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"Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
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10-29-10, 12:41 PM (EST)
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"Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Campfire Caucus: As Empanada gathers around the campfire, Dan once again thanks his tribemates for not sending him packing. He rambles that John Gotti was called the “Teflon Don”, so this makes him the “Teflon Dan”. Since he was dredging up a joke that some here were using before the season even started, it fell flatter than NaOnka’s Empathetic Behavior test scores.
PaperChase worries about keeping Dan. “We made our decision, we made our bed and we’ve got to lay in it. It’s an old disgusting bed, with wrinkled sheets and a scarred mattress. Oh God, what did we just do?”

Since the Snuffer is barely cold, the members of Empanada start to worry about the next execution eviction. Call them hopeless optimists. The power trio of PaperChase, SoggyHolly and Na’asty discuss voting out Alina next. Na’asty says, “I never trusted him or her at all. So we need to get insert name here out next.” She seems to be reading this statement from a crumpled piece of paper hidden in her hand.

Over at La Flor Wax, MindMasterMarty and Dr.Jill confront Sash and Fabio* about the voting strategy. Since they have nothing to do except think and scheme all day, it comes as no surprise that they are caught flat-footed and they “hum-a-nah hum-a-nah” about flushing out the Idol, phases of the moon and other nonsense.

*Nickname note: When one competitor is named after a curtain component and the other was given a derogatory nickname on Day One, it seems redundant to nick-nick-name them. I hope everyone understands. If not, you can go with Skeletor and AirBud if that helps you get through the night.


Splash-ket Ball: The Reward Challenge involves jumping off a platform holding an authentic native twine ball that the Prop Department whipped up last night. Competitors need to jump off the platform and try to throw it past the defender who is standing on a wooden post. If it goes into the net, you earn one point. When you land in water that also contains Fabio by-products, well… that’s just a bonus.
Benry (see Nickname note above) scores the winning goal for Empanada and they get to go to the Nicaraguan Dude Ranch.

Raw Thighs: In this remake of City Slickers, TefDan is cast in the Billy Crystal role. He looks so uncomfortable on that horse that it seems he’d rather see a horse’s head in his bed than saddle up and ride. At the breakfast table, Alina starts to cry and Holly joins in. They’re overwhelmed by the food and having a sense of family so far from home. Or maybe it’s just the cheese. Whatever the cause, as any good psychopath knows, you have to fake emotions so you fit in with real people. NaOnka bites the inside of her cheek and generates some artificial tears of her own. The crying and snuffling is so over the top for a bowl of eggs that I’d like to see this bunch take in the splendor that is Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast.

On the other food front, La Flor Wax’s AncientJane is doing some fishing and hosts her own personal fish fry.

Immunity Challenge- Learn to Skee: We rip off another carnival game with an oversized edition of Skee Ball. In this version, there are two ball droppers and four chute aimers, all trying to break tiles with cannon balls. Empanada wins, sending La Flor Wax to Tribal Council. This time Fabio doesn’t urinate in public.

Idol Thoughts: Over at La Flor Wax, Jane targets Marty and Jill in a confessional with a labored cake, icing and “eat it too” cliché. Sash and the cold-as-ice Brrrr-enda discuss asking Marty for the HII in exchange for Jill going home. Real estate agent Sash draws up the papers and holds an open house for Marty. Marty agrees to surrender the HII in exchange for Jill’s ouster and the return of the Idol if La Flor loses the next immunity challenge. Sash throws in some magic beans and a free ball point pen with Sash’s real estate information on the side.

Tribal Council: Marty calls Jane a flipper, but Jane is well aware that she has a high pitched laugh, eats a lot of fish and that she’s going to be tail-walking back to camp, so the dolphin insult doesn’t bother her. Jiffy gets to the bottom of the HII exchange and manages to draw Sash into a Freudian slip that raises some eyebrows. Jiffy strides off to “tally the votes” and it’s Dr. Jill who is taken off “fire represents your life” support.




Mark "Laughing all the way to the bank" Burnett
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 RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... jbug 10-29-10 1
   RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... LibraRising 11-01-10 5
       RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... jbug 11-02-10 8
 RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... suzzee 10-29-10 2
 RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... Aruba 10-30-10 3
   RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... iltarion 10-31-10 4
       RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... LibraRising 11-01-10 6
           RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... suzzee 11-02-10 7
               RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You ... LibraRising 11-02-10 9

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
You'd think that working in an ER and having to make quick decisions would have given me an advantage here.
Dang it, I listened to Marty's symptoms and came away with the wrong diagnosis - for me anyway.


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5. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Hey doc, before you go, I wanted to ask you about this burning sensation I've been having...


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8. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Just keep pissing in the pool.


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10-29-10, 08:15 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Batta Bing Batta Boom. That's how you show them yoots how to be atletic. dang spell check is going insane>snort<

Itsa boid itsa plane itsa Teflon Dan. Hey day told me to take a flying leap soz I did, watdaya know. I still got it.
I'll cruise right through dis Survivor stuff like a Porsche through Manhattan.



Let me hook you up

How about that, we gotta merge and I'm coming back. I'm the new Hidden Medallion of Burnett. I knew they'd miss me.



Who's idea was this anyway?

PS: RollDice you are seriously funny PaperChase, SoggyHolly and Na’asty and my personal favorite La Flor Wax. Sweet!


agman makes me hot


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10-30-10, 11:03 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Hey ya Big Dummy...Your defense strategy will only work if EVERY throw from our team came from pathetic Dan. It's more important to cut the angle and give the thrower a smaller target. But I guess you were too busy relieving yourself in the dirty water and providing a new food source for the parasites. Speaking of "food source" Espada got to eat mighty well after RC thanks to my efforts. Even tribal switch Sweepstake winner Holly was moved to tears.

Our challenge awesomeness continued in the IC. Although a loss would not have been a disaster because my gamemanship would have shined orchestarting Alina's boot. But that's OK...I'd rather have her on the Jury to be swayed by my hunkability to the tune of $1,000,000!


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4. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"

Stick around. I'm going to ask Marty for the title to his car next. Maybe after the game's over, I'll ask Brenda for her bikini. TOO EASY.

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6. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Dude, first could you ask Na'onka for, uh, "her" socks?


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7. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Kid, do youz get why I didn't wanna jump into the pool?


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9. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep07: You Get to Milk Your Own Milk"
Uhh, because your metal hip would rust?


Oh hey, after the merge, can you explain that whole Journey-song/screen-going black thing to me? I, like, didn't get.

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