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"Be The Survivor: S21 Ep04: The Squeaky Wheel Gets Greased"
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10-07-10, 01:44 PM (EST)
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"Be The Survivor: S21 Ep04: The Squeaky Wheel Gets Greased" |
At Espada Senior Living, Jimmy T goes on an "Annoy-a-thon", the Espadrilles lose yet another Challenge and tensions build between Jimmy T and ... well, everybody.At La Flor Day Care's side of the God Forsaken swamp, NaOnka is doing some early campaigning for the next Heroes vs. Villians Survivor and Chase gets a clue, but it's a little late. What I would really like to do is recap this episode via an interpretive dance I created -- but that's just not possible (or legal in some states), so instead here is some poetry for your dining and dancing pleasure: La Flor Is it lack of food that’s made her rude? Or the ethos of South Central? Blame nature or nurture for the ‘tude But NaOnka is just mental Espada Jimmy T wasn’t happy as a worker bee He wanted to be the leader Despite his emotional turn at TC He’s now Loser Lodge’s official Greeter So, grab a SEARS tool and dig in. Mark "Producer. Poet. Visionary." Burnett
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suzzee 2763 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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10-07-10, 03:04 PM (EST)
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2. "Dodging the bullet" |
wheeeewwweee! Thanks Jimmy T you loud-mouth huggy touchy feely wind bag. You blew so much wind it sailed you right off to the Lodge. Marty: so I'm a vote in your pocket am I? As long as it keeps me here I'll be Sandra to you all day big shot. Hey! one of you hotties, come over here and help me to the can. Hey! Hey! Yeah I'm talkin' to you girly......'scuse me, gotta go schmooze for a little bit.......  Let me hook you up
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mindy23 1128 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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10-07-10, 07:22 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Dodging the bullet" |
I'm right here for you, Dan, because I KNOW you're referring to ME when you say 'hotties'! I can tell by that look in your glazed-over eyes that you want me. You really really want me. Oh, Dr. Jill just told me you have cataracts. Oh well. I still know you want me.Even if I DID vote for you, no one has to know that, right? That's just between me and my ohter personalities. We can't keep track of what we're doing, anyway. And I sure would hate to lose those crocodile shoes again. You got anymore in that back pack of yours that you can't carry around? HUH? Maybe I should go over and have a look while you're on the pot... It'll be a while, I'm sure. Hey, just heard from RussHell. He told me to take your walking stick away. That's an even better plan. Then I'll cry about it and everyone will forgive me. But you? What will happen to you and that gimpy leg of yours??? Only the voices know....

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RollDdice 5381 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-08-10, 12:42 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep04: The Squeaky Wheel Gets Greased" |
That's my fault. I didn't see you in any of the footage. When I asked my camera crews and line producer about it, they shuffled their feet and said you were doing a guest week over on Project Runway.I guess you'll just have to speak up a bit. Mark "Face Time" Burnett
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iltarion 1328 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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10-08-10, 06:28 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep04: The Squeaky Wheel Gets Greased" |
This isn't what I signed up for when I interviewed. You will promptly be more vigilant or you will be hearing from my agent. 
Can't wait to work my smile on the hot mommas of Espada. hahahaha....
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RollDdice 5381 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-09-10, 12:50 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be The Survivor: S21 Ep04: The Squeaky Wheel Gets Greased" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-10 AT 12:53 PM (EST)You will promptly be more vigilant or you will be hearing from my agent. Your agent? Ha! Who do you think you are... Hatch? Bring some of that attitude to the show and you might get a few moments of screen time.
Mark "Is it wise to insult the guy who controls the Rewards and the Edit?" Burnett
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10-09-10, 09:29 PM (EST)
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10. "The Medallion of Power is....." |
......getting passed around like a holiday fruitcake. ......the most useless Survivor trinket since Shane's Blackberry.
 Who's idea was this anyway?
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