasons. Did you call Erik a jerk for so blatantly pleading Natalie's case against Russell and Mick in Samoa? Let's go back through the threads and look. I would be shocked.

All besides the fact that David happened to be right; this was a no brainer.

Steve - Also asked no questions of the finalists. Jerk too?

Production Gufu - Since you have an RI member coming back at F5, you have to allow the HII to be used that late. What if the RI returnee has the HII?

Production Gufu - Give me a break. A balance beam challenge is in Rob's favor when going against 3 young women? The puzzles are designed to give everyone an equal chance. Make it a stamina challenge and Natalie and Phillip have NO shot. The final challenge gave everyone a fair shot. And even if there were no puzzle, Rob still would have won the challenge. He was the first to complete the maze.


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108. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
Production GUFU: any challenge (in this case the maze) that allows any contestant to follow or "cheat" off of another; especially at this stage of the game.
Contestant: Natalie - for NOT being smart enough to follow Rob in the maze like Ashley (since it was allowed).
Contestant: Phillip - for NOT being smart enough to follow Rob in the maze like Ashley (since it was allowed).

All four could have been neck & neck at the puzzle if they had just ran around behind Rob.

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109. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
Here's what I would have done. I'd have put the four of them in a corner of their own and then told them "have at it". That would have guaranteed, for at least the first part, no following around.

Secondly, I'll echo Dabo above -- I feel like the entire season was set up to be a Rob love-fest and a big F-You to Russhole. I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that they set up the two tribes the way they did and found a way to make sure that Rob would pick the right buff. That tribe was set up perfectly for Rob to whip around, while Russhole's tribe was set up perfectly to hate him. Look at how many people on Russhole's tribe said (before the game) that the survivor they liked the least was Russ himself! It's all a manipulation to ensure that Rob has a good chance to win.

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110. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
LAST EDITED ON 05-16-11 AT 01:03 PM (EST)

I'm usually pretty disappointed in the juries, don't even like it when they ask two out of three to talk and ignore the third. What makes David a particular jerk here is that he is a trial lawyer and that's what he pulled. Great, go pro, be an advocate for Rob: But where were the advocates for the others? He doesn't get that advantage in real trials, I'd have been laughing my arse off had he lost the case against no other attorneys.

The FTC in Samoa started off with "none of them need the money!" and got worse from there, I believe I did knock it a bit.

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111. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
Ralph: for obliterating all the previous proud traditions of idiot show jurors by making himself the first one to retroactively qualify for the Simpson trial.
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112. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"

hahaha... Estee, good one.

Well, Rob is fairly universally liked and Russell is fairly universally hated. So, the tribes hardly needed to be set up to hate or like one or the other.

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113. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
Contestant GUFU - I was actually holding out hope-against-hope that Phillip would reveal his "outwit" master plan -- be the biggest horse's pattoot their is, then at FTC tell all, confirming his strategy while being as civil, likable, and intelligent as possible. Create a mega 'ahh-ha' moment in the minds of the jurors that would get him the votes to win the million.

Alas, he keeps his horse's pattoot honor throughout, thereby handing Rob the prize.

Production GUFU - Ditto the "Anything to see Rob win" schedule.

Pre Production GUFU - Survivor 23/South Pacific already set to relive the whole RI imbroglio. (As a side note - who doesn't think Phillip will be one of the "returnees"? Jiffy all but proposed to him during the Reunion...)

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114. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
As long as he is put on a tribe with the Dragon Slayer and N'oonka (sp?), and no meds, all will be good. (Maybe throw Lex's gut in there too for good meaasure)
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116. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
And Insane Shane! They could have an entire season, Sweethearts v Wackadoodles!


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115. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
Pre Production GUFU - Survivor 23/South Pacific The Musical.



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119. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
i just washed this show right outta my hair
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120. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
Some enchanted evening
You may find an idol
You may find an idol
Under a rock at camp

Once you have found it, never let it go
Once you have found it,
ne-
ver
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it
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117. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
>Contestant GUFU - I was actually
>holding out hope-against-hope that Phillip
>would reveal his "outwit" master
>plan -- be the biggest
>horse's pattoot their is, then
>at FTC tell all, confirming
>his strategy while being as
>civil, likable, and intelligent as
>possible. Create a mega 'ahh-ha'
>moment in the minds of
>the jurors that would get
>him the votes to win
>the million.
>

You were drinking, right? LOL I was pulling for him too, but had no expectations of explanatory revelations.



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121. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
>(As
>a side note - who
>doesn't think Phillip will be
>one of the "returnees"?

I was actually thinking Matt, not Philip. I was surprised to see the speculation online.



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118. "RE: Phillip's Jury performance"
>
>On the other hand, give it
>to Rob... For the life
>of me, I have no
>idea how he remained in
>enough control of the game
>to have Phillip next to
>him at the end.

Way back when . . . Rob gave Amber the win by making alliances with everyone. Guess they missed that season.



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